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Four years after the beetle probes reach Earth, the internet inadvertently gets ahold of the Hail Mary’s video logs.
Chaos reigns.
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28 May 2026
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Space Orc??? This Guy? by My_Dark_Strange_Son_24
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Apr 2026
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In their complete shock, Adrian thinks they can be excused for missing another presence on that ship before they were almost pounding on the ship's door. But when they did notice, they froze in their tracks.
Bipedal. Almost completely organic. Two front-facing, predator-like light detectors. Descriptions flashed through their head, descriptions that are only known through dead bodies because no Galactic Collective agent would dare go near them alive.
It's a human.
Rocky is trapped in a ship with a human.
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The Humans Are Space Orcs fic that nobody except me was asking for, so I wrote it myself.
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28 May 2026
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Peter Pettigrew and the Ghost of Christmas James by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2023
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Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.
Fine. Things could be better.
But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.
But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.
What was Peter expecting, really?
(Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)
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22 May 2026
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You’ve timed it, once. Out of idle curiosity. How long it takes Superman to cross the city versus how long Clark Kent takes to come back from lunch.
The numbers line up beautifully.
You don’t say anything. Why would you?
You did scoff, though, when you read Clark Kent’s interview with Superman. An exclusive. You rolled your eyes at the byline. There was lazy, and then there was lazy.
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Superman somehow becomes your friend in between chess games, instant coffee, and Mario Kart.Or
You know a secret about Superman. That's ok, he knows a secret about you too.Bookmarked by Angryb33
26 Apr 2026
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Your secret, annual summer fling with your best friend’s brother was never meant to last — but when his mother catches you in his bed, everything changes. Cornered, he does the only thing he can think of: he tells her the two of you are engaged.
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26 Apr 2026
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“Yes,” Rocky says eventually. “Human music bad bad bad. But has been long time since Rocky has heard other music.”
That makes something hurt in the back of Ryland’s throat, a sick feeling right to the pit of his stomach. Maybe it’s cruel, to dangle something like this in front of Rocky, a crude approximation of what his home must be like, sounds constantly, chirping song a present language instead of a lonely whisper. Maybe it’s cruel, still, because the background instruments and high-pitched wordless belts must hold some kind of meaning to Rocky, must be ascribed to an unknown word Ryland might never learn.
Though – he’s selfish, because he wants to share music with Rocky. And maybe it isn’t all cruel. Maybe it’ll be nice, to hear something that is some kind of taste of home, after so so long of only hearing your own chirps and whistles, and then the static feedback of the communication device.
Ryland swallows. “Wait until you hear The Sex Pistols.”
“Why are guns reproducing, question?”
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Or: Ryland introduces Rocky to music, with mixed results.
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05 Apr 2026
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Enrichment by alatarmaia4
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Apr 2026
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The Eridians have finally gotten the water feature in Ryland's personal zoo enclosure just right (even if Rocky would like him to stop calling his dome that).
Rocky refuses to believe that humans naturally float. There is no way Ryland's entire species regularly goes into deep water for fun.
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05 Apr 2026
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They couldn’t make it work, the two of them, but there had always been something comforting about knowing he was there, knowing he was always willing to try, that he always just wanted his family back. If Tess didn’t initiate it, he would, and there was a certainty that they would always come back together.
But Ellie had changed that.
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- Part 6 of Pacemaker
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27 Jan 2026
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Alternate First Meeting - If Hardy had never taken the job in Broadchurch in the first place.
Hardy's daughter sets him up on a date through an app, and it goes terribly wrong. By a stroke of luck, Miller happens to be there to witness it, and comes to his rescue. What should have been a casual encounter ends up with far more significant results.
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- Part 1 of Pacemaker
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27 Jan 2026
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Several months after solving the Sandbrook case, detectives Hardy and Miller are called in for a special undercover assignment. The catch? They have to pretend they're married.
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27 Jan 2026
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Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Dust by Livsy
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 Mar 2023
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In which Old Ben has time travelled back to the clone wars era, but twenty years on Tatooine have left their mark. Anakin notices.
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- Part 1 of Ashes Verse
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20 Jan 2026
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Every Moment Points Toward the Aftermath by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
25 Jan 2019
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In a strange sort of way, this is the story of how, in the final days of the Clone Wars, Mace Windu saved the galaxy by taking a nap.
