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    Dream thought he and Technoblade would be friends forever. But when your mom is a Secret Service agent and your best friend is the president's son, sometimes life has other plans. Before he knows it, Dream's mom is dragging him to a cabin in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness. No phone. No Internet. And not a single word from Techno. Dream tells himself it's okay. He has wood to cut and weapons to bedazzle. His life is full. Until Techno shows up six years later.. and Dream wants to kill him. But before that can happen, an assailant appears out of nowhere, knocking Dream off a cliff and dragging Techno to some unknown fate. Dream knows he could turn back- and get help. But the weather is turning and the terrain will only get more treacherous, the animals more deadly. And Dream still really wants to kill Techno. But he has to save him first.
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    Or, I re-write a book and make it Dreamnoblade because I can't stop thinking about it.

    (The original book; Not If I Save You First by Ally Carter. The plotline is completely hers, if she see's this or expresses she's uncomfortable with this type of thing I will take this down.) This is non-profit and I take no credit.

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    Techno, Tommy and Wilbur as pirates. Techno is a pirate and captain of a ship. One day he gets forced into taking Wilbur and Tommy in as part of his crew. They have their ups and downs as a crew, but they usually become friends again. The question is:
    Will it always be like that?

    Will Techno, Tommy and Wilbur stick together until the end?

    T/W: Death, blood and violence will appear throughout the story

    (English isn't my native language so if anything is weird, that should be why)

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    “Well, maybe not every day, I’ll be here to watch you at least once a week.” Dream crossed his arms, favoring his left leg over the other. “What were you going to do that stuff? Try to attack me? Kill me?”

    “I-I don’t know, I just.. I’m sorry.” Tommy apologized again, pushing back his tears.
    “Sorry doesn’t cut it,” Dream said impatiently, before holding up a pair of shears.

    “Wait, what are you-” Tommy didn’t get to finish as one of his wings was extended and Dream snipped away at his feathers. He whined when the blade hit flesh. This process going to the second wing, somehow, it hurt worse.

    “We can’t let you fly away! Not after all this.”

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    Tommy confides in one of his most untrusted family members after exile.

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    The world was shit anyways. With Wilbur back from the dead, tensions were high again between almost everyone and none of it would be better once Dream gets out of prison. It's not a definite thing to happen but a feeling in his gut screamed at him to leave before anything else happens. Let them have their stupid conflicts and fucked up wars. He's had enough of it all.

     

    Or Runaway Tommy fic post revival because Wilbur sucks and there's no way Tommy's raising kids in a toxic, war-prone environment. Also, he works as the Gods' personal janitor, cleaning up unholy messes they call monsters.

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    "Hullo," the child greeted. Wilbur narrowed his eyes at the guy. He had brown hair and abnormal red eyes (probably from his power, Wilbur concluded). He was shorter than Wilbur, but much bulkier than the lanky kid that Wilbur was. Wilbur didn't trust him, even if he was around Wil's age, but no one makes friends around here with ulterior motives - especially someone as dangerous as him.

    Wilbur only realized that it was an innocent search for a friend when whispers flooded the hall.

    "The Blood God and the Siren, how ironic-"

    "They're both terrifying."

    "So young and so dangerous."

    It was eye-opening, really. Since this place was filled to the brim with the most dangerous people in the world, stuck into one prison, and two children (two 10-year-olds) were being considered even more dangerous than the rest of these people.

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    Wilbur's backstory :)

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    Im sorry im a liar,

    Ranboo Beloved

    Or; OriginsSMP Ranboo has a lot going on that they hide

    Or Or; Im projecting and OSMP!Ranboo is so projectable

    (Read the tags please!!)

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    An assembly of scraps, scenes, and ficlets I may or may not finish/expand on, feel free to pull inspiration from anything in this bad boy!

    Each chapter will have its own individual warnings in the notes! Tags will be updated with each new scrap!

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    Toast laughed manically as even Ghostbur's blue disappeared, the anger tormenting him finally coming to a temporary pause as Ghostbur faded away.

     

    Somewhere in Purgatory, Tommy screamed in agony as Ghostbur's blue disappeared, a part of himself fading away permanently. His tired eyes burst into tears, dripping onto the pure white floors of a pure white castle.

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    Then they were informed that Tommy was jumping out of the window so they dashed to the front lawn and caught him just in time when he was sliding down from the icy roof.

    “What the fuck?!” Tommy scowls.

    “Please don't do that again.” they huffed. I should be the one saying that, you gremlin child.

    “You’re a bitch,” he grumbles.

     

    Or

    The reader is going to be a parent figure for all the minors but it’s not just going to be fluffy content.

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    If you asked anyone, they would say that Schlatt is a cold-hearted bastard. He is part of the most prominent mafia within the country, and one of the bosses of said mafia, at that. Schlatt has the blood of countless people on his hands, countless orders he carried out to end the lives of whoever the person paying wanted.

