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    The forgettable town of Pogtopia was chosen to be sacrificed to the Blood God and Philza, an Elytrian experienced with the planet Earth, was recruited to be the catalyst of the ritual: Hunt humans until there was no one left. On a completely unrelated note, Wilbur, Tommy and Technoblade were determined to be friends with the odd old man they met at the cafeteria.

    Or.
    Philza get his dark morality all messed up because of three doomed kids that teaches him how to get attached again.

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    Tommy was the only Hybrid in the family he was a Piglin Brute and everyone in the smp was human so they try their best to understand Tommy instincts and how to help him

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    Tommy and Tubbo. Two halves of a whole, heads and tails, yin and yan. A dynamic duo—opposites but interconnected, inseparable but unstoppable.

    Truly this could only mean one thing, they're destined to become superheroes, obviously!

    Unfortunately, The Board Of Heros thought they were simply too cool to be recruited, unlike Kitsune, who was admittedly much lamer. That's why in Tommy's eyes, at least.

    Logically, the only next step was to become the next big (illegal) vigilante duo!

    (Obviously.)

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    Tommy and Tubbo, otherwise known as Innit and Invernire, get a little too involved in the vigilante scene and start catching the attention of the public eyes and some big-time villains and heros. (Meanwhile, their friend, Ranboo, and otherwise known as Lethe, is secretly trying to keep them under the radar while simultaneously also trying not to get his, and their collective identities revealed.)

    (previously titled: "the idiot and the idiot's slightly smarter friend (and the actual idiots’ smart friend)")

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    He felt his feet leave the ground, gravity seemingly nonexistent as his stomach lurched again, frantically fighting the unforeseen force dragging him into the air. Even though he was only hovering a couple inches off the ground, maybe a foot at most, Wilbur was terrified.

    All he could think about was the paralysing fear that was coursing through him, head pounding with added pressure as he was lifted higher and higher into the light.

     

    Or, Wilbur is abducted by aliens to be their pet.

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    The thing giggled, swimming close to where Techno, he looked young, maybe around the human child's age? They stared up at him with large, brown eyes, pupils large. Techno slowly crouched down to the level of the mermaid, his own brown eyes staring back, it seemed to make the mermaid happy, tail slapping the water's surface like a dog.

    They reached out a hand out of the water, Extending it out to Techno possibly to hold. Their nails were sharp like cat claws, thin membrane between each finger, the claws were what was most worrying to him, this thing probably ate meat due to his fangs and claws which meant they could eat him if they wanted! He didn’t really feel like fish food, not something he's interested in at the moment.

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    Mermaid Wilbur and Techno meet

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    Techno glanced back at him before he looked down at his paper. “Do you believe in gods?” Phil paused but nodded, “Uh yeah, I suppose I believe in a few of em.”

    “Well, I guess my explanation is going to make a lot more sense.” Techno paused.

    “So, uh, I'll just call him the Candlemaker. He ended up preserving his candle and making himself immortal. Not many know how he did it, the myth always changes depending on who's reading it so I can't tell you anything about that part."

    “The Candlemaker was made immortal by making sure his candle could never be snuffed out. So why don't we hunt down the Candlemaker and make him help your son?”

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    A god AU where Tommy is the god of fate and Techno and Philza want immortality to save Wilbur.

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    What happens when two mischievous aliens fly a ship where they're not supposed to?

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    Wilbur is the pilot of a ship too big for one phantom. But somehow, if his increasingly risky decisions don't get him killed, maybe space won't be so lonely anymore.

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    39/?
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    “Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
    Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.

    \\

    or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.

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    As Technoblade stared into the hybrid's eyes he couldn't help but wonder if this was what meeting death was like, waiting for the moment he would move and end his very existence. Was this what he had looked like, peering down at trembling forms before he let reality seep back in and brought his sword down? Or was he worse than this?

     
    "Crow Father!"

     
      —

     
    Or in a world full of hybrids, Technoblade, a human hunter, messes with the wrong group and is forced to help them survive.

