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    Crowley is down on his luck. He's lost his angel, he's lost his car, and now he can't even get any sleep because of all that racket going on.

    The Bentley, on the other hand, is living her best life! Captured by mobsters intent on burning her beloved bookshop alive, she makes her daring escape and slays them all before they can enact their wretched plan! The bookshop, of course, is all too eager to share in her celebrations!

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    “You’ve always been quick to dismiss yourself before. Why did you choose today to linger, I wonder?”

    Crowley slid to the floor, knees bent and thighs splayed open. The first hint of a wet spot was starting to soak through the dark denim.

    “Or maybe you thought you might get lucky and attract the attention of the alpha you’ve been flirting with. How long has it been? At least five years since you first rubbed up on me at that holiday party, I think. Do you remember meeting me, omega? You were cute enough to earn a job recommendation, so I hope you do.”

    Crowley whined softly at Aziraphale’s reminder. “I was young and dumb. And drunk.”

    “I was very drunk too, but I still remember the moment clearly: the way you pressed your cute little backside up against my hip for far too long to have been an accidental brush as you’d squeezed past me. And then the lingering touch of your fingers on my wrist, right on my scent gland, as you pretended to apologise with a smirk that really said ‘you’re welcome’. I saw you smelling your fingers as you walked away, wicked fiend, and I think you meant for me to.”

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    “Shh shh shh, little one, you’re alright now.”

    Aziraphale poked his little head up over the lip of his basket to see what Maggie was fussing over this time. She carried a ratty old blanket in her hands, and seemed to be cooing to it. To Aziraphale’s surprise, the blanket let out a displeased little mewl.

    “What have you got now?” Nina sighed, coming up beside her.

    “The poor little thing was in the wheelie bin. God knows how long he was stuck in there. He’s all wet and cold. Look at him shivering.”

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    Following a close brush with what would have been an extremely inconvenient discorporation, and a second brush with what would have been an even more inconvenient revealing of their clandestine arrangement to Hell, Aziraphale employs Crowley's assistance to help him try out a new magic act. Crowley would rather be spending his time with the angel doing other things, especially with so much time apart to be made up for, but he's as obliging as ever. Of course, he's also capable of multitasking, especially when Aziraphale's magic act calls for more than one of him...

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    It's been nearly nine months of Crowley carrying his second miracle child. He's ready for it to be over, but an awkward belly isn't going to stop him from enticing his beloved alpha to having a bit of fun on Valentine's Day.

    Featuring intersex (alpha & omega) Crowley. Also featuring Eden, because how can I resist her?

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    Crowley has to go see Dr Fell after finding himself in a sticky situation.

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    Something was wrong. Alastor had been weird ever since he’d given himself up to Vox earlier that day: unusually quiet, but always with that smug grin on his face that told Vox he was doing it just to piss him off. This though? This was different. The grin was still wide and smug as long as Vox was looking at him, but if he looked down at his desk for long enough, pretending to be studying his approval ratings, he could see in his periphery how that grin turned smaller, tighter, hanging on like one last thread of sanity.

    Vox was going to have to do something about it if he didn't want to lose his precious prisoner. And if Alastor wouldn't hold still for medical treatment, he might have to give him something else to think about.

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    On a grassy hilltop in the south downs, a mated pair with their pup between them look up to the stars.

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    Infernos Prime was a crowded planet compared to any Aziraphale had seen in recent memory. The entire surface had been taken over by one massive city. Towering buildings clawed for space, built on top of one another while roads and walkways had to burrow through them in places. Where you could see the sky, it was clouded by a heavy, perpetual smog that sank down into the streets on humid days like today. Mixed with the mildew rising up from the damp ground, the scent was so strong that Aziraphale didn’t think his sensitive nose would ever grow used to it.

    But there was another scent here, somewhere between dank mildew and the chemical smell of the fresh paint they used to make the bowels of the city, and the podracing track that wove through it, look dazzling on the holo screens of the viewers watching from the shining new city above the smog. It reminded Aziraphale of the rare Fire Blooms of Carida, and of a flaming haired boy he'd known long ago.

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    “Three days?” Crowley asked, trying to keep the brokenness out of his voice. Hopefully some of the emotion got lost somewhere over the phone line.

    “They’re saying the weather is only going to get worse tomorrow. It may take even longer if more flights are delayed.”

    “Right,” Crowley said, his eyes roaming sadly over the tree draped in string lights and topped with a glittery gold star, the small pile of presents wrapped in red and green paper lying beneath it, and the batch of cookie dough he’d been just about to set in the fridge to rest so they’d be ready to pop in the oven as soon as Aziraphale called to tell him he’d landed.

    It could all wait, of course. There was no harm in opening presents a few days late, and the cookies would still be good, even if not quite as fresh. But this was meant to be their first Christmas together, and now they were spending it with Crowley alone in the flat above the bookshop and Aziraphale stranded in the Edinburgh airport. It’s a good thing Crowley was used to fate screwing him over.

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    Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot,
    But the reclusive lone omega who lived just north of Who-ville did not.

    Christmas season for the Whos was a joyful occasion.
    Every Who alpha and Who omega gathered in the square to celebrate their ruts and heats with elation.

    But for the Grinch, who lived all alone in his cave,
    The season of Christmas was nothing but grave.

    A heat spent alone hurt deep in the soul,
    But every Who alpha refused to fill his aching hole.

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    What is the meaning of immortality when it spirals towards destruction? What is the meaning of love when it breaks the heart anew every time it is lost? What does fate have in store for our Serpent and their beloved Owl?

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    As time is just beginning, the Morningstar happens upon the Starmaker, weaving colours into the very fabric of creation and birthing stars in the palms of their hands. While their God's focus shifts to Her newest toys, Her once favorite Archangel and the rankless angel they fell in love with find new meaning with each other. But this is a tale we've all heard before, and we know it doesn't have a happy ending.

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    The sun may be setting on their young friendship, but they'll cling to it for as long as they can.

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    Crowley is a regular participant in the Cooper’s Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake. Aziraphale is the baffled paramedic waiting for him at the bottom.

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    Aziraphale took one look at the grinning lunatic in sunglasses, which had stayed on his face despite all laws of physics, and knew by the way he clutched at his arm as he limped his way upright that he’d probably managed to break it whilst pinwheeling down 200 meters of nearly thirty degree slope at speeds faster than Aziraphale was comfortable peddling his bicycle on relatively flat ground. Even more perplexing than the fact that he’d done this in the first place was the fact that once he’d done it, and had suffered the easily foreseen and very painful consequences, he wasn’t immediately rushing himself to the nearest ambulance. Instead, he turned towards the officiant at the line and yelled “Oi, did I win?!”

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    Crowley has been a truly naughty demon, tempting men to lust and jealousy with her irresistible form. A form that even a certain angel finds irresistible...

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    Perhaps it's just in Crowley's nature that he has this very specific itch that needs scratching?

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    Aziraphale has long heard stories of a dark presence inhabiting the Stony Maw, a presence that might just grant him the power he needs to protect his people from invaders. But when he braves facing the thing within, he quickly finds that not all is as it seems.

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    Aziraphale gets an interesting email. Forces both ethereal and occult profit.

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    Coming this September to an archive near you, created for the @do-it-with-style-events Silver Screen Bang.

    Get ready for a Good Omens-inspired retelling of The Princess Bride (1987) written by the inimitable theRavenMuse, with art by me. It’s got love! It’s got adventure! It’s got a big cross duck!

    What’s that you say? Bring it on??

    As you wish ❤️

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