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    It’s 2008 when Tony Stark comes out as Iron Man.

    Peter Parker has been Spider-Man for seven years, now, and a business owner for two.

    They were bound to meet at some point.

    Updates on Fridays (Next update: 2/22).

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    Tony Stark never thought he would start to get gray hair at only 48 years old. Then along came a certain Spider-Baby that turned his whole world upside down.

    (Or: A series of unrelated IronDad Tumblr ficlet prompts people send me. Enjoy!)

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    Peter decides it would be a fun idea to share his experiences as both Tony Stark's personal intern and Spider-Man online for the world to see. He receives a lot more attention than he expected as both Peter Parker and Spider-Man and now has to balance keeping both platforms alive and managing his newfound fame without raising suspicion.

    (I will update tags as the story progresses.)

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    What if it wasn't Peter who was turned to ash, but Tony instead? Basically, Avengers 4 hasn't even come out yet and I'm already trying to fix it.
    Featuring Flashbacks, Tony Stark is a God, some character death, and much more!
    There will be some whump, but not enough to be pathetic - basically just highlighting the Parker Luck™.

    Inspired by various headcannons found across tumblr/pinterest

    Cross posted on FF.net

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    4/?
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    Peter Parker sitting on a couch.

    D-Y-I-N-G.

    (It's okay, Daredevil is there. And Claire. And Tony Stark, but he mostly just worries.)

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    CAWCAWMOTHERFUCKERS: these scrambled eggs taste amazing Cap thank yooouuuu

    Spider-Burrito: *GASP*

    Spider-Burrito: CANNIBALISM

    FalconsAreCool: Omg he is literally screaming bloody murder someone make him s t o p

    SheBeSneaky: on it

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    A small fic based on the Moonlight AU of Umikochanart. Many thanks for the wonderful A/B/O werewolf/vampire universe she has created.

    Steve Rogers, Omega werewolf, could probably say that getting kidnapped wasn't part of his plans. Neither could Peter Parker or Pietro Maximoff.

    And if Bucky wasn't going to kill Peter for his role in this, Pietro looked like he absolutely would. Although right now Pietro was wondering what in the name of Hell did he ever do to deserve to be trapped and abducted with these two?

    Could things gets any worse?

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    I'll be there in a minute Dad!" Peter had called from down the hall where his bedroom was. Tony let out an aggravated sigh, shaking his head.

    "We don't have a minute! Come on kid, this conference isn't gonna happen without us!"

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    Peter’s chronic lactose intolerance and propensity for making poor life choices means that Tony is used to seeing the kid inflict suffering on himself. But something about this time is different.

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    Penny’s pissed

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    Tony just wanted his favorite web-slinging, crime fighting, science loving, superhero to have a friend that hasn't hacked into a multi-million dollar suit, without his permission. He also needed a real intern because the one he has now, isn't really his intern.

    Good thing Harley Keener decided that it would be nice if he moved to New York. Tony would be hitting two birds with one stone. Except, he never imagined them liking each other this much.

    Originally on Wattpad under the name of Parley>any other ship on the mcu

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    Prompt: "Would it be possible for you to write something about Peter being bedbound because of an illness? I just think he’d make a terrible patient. Or alternatively, he’s a miserable sickie and the other avengers are each trying to cheer him up. Just... bedbound Peter."

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    Everythings getting better. Sort of. With May still missing and Lord Death still plotting there's a lot to be desired. At least Peter has Ned back and his family behind him. Additionally, with the new hero on the rise, he has more time to spend hunting for his Aunt. But all isn't as it seems. Criminals that would normally turn up on the streets after a couple of weeks in prison were disappearing, and Peter is having to go further and push harder to follow Mays trail. There is only so much humans can do, can take.

    But there is light there. More than before, and maybe with the help of all his new friends and family the little light will grow. Maybe, the darkness won't be a threat anymore. All they have to do is save May and keep Peter sane while doing it.

    But there is only so much they can do and he can take.

     

    (So pretty much Peter tries to do everything by himself to the point of exhaustion and everyone like WHYYYYYYYY?????????????? He also makes new friends!!!! (because I have no self-restraint -_- :p :D) There's also lots of pain!!! :D )

     

    {Book 2- If anyone is like "eh, stuff it, I just wanna read this one," I do include a summery :) }

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    Summer Break is finally here, and Peter can't wait. Aunt May takes him to visit her sister Linda, who lives in a trailer park in Nova Scotia. While there, Peter runs into some old friends and tries to prove to a concerned Tony Stark that they're really not a bad influence.

    Spoiler Alert: It doesn't go well.

    (Rewrite of Trailer Park Boys Season 5, with poor Peter thrown in)

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    7/?
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    What it says on the tin. Peter Parker saying dumb shit while exasperated Tony Stark has to listen to it.

    Chapter one: ice skating fail

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    1/?
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    Current List of Peter Parker’s Problems: Learning that there’s a corporate spy in Stark Industries. Keeping himself hidden from oh I don’t know everyone while still happily working toward a career with Stark Industries. Dealing with Guilt, The Most Unreasonable Emotion Ever. Etcetera.

    Then said corporate spy ends up being a Horror From Beyond and things get start getting really complicated.

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    2/?
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    12
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    14
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    Just some soft Bucky & Peter

    Peter gets hurt and Bucky comes to the rescue. Bucky realizes there may be just a few more similarities between Peter and Steve than he thought.

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    After the event dubbed the Infinity War the universe is healing. Through the use of the Infinity Stones before they were destroyed forever, Thor was able to turn back the clock on life, death, and reality. Asgard is restored, life has been brought back to those who died not only by the Mad Titan’s hand, but also by those of Hela’s. Loki and Thor rule as the two kings of the Nine Realms.

    During a visit to Midgard Loki discovers something… interesting. Loki introduces Thor to a society that exists separate from that of the rest of the mortals in this realm. Mythology and history states that the Asgardians had been to Midgard before and the God of Mischief’s magic has long been entangled in the magickal folk of Earth. In an overcrowded bookstore, Loki discovers a child with magic that sings to his own. A descendant with magic far more potent than any common human’s. Chaos is wrought, destiny is rewritten, and Asgard gains an heir as Loki takes the child as his own. There are still many enemies across the universe to Midgard and the many realms. How will the Avengers and the rest react when introduced to Prince Draco Lokison?

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    The last thing Peter remembered was the tall grass scratching against his skin as it crumpled and crunched beneath his now seemingly lifeless body.

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    Using a masterlist of prompts, this work will follow Peter Parker through various stations of his life as a crime-fighting, quippy vigilante and the more mundane daily grind of a highschool student slash Stark intern - both canon-compliant and AU, fixes (thanks, Infinity War) and angsty angst.

    Rated M for chapter 10.
    Rated E for chapter 23.

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    Comments:
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    119
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    11
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