    Or an origins smp au inspired on fanart by anna-wants-vodka44 on Tumblr.

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    Tommy heard it was going to rain today. What he missed was the fact the light rain was going to turn into a storm that he was going to be stuck in. Diving for cover only offered a little against the wind and rain, so he went looking for something better. He was in cat form so he should be able to find a safe place.

    Then comes along Wilbur who is just looking to get back to his apartment and sees a small shivering cat. He has to scoop it up and bring it with him.

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    Ranboo is suddenly whisked away in a not so nice way to a new world with magical creatures and people.

    He's also not human anymore. lol

     

    Or:
    I punt Ranboo into an AU

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    Technoblade loves his youngest brother dearly. He would do anything for him. If Tommy was getting bullied Technoblade was there. If Tommy wanted a snack and Phil wasn’t there? Technoblade was there.
    (Techno made killer snacks Tommy told him once)

    He loved his family a lot. So did Wilbur, So did Phil, so did the whole family.

    .

     

    ..

     

    So why? Why did that have to change?

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    177
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    Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo, who are complete strangers to each other, noclip each to one of the first level of the Backrooms.

    Maybe they could solve some missing cases while they're at it.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    18
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    Technoblade's only just lost the hunters in the distance when he hears an ungodly shriek in front of him. Unfortunately, going back means the hunters, so he pushes forward, hoping it's just some weird bird or something.

    In a way, it is.

    In the center of a clearing, by a cliff's edge, there's a small, avian child wrapped up in the net, screeching. The insignia in the net is that of the hunters chasing him, and it's obvious from the loud sobs and the state of the net that the kid's been there for a while and isn't going to be able to free himself anytime soon. Techno hesitates for a moment, but, screw it, it's his good deed day. What's freeing another hybrid child?

    ~

    Or, Technoblade gets forcibly adopted by a bunch of avians.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    263
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    I am hyperfixated on my RPs
    Some of our ideas don't leave me the fuck alone until I write them and I'm gonna make it everybody's problem now

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    17/?
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    This is a story from long ago, back when our Antarctic Nation was still just a small fishing village and we knew of no wars and when I was just a boy. On nights when the lights touch the earth, the spirits of our ancestors can come and interact with our world. They are responsible for the changing of seasons, the changing of tides, and even the changing of the moon, but the greatest change I ever saw was that of my younger brother: a boy who desperately wanted to be a man.
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    or, three brothers become two, become three again.
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    or, I watched brother bear one too many times and developed a crackfic that I started treating seriously???

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    1/?
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    “Let me guess. You want someone dead? Or want me to resurrect the dead? Because my answer to both will be no.” Dream stated, finally turning back to face him.

    Phil smiled. “If I wanted someone dead, I’d do it myself. No, the job I have is a bit more… weird.”

    This seemed to finally get the man’s attention. “How weird are we talking?”

    “My friend was attacked by another witch and was turned into a piglin brute. I need you to turn him back.”

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    9/?
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    ⏣》》》》》✼《《《《《⏣

    If you told Technoblade that today would be the day his life changed, he would have slammed the door in your face and assumed you were trying to sell him some bogus item. If you told him that while opening up his shop, as he took the trash out from last night, he’d find a dead body in the alleyway behind his garage… well who would believe that?

    Yet here he stood, black trash bag in hand as he stared at the unmoving body just laying on the pavement. Now normally people call the cops when finding a body, or maybe an ambulance, but well this whole situation wasn’t normal. 

    The body itself wasn’t normal.

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    An auto shop mechanic finds himself in the possession of an android teenager who has no clue how to be 'human'.

    Join them and their friends on their journey of discovering what it truly means to be human.

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    1/?
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    32
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    150
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    23
    Hits:
    880
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    Okay, so. Technoblade might have done a bit of an oopsie. Just a tiny one. And it might be a little murder-shaped.

    (Or, in which Technoblade has no people skills and an ouija board, Wilbur thought the afterlife would be more peaceful than this, Tommy is only here for the chaos, and Phil’s dad energy is off the charts.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    21
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    197
    Bookmarks:
    29
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