19 Bookmarks by PixelChocobo
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a favor to ask by NeithOfTheVeil
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jan 2026
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When Honghong-er’s bullies ridicule him for ruining the Shangyuan Heavenly Ceremonial Procession, an eavesdropping Xie Lian receives confirmation of the bandaged boy’s identity.
This time, he doesn’t break the rules to speak to Honghong-er—he breaks the rules to appear before him.
Or, Honghong-er gets a hug.
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23 Jan 2026
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Jon's family would stop meddling in his affairs if he could show them he had a devoted boyfriend.
Thankfully Martin is up for the task.OR
Surely this fake relationship won't snowball out of control.
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17 Dec 2025
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in reverse you are all my symmetry (a parallel i would lay my life on) by yamswrites
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Oct 2024
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“…You want me to get close to them,” Gerard says, slowly.
“In a manner of speaking,” Gertrude replies.
Gerard pauses, considering her words. It takes him a minute to even begin to formulate a response but he manages. Incredulously, he asks, “Are you telling me you want me to try and seduce the Distortion?”
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27 Aug 2025
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“I was…I was going to tell you, when I came back from Sannikov.” Michael breathes it out like cigarette smoke, where it curls around them in the rain. He looks down at their joined hands, his own freckled knuckles and Gerry’s flaking black nail-polish. “I had this whole corny letter and everything, wrote it down on the plane so I could practice.”
“What did it say?” It feels equal parts tender and devastating, watching Michael’s downturned eyes - the fan of his pale lashes against his cheek.
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Michael and Gerry, after things have gone twisty and back again.
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- Part 2 of ໑Foxtrot's Magnus Archives Fic-Bin໑
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25 Aug 2025
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Richie comes out publicly during the 27 years. He still has an absurdly specific type that no man can live up to but he's openly gay. Eddie, who has never found this comedian funny and — while he cares about gay people in a nebulous way — isn't exactly a queer rights activist, is compelled to argue with anyone sending Richie hate. He doesn't even think this is weird or over the top until Richie does a bit about him.
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30 May 2025
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Upon discovering Jon is feeding on innocent people, Martin makes a different choice.
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25 Apr 2025
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Two Idiots and a Baby by riseofthefallenone
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Aug 2022
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Peter’s roommate bails with little notice before the renewal of their lease. Not wanting to give up the apartment, Peter puts out an ad for a new roommate. He didn’t really expect to end up living with a newborn and her “ex-special forces” father, but… Here they are, and he wouldn’t change a thing about it.
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It’s coming into night when Jon leaves, and the god gives him an oil lamp to light his way to the village. His fingers brush against Jon’s as he hands him the lamp, and there is a jolt of sharp sensation; a reminder that he is still talking to a god.
“Walk safely,” says the god.
“May I come back tomorrow?” Jon asks, and the god smiles, his eyes shining silver-gray.
“I look forward to it.”
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A scholar comes to study a valley covered in fog.
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- Part 8 of Jmart Week Fills
- Part 1 of Heartlight
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05 Feb 2025
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The Right Way to Stick a Dick (A Smut How to Guide for the Struggling Author) by katejay
Fandoms: No Fandom, any fandom
22 May 2015
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For any creative writer out there that's having trouble managing their smut:
Here's a lesson provided for the general welfare of the explicit fanfic community.Fucking: do it right.
This is a comprehensive step by step guide to writing smut that includes M/M, F/M, and brief F/F, all written in 2nd person
Excerpt:
1) start with a kiss
a) rough, lusty, passionate, impulsive, (leads to fucking -preferably rough)
b) loving, slow, sensual, (leads to love making) extra points if you add cuddles
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7) slowly mark a trail of kisses, kitten licks, and teeth grazes down
a) spread kisses, licks down/across their abdomen and down to their navel
b) lightly teeth/nip their hip bones lightly and leave a trail of kisses and love bites further
c) if there’s any other erogenous areas (sensitive spots) hit that shit up
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20) gather them close
a) exchange pleasantries, god knows how long you've known each other
b) snuggle up and fall asleep in each other's arms, wake up and repeat process
c) be a douche and treat them like it was a quick fuck, even if you know it's so much moreBookmarked by PixelChocobo
07 Aug 2024
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when he walks in, I am loved (I am loved) by mrrrston
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 May 2024
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“When did you fall in love with me?”
The question isn’t a surprise, per se. It’s just that they’ve been lying in silence in their dimly lit bedroom for what has to have been half an hour now. Somewhere during that time, Martin’s hand had found its way up Jon’s (but really, Martin’s) shirt and now his dull fingernails scratch leisurely at his back. Jon’s currently melted into Martin’s chest, his arm draped over his waist, his mind floating somewhere in the ether. That’s why it takes him a moment to process the question, then he huffs a laugh into the crook of Martin’s neck.
“Really?”
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05 Aug 2024
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“None of that. Look, look here. Look at me. The only way you’re going to survive this, and I suspect you would like to, is by doing exactly what I tell you. And I am telling you to keep your eyes on me, and to not let go.”
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Martin's clumsiness and a few chance encounters send him down a very dangerous path. Luckily for him, a mysterious stranger is there to offer him a sorely needed hand.
