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Misleading Magic: Mingling Singles Edition by KetamineKendra, SolLess (xangedechux)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
03 Jun 2020
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Our boys have been hiding in fish bowls for years. They keep to themselves, go out when only absolutely necessary, and they keep their circles tight. But really, how easy can it be to keep to yourself when you’ve got these 5 cramped in closer quarters than should be legal?
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- Part 3 of Apartments & Amoré
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el twitterino knows all by sbiderwoman
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
03 Jun 2020
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another twitter au no one asked for
but to be fair i didn't ask for anyone's opinion either so we're even(thanos? infinity stones? canonical character death? never heard of her)
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The Vigilantes Take To Twitter by amateurexorcist
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Jun 2020
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I am Ironman @Stark
SpiderMan got a twitter?
>Sticccc-Man @Spider_Man_Queens
There is a hyphen.
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“Take care of yourself,” Tony ordered gently. “We both know you aren’t good at that, and I’m not going to be around to love you enough for the both of us, okay? You have to promise you’ll take care of yourself.”
Peter sobbed. “I promise.”
“I love you,” The hero breathed, honest and genuine. A peaceful smile slipped across his lips. “I love you so fucking much, Peter Parker.”
The boy threw himself into Tony’s arms. His entire body shook, but Tony didn’t mind. This was his son. He hadn’t been able to hold him all those years go, but he was able to hold him now.
One last time. -
I'm Here, I'm Queer, and Filled With Existential Fear by RenIsntHome (NicoGreyjoy)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Jun 2020
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[video starts with Sam narrating]
"In today's episode of What Was Stark's Kid Up To Last Night, I gotta admit I was surprised. I came into the living room and everything was in it's proper place. There was a stack of empty Bang energy drinks on the coffee table, no big deal. That's normal for them. But then I saw the dragon dressed in black robes with weird symbols surrounded by similarly dressed creatures"[camera pans to lifelike stuffed dragon with a dagger fastened to one paw and a strange book to the other. It's surrounded by other stuffed animals focusing intently on their leader]
"Tell me why there is a goddamn cult gathering in my living room"
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Or Peyton Parker, Tony's beloved spider-child, is in quarantine with the Avengers for the foreseeable future because of COVID-19 and it is an experience for them (and a PR nightmare for Pepper).
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Action by EmilyWeaslette
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Jun 2020
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Peter stepping into the limelight, as seen through videos.
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- Part 2 of Peter Parker and the Internet
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oedipisms by Hueyhuey
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Daredevil (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
02 Jun 2020
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Matt's gone.
Wade waits half an hour. He double checks his regular phone for messages or calls, then he does the same with his and Peter’s burners. He calls Matt’s burner three times and his smartphone twice.
Radio fucking silence.
(Matt disappears after a routine training exercise with Wade and Peter. Someone's taken him. Wade's gonna take him back.)
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- Part 8 of big bad bright fireworks
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Morgan has always known that family is important, but she didn't know to what extend until now.
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- Part 11 of Loud love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,491
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 21
- Hits:
- 261
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Just Another Twitter Fic by cracked_plate
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
02 Jun 2020
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Did somebody say twitter fic? No, they didn't, but here it is anyway.
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A Tale of Spiders and Snakes by TwicetheTrouble
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Loki: Agent of Asgard
02 Jun 2020
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After the events of Loki: Where Mischief Lies, Loki spends the next forty years living on Earth with Theo. Until Theo dies, illness and old age eventually taking its toll. So Loki is left alone, grieving with a child on the way. To make matters worse, the child was born taking after his mortal father, aging much faster than a standard Asgardian should. Unsure what to do, Loki takes him back to Midgard, leaving him with the few people that might understand his natural born magic.
125 years later, Peter has wormed his way into the Avengers with the hope that through them, he can finally meet his father and ask the god a few question. If he ends up pranking a few of said Avengers along the way, well, no one can really blame him. He's still very much a kid, after all.
Or, Peter is Loki/Theo's kid (Who ages only 1 year for every 10) and has a little too much fun using magic to prank Avengers while searching for Loki.
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Follow me by Nashira_SK
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Jun 2020
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[ONE-SHOT(?)]
Peter Parker no le interesa la popularidad o ser el centro de atención pero después de haber creado un alboroto y sin querer entrar en una apuesta con Flash Thompson por el número de seguidores es irremediablemente visto de una nueva forma.Sigue a Peter en esta travesía en apuestas, Tik Tok y la vida de un adolescente.
