1 - 20 of 379 Works in Asexual Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    au that jon went through with it and cut out his eyes. that’s it. that’s my pitch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,744
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    128
  2. Tags
    Summary

    A Fix-It AU in which Martin gets back to the safehouse just a little early.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,139
    Chapters:
    3/12
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    326
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Quietly, trying not to disturb Tim, Martin decides to follow Jon.

    He finds him sat at the kitchen table, a glass of water in front of him. He looks up as Martin enters, surprised.

    "I'm sorry, did I wake you?"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    970
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    90
  4. Tags
    Summary

    What would you do if you woke up married to a stranger you met on an ill-advised trip to Las Vegas? No, really, I'm asking. For a friend.

    Or, the Honey Girl AU no one asked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,881
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    140
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2426
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Martin, Tim, and Sasha have gotten themselves summer research jobs at the Magnus Institute. It’s been a lot more than they bargained for, and honestly they’d prefer it with about fourteen less eldritch fear beings.

    or: An AU based off of some drawings by socks.on.shoes on instagram, featuring Jon as Local Fear Avatar Trying His Best, Martin and Tim as Guys Who Did Not Sign Up For This Shit, Sasha as The Group’s Only Braincell, Elias as A Bitch, Peter as Also A Bitch, and more.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,704
    Chapters:
    19/20
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4168
  6. Tags
    Summary

    It was a normal day at The Spiral. The morning regulars had come and gone, leaving the little shop to it's quiet peace. The door opened, it's bell alerting them to a customer. A glance at the clock showed it was time to greet Sasha. Within seconds, Tim was leaned on the counter, smiling in a way Tim thought suave.

    "Good afternoon, gorgeous, come here often?" Tim asked, complete with brow waggles.

    Sasha rolled her eyes, albeit fondly, "Oh, just about every day. There's this really cute baker who works here. You haven't seen him have you? Oh! There you are, Martin!"

    "Hi Sasha." Martin chuckled. His eyes slid to the figure trailing behind her. The man had dark, curly hair, a myriad of scars, a deep, thoughtful look and a wiry frame that looked like he hadn't eaten well in ages.

    "Oh, right." Sasha took a side step, "This is my colleague, Jonathan Sims."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,928
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    222
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3965
  7. Tags
    Summary

    "I’ll be honest, I don’t often take new patients, and I want to make sure that the service I provide here is a good fit for your needs. Would you like to start with the reason you decided to set up an appointment with me today?”

    Jon twists the newspaper clipping in his hands again, then notices Dr. Bright looking down at it. His face gets hot, and he quickly tucks it into his pocket. “I, uhm. I saw your ad. It, ah, caught my eye, I suppose you might say.”

    Dr. Bright smiles. It’s a genuine smile, one that crinkles her eyes at the corners, but it also does very little to help Jon gauge her response. “Of course. It’s not exactly the most… typical method for advertising a therapist. Was there any particular reason it drew your attention?”

    Jon chews on his lip. “Well, ah. I don’t know that the sort of problems I have could be helped by any typical therapist.”

    ----

    Or, Somewhere Else, Jon finds a therapist.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    86,321
    Chapters:
    23/27
    Comments:
    903
    Kudos:
    661
    Bookmarks:
    108
    Hits:
    11400
  8. Tags
    Summary

    "What was your first thought when you saw me on that boat?" Jon asked.
    "That you kinda looked like Jesus," she answered, and then paused. "Why did I say it?"
     

     
    After mag 195, Jon and Basira run into a Truth Domain that forces them to say only the truth. They open up about the last year, about when they first met, about Daisy and Martin, and about even older wounds.

    Turns out, a little honesty and vulnerability can actually be quite nice.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,924
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    218
  9. Tags
    Summary

    "They’d been hungry for so long they no longer even noticed. As far as Jon was concerned, they’d always been this shaky, and light headed, and tired, and annoyed, and- anyway, that’s just how they were!

    And they always drank the tea Martin brought them. Wasn’t that enough?"

    ***

    or

    ***

    me projecting onto characters bc i have no mental stability left

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,372
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    258
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Jon hadn’t really had a clue where this would go, and he decided that he was okay with that. 