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27 Jul 2024
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I've Never Been One for Prose by FalcoSparverius for InsomniWillow
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Jul 2023
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A human catches the Archivist's attention when he leaves a poem on its altar.
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12 Jul 2023
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every good intention (is interpretation) by gruhukens
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Jan 2020
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They’re standing entirely too close to each other in front of the hotel desk when the clerk asks them whether they’d like a double, twin, or two singles, and Martin absolutely bottles it.
‘Uh,’ he says, at exactly the same time as Jon says, ‘Oh.’
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There’s a conversation that Martin and Jon need to have after the Lonely. Unfortunately, they are - historically - fairly terrible at putting stuff into words.
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07 Jun 2023
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"Statement of Jonathan Sims, loving husband, regarding his husband's simply fantastic tits."
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Jon & Martin get a happy ending (one of many to come for them).
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17 May 2023
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Local archivist owns jeans and leaves his office , more news at 11 by Acatcalledmalice
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Apr 2022
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Bad date?” she asked, scooping out a cocktail stick that looked like a polar bear and popping it in his drink with a sympathetic smile.
“Has a blind date ever gone well?” He asked as she washed glasses. Martin wasn’t disappointed. He hadn’t exactly been expecting much. He should have just told Tim to shove it.
The woman started racking the glasses over head and shook her head. “Hey, at least your one turned up. The guy in the corner has been on his own all night.” Martin pointedly did not turn his head to look, as much as he wanted to see who was having a worse night than him. The bartender smiled, “I’m Sophie by the way… cheer up duck, pretty thing like you can do so much better than that.”
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25 Mar 2023
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I'll Walk Beside You, Love, Any Way the Wind Blows by probsnothawkeye
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 Nov 2021
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It was as he was working on filing away the stories of some newer souls that a person Jon had never seen before crossed into his threshold. They were quite striking, to put it mildly. Dark black hair with a startling streak of white through it, large form that seemed almost perfect for hugging, and a pair of kind brown eyes that Jon could spot even from how far away he was from the stranger. They radiated a light that was wholly unfamiliar to Jon, not like that of a spirit nor like that of the sun god who became Jon’s friend despite Jon’s best efforts.
“May I help you?” Jon asked, a cool confidence he didn’t quite feel lacing its way into his words.
The ethereal person before him looked up, seemingly startled at being seen. “Oh! Apologies, I didn’t realize anyone was in here I was just…”
“Yes?”
“Have you seen a dog?” they asked, approaching Jon with much less caution than Jon would’ve considered appropriate, as if they weren’t even aware they had somehow stumbled into the Underworld despite clearly still being alive.
“A dog.”
“A spaniel, I think.”
Jmart hades and persephone au!
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21 Mar 2023
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Jon’s boyfriend was too thoughtful. It was a real problem.
That wasn’t to say that Jon was under the misapprehension that Martin was perfect - he was well aware of his flaws. He was stubborn, and a poor communicator, and the only person Jon knew whose pettiness rivaled his own. But all of these qualities were made up for (to the extent that they needed to be made up for - Martin’s pettiness was, in all honesty, something Jon greatly admired) by all the ways Martin cared. He cared so much, and he made it look effortless.
It was the little things. Cups of tea, sandwiches from the cafe down the street (cause I noticed you skipped lunch again), thick woolen socks (cause I know your feet always get cold at night), ceramic mugs with highland cows painted in the glaze (cause it reminded me of you). Jon wasn’t good at the little things, but he was determined to get better. So when Martin mentioned that he’d never been given flowers, he thrilled at the opportunity.
For Jonmartin Week Day 8 - Alternate Universe // Free Day
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17 Mar 2023
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Say You Love Me (Learn to Lie) by iamcringebutiamfree
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Apr 2022
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It shouldn’t have been surprising to learn that Martin hated him. He had been, he knew, a truly terrible boss - he’d treated Martin horribly, caused him to lose his home, nearly gotten him killed. Really, it had been ridiculous to ever think that Martin wouldn’t hate him.
Still, Jon had been trying, in his own way, to make it up to him. There wasn’t exactly a card at the drugstore that said, “I’m sorry I berated you for six months and caused you to nearly be eaten by a swarm of worms of potentially supernatural origin,” but he’d been trying. He brought Martin breakfast every morning, made sure the breakroom cabinets were stocked with his favorite blends of tea, and had tried to work some genuine praise into his feedback of Martin’s work. None of it was the direct apology that his conscience told him he really ought to give, but Martin had appreciated it. Or seemed to, anyway.
Jon wasn’t certain what motivated the decision he made next - whether it was guilt or spite or something else. He could, he knew, be quite petty when the situation called for it. Either way, he made up his mind then and there to prove Martin wrong. He was going to be the best fake boyfriend he could be.
A Fake Dating AU!
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17 Mar 2023
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the loneliness of spring by like_vines
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jan 2023
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When Toge speaks, flowers fall out of his mouth, a flurry of white roses. The thorns scrape his lips and tongue— he doesn't speak often.
(or: the Hades and Persephone myth, inuokko style)
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07 Jan 2023