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    I HAVE RETURNED!!!!:)

    Techno and Wilbur and their intern Tommy, live out in the middle of a god knows where desert. Working at a sanctuary for various wildlife, they often receive calls for various injured animals on the side of the road or roaming a farm. It's not unusual to pick up a bird of prey now and then that's been whacked by a truck and in need of medical care. And being the only few allowed to work with such animals for miles, they're often the best option.
    Except one night, they get a call to pick up a large injured bird that's been hit by a semi.
    When they arrive though, well....

    "You call that a fucking bird?!" Tommy nearly shrieked at the sight of the...creature...in Techno's arms.
    That's no bird, that's not a fucking bird if Tommy's ever seen one. His wrists and ankles taped up to prevent him from swiping at his rescuers, the creature glared weakly at Tommy with icy blue eyes. Glazed in pain and confusion and fear.
    That's NOT a fucking bird!

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    Tommyinnit just wanted to rob an ice cream store in peace, was that so much to ask? Instead, he finds himself confronted by a strange man covered in trash, who he probably shouldn't be talking to.
    His dad would not be happy about this at all, but since when did he listen to his better judgement?
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    Wilbur Soot just wanted to catch the person that the email had said would be robbing the ice cream store. Instead he finds a lanky gremlin child who he is pretty sure is homeless. Wilbur probably has better things to do that try and ensure a ice cream store thief is getting enough food, but since when did he listen to his better judgment?
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    Friendships and family form and break as the underground war for the city of L'manberg escalates to a final stand between Dream and the Syndicate.
    And it might've just found a battle ground in the cities singular run down high school.

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    18/?
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    “Wilbur, you stabbed a child.”

    “Techno, I’ll stab you if you don’t shut up.”

    Or

    Three heroes adopt a villain

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    “Trust me, I promise,” Phil says, and every rational bone in his body tells him not to, that it is an impossible thing to promise, and the universe will ultimately prove Phil a liar, but, for once, his instincts override all reason, and he nods slowly in agreement.

    “I trust you,” Technoblade says, and, for the first time in his life, he means it.

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    A retelling of the Antarctic Empire, in which two outcasted hybrids, half-piglin Technoblade and avian Philza, decide that it's time to fight back against those that have wronged them.

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    I do it for the meme and nothing else.

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    Due to the fact that he prefers to stay at the back and heal his party members, most people assume that Philza Minecraft is a very bad cleric. This proves to be a fatal misconception.

     

    Or: the fantasy au in which Phil is a high-level dark mage who gets constantly underestimated.

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    Staring down at the files in his hands, Phil felt pride well inside him because damn he did a great job picking out and hiring his teammates for the mission. God, finding even shreds of information about them had been so incredibly difficult he had almost given up like, 50 times in the past week. But now, after 3 phone calls and some very smooth talking, he had three of the best criminals coming in to meet him tomorrow.
    The Angel of Death, The Blade, Soot and Innit. It sounded perfect. What could go wrong?
    Or,
    The Angel of Death decides his next heist is too complicated and important to pull off on his own, and hires some of the best criminals in town to help him. Who would have guessed his dangerous team ended up becoming his chaotic family?
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    (Title from Rat by Penelope Scott) (Updates every Saturday)

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    Baby's first Whumptober AND first post here!

    Most of these will be oneshots however some have multiple parts (You'll know which ones). There will be blood eventually, we just gotta warm up into it.

    These will be mostly Philza Minecraft and Technoblade whump but other characters will get their time in the sun. Or not. Who knows. Anyway be mindful of the tags, as they WILL change as the month goes on, and read the notes for more details about the fics.

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    17/?
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    Wilbur Soot's life sucks. He's a broke indie artist, has no friends, and he's a Zero. In a world full of people with powers, he's literally a joke. His life hits an all-time low when he accidentally grabs a bag with a disc called Mellohi in it instead of his crappy sheet music. Now there's this masked guy interrogating him for information about the Empire when Wilbur hasn't heard of the Angel of Death or the Blood God in his life (and trust him, he would remember if he did). Worse, he thinks that Wilbur's real name is Tommy. Who in the hell is Tommy?

    (Somewhere else, Phil and Technoblade plan a rescue mission against the most dangerous rival gang in the world. Dream's a dangerous man, but they would do anything for Family.)

    (Meanwhile, Tommy reads crappy sheet music instead of delivering a Very Important Disc to his best friend.)

    Or: Wilbur is powerless in a world full of powerful people, and he just has happened to attract the attention of the strongest around.

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    Philza, once the angel of death, led his company into a death trap. Saved at the last minute by the Demon King Technoblade, they all must figure out who sent the angels to die. Was it a demon, an angel, or something worse?

     

     

    Aka: Philza and Technoblade try to keep everybody alive while the kids try to parent trap them.

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    4/?
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    Wilbur is a sentient hunting zombie who comes across a group and decides to spare them.
    Eventually, it leads to him having a human family he has to protect.

    Or, author is obsessed with zombie wilbur fics and decided to make one with found family.

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    Chapters:
    3/10
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    20
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    157
    Bookmarks:
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    18 year old Wilbur Soot fought tooth and nail to get his little brother, albeit not by blood, out of foster care and into his custody. They moved to the small town of L'Manburg and things seemed to get better for both of them.

    When Wilbur is 24, Tommy is taken to a different layer of reality, where Wilbur is told he's being held captive by Death herself. A man named Dream tells him that to get his brother back, he must steal her angel's wings so that Dream could use them to bargain for him back. And dear god, Wilbur raised hell to get his little brother once and he'll do it again.

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    Phil looked at him concerned. "You alright? Need a minute?"

