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    Deadpool and Spiderman are teamed up to fight some evil or maybe this is just a ploy for them to fall in love, who knows?

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    BREAKING NEWS
    Wade Wilson married to Captain America?

    We spoke to former Captain America, Steve Rogers and he said he's happy for his successor but is concerned about Deadpool's methods.

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    Peter Parker in theory is a ghost, the last person who knows of the world before. Messing with the multiverse came with consequences for him and now he's living with it.

    Wanda Maximoff is not healing but she has a solution for that and if it includes using the book of the damned then let her be damned. She can live with it.

    Stephen Strange knows something is wrong but he cannot remember what exactly. All he knows is that Wanda is currently in New York with two presences that aren't from this universe and he is going to stop the Scarlet Witch.

    (There is plot in the start but after a while, it's just this unlikely group healing together, we all need a happy ending right now.)

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    It starts out as some kind of innocent misunderstanding. Peter honestly didn't know sex demons existed, and if he did know, he still never would have summoned one. But when a big, hulking sex demon with broad shoulders and rippling muscles steps out of a portal and insists that that's exactly what Peter did, and that he can't go anywhere until he fulfills all of Peter's desires... well, what's a superhero to do? Let the incubus go hungry?

    [Spoiler alert: this incubus won't be going hungry.]

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    Chaos and Order.

    Anarchy and Law.

    Peter held to one truth: that the weak could not survive without structure, that havoc allowed evil to thrive. People needed safety in order to build societies, but these Revolutionary times were most unsafe.

    Unsafe, and uncertain.

    For Boston to become a shining “City on a Hill”, Peter’s Templar brethren have worked behind the scenes tirelessly for decades to sow the seeds for a perfect utopia. Now, their ancient enemies—The Assassins—have again emerged on the scene.

    The problem? Peter finds himself charmed by chaos-incarnate: the fabulous Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool.

    But Peter is sure of his noble cause. Right?

    And his faith cannot be so easily shaken, especially not by his loathed, sworn enemy.

    Right?

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    Wade and Peter don't just look alike in costumes and their sense of humor with constant jokes.
    Both were unaccustomed to depending on someone, to partnering, and even worse, to noticing a genuine interest that someone has in them, or rather that they have each other.
    That's why it's better to let your actions speak more than words, like a simple kiss.

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    So he decided he deserved nice things.
    Despite his body circumstances.
    Despite New York still realing from the civil war.
    Despite the Avengers being gone.
    Despite Pepper and Rhodey not approving.
    Despite Peter trying his best to play matchmaker.
    He decided he deserved the nice things he deemed nice. He owed it to himself to enjoy this forced retirement.
    And he considered Wade to be very nice.

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    "When I woke up to see that version of me
    Bags under my eyes and coloured pale pink
    Hydration desperate with eyes that won't speak
    I let life take a cash-only toll on me"

    *

    It's not like it had been conscious decision. He hadn't woken up one day and decided that it was time to shut up. It was a gradual process but if he had to explain it (not that he could), he'd say that it probably started with Aunt May's death. Or Gwen's. Or Ben's. Or his parents'. It basically started with losing everyone that he cared about. 

     

    *

    Or: Peter Parker watches everyone he loves die so he gives up on being Peter Parker.
    Including: Selectively Mute!Peter, an Immortal Mercenary with a crush, a tired ex-assassin, a complicated double life and whole lot of healing.

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    Spider-Man really, really fancies Deadpool, and manages to blurt this out over dinner right before New Year. He decides to avoid the merc, possibly forever, but when he meets Deadpool as Peter Parker and sparks fly, everything gets a lot more complicated.

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    “Aren’t you gonna say anything? People usually have something to say,”

    “If you’re expecting me to say I don’t love you, then I won’t. I promised not to lie,”

    it's been building up to this for a long time, maybe Wade let it build for too long, maybe it would only be fair to show Peter the man behind the red and black. even if he knows showing his face will be the end to it all.

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    wade and peter get drunk, smoke and kiss. yaddah yaddah they’re cute

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    When Peter is framed for the murder of Quentin Beck, due to footage that was released by the man himself, he is hunted and has nowhere safe to hide from both S.H.E.I.L.D. and the authorities, until he thinks to go and see if his friend, who he has had strong feelings towards for a long time, Wade Wilson, would mind if he stayed with him for awhile, until it's safe again. Oneshot based on trailer of No Way Home and 21 Pilot's song, The Run and Go.

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    It was just an internship at Yggdrasil Inc.
    So, how did I get caught between the mysterious CEO and a vampire?

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    After being attacked by unknown assailants, Bucky is injured and on the run. With Steve gone and Sam in federal custody, who can he turn to for help?

    Answer: Deadpool, aka The Winter Soldier's Biggest Fan!

    Deadpool is insanely attracted to the Winter Soldier, but fears he is out of his league. Bucky wants to get past the pain of losing Steve, but doesn't believe anyone could love him after everything he's done. They'll figure out they're perfect for each other, eventually, assuming they don't get killed first.

    Features MCU and comic character appearances not referenced in the tags, because I like surprises.

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    Before he could speculate at what was making his Spidey Senses go off, a sword appeared through the middle of the man’s chest and the tingly feeling went away. He watched in horror as the sword slipped out and the man fell to the ground, revealing who had stabbed him.

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    You're caught in a compromising position by the merc with a mouth...

    ...then he shatters the fourth wall.

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    This is pure Crack and Smut.

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    Peter has a rage that's too close to the surface. Wade has his reasons for doing what he does. They've worked together before but this time it's... different.

    Fourteen missing children. Zero news coverage. Repressed childhood trauma and the novel experience of not being alone.

    or Ten Times Peter Doesn't Leave Wade and The One Time He Does.

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    All Wade wanted to do was ride a dinosaur.

    Next thing you know, he's lost his mutation and dying of cancer (again). While the Avengers race to find a cure (lolol jkjk they're totally taking their sweet ass time), Wade finds himself getting to know one of the most adorable scientists-slash-nursemaids on the Stark payroll by the name of Peter Parker. He's awkward and he's earnest and he's got the cutest tush in all the land. Wade is smitten. Peter's mostly just trying not to give away all his secrets (and oh god he's totally smitten, too).

    Maybe they'll save each other. (Of course they will, have you read the title?)

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    Eddie Brock thinks his life is a decently normal train wreck until he is diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder and struggles to pick up the pieces of his past trauma and figure out what creature in his brain is.

    This is the 2018 Venom movie reimagined as more realistic and no physical sexy black aliens this time. And Deadpool is there too because why not?!

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