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Steve... from Brooklyn by the_ellum
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Jun 2020
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May is dating Steve from Brooklyn. Full name: Steve Rogers, best known as: Captain America.
Peter tries very hard not to freak out. He knows Steve as Spider-Man. But Steve doesn't know that he is Spider-Man. He also doesn't know that he an May know Tony.
What even is Peter's life? -
Breaking 2 Million by Little_Red_Riding_Hoodie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Jun 2020
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Peter Stark and genius co., after learning Flash is still a bully, decide that its time to crash a field trip.
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Frisky Business by WaterMe
Fandoms: Hawkeye (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Jun 2020
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When Peter Parker finds himself inexplicably turned into a kitten he doesn't think his day can get any worse. That is, until he finds himself tucked into the pocket of Earth’s Mightiest Jerkface, Clint Barton.
or: The Adventures of Spider-Cat and the Magnificent Hawkguy
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Spider-Man: Stay at Home by letsdaydreamtilwedreamagain
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
01 Jun 2020
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“I’m Harley,” he blurted out.
Peter stared at him with wide eyes, blinking rapidly, his mouth agape like he was struggling to catch his breath just like Harley was. Well, this surely was one way to say hello.
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In which Peter and Harley have to self-quarantine at the Tower, Peter is like, "this boy? my new bf. as in, best friend. ofc. why are you laughing stop it" and Harley just wants this absolute disaster of a boy to get out of his head. (And maybe be his.)
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Tiny problem by LittleNerd, Murder_and_Snacks (LittleNerd)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
31 May 2020
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Explaining to May that they had, accidentally, regressed her 16-year-old nephew to a pint-sized toddler wasn't one of his proudest moments. For someone so small she sure as hell packs a punch and knows a lot of colorful language in both English and Italian it seems.
How were they supposed to know that the stupid rock changed powers when moved to another realm? It didn't come with an instructions manual. (They found that one later in the Asgardian library after some digging buy Thor and Loki).
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Or Parker luck strikes again and Peter is now a pint-sized toddler spending his birthday with the Avengers, just not how he thought he would. Tony tries (and succeeds, don't doubt yourself so Tony) to be there for Peter and fluff and cuddles occur. A tiny bit of angst in the future. -
Growing Pains by Daniela_is_not_amused
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Daredevil (TV)
30 May 2020
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Everyone knows that Hell's Kitchen isn’t the safest neighborhood. This is a fairly undisputed fact and it has scared heroes away and has attracted the worst people. However, some heroes still try to take it as their own and, if the crime and the people of Hell's Kitchen don’t scare them away, the shadows will.
Years ago, before the first shadow became known as 'the Red Devil' and, later on, 'Daredevil' or just 'Devil' to the world, he alone scared away any hero who’ll try to become Hell's Kitchen’s guardian.
Hell’s Kitchen is not a place for heroes. It’s time for Spider-Man to learn that.
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Peter Parker's Quarantine Adventures by whatdoicallthis
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 May 2020
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Quarantining with the Avengers! A series of oneshots about Peter Parker's quarantine vlogs. Also posted on Fanfiction.net under idkwhattocallthis
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Not Just A Machine by seekrest
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
30 May 2020
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"Hello, Lieutenant Stark. My name is Peter. I'm the android sent by CyberLife.”
"What do you want?" Tony snarls, not even sure why he's entertaining the thing.
“You were assigned a case early this evening. A homicide involving a CyberLife android. In accordance with procedure, the company has allocated a specialized model to assist investigators."
"Well," Tony says, turning towards it - the blue LED light glowing from its temple and the blank expression on its face that makes him want to punch said face in, "I don't need any assistance. Especially not from a piece of plastic like you."
"I understand that some people are not comfortable in the presence of androids but I am-" it begins, only for Tony to interject with a hand wave.
"I'm perfectly comfortable, I'm just not interested."
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A Detroit: Become Human AU
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- Part 10 of IronDad Bingo
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Spiderman + Super Sons by 0rang3_ladybug
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Super Sons (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
30 May 2020
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Peter Parker aka Spiderman somehow finds himself in Gotham City.
He decides to befriend Batman's son Damian aka Robin and Superman's son Jon aka Superboy.
What could go wrong?