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    On a rainy planet, a lone ship, half-buried in the dirt, blinks out its distress call. The lithium-ion-powered engines still smoke, even after months of abandonment. No one is there to turn off the beacon, to say there is no one left to save. Dot dot dot. Dash dash dash. Dot dot dot. Save our souls. Save our souls. Save our souls.

    A misfit crew goes on a mission to an unknown planet. Maybe they want somewhere interesting to die. Maybe they were asked. Maybe they have nothing better to do.

    Petrichor V is hauntingly beautiful.

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    a collection of one shots over a period of 31 days

     

    expect a lot of crimeboys fluff, raccooninnit, broken families, traumatized teenagers, and intangible love

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    Whumptober 2021. Philza Minecraft. Others also most of the time. Only pain ahead, of varying degrees. Enjoy!

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    Techno hears the sound of arrows whistling past them, and then feels an impact from behind him as Dream’s arms go limp.

    (Whumptober Day 17: Field Care 101)

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    After Tubbo and Tommy roped Ranboo into being a villain with them. Dream, the biggest hero of all time, returns to finish a fight started years ago by Ranboo other half, Ender. Only, maybe Dream isn't as much of a hero as he seems.

    Second part in my Series 'Villains AU' that I promised a while ago when it first got posted. I heavily suggest you read the first part 'The Villains' first.

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    Her son, the most precious thing in her life. It would always be her and her son.

    Then her family grew.

    The happy moments became ever so prominent.

    It’s sad that the happy times in life go by so fast.

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    Techno had siblings, sure, everyone knew that. He was part of a litter after all. He'd return home and be greeted by several excited piglets, as well as his tired looking mother.

    But what happens when Techno finds his mother on his doorstep, a bundle in her arms and a young piglin hybrid clutching onto her dress?

    Or; Technoblade is forced to raise his little brothers whilst awaiting the return of his mother, who was on the run from their clan. At least he had Philza, right?

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    Tommy chuckled, unable to help himself. There was something about the way stranger number two took everything so literally that amused him greatly. “Don’t listen to him, big man. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about.”

    “Pretty sure I do. Unless you wanna tell me you’re some thousand year old Greek dude that’s decided to spend his time getting chased by the local heroes in a random city.”

    “Maybe my parents were just eccentric you fucker! Ever think of that, hmmmmm?”

    “Yes, because I’m sure you thought that using your actual name in a city where vigilantes are illegal was a great idea. Or maybe you really did. You seem stupid enough.”

    “At least I’m not the one who keeps people in their closet!”

    Both stopped their bickering and looked back at stranger number two. His shoulders hunched in further at their gazes, shifting back and forth on his feet uncomfortably. “Hello,” he said.

     

    Or, Tommy Innit is a vigilante, Tubbo Schlatt is the son of the president, and Ranboo is a hybrid that just wants a moment of piece. Did they mention that both heroes and villains are chasing them all for various reasons? That might be important.

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    Technoblade wanted a Soul Speed III book and maybe some potions, not a whole child.

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    After Techno agreed to live amongst hybrids, his life has basically turned upsidedown. There's so many new habits, noises and facts he's got to learn, but it's all worth it if he gets to spend time with his new family.

    But will his past catch up to him?
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    Or
    Techno's life in the Pube community as the only human around

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    You cannot save him, says Lady Death, unyielding, soft, sealer of fates, but you can grant him one last kindness: mercy.

    When Phil wakes, Techno is already gone.

    (In which a prophecy comes true, an L is taken, and an impossible exchange is made.)

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    Phil owns a cafe and his two sons work with him. One day a certain child comes in and they realize things aren't what they seem.

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    “Trust me, I promise,” Phil says, and every rational bone in his body tells him not to, that it is an impossible thing to promise, and the universe will ultimately prove Phil a liar, but, for once, his instincts override all reason, and he nods slowly in agreement.

    “I trust you,” Technoblade says, and, for the first time in his life, he means it.

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    A retelling of the Antarctic Empire, in which two outcasted hybrids, half-piglin Technoblade and avian Philza, decide that it's time to fight back against those that have wronged them.

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    "Can I help you?" Sally asks the boy.

    The boy, avoiding eye contact, blurted out, "I like you."

    Taken aback by the words, Sally stands there in silence, before saying the first words that came to mind.

    "You don't know me."

    "I want to."

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    Sally was bored, trying to figure out a way home from Prom, where here now ex-boyfriend had ditched her for a different chick (She wasn't that mad about it), when Wilbur first approached her.
    And they not so slowly fall in love.
    Actually, they kinda fall in love as soon as Wilbur had introduced himself to her.
    OR
    Sally and Wilbur fall in love really quickly, and it actually goes well!
    For the most part

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    Technoblade — 7:33 pm
    ticket has been purchased

    Technoblade — 7:33 pm
    screenshot_Nov7.jpg attached
    [Image description: A poorly cropped screenshot of a boarding pass from LAX to Heathrow. States Techno's legal name, flight number, and seat number.]

    Or: SBI's groupchat a few days before Techno comes to the UK

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    The SMP (Supervise, Maintain, Protect) Organization was known to the few people aware of it's existence as having some of the brightest and most well trained people on their staff. They also had some of the dumbest considering the fact they thought forcing three of their agents and a lab kid to go undercover as a family and investigate the strange town of Snowchester was a good idea.

    But who knows, maybe they won't end up biting each others heads off during the first week.
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    or alt.
    SBI are paranormal agents sent to investigate the strange town of Snowchester and the even stranger teenager, Ranboo Crown. They might kill each other on the way but who knows!
    (updates every sunday)

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    He stared at the fanfic.

    He had no reason to read it, or want to read it. In fact, he should go to sleep, and forget about it. Try his best to ignore the flashes of his imagination, dangerous, bad, wrong images of him in pastel onesies, him with a cup of apple juice watching cartoons on Phil’s couch, him with a damn pacifier-

    Fuck.

    No, it was alright. It was fine. This was just casual interest, he reassured himself. He could accept that he found agere intriguing. It didn’t have to mean anything, certainly not that he wanted to attempt it in real life.

    That would be weird.

    Or, after Wilbur regresses on call with him, Techno starts to question himself, and the real reason why he finds age regression so interesting. What follows is a mess of insecurities, late-night fanfiction, and embarrassing confessions.
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    Once upon a time, there was a lone weaver living in a humble cabin on the edge of town. The weaver was talented at his craft - he produced wonderful tapestries and clothing, valued across the country for their elegance, but yet he lived a simple life, there on the edge between wild and the village.

    And then, a fairytale crashed right into his life.

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    “Don’t push your luck, Dream. You got your little revenge. We have a good partnership. So leave before I do something I’ll regret.”

    Techno’s voice was low and although quiet, the tone basically screamed danger. Dream was smart, he knew better than to face someone, something, he didn’t understand yet.

    “Keep the dagger, Technoblade. I’ll see you when I see you” – Dream said with a smirk and left.

     

    Or: Technoblade's a bad bitch you can't kill him and Dream tries until he doesn't

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    When Detectives Phil, Wilbur, and Techno went undercover in Las Nevadas Casino, they didn't expect what they saw

    Is that a child on a chandelier?!

    (Undercover Detectives SBI and singers Bench Trio)

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