    So how was it, that even with all of the terrible acts he has ordered to be carried out, without an ounce of regret, that a small child being dumped off on him was his undoing.

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    In which Tubbo is the son of a mafia boss, but somehow finds himself living a domestic homelife with SBI. Things aren't as light hearted and happiness-filled as they may seem, though.

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    The first time he coughed them up, it was alone. 
    There was no one there to see the blood-covered yellow petals, falling to the ground. He immediately cleaned it up, wiping the blood from his floor before anyone could come in and see it. 

    Then, he cried. Curled up, and cried, because the yellow petals in his hands and the blood covering them meant that he was going to die.

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    "tommy hates us." wilbur says, a frown on his face.

    beside him, technoblade raises an eyebrow, "and what makes you say that?" he asks.

    or the one where tommy is an idiot, technoblade is actually part of the family, wilbur is slowly losing his mind, and for once, philza is trying to be a good dad.

    prompt inspired by Atalante241's "SBI as fam but Tommy doesn't know lmao"

    ! lowercase intended !

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    Apotheosis (Noun)
    apo·the·o·sis
    elevation to divine status: DEIFICATION

    She was pale, sweaty, and the smell of death clung to her like a cloak. “Your letter, it said you needed to speak with me,” Techno said after an uncomfortable moment of silence.
    “Yes. I’m dying, we all know I am.” She began, before coughing harshly. “I need you to do me a favour, and promise me something.”
    “Anything. Gods know I owe you,” Techno replied, smiling as she laughed weakly.
    “You do. You owe Theseus too. That’s the young boy, he’s your son,”
    “I assumed so.”
    “I need you-” she paused, coughing harshly once more, blood spilling over her lips grotesquely. Techno quickly pulled out his handkerchief, wiping the blood away carefully. She quietly thanked him, wheezing in a large breath before continuing. “I need you to take Theseus with you. I need you to be a father.” She finished weakly.
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    Everything has a price, every action has a consequence. Can you handle them?

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    Tommy was tasked with going back in time to get a crystal from the Pogtopia mines.
    Tommy thought it would be an easy in and out job

    But nothing is easy, is it?

    ____

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    Before Tommy's hotel was completed, Tommy goes back to the Pogtopia era. Though, Tommy doesn't know the exactly time period he's in.

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    ^
    Look up lmao.
    And if you don't get it its just a bunch of prompts for tommyinnit centered fics.

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    Techno needs money, so he participates in the annual Blood Ring Tournament.

    Written by Smile and CorprealGhost.

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    “We’ve talked about this, Techno,” the older woman in front of him sternly says, “they’re doing a lot for you, the least you can do is be respectful.”
    Yeah right.

    Or that story of the moon trying to find the sun again.

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    “Is this real?”

    He wanted some sign, some reassurance that this was some fucked up dream- that he would wake up back in L’Manburg. Where he would be able to see Tubbo- see the people who are suppose to be his friends-

    'It’s as real as you want it to be Tommy, I’m here because of you after all.'

    ----

    After finally reaching his breaking point with no one to turn to, Tommy looks to the new voice in his head for help.

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    Ranboo witnesses a gruesome murder one day on his way home but by the time the police arrive, his brain’s built walls around the memory. “Dissociative amnesia” as his new therapist calls it. With no memory of the murder, Ranboo isn’t much help to the police looking for the serial killer now with ten victims. Everything is fine (aside from Ranboo’s constant panic attacks and paranoia) until he gets a letter in the mail from the killer, proving he knows where he lives. The killer plays a game of psychological cat and mouse with Ranboo and the police have to speed up the process of finding him before Ranboo recovers the memories or the killer gets bored of the games.

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    Dream and “Eight” are a serial killing duo who accidentally let someone witness their tenth murder. They spare Ranboo’s life to psychologically torture him and are delighted to find out that Ranboo’s completely forgotten the entire murder, including their identities. “Eight”s relationship with Dream isn’t as innocent as it seems, and neither are Dream’s intentions. Who is Eight? And why keep the boy alive?

    (Title from "Eight" by Sleeping At Last)

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    Andra just wanted to make a good first impression with her new family in law. Now she has a new enemy who turns into her friend and there are people who try to kidnap her but get the wrong person, AND IS SHE IN A FRICKEN LOVE TRIANGLE. ARRANGED MARRIAGE. FOX BABYS???

    Andra is a princess of the kingdom Capicornia, second born daughter of King Jschlatt. She's not anything out of the ordinary, no secret powers, no important secrets, she's not wanted in other countries. Just a princess watching her sister marry the prince of a neighboring kingdom. Just getting used to her new family in law, or that was the plan anyway. Now she's going to have to deal with a very monotone and sarcastic prince who acts like he wants her head on a stick. great just great

    "Why are you mad at her, she just said hi."
    "I am so sorry Tyra, I did not mean for him to pull you into this, I know you're just the flower girl."
    "Ranboo stop being nice, you're going to get your self, killed."

    sorry the summary is sucky, I swear I'm good a writing

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