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    "The Angel looked down over the boy. Something nagged at the back of mind, a strange sense that he had seen this all before, and that he knew how this would end."

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    The Angel of Death had lived many lives. He had seen civilisations rise and fall, leaders come and go alongside them. Only once before had he felt the need the linger in the lives of mortals, but it seemed that fate was once again calling his name. Who was he to run from it?

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    “Well-” They paused, “Well YOU shouldn’t have been in the West Wing!”

    “Well, you should learn to control your temper!” He snapped back at them, his hands pausing from their duty of caring for the beat’s injury.

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    or, a wilbur x reader fic but make It beauty and the beast au
    and y/n uses they/them bc its hot. y/n is also the beast.

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    Wilbur Soot is... a moderate student. He's fine, life's- okayish.
    And then he meets Tommy.
    Yep, that isn't cryptic at all.

     

    Updates weekly! (Yes I changed the update schedule-)
    Mostly for my own sanity!
    And s u s p e n s e

    (Working description: Another angst-centered SBI thing? And it's Wilbur as the MC, not Tommy? Techno goes to Law School? Wilbur isn't Phil's bio son? Whaaaat That's almost illegal... Almost.)

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    Well, it’s over.

    Confronting Sapnap—who’s pretty pissed about Quackity never being around anymore—and Karl—whose memory is fading—about Kinoko Kingdom while covered in blood from torturing Dream definitely wasn’t a good idea. Quackity blames everyone, including himself. Love, or at least what he thought was love, had blinded him, and Dream can read people like a book. In other words, his marital troubles gave that green fuck the perfect tinder to start a bonfire.

    He’s so drunk that he can barely move when Phil finds him in the ashes of El Rapids with the rings in his pocket, waiting for the end. He’s sick of this shit. Sick of making the same mistake over and over.

    Sick of living.

    But the universe isn’t done with Quackity yet. Strange things start to happen to him after the shitshow that was the Red Banquet, and the seas are... well, angry. You have untapped potential, sugar pumpkin, Glatt tells him. Your bloodline gives you the power to bring entire nations to their knees. Use it.

    ———

    Or, Quackity’s been blind for a long time, and in more ways than one. But now that he’s finally pulled the wool off his eyes?

    Part of him is starting to wish he didn’t.

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    It wasn't supposed to end like this.

    The heat of the fire was overwhelming, flames surrounding him as he struggled in his bonds.

    The fire wouldn't kill him, but that didn't mean it didn't hurt and he didn't want to have to explain to Phil why his clothes were covered in soot and ash.

    Almost the whole population of the town was here to watch the show, to watch a witch burn.

    He wasn't even a witch.

    The only reason he was even in this situation was because some girl accused him of witchcraft because he slipped up and corrected her on some war that happened over a century ago.

    Now he was being burnt at the stake because only a witch could have known that or some other stupid reason, he's not really sure since he didn't even get a trial.

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    He is shorter than the other boys, but still taller than Philza himself. His hair is a peculiar shade of pink, long and tied back in a braid that flows down his back like a waterfall. When he turns to face the king and queen, his eyes flicker over Philza’s for a moment. Deep red meets cool blue. The boy’s face is serious, his gaze holding the others with a fierce intensity and for a second the young prince forgets how to breath.

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    Nobody else DreamXD had watched had ever reacted to a hug quite as strongly, even the most touch-starved. It seemed that Technoblade hugs were simply– special.
    And so that is how DreamXD came to the conclusion that Technoblade was the best hugger on the server.

    Or, Technoblade hugs are so good even God notices

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    “I want you to get me Chrysanthemum and the Blade.”

    “What do you want on them?”

    “I want to know how I can take them down”, came the immediate reply.
    Fundy turned his phone off. If he did this, if he really did this, his dad was going to kill him. Not in the way he made him feel ever so slightly guilty when he came home late, no, this was going to end badly.

    He looked over his shoulder.

    They needed some cash to repair the wall, it was starting to mould.

    He turned his phone back on and looked at his screen. “How much will you pay me?”

    The figure he got back made it impossible to refuse.

     

    or: mafia au but wilbur and fundy centric. phil kristin and tommy are good at crime and techno holds the singular braincell.

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    Tommy always knew he was going to be a support hero. With a family legacy to back him up and the fastest healing powers in his bloodline, how could he not be? But when the stress because too much and Tommy's mental health starts slipping he starts to wonder if it's really worth it.

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    All Tommy wanted to do was have a relaxing day with his best friends and their children in Snowchester. Now, he was faced with multiple other versions of the people he knew, a crying, teenage Shroud, and multiple stories of pain, suffering, and death. This was not the relaxing day he had wanted.

    Shroud had never expected to see his father again. King Wilbur saw what he wanted so badly, his little brother, standing in front of him. Tubbo and Ranboo missed their old friend, their partner in crime and the third member of their trio of vigilantes.

    Or, when King Wilbur and his family head to fight the green god one last time, something goes very wrong, and the universe breaks. Different versions of the characters end up in the DreamSMP alongside each other and the people already there. However, one thing unites all of the alternate versions. Their Tommy's are all dead. The Tommy in this new world though, was still alive. However, this won't be a simple meeting and connection. After all, this Tommy has been through multiple wars, abused, and manipulated in the past. There's a reason he's so suspicious and closed off, one they will eventually find out. And in the background of everything, Dream smiles from his cell.

