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    “Listen!” Matt huffed. “It just… It doesn’t work, ok? I can’t… We’re too different. We’re too different, Wade.” He turned towards Pete. He wanted to reach out, to put a hand on his arm, to comfort him. He could taste the salt of the tears welling up in Pete’s eyes. He could hear his breathing starting to come rough. Hell, he could practically feel the kid’s heart breaking. “We’re all too different. It has to stop.”

    Wade stared at him, dumbfounded. “The fuck you mean we’re too different? It doesn’t work? I know you’re blind but - bullshit. You really can’t see it? We’re perfect for each other. We complement each other. We fit, Matty. We fit together like three fucked up pieces to a completely fucked up puzzle. He’s neutral good. I’m chaotic neutral. And you, Darkness, you’re a chaotic dumbass.”

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    The misadventures of Matt Murdock, Wade Wilson, and Peter Parker, idiots in love...

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    Peter Parker and his Avenger friends get a twitter. I think we all know what this means.

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    Wade Wilson is unassuming and shy and works in a grocery store. He's turned his back on his violent past and on love.
    He has vowed never to open his heart to anybody again.
    Then new guy Peter moves in just down the block and finds himself attracted to the big scarred man.
    As an arsonist sets the city alight, another fire is simmering between our lead guys.

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    “-The police are still looking for the criminal serial killer known now as, Red, for the copious amounts of blood they leave at the scene-“

    “Oh wow. That’s terrifying.” Peter glanced over at May looking aptly horrified.

    She grimaced, face slightly pale “It is. I hope they catch them soon.”

    Peter nodded “Yeah, I hope so too.” He agreed.

    He feigned looking at the clock before he stood up “I got some homework to finish, then I’m gonna head to bed. Night Aunt May.”

    She smiled at him, “Night Peter.” She gave him a light hug and kiss on the cheek which Peter returned.

    He barely made it to his bedroom before he was pressing a hand to his face to stifle his laughter.

    ”Red? That’s what they decided on? That is so fucking stupid I can’t-“

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    "My own reflection's making me sick
    I've been this way since my faith quit

    And I never asked for this pain
    It's taking me over
    It's taking me over
    It's making me colder "

    ~

    Peter Stark is dead. Has been for years. Ever since he was stolen from his father.

    Peter Stark is dead. Until a certain mercenary stumbles into him at a HYDRA base.

    Peter Stark is dead. Until he isn't.

    This changes everything.

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    Poor Peter is kidnapped at the hands of an unknown foe, and Pepper turns to a well-known mercenary for help in desperation. Will she regret her decision of getting this specific merc?

    Everything in the MCU is canon up until Far From Home, except for the fact that he didn't get snapped away. He and Aunt May moved with Tony to the cabin. Five years of bonding later and Peter is one of the family. After the events of Endgame, Peter fell into a deep depression after Tony's death and hung up the suit. EDITH is still within "Fury's" possession. Mysterio has become quickly famous after successfully making the world believe he is a hero. Also, there is a red-and-black suited maniac mercenary who exists in this universe. It would be too complicated to try and fit his story into the MCU as a whole, so I'm just gonna say he and every other character from his movies that I like exist in this universe. Any Mutants are just victims of a mysterious Weapon X genetics engineerprogram that some unknown mercenary exploded, freeing the inhabitants along with himself. They try and lie low, not wanting to draw attention from the Avengers or deal with the Sokovia Accords. Except for Deadpool, who gives absolutely no f***s. Enjoy!

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    It's the future. After superheroes and villains competing propelled advancements in technology, AI are now fully integrated into society. Some things are still pretty much the same, though. Peter Parker works for an ungrateful J.J. Jameson, this time creating Spider-man podcasts. Deadpool still fights evil (in his own way), and teams up with Spider-man occasionally to defeat anti-AI crime. Spidey doesn't seem to like him much, but when Wade gets an AI companion who looks and sounds just like Peter, and Peter gets roped into playing the part of his android double after it glitches out (why did he take that job to be a model for the upstart AI company in the first place??), what will happen? Will Peter fall for Wade? Will Deadpool stop killing for his hero/crush, and learn to be loved?
    It's the futuristic robot and genderfluid AU nobody asked for!
    (only slightly based on the show "I'm Not A Robot")

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    "Technically...", he said with a wolfish grin, "I bought you."
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    When Peter Parker gets ambushed and chased by some wannabe villain in civil, he didn't expect to get charged with his offences. Between having to face a jail sentence and getting his identity revealed, he's got only one choice left. He needs someone to buy him free. But of all people, had it to be the ruthless mercenary Deadpool?
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    [UPDATES: Every week on Friday.]