With sleep had come peace, and with peace had come clarity: Mace volunteered to find General Grievous himself because, unless Obi-Wan Kenobi stayed on Coruscant, a calamity would ensue beyond anything they had ever seen before.
Which was how Anakin Skywalker found himself in his current predicament: falling a thousand stories to who-knows-where in the depths of Coruscant's lower levels.
Sure, Palpatine had betrayed him to a extent that he was only beginning to understand, there were three murdered Jedi in the Chancellor's office, he didn't know if Padmé was going to be alright, and it was completely possible that he was going to end up as a bloody smear across the windshield of a speeder, but the fact remained that he and Obi-Wan had just spent the last ten minutes shrieking at one another like a pair of younglings to such a degree that they forgot about the Sith Lord in the room.
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20 Jan 2026
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The Chips Didn't Work by Peppermint_Shamrock
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 Aug 2020
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Darth Sidious: Execute Order Sixty-Six
Clones: eXeCuTe oRdEr SiXty-sIX
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20 Jan 2026
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Tuning up your TIE-Fighter to prove you’re better than the bastard currently running the TIE-Fighter Program for fun and profit by loosingletters for OliveBranch_10, Jackdaw_Kraai
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
29 May 2020
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As a rule, Vader didn't really do anything with his social media account, but then the rant of some kid from Tatooine about the inefficiency of TIE Fighters began trending, the pilots and engineers on the Devastator started fixing their ships and Vader got invested.
“Welcome to another episode of Scrap Hunting,” the teenager in the video said. He took a sip of water from the metallic canteen he was holding, drinking slow and carefully the way only a desert dweller did. “A couple weeks ago some sleemo commented that I’d never be able to improve any Imperial ships since I’m just Outer Rim trash. And I suppose you did have a point that the things I fix won’t ever reach the level of an Imperial TIE because I wouldn’t build such trash in the first place.”
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- Part 2 of The Background Noise of Defiance
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20 Jan 2026
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doing it by my lonesome by magneticwave
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
04 Jan 2021
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Luke tries to imagine showing a child a pile of books and saying, these rotting pieces of dust told me you weren’t allowed to see your dad ever again. If Luke had tried something like that on his sister after Ben was born, Leia would’ve told him to fuck off and fuck the Jedi Order, too, for good measure.
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20 Jan 2026
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The Legend Of Liob by Killbothtwins
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Apr 2022
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The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
Somehow, these two things save the galaxy.- Language:
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20 Jan 2026
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My Love I Kept You Well by thehouseofblack
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
20 Apr 2025
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Aphrodite had foreseen Paris' triumph – her triumph, in truth. The moment his eyes would fall upon Helen of Sparta, he would understand: this was the reward for his devotion, this was the woman the gods themselves had deemed worthy of a prince so favoured.
She had not foreseen his rejection.
Had not expected him to turn away from the prize she had laid before him, to spurn the very woman he had once coveted with all his heart.
Nor had she anticipated that his desire would stray – not to another queen, most certainly not to Helen’s own cousin.
Penelope of Sparta.
(Or, after coming across a portrait of Penelope during his time in Sparta, Paris of Troy switches his kidnapping victim from Helen to Penelope. This proves far more detrimental than anyone could have imagined - a spark burning so bright that even the Gods on Olympus are caught in its flames.)
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- Part 1 of A Shifted Song of Troy
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02 Dec 2025
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Bruce neglects to explain exactly who the attractive young man that seems to know him so well is, and what their relationship entails. Naturally, there are some misunderstandings.
or: Five times Clark makes an assumption, and one time he finally learns the truth.
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24 Jun 2025
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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jun 2025
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All Din wanted to do was find the Child a sorcerer teacher, pick up a job or two, and follow his Creed.
Three out of three is good, right? Right?
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- Part 1 of The Way of Conquest
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 81,474
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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- 91
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- 5,256
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05 Jun 2025
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Lobster Biscuit by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Oct 2018
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Peter goes on a terrible, terrible date, cashes in a favor on behalf of Spider-Man, and begs Deadpool to crash it.
Deadpool delivers.
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Angryb33
02 Jun 2025