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    No answer.

    Not that he expected one, it’s been nearly a year since the other replied. No answer, no reason they went silent, no explanation on where they went. Technoblade has become so used to not receiving any reply that sometimes he wonders why he is still trying to reach out. A year ago his arms would be covered in words, questions and answers, even the occasional doodle. But now? Now his arms were covered in bruises that weren’t his own, in faded scars that he hadn’t caused.

    And not a single answer as to why.

    He at first lined his arms and legs with questions, wondering where his soul bonded went. This went on for days, weeks even. Months flew by and he backed down, figuring they were growing annoyed with his constant pestering. But that’s when wounds and bruises started showing up, and at first, he wasn’t too worried. They were probably accidents or mob fight wounds, nothing to be worried about.

    But then they wouldn’t stop.

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    B0N3 strikes again!!

    Another Fic has joined the game!!

    Platonic soulmate au this time, with some Technodad and Ranson~

    ((This is in no way romantic or sexual, and anyone looking for that DNI))

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    The Craft family was struggling as the lady of the house was ill. One night when the youngest son, Tommy, was attempting to wake her, she wouldn't awaken, his father was no where to be found and his older brother was frozen solid in the doorway.

    This is the story of how Wilbur and Tommy grew up. YES THIS IS DREAM SMP! LIKE SAME UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING! THIS ALL LEADS UP TO DREAM SMP AND L'MANBURG AND SUCH SO YE!

    ⚠!!!MY AU!!!⚠

    Swearing, violence, alcohol, smoking, de@th, attempted su!c!de, self h@rm etc.

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    “In a sense, Phil knew what to expect and what not to expect. He had picked apart this world and figured it out, he could do it to the next easily, there was no reason to be surprised anymore.

    Or, that's what Phil thought, before they brought the piglin to the lab.”

     

    IN WHICH

    Phil is a scientist, and Techno is a piglin from the 'new' dimension that has been recently discovered.

    OR

    emerald duo except it's a scientist au and i failed biology

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    Scott Major had EXPECTED to be left alone when he abandoned Rivendell. His plans were ruined when one of the weirdest families he'd ever seen (nothing could beat Lizzie and Jimmy, those two are w e i r d) found him and took him in. Even worse, they wouldn't let him leave until he learned to control his ice powers.

    Or; Scott gets found by 3/4 SBI during his angsty Elsa arc, and they aggressively give him therapy.

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    i had strings but now i'm free.

    there are no more strings on me.

     

    or;

    exile didn't go the way it was suppose to.

    tommyinnits' revenge is way overdue.

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    Being an Omega was Techno's most well-guarded secret, but to keep his new pack safe, he might have to expose that secret just a little bit.

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    Tommy and Wilbur lived in the house of two Giants, hidden between the walls and borrowing what they needed to survive. So far, they were undetected and determined to stay that way.

    But the Giants weren’t home right now, so Tommy was only a little bit careful to be quiet as he scrambled through the mousehole and made his way to the kitchen. He was huffing and puffing by the time he hauled himself up onto the countertop and his hands burned from the thread he’d climbed. He wound it back up around his waist as he caught his breath, then started hunting for food.

    He was lucky. There was a slice of cake on the counter, wrapped in plastic wrap. Tommy took a chunk of it and wrapped it up before burying it in his pack. (And a swipe of frosting for himself as a mid-scavenging treat.) After that, he managed to track down bread, a bit of peanut butter that was stuck on a knife, and one blueberry.

    Wilbur was going to be so impressed.

    Or, the Borrowers AU no one asked for

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    Despite everything, Philza had managed to finally save everyone he cared about.
    Turns out though, time travel was the least of his worries.
    He and Techno never can catch a break, can they? And on that note, just who the hell are the "Avengers?"

    Or, the wacky sequel to Stay Alive and It's Quiet Uptown that no one wanted but you're all getting anyways.

    Technically part of a series, but can be read alone.

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    Technoblade has been a vampire for many years, so really, he would know if there was a coven near where he was living.

    Sure, his house was basically falling apart, a relique from past centuries, and sure, there were rumors about the neighbors, but Niki had said so herself; these were just old people trying to have fun.

    Eventually, the silent grew *too* silent, even for Techno. “So… wanna tell me why you're here? Or am I just goin’ to have to expect you to show up every couple days.”

    “Dad didn't tell me we'd sold the house,” the kid replied blankly.

    Well, Techno wasn't sure what he could do about that. “Yep. I signed yesterday, kid.”

    The kid scoffed while getting up. “I'm not a kid.”

    “You're fourteen, sit down.”

    OR a vamp au where eveyone is already a vampire and its mostly a sitom until dream is brought up

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    A kingdom as old as Mother Earth faces one of its most difficult times: the king and queen both have been killed, leaving their 17 and 14-year-old sons to take control of the kingdom. As it proves a challenge in and of itself to be a child king, it proves harder on the close relationship the brothers have.

    The Avian Kingdom faces an era in which nobody knows the outcome.

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