     

    And oh gods because thoughts only flooded him once more. They didn't have time. There was no minute to be had. They needed to run, now. Before they were either killed, devoured or infected like the others who'd already fallen before them.

     

    His breath seized up again. The hand applied more pressure and he could feel the deep, even breaths Phil was doing, trying to get him to match it. 

     

    "It's alright mate. I'll be with you 'til the end of the line, promise." 

     

    Techno gave a light pain-filled smile in response. 

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    Thousands of years ago, the two gods, Life and Death, would make their favorite mortals demi-gods. These demi-gods could not die of anything other than a mortal or god killing them. But as the number of mortals grew, rules began to constrict the gods.

    Thousands of years ago, the demi-gods began to be hunted.

    Hundreds of years ago, a prophecy was created.

    9 years ago, two demi-gods met a young human.

    6 years ago, the prophecy was put into action.

    A few minutes ago, an unconscious 17 year old was knocked into the ocean. And his brother followed.

    ~~~~~~~~~

    Tommy Innit cannot remember anything from before he was 11 years old, after waking up as a product on the black market. But soon, a pirate crew attacked the market, and Tommy met Wilbur Soot. Wilbur Soot took Tommy in and raised him on the ship. Meanwhile, Technoblade and Philza are looking for the mortal they had grown to enjoy the company of, who had gone missing years earlier.

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    Just a plot book so you can see what else i might make.
    Feel free to use any of these plots, with proper credit of course. This way i can read all of your fics! You lot are very good writers

     

    1|School librarian Phil
    2|KIDZA?
    3|Mafia au
    4|Villain phil lets gooooo
    5|Ghostza
    6| Yes more kidza
    7| Phils just a tired teacherrrr
    8| Philza daycare?
    9| More ghostza?
    10| Apocalyptic kidza 😭
    11|Techno aftermath Angst :)
    12|teehee
    13| have ghostza again
    14|godza
    15|NOT A CHAPTER(notes)
    16| hehe 😳🪚

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    Almost as soon as they took off, Bad was pacing.

    “Could you stop that? Your footsteps are giving me a headache,” Puffy complained.

    Bad had the audacity to not even look apologetic, although he did stop walking. “Puffy, we have the kids. What are we meant to do with three children? We can’t sell them, we don’t do black market stuff.”

    “You’d think we would, you know, since we’re pirates,” Hannah remarked with some effort from behind the duo, trying to lift the obsidian dragon onto a shelf.

    Puffy resolutely ignored Hannah’s statement, stating, “Bad’s right, we can’t sell the kids. Which is why they’re a part of the crew now! Or, Fundy can be, at least. The other two might be too small.”

    She seemed to be entirely too cheerful about that. Bad was still nervous. “Won’t the Syndicate come looking for them?”

    or:

    With The Supernova far into space, and three kids kidnapped on board, the Syndicate has yet another rescue mission on their hands.

    or:

    The final(?) long fic in FtHD. Micheal will not be hurt, as I promised.

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    14/?
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    Tommy's thoughts were interrupted by a deafening scream, and looked up to see a tall man with brown hair--holding a fucking guitar case of all things, staring at him with wide eyes. There was a loud thump.

    “Who the hell are you!” The man asked in a high pitched yell. Tommy stepped forward and opened his mouth to answer in a threat, but stopped when he felt something under his foot. He had stepped on a knife… a knife? Oh fuck, the knife fell out of his wound. Oh god he was bleeding all over the place. So much blood, there was so much blood.
     
    Tommy looked up again at the shocked man.

    “Fuck.” was all he could say before he passed out.

    Or: Techno and Tommy are being hunted, Wilbur's looking for his brother, and Phil just wants to retire.
    Or: A SBI Witchlands AU but you don’t need to know anything about the witchlands beforehand.

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    158
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    “Do you know what it’s like? To have a child taken from you? Little more than a pup?”

    The group of humans tensed. The first, their leader, head of operations, and the one who reached out to the Mer to arrange this peace discussion spoke, quiet and low.

    “No…your grace, we don’t understand what you’re going through but-”

    “Would you like to?” Philza asked, voice light as a layer of fresh frost, as dangerous as cold water.

    Or

    Merpeople were little more than legend to world above, but below the ocean’s surface they are far more deadly. The Antarctic Empire is the most powerful country within the sea, and they are desperate to find their missing prince. So long as he remains lost, they’ll make it everyone else’s problem too.

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    6/?
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    Phil was...different to say the least. He woke up one day amidst a field with no memories and no idea who he was. It was worrying, to say the least. The townsfolk that found him told him not to worry, that he must have been in some sort of accident, magical or otherwise. That wasn't the last thing on the checklist of "different" though, he also had wings, which most people didn't have. Again, explained away with him being a hybrid of some sort, though the folks seemed awed and reverent afterwards and treated him...oddly after that. The last thing on the list wasn't noticeable until years later. He stayed in the town for a few decades, but as the place grew and the people changed Phil found that he didn't. He stayed the exact same.

    Then talk of him being a god started stirring up among the village and hunters started appearing, looking for the glory of being able to say they'd slew a god. So Phil fled and never looked back.

    (THIS IS STILL BEING WORKED ON, NOT ABANDONED)

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    10/?
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    The kid was a prodigy...
    He was something that worked like a machine, an AI that listened to their every command.
    Violet eyes held nothing as blood of enemy soldiers splattered across his face.
    He was a machine.
    He was a soldier.
    He would never be just a kid.

    Even though the war was over...
    Any potential of being... normal had been drained by the countless, empty, blurred days that chained him to their endless days of war and death.

    He was a machine.

    He would never be a kid.

    [Violet Evergarden AU]

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    9
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