    He was a busy man, after all. He had to be professional, but, when Elias had informed the staff of The Magnus Institute that there was going to be a very fancy party sponsored by a very reclusive sea captain with a very mandatory attendance policy, he got quite, well, unnerved. Jon wasn’t usually one to spend time with coworkers, declining most invitations to drink after work or game nights at Sasha’s. Mr. Jonathan “Workaholic” Sims? The exhausted looking academic? To say he was excited for the party would be absolutely absurd. 

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,396
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    443
  11. Tags
    Summary

    After Martin's mother died, at long last, Martin's left with more money than he knows what to do with. So he starts over, abandons his tiny apartment, and puts his (apparently very large) inheritance money to good use.

    That purchase may or may not include something he didn't bargain for and his new house may or may not be haunted. He wouldn't exactly call the ghost(???) a bonus, but hey, at least he's cute.

    ~
    TMA Sex With a Ghost AU (kinda, also Ghosting by Mother Mother)
    !!! Please see tags and notes for more explanation on the AU !!!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,087
    Chapters:
    1/12
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    94
  12. Tags
    Summary

    The Archivist goes to the Panopticon to become the Pupil of the Eye and burn humanity away. The part of him that is still Jonathan Sims sees a way to change the course of things in a very significant way.
    And that's when Gerry wakes up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,162
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    2056
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Martin is no stranger to being bound to servitude. He has spent a lifetime indebted to the Witch of the Blackwood, and has only just managed to escape from under her influence by stealing for her a priceless Fae artifact. However, to ensure she escapes with the artifact and her newly endowed immortality, she makes sure Martin is caught by the Fae in her place.

    As punishment, Martin is given to a Fae named Jon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,722
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1995
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Jon’s always wanted to try shibari, in a gnaw on your lip, maybe one day sort of way. Luckily Martin is enthusiastic about the endeavour, even if he has to start learning from scratch.

    (Reading other part of the series is not needed, but highly welcome)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,703
    Chapters:
    1/7
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    513
  15. Tags
    Summary

    If one listened closely enough, they could hear the world whispering. At least, Jonathan Sims could. It told him things noone else seemed to know, and they set out to find answers. But secrets are dangerous, and not everyone has good intentions, especially in the supernatural circles. Hopefully the friends he makes along the way will be enough to keep them safe.

     

    (Or, in a universe marginally kinder then canon, Jon has chosen one abilities but is still obsessed with finding the truth and a really bad liar.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,708
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    425
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Jonathan Sims works in research at the Magnus Institute, London. As a researcher, it’s incredibly important for him to cross-reference facts and information, which is why he spends most of his time in the institute’s library instead of the research offices. Despite what Tim says, it has absolutely nothing to do with a certain incredibly attractive librarian and his tea.

    (It absolutely does)

     

    or: two holidays where Jon and Martin almost kissed, and one where they finally did

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,261
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    425
  17. Tags
    Summary

    (Inspired by Ketakoshka's Monster Jon series)
    Jon loves Knowing things, but he wants to Understand. Understand his friends, the world and most of all himself. Its a bit hard, being just as much a child of the Beholding as of his human parents.

     

    (Aka Jon is a monster boi who literally just wants to help his friends happy and also mess with Elias, oh and also maybe become romantically involved with his cute archival assistant who he Knows isn't as human as he thinks.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,006
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    171
    Kudos:
    651
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    9677
  18. Tags
    Summary

    The first time that Jonathan Sims had tried spanking, it had been one of those cheap plastic floggers from Ann Summers. While ultimately underwhelming, it had left quite the impact.

    His continuing investigations into the subject have left him with an invitation from his play partner-slash-dom-slash-relationship counsellor (Elias, extremely competent, with high standards), to attend one of his kink club nights. Oh, and bring the boyfriend (Martin, love of his life).

    Now he just has to pass on the invitation and perhaps bring two sides of his life closer together.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,116
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    477
  19. Tags
    Summary

    In which Jonathan Sims is a Siren, and he fails to notice any new abilities granted to him by the position of Archivist. Or really anything about the Entities at all.

    Takes place in season 1 featuring Jonah Magnus’s slow decent into madness

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,449
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    1848
    Kudos:
    2745
    Bookmarks:
    576
    Hits:
    58355
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Jon remembers being a fox.

    Elias, his kidnapper husband, claims that this is a delusion, the construction of a sick mind. Gertrude, his therapist, tells him it’s an absurd, impossible fantasy. No one believes him. As time goes on, Jon isn’t sure he believes it himself.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84,754
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    1498

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation