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    On his road on being a normal single and definitely ready to mingle dad, Wade's probably facing the absolute most nerve wracking moment of his life. It involves Ellie. Of course it does. Because all the things that leaves him breathing heavily and clutching at his heart beating a mile a minute always involves his daughter. He’s not used to being a family man, okay? But god he’s trying so hard.

    [Care to enlighten everyone what this little dilemma of yours is?]

    He can’t possibly! It’s too horrifying!

    {A Parent-Teacher meeting!}

    Zeusdamnit.

    (Or that day when single dad Wade met his daughter's super hot, super gorgeous, and super nice teacher, Mr. Parker)

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    Peter Parker works four jobs and is generally angry at the state of the world. Then he meets a veteran with radical notions about social justice. And they both love Judy Garland.

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    After killing Bucky Barnes sort-of by accident, Spider-Man and Deadpool seek shelter from Steve Rogers' wrath, and seek out a way to fix their mistake. As they work more closely than ever before and live together with Clint Barton, his family, and Deadpool's daughter Eleanor, the two are forced to confront uncomfortable truths about their relationship, and issues that won't go away.

    Unbeknownst to them, something bigger than they've imagined is at play...

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    Lord Peter Parker is the last of his family's line. He lost everything to the war when he was only a child and has been raised in the care of the palace ever since, leaving the other nobles to look at him as nothing more than a burden on the king's charity. When the leader of the reclusive nation of dragons, Chief Wade Wilson, came before the king to demand payment in the form of a wife, the nobles saw a perfect opportunity to solve two problems at once. Peter had his money, land, family, and now his nation taken from him. Moving forward, all he can do is hope that he will survive in a world so drastically different from, and far more dangerous than, the one he's always known.

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    Wade’s in Macau when it happens. He’s three days into a routine stakeout and passing the time by daydreaming about taking Peter and Ellie to an island - when screams begin erupting in the city below.

    Wisps of gray and brown rise from the crowded streets, disintegrating upwards into the rest of the smog. Wade squints, points his scope toward the panicked crowds in the streets and rubs his eyes.

    “Oh damn, we really lost it this time, didn’t we?”

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    Wade's trying to be a better person even though the universe is clearly rooting against him, but he's gotta do it. He doesn't have a choice anymore. It's either this or let her grow up thinking she wasn't worth trying for.

    I never made it explicitly clear that this is an alternate universe (specifically like the future of a highschool au with Peter, Johnny, Gwen, and MJ). So if things don't match up with the official timeline...don't worry about it? Marvel has like a thousand official timelines.

    EDIT 06/15/17: take a look under the tags [ #ibt ] or [ #fic: i've been thinking ] on ghostnasalspray.tumblr for updates, sneak peeks, and the joys/woes of writing.

    EDIT 03/30/18: HIATUS IS OFF,,,, i am returned, rejuvenated

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    May is pretty sure Peter's in love. She's pretty sure she is, too.

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    Peter is a lone fairy living out his days deep in the English countryside. One morning he stumbles across a man named Wade Wilson, a hero from a far away land who offers Peter the chance to escape his lonely life and return with him to the land of dreams.

    New York.

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    Deadpool travels to the D.C universe, meeting a miss Harley Quinn who has recently only barely survived a brush-in with the Joker. Wounded and in need of a friend, Harley accepts Deadpool's offer to come visit his universe. They quickly declare each other siblings, trying to figure out how to move on with their lives now that the title of "Villain" doesn't quite fit them any more.

    The Joker however isn't going to let something that's "His" go so easily. He is determined to get Harley Quinn back if only to kill her for good this time. Poison Ivy recruits Catwoman, Killer Croc and the Mad hatter to help her go after Harley. Batman and Batgirl follow to try and do damage control.

    Director Nick Fury is fucking sick and tired of random costumed weirdos popping out of portals and causing trouble. He would almost prefer Loki at this point. At least Loki never dressed as a bat. Who even are these assholes?

    Can Harley and Deadpool's new friendship survive? Or will they be torn apart in the clash between dimensions?

    (btw I'm including this as a part of the Take Your Daughter to work day series as how Spiderman and Deadpool got together and how Deadpool became involved in Ellie's life again)

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    Sometimes you give your crush a beautiful bouquet of flowers... maybe some expensive candy that you throw out because most of them are cherry flavored.

    Othertimes, you end up sacrificing your immortality for the man you love more than Life itself.

    This is the story of the second caliber... Wade Wilson has sacrificed his life so Peter Parker Stark-Rogers can live again.... but unfortunately, Wade has a lot of unfinished business that doesn't really appreciate the fact that he's Dead.

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    The deranged serial killer Cletus Kasady - aka Carnage - has escaped prison again, and its up to Peter to put him back. Deadpool doesn't want Spiderman anywhere near the dangerous symbiote. They're both hiding things from each other, and it becomes harder when feelings begin to mingle with the already impossible situation. No one can know Peter is Spiderman if he doesn't want to lose them. No one is allowed to know who the real Wade is behind his sarcastic demeanor. And Cletus Kasady wants them both dead.

    or;

    it started at 3am on a Tuesday morning in a laundromat like all good love stories do.

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    Each chapter accompanied by a verse from "Bedlam Boys"; this fic alternates between Peter and Wade as they recover themselves and find each other.

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    After a long day of being awesome the Avengers find Ellie in the tower! Ellie once again breaks out the sketchbook. She has ideas on how the Avengers can improve.

    Funny with one heck of a cute Ellie! Part of the larger "Take your daughter to work day" au which features spideypool, step-dad spiderman and Avenger deadpool.

    The long awaited next installment!!!

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    This is different. I know nothing of Miles Morales and his Spider-Man comic. I play fast and loose with ages and what not. Wade calls me out on this.

     

    Which Peter Parker actor do you picture when you read these?

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    Peter and Wade have to meet Ellie's teachers

    This is a sequel to "Bringing Him Home To Dad"

    Taking prompts and ideas for future additions.

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    Peter Parker is missing and Spider-man is nowhere to be found. It's been a year, and Deadpool is tired of waiting in order to reconcile with Spider-man over the long ago fight that ended their friendship. So Deadpool puts his all into finding out where Spidey went and why he's in hiding. The answer... was extraordinarily unexpected. But Wade will do anything to fix the rift he created, so he puts his everything into keeping Peter - and three dozen surprises - safe from everyone else.

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    Spiderman is determined in solving a case of missing mutants and finds himself right in the center of a really nasty criminal gang -in which he's forced to risk his identity in order to be able to outsmart his enemies. But the real effort is to survive his existential crisis and hold onto his beliefs that none shall take the law into one's hands. Well. And all these turbulences just because no other Avenger than himself would be stupid enough to risk his life for antiheroes such as Deadpool. Yeah... He really is beyond any help.

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    When Ellie catches Peter kissing Santa in their living room on Christmas morning, it threatens to ruin the entire holiday. Thankfully, he and Wade come up with a last minute idea to help save the spirit of the season.

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    Thor gets a job. It goes as well as you would expect.

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    Peter and Wade invite all their friends to a secluded cabin for a holiday that is both serene and chaste. Or: Peggy drinks wine and Pepper saves the day. Alternatively: the walls are not soundproof, Tony would like you to know.

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