xlittlefoolx
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Sinning with Sir by xlittlefoolx
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Oct 2021
Tags
Summary
You have a rough day at work and Sir doesn't need Foresight to know what you need.
-
Tags
Summary
The untold story of how Severus Snape came to help Gilderoy Lockhart with the Duelling Club in Chamber of Secrets. suggestive themes, drinking, slash
-
Tags
Summary
A Snily fic that's healthy for most ages. Mild romance and innuendo at times.
-
Too Much Wine by xlittlefoolx for SymphonicRedWolf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 May 2015
Tags
Summary
Drunk Snape, nuff said.
-
Tags
Summary
England challenges America to raise Sealand. What follows are cracktastic adventures in parenting as America tries to raise the Principality of Sealand with help from Japan.
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
That day, absolutely everything went wrong: Vox’s proposal for a partnership, Alastor’s wild and nearly out-of-character reaction – and everything that followed. The Radio Demon left, determined to erase this day entirely, to pretend it never existed.
And then he wakes up again in Rosie’s garden and realizes the day never ends.OR: Alastor and Vox get trapped in a time loop, forced to relive that fateful day over and over, trying to figure out what exactly was wrong about it after all.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 141,188
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 842
- Kudos:
- 4,972
- Bookmarks:
- 996
- Hits:
- 122,830
Bookmarked by xlittlefoolx
04 Jul 2026
-
Summary
A bar rejection re-write. Alastor and Vox come to an agreement. Partners by day, dog and master by night. The ‘partners’ part of the agreement never seems to happen, but Alastor’s growing fondness and possessiveness over his dog and Vox’s obsessive devotion are keeping the relationship afloat, for now.
- Words:
- 67,993
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 87
Bookmarked by xlittlefoolx
23 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Are you a demon?” Vincent asked, eyeing the shadow on the wall with more curiosity than fear.
“I’m your benefactor, my dear,” the voice answered. It laughed, a strange, tinny noise that grated on the ears and gave nothing away. “You’re careless, you’re sloppy, and you need someone to help you. That’s where I come in.”
Vincent wasn’t interested in sharing. And yet, with the handcuffs digging into his wrists and the mountain of evidence threatening the success he’d fought and killed for, the demon’s proposition offered a unique opportunity.
“What do you want in return?” he asked.
OR
Vincent Whittman is a suspect in several murders when Alastor offers him a deal.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 130,878
- Chapters:
- 15/?
- Comments:
- 647
- Kudos:
- 897
- Bookmarks:
- 218
- Hits:
- 22,491
Bookmarked by xlittlefoolx
12 Jun 2026
-
- Words:
- 85,866
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 141
Bookmarked by xlittlefoolx
02 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Alastor should have registered when he first presented, his name and details added to the list advertising available Omegas throughout the kingdom. At twenty-four, he should’ve been servicing Alphas for six or seven years already.
He wasn’t small or soft or pretty. He was tall, thin, and calloused. After the initial contract for his virginity, he’d become a means to an end for poorer Alphas and spend his next twenty or so years warming their beds until his whelp rearing days passed.
Registering now was the only one way he could make enough money to save his mother.
He just hoped she forgave him for it.
AKA
Omegas, the only secondary gender able to give birth, are a rare and precious resource. As a result, the Crown created the Omega Registry for Alphas to bid on their heats in the hopes of producing an heir. Alastor has spent his whole life pretending to be a beta, but outs himself when his mother falls gravely ill in order to save her life.
He never expected his virgin contract to go to King Lucifer Morningstar, let alone for the king to want to keep him.
Completed: 11/11/25
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,592
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 330
- Kudos:
- 2,705
- Bookmarks:
- 790
- Hits:
- 39,138
Bookmarked by xlittlefoolx
18 Apr 2026