1 - 20 of 177 Works in Crowley Has Two Penises (Good Omens)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    It ended, as it began, in a garden.

    OR

    Aziraphale stumbles (literally) upon Crowley in his naga form in their South Downs garden, which awakens something in the angel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,996
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    460
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Aziraphale Fell and his small team are working hard to uncover a mystery that has been discovered deep in the desert in a region with no known history of habitation...
    ...and they are having very little luck coming up with anything other than stone brick upon stone brick.

    But as their sponsorships are dwindling and Aziraphale's hopes for the project are beginning to well and truly die, he literally falls right into the site's secret, and discovers something much, much more important than he could have ever imagined.

    ***UPDATES MONDAYS***

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,552
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    449
    Kudos:
    427
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    9,555
  3. Tags
    Summary

    A depressed angel is tasked with finding out who’s distributing ‘Ecstasy’, a drug promising to emulate the experience of Divine Love. Blasphemy, of course! And Aziraphale is told to steer the dealers of this substance towards the light. Who does he find in the backroom of a seedy bar, distributing the stuff? You guessed it.

    This isn’t a fic glorifying substance use. Not at all. I aim to portray it realistically, which means I describe both the good and the bad. I don’t punish my characters for indulging, but what goes up, must come down (hence the name of the fic). The substances portrayed are not the point of the story, but rather the context I chose to explore particularly Crowley’s trauma. I find it unlikely that the self-medicating alcoholic we meet in season 1, the guy who hung around in Soho bars during the 60s and 70s, didn’t try more than just wine.

    Aziraphale, on his end, is a sensual hedonist. He’s likely the “try anything once” type, but since he doesn’t try to escape his mind trough his experimentation, he will most likely not regret his choices.

    What happens when an addict and a hedonist finally, properly get together after 6000 years of yearning and hidden memories? Well, this fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88,716
    Chapters:
    39/39
    Comments:
    818
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    5,625
  4. Tags
    Summary

    All my NSFW prompt fills for Ineffable Family February! Tags will be updated regularly. Chapter notes will contain chapter's relevant tags and any necessary warnings/clarifications.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,859
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    4,440
  5. Tags
    Summary

    It‘s porn! Enjoy.
    Deatails and warnings will be in the first chapter and in the notes for each chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    150
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2,154
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Having thwarted yet another attempt at ending the world, Aziraphale and Crowley are, in fact, ready to have sex now. Just how successful their sex shall be depends on the discerning decision-making of you, dear reader…

    More than thirty authors combine to bring you over one hundred possible ways that the first night at the South Downs cottage might play out. Aziraphale and Crowley - and you - will embark on a thrilling voyage of self-discovery from which no one will emerge unchanged.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    117,216
    Chapters:
    201/201
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    387
    Kudos:
    364
    Bookmarks:
    113
    Hits:
    7,236
  7. Tags
    Summary

    2024 is the Year of the Dragon! When partaking in the festivities, Crowley can’t help but let his demonic side out and cause a bit of mischief with Aziraphale there by his side as their revelry takes to the sky. Together the angel and demon explore their corporations in an exciting new way.

    Set in a magical post Happy Ending world where Crowley and Aziraphale are, and always will be, an Us.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,045
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    455
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Aziraphale was chosen as a sacrifice to the forest,to ensure his village's safety. He encounteres the dragon Crowley, who tells him about the rules of this old arrangement. Later on,they end up having sex.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,466
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    613
  9. Tags
    Summary

    亚茨拉斐尔十分清楚这样一点:克劳利永远会不计后果地实现自己的所有要求——就算那只不过是他的一时兴起,胡言乱语,或随意挑衅。
    只是有的时候,伴侣太过听话未必是件好事。
    更何况那根本不算顺从。
    ※双恶魔,人外,蛇C/鸟A,公开场合性爱。
    ※感谢@秋寻是棵草 的雪鸮Azi图。

    Series
    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    15,702
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    570
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Crowley, still spinning under the influence of an ill-advised dose of laudanum, finds himself dragged down to Hell following his less than Hellish actions in 1827. There, Lucifer takes over Crowley's punishment, ensuring that his favorite snake remembers exactly who he belongs to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,904
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,147
  11. Tags
    Summary

    As is a surprise to no one, Aziraphale and Crowley have feelings for each other and are utterly avoiding dealing with them. Moreover, Crowley has the hots for Aziraphale, hasn't ever had the hots before, and isn't even sure what "hots" are supposed to feel like. He can't even cuss properly because every sex-related cuss word just reminds him how fucking (see?) confused he is.

    But there's help on the horizon -- in the form of one Greek demigod they just happened to rescue off the side of a mountain. Not that our ineffable idiots have the sense to ASK for help. But they're getting it anyway.

    NOTE: If you are coming here from GOAD, note the additional TW/CW: mild dom/sub; hair kink; and hairpulling.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,049
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,525
  12. Tags
    Summary

    In Wessex, Sir Aziraphale finds himself in a difficult spot. A few of the Knights of the Round Table have noticed he doesn't embrace violence and want him gone. Reluctantly he invokes the arrangement and requests Crowley's help.

    What better way to earn the respect of the other knights, than slaying a dragon? Together they scheme and plot to set Aziraphale up as a hero, but plans go awry in erotic and ineffable ways. A legend is created and Aziraphale scales the height of pleasure with a wily serpent.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,119
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,064
  13. Tags
    Summary

    After being cursed by Hastur, turned into a little red snake and abandoned in a pet shop, Crowley is purchased by Aziraphale. What will happen when Aziraphale realises his new pet is actually his oldest friend? Written for the Good Omens After Dark Smut War.

    Thank you to NegotiationReal6508, niknak90, ckocek, Fishey_me, and Platy for the beta <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,395
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    279
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    2,506
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Amante.
    ¿Qué clase de ángel tenía un amante?

    Aziraphael invita a Crowley a vivir con él en la librería luego de quedarse sin casa. La noche en la que Crowley se muda ellos beben vino para celebrarlo.

    Beben más que solo vino.

    “Ángel”

    “¿Si Crowley?”

    “Deja de hablar”

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    6,587
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    267
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Aziraphale is surprised by Crowley in more ways than one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,437
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,283
  16. Tags
    Summary

    过去与未来的天使在人间相遇,他们不知道这才是全知全能的上帝赋予他们的末日,早已开始,也早已结束。

    设定:
    1. 双天使
    2. AU
    3. 某种意义上的圆环之理

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    18,577
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    177
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Aziraphale has never really felt like he 'fit' with his Flight. Too light of scale, not a particularly strong hunter, and always passed over during mating season. He doesn't think having white scales is nearly so bad and dangerous as everyone else seems to think. Perhaps all he needs is to prove he won't be so easily spotted by the humans while out and about.
    Absolutely nothing could go wrong with that plan, not a thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    456
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Crowley can't work Love miracles properly, and Aziraphale can't work Lust ones correctly. They meet up for practice.

    A sequel to Princip1914's Bleak Without and Bare Within.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,890
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2,256
  19. Tags
    Summary

    AU: Crowley has owned Aziraphale for five thousand years. They’ve been married for three of those millennia. Aziraphale is perfectly happy with their binding-turned-courtship, but sometimes, Crowley needs to be reminded of that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    522
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    4,712
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Crowley made sure his body climbed its way all around the angel. That it weighted him down into the mattress, immobile to move without effort, while he repositioned his coils between the angel’s legs.

    Crowley shifted and wrapped himself around Aziraphale’s limbs. Like a snake constricting prey, but so much slