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    The Puppeteer tilts his head. “They say you wear more gold than any king and the last sound a man hears before you snap his neck is the chink of your jewellery.”

    “I don’t kill,” Techno denies even though he's seconds away from keeling over, the inside of his boots slippery with his own blood. “Pretty stupid to wear jewelry too. Dead giveaway.”

    The hero chuckles coldly. “What happened to the Eggpire, then?"

    Color drains from Techno's face as he finally understands what the Puppeteer's return means for him, that in the eyes of the hero he's as much a villain as Skeppy was.

    The man leans forward and Techno nearly jumps into the icy river all by himself, the eerie smiley face too much to bear. “Tell me, Caesar, do you at least remember the names of those you killed?”

    Before Techno can react in any way the Puppeteer brutally grabs his scarf and tugs, slowly strangling him with Tommy's late christmas present. He desperately latches onto the hero’s fingers, trying to pry them off but failing.

    “His name was Sapnap,” The Puppeteer snarls. “And he was a good man.”

    Aka the vigilante!Technoblade fic where Techno just wants to be a good person but ends up making things a whole lot worse.

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    So Tommy's Philza's kid right? Right?

    Yeah no.

    So Technoblade did a thing…

    ANYWAY

    Or:

    Technoblade is Tommy's father and raising a Piglin/Avian hybrid is not anything he thinks he's qualified for.

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    Technoblade is an avian who found an elytrian child in the woods being attacked by a spider. After taking the child in he teaches him to fly and tells him about the world. 8 years go by together. Along the way Tommy finds out Techno is an avian, but is sworn to secrecy. Soon after a strange man in a brown trench coat appears demanding Techno return Tommy to his REAL family. Tommy says no and Techno stands by him. But how long can Techno keep Tommy safely by his side. While their meeting was off putting, Techno finds himself enjoying Wilbur's company. Tommy doesn't seem convinced with this and says it's an act. Techno likes the sound of a family.

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    "Are you asking these questions because you do not know your father? Or are you asking because you seek his respect? Because let me give you a piece of unsolicited advice, accusing me of things you know nothing about, will not gain your father's respect, approval, or appreciation." He says in a low voice, "I do not tell you these things to feel your hatred. I do not tell you these things to avoid your questions. I am only here because your father wished for me to stay. I knew exactly what I signed up for the moment I stepped foot into this house, and I will, without hesitation, take my leave if I please. Give me the word, and I will go. I have allies across the world where I can take refuge. I can find a village, hell, I can build myself a village if I truly pleased Wilbur." Technoblade's patience had thinned down to a thread, and he thought about truly taking off at that moment.

     

    Technoblade can't sleep again, so he journals. Wilbur is too nosy for his own good, setting Technoblade off. Tommy shares history that we are all familiar with and we are introduced to the idea of Dream.

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    Dream loved Wilbur, and Wilbur loved Dream.

    But the relationship went downhill as Dream became more and more possessive of Wilbur and the relationship was ultimately ended when Phil walked in on Dream hitting Wilbur.

    But Dream still loved Wilbur.

    So when Wilbur is resurrected by Dream, Wilbur doesn't remember anything. So Dream tells him they're lovers. Wilbur accepts this.

    No one knows that Wilbur is back. Only Dream knows.

    But Wilbur's family is suspecting him of having to do something with the ghost of Wilbur disappearing.

    Dream won't admit that he has Wilbur. Wilbur is his and only his. Even if he's put on house arrest.

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    3/4 SBI deals with an amnesic-resurrected Wilbur from a possessive ex-boyfriend Dream.

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    Technoblade puts on his mask, his facade he shows to the world and wishes he never found out about his family's secret. They must never know of his discovery, or he may be caught in their web, lost forever.

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    Ranboo takes a few presents to Phil and Techno. Nice soft shirts, (that honestly could be silk but somehow not) with wonderful embroidering on them. At first it's a rare occurrence, Ranboo saying he found really nice pieces from some shop he stumbled upon. They look expensive but Techno and Phil don't question it much because Ranboo is loaded, it's his money ya know?

    But its the small details that they start to see, the small hardcore hearts hidden very nicely in the hand stitched patterns of Phil's coats and shirts. The way that every time Techno doesn't like a design, a better looking and better fitting one comes after it. It's a little weird to say the least.

    Ranboo himself in nicer suits, ones that actually fit him and seem to be embroidered with soft purple flowers,,, interesting.
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    Or, Tommy wants to repay Techno for some of the clothes he took from their time together and he ends up going down a rabbit hole. He starts making things for everyone in his life, and who's to stop him?

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    "what was the point of staying anyways? no one came to visit, dream had even stopped coming to check up on him.

    tommy could leave now and no one would know, no one would care, and certainly, no one would miss him.

    he could finally be free

    and that's all he wanted."

    or after 3 years of being exiled a traumatized raccoon shifter runs away and stuff happens

    or or idk shit about the dsmp but my friend asked me to make this so i did (i literally know nothing about the dsmp but they explained it to me and i read a few fics, watched a few vids so most of this is probably very ooc, out of character) i tried my best to make everything similar to cannon but ik it's not so if u could pls tell me anything that would make this fic better pls tell me!!

    everything in lowercase intended

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    In a world of various superpowers and superheroes, Ranboo Beloved is a telepath.
     
    Telepathy- the ability to tap into others minds and to be able to communicate with them through their thoughts. A mental power that doesn’t rely on reading the facial expressions and body language of the person, a telepath can just- read their mind. Hear their thoughts as if they were their own.

    Overall, an invasion of privacy.

    Ranboo is one of few in possession of this power. It’s not as fun as you may think.
     

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    A comfort fic including both Telepath!Ranboo and Dadnoblade :]]]

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    the title says it all, there will be trigger warnings in the beginning of the chapters. also hello! this is my first one-shots book I've written :)

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    The students of Ever After High are separated as a Royal or Rebel, the ones with a happily ever after where they don't die (royal) and the villains with a not so happily ever after (rebel). It is crucial that everyone must follow every single step of their story, no matter what anything else say otherwise. But what happens when students who are perfectly content with their stories, and students who are worried about their futures, get affected by feelings that they shouldn't feel?

    The stories/destinys within the book are mainly inspired off of the characters lore in the DSMP but some will be inspired or have hints of the actual classic Disney stories!!

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    Once Wilbur and Techno left, Phil shot Puffy a concerned look.
    "Something is seriously wrong there."
    "Maybe they're just nervous."
    "Those black-eyes don't come from ballet, Puff." Phil insisted. Puffy bit her lip. He was right.

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    Wilbur and Techno are ballet prodigies living in an abusive home. They meet Phil, healing ensues.

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    thundersnow (noun): A violent storm of thunder and lightning that is accompanied by snow instead of rain.

     Scattered across the world, four strangers fall into slumber. In a plush bed fit for royalty adorned with heavy velvet bedclothes. In a threadbare cot tucked into the back of a rickety inn. In a bower draped in vines and blooms of many colors. In a small, sturdy, oak frame bed built by careful hands. They drift in the quiet gloom that lays over the dreaming world. Shadowed forms flicker and dance just out of sight, familiar and strange in equal measure. Whispers float through the air, urgent and frantic. They forget what was said just as it fades.

     

    They wake to sunlight streaming through unfamiliar trees.

     

     

    Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall.

    West, South, North, East.

    The Four Winds have lived in relative harmony for millennia, content to let one another pass by and exist alone as they always have. But when a strange force pulls them from their comfortable lives to the side of an outspoken mortal boy, they have to come to terms with the fact that the things that are comfortable aren't always good.

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    In which Tommy Danger Kraken Innit Wastaken (Or, just Tommy) runs away from his caregiver and finds himself being adopted (kidnapped) by a bunch of weirdos who he soon finds out to be royals who have control over most of the land surrounding. Oh, they're possessive and don't want to let him go. Wait, shit.

    or,

    Tommy is shit at decision making and finds himself in a bad situation, after having just escaped a bad situation.

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    He felt the uncomfortable feeling of being watched so he glanced over at the emperor. He only had a few ideas as to why he was staring at him. One he recognised that ranboo had weapons one could only have if they were the emperor’s army at some point. Two, he was taking note of the troop number on his shoulder along with his personalized number. Or three he recognized him from the few times they had been on the battlefield together, but that wasn’t likely since they hadn't spoken once together. He was only one of many children the emperor had to look at and send to their deaths.
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    Ranboo makes a weird face as he also pulls out some stickered covered envelopes, most with sloppy handwriting with the castle's address and their troop number then each one had a personal number. Ranboo was pleasantly surprised to find one with his number written in much more elegant writing; it was still shaky as if the person writing it was crunched for time. Ranboo glanced at the return address and smiled.
    It was a school address, that was really cute. Ranboo tucks the letters away into his journal.
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    Dear Micheal Benson Underscore,
    I was not expecting a letter, but it was a welcomed surprise.

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    "What’re they telling you to do, Techno? Are they demanding blood?" It was then that he'd stopped his pacing to look at Techno once more. The demeaning gaze made him bristle. It was the sort of look a stranger gave a child acting out, like they were somehow incompetent.

    “Are you demanding my blood again?”

    //

    or, that fic where phil looked at his 13 year old, asked "is this a competent caretaker?" didnt wait for a response, and everyone is only now learning to messily pick up the pieces. oh, and dream cant seem to give this fucked up family a break

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    "Hey, Bo and Boo, I got a bit of an issue!" Tommy says through the coms. After finding out about Tommy's vigilantism, Ranboo insisted on helping out while Tubbo had forced the trio to wear ear pieces at all times in case of a problem. Just like the current one.
    "Ya, big man?" Tubbo responds almost immediately.
    "So, um, I don't know how but they found me! Like, they must've recognized me but it makes no sense I mean how-"
    "Who?" Ranboo asks calmly, interrupting the blonde's word vomit.
    "The SBI!"

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    In a world with villains, heroes, and vigilantes, Tommy is a vigilante known as Theseus who works with Tubbo and Ranboo. But what happens when the SBI, the most feared heroes in L'manberg, find him?
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    Or:
    Author decides to take a stab at a vigilante!Tommy found family fic while knowing it's probably gonna be shit. (update i think it's pretty good)

     

    MAJOR TW FOR ABUSE AND VIOLENCE AND MANIPULATION! ONLY FOR THE LATER CHAPTERS!

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    it’s like

    it’s properly hit me now

    you’re gone and you’re not coming back

    or, a journey of loss, grief and eventual healing in the form of a one way chatfic
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    In some universes, Techno beat Cancer.

    This is one of those universes.

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    Tommy makes a big mistake, and meets Phil and the SBI.

     

    Things are about to get interesting.

     

    Let's begin.

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