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    basicwhitebucky: guys clints in jail

    sammyclassicsonicfan: Oh my god

    brownrecluse: Not again

    pdarpakr: what did he do

    basicwhitebucky: he climbed to the top of a statue, yelled, "MY NECK, MY BACK, LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK", fell off the statue, then got arrested

    sammyclassicsonicfan: At least he got arrested for a reason like that

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    or,

    A group chat fic in an au for marvel while they're in high school.

    Some people are juniors and some are seniors. Also ships are something i am doing, but they won't appear in the first chapter or anything. Imma wait it out to officially introduce them.

    I got a few names from cryptic_potatos skate fast eat ass universe so that's a thing.

    Okay so (possibly) enjoy the story!

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    Peter Parker, loser of Midtown high and known for his "internship lie" and spider-man and hero to queens, decides one day to give tony even more grey hairs and make the PR team crave the sweet release of death like the kids do.

    And make a spider-man twitter account.

    And obviously, shit hits the fan, in the most chaotic ways possible.

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    Aunt May is dead.

    And Peter is struggling because:

    1. He's FINE and Tony needs to get off his back.

    2. His best friends got married. To each other. Which is awkward.

    And

    3. Deadpool is stalking him. Both Spiderman and no-name photographer Peter Parker.

    But he's fine. Everything is fine.

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    Peter started his heat on patrol and Deadpool, an alpha, just couldn't help himself.

    Later Tony finds his degraded mate and brings him home, now desperate to comfort his little one.

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    When Loki puts a spell on the Avengers Turing them into teenagers for a fortnight, Nick Fury finally has the best revenge plan for all the crazy pranks they pull on him, send them back to school. Add in a mysterious student duo, Peter Parker and Wade Wilson, and what do you get? A weird ass Fanfiction that's what

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    Peter and Wade stand the test of alternate dimension separation, life-threatening surgeries, proposals, wedings, kids, psychopathic Doms, buying a house, and many more Spideypool domestic life moments.

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    At first Steve thinks that Brock asking him out on a date is normal. However Steve does not know that he is really Brocks assignment ordered by Hydra command to collect info on him and to possibly assassinate him. However Brock Fails...By falling in love with Steve.takes place before Winter soldier in around 2013-2014.Some of the characters have some similarities with their real life actors.

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    Peter Parker is an average student. He loves photography, and carries his camera with him at all times. When he starts junior year with new teacher, Wade Wilson, Peter finds himself in more trouble than he signed up for.

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    Loki wasn't the only baby taken from Jotunheim, he wasn't the only child of Laufey taken to Asgard and raised next to Thor. Eirlys Odinsdottir. Loki's twin sister. Odin's beloved princess. The snowdrop of Asgard. And missing. As a small child Eirlys vanished from Asgard, leaving Loki without his other half, his twin, his partner in crime, his best friend. There was nothing for him to do. Now, centuries later, Loki is an Avengers, in a committed and healthy relationship, and is suffering through headaches and visions, like someone is trying to reach out to him. And he has no choice but to follow the clues. What he and the other Avengers find though, none of them were expecting. The North Star has a history with many of the Avengers: enemy, teacher, lover, sister. And they all agree on one thing; they must remove her from Hydra's hands.

    North Star is Hydra's most successful and most dangerous weapon. But with the Avengers she struggles to find her place in the real world, back with her brothers. Both Bucky and Steve have a history with the woman, one better then the other. Bucky knows what it's like, understands better then anyone what she's been through. But can Steve see past the Hydra stamp on her soul??

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    Peter thought he knew who he was. He was Spiderman. An Avenger. A freshman in college. A Superhero, one of Earth's mightiest heroes, possibly failing his finals. He had beliefs, and morals, and his life was a clear and easily understandable constructed web.
    Then--he met Wade.

    In which we all grow up, no one can know the future, and we can only trust ourselves enough to figure it all out as we go along.

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    The Installment that starts it all. When Spiderman met Deadpool for the first time, and consequently fell in love.

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    Peter gets asked out by his crush and now he has to deal with his anxiety and awkwardness. Wade's not taking it any better and his superfamily is about two seconds away from murdering! Oh the humanity.

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    “Deadpool. He’s an insane, ruthless mercenary who doesn’t care about anything other than money. He travels wherever his contracts are, and he will kill anyone and do anything to get the job done.”
    Peter almost wants to laugh and comment, since Tony has a lot of moments where he’s only cared about money, but he’s too preoccupied learning about a killer in his city. A killer for hire that he wasn’t aware of. Until now.

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    In which Peter Parker learns the truth about Wade Wilson after the Avengers make him believe the man is a ruthless killer. Turns out they're pretty compatible, but the Avengers don't give a shit about chemistry.

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