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    "I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people's feelings." -- Michelle Jones

    Michelle tells the truth about why she sits with Peter and Ned at lunch every day. It backfires.

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    Peter’s wondering what his chances would be in a place like this when his eyes get fixed on someone who moves off a bar stool— only for his heart to feel like it’s seized in his chest when she turns around.

    Of all the people and of all the places in the world that Peter could’ve ever imagined seeing Michelle Jones again— watching as she glances at him and does a double take— this wouldn’t have been it.

    “MJ?”

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    When Thanos set off the Snap, things changed forever. Lots of people disappeared into dust and nothingness. Peter Parker was left in the body of a three year old. Or rather, the three year old version of himself. As he settles into the rhythm of the new world, he has to discover what it means to be himself and grow up all over again.

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    To increase public image after the 'Civil War', Tony is offered the opportunity to have his daily life at the Tower filmed, to which he agrees to after some convincing from Pepper and Peter, who are determined for everyone to see the real Tony Stark.

    Will people see the real Tony Stark? Will their opinions change? What will people find out about him? And is Peter Parker his secret son?

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    Andy Lauren is kinda weird. She goes to school, does graphic design. Pretty normal right? Besides the whole 'powers' thing, she's pretty normal. That is until a certain someone shows up to her life to make her join this weird superhero world. The only problem? She can't talk. She knows why, but does she really?

    That kinda makes no sense but also does. Read to find out more about Andy.

    Edit: New chapters when i feel like it

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    Tony invites Peter to the cabin. It’s platonic, until it isn’t.

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    Peter Parker has had enough of Steve Rogers, all the orders, the running around while he just stands there as a stupid little image on that dumb TV his gym teacher always stands on the wrong side of. It's payback time. Peter's going to make sure Steve knows just how horrible the Captain America fitness challenge really is.

     

    It's only Teen because Steve kept swearing

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    Dropping the books on the table, Tony sighed, "Okay, pass these around. They are important."

    Flipping through his copy, Sam's head was filled with questions. What the fuck? "Tony, what is this?"

    Waving a hand, Tony turns to the hologram presenting the words, 'Peter Parker Rulebook for dummies'. He said, "What is says on the tin. Pepper and I are leaving in a few minutes and Happy and May are off frolicking and doing things that I refuse to think about. As such, you, the Avengers, will be tasked with the important mission of handling Peter Parker."

    or: Tony Stark has a guidebook to Peter Parker. Here are the first 100 rules.

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    Tony likes the beach. He likes it just fine. Of course, normally his beach experience involves drinking cocktails in a deck chair while some half-naked pretty young thing cuddles up to him and asks for a sunscreen reapplication.

    “Ah, crap, I should probably put on more sunscreen,” Peter says, touching his nose with a wince. “Can you grab it for me?”

    Tony might be going to hell.

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    Peter only wants to fix his Spider-Man suit before Tony finds out and adds any more ridiculous protocols to his suit. Too bad he forgot about that JARVIS is a snitch.

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    The Rogues return to the Tower 5 years post snap to find a different, happier Tony, and that the Tower and Stark Industries is being led in all but name by two unknown 22 year olds.

    Domestic Avengers, not Team Cap friendly to start but they'll get there.

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    Spiderman feels like trolling the Avengers and just outs them on Tiktok about *quirky* little things they do.
    Posts updated weekly with a new character or two until marked as completed.

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    Earth’s mightiest heroes aren’t babysitters. Yet, somehow, they seem to have become the unofficial guardians of Midtown high school’s decathlon team.

    Like most of the Avenger’s current problems—the goat living in the penthouse, the semi-sentient AI with a vendetta against Sam, the Asgardian death pigeon who’s seeking a mate—it’s all Peter Parker’s fault.

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    birb boi archer man @cawcaw mtherfcker
    this is wonderfully chaotic

     

    AngryRedhead @TheBlackWidow
    did spiderman get you too?

     

    birb boi archer man @cawcaw mtherfcker
    nah, I chose this, he agreed

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    Running towards danger was sort of Peter's thing, but what if someone had been running with him.

    Day four of the writing craziness!

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    5 times Peter can't keep his hands off a certain blue eyed wonder in public,or any audience for that matter, and one time Harry couldn't, either.

     

    Title from Masterpiece by Noni featuring Kid Culprit.

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    What if Peter had lived in the tower for years, and what if none of the avengers knew about this. In this story we're gonna follow Peter as he meets the avengers, fights them and maybe he gets to meet someone special along the way.

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    This started a game for them.

    Harley would use any and all pick-up lines he could think of on Peter, and he would shoot him down. They somehow seemed to have mutually agreed that as soon as Harley managed to find a pick-up line Peter did not have the answer to, Harley would win and take Peter on a date.

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    The transformation occurred at approximately 6:23 am, Eastern Standard Time. As far as Michelle could tell, anyone who was indoors when it happened died instantly. If you had any sort of roof over your head, you were dead. That included people in cars, airplanes, subways. Even tents and cardboard boxes. Hell, probably umbrellas, too.

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    Wherein the Earth defaulted on a mineral rights claim and as such foreits its existence, and the remaining humans are tasked with reclaiming said rights through the use of a World Dungeon. Of course this will be televised for the universe, and there are is more going on than the survivors know, but that's what happens when intergalactic corporations decide the absolute death and destruction of civilizations are just another part of ratings.

    Let's watch as Dungeon Crawler MJ and her trusty (who doesn't trust her at all) side-kick Peter Parker make their way through the crawl.

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    Thor goes to Loki's cell and has a thought. 'His eyes are green, right?'
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    Thor notices that Loki doesn't look like Loki, and accidentally summons the Sorcerers who start to get involved with whatever is going on.

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