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    “The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”

    OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    At this point, Techno can hardly blame his foster parents for kicking him so quickly. He's certainly the consistent variable of the situations, so it'd be stupid to pin it fully on so many others. And, well, they all give the same excuse for giving him up.

    His epilepsy is too much for them to handle.

    Sometimes, Techno wants to snap back that it's too much for him to handle too. And he can't just throw himself away to leave it behind. But that wouldn't help anything, except getting him gone even quicker.

    So this time, Techno will not be difficult. He will not cause drama or stress or annoyance. He will not have constant fits that freak his foster family out. This time, Techno will be easy. And he will finally get to stay.

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    29 May 2026

  3. Rec 23

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    What exactly are you supposed to do when your son awakens an old forgotten god that also happens to be a little insane and doesn't understand civilization has expanded?

    One might kill the god or shoo him off or SOMETHING. But noooooooo, your kid goes and gets attached to the psycho so now you have to live with the dude and keep him from committing illegal acts and teaching your son bad habits.

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    Tommy wakes the Blood God, Technoblade, and now Philza has to deal with the consequences.

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    28 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    Somewhere between showing up in a rundown queens apartment and fighting his team, Tony seemed to unofficially adopt a reckless teenager. He is slightly regretting giving the kid his number.

    Or a chat fic where Peter is giving Tony multiple gray hairs, panic attacks and at least a hundred reasons to wonder how this kid survived the past 15 years of his life.

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    27 May 2026

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    His daddy always told him that if he got lost to find a police officer to help him. He couldn't find a police officer, so he found the next best thing - a soldier.

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    The one where Peter inadvertently plays match-maker.

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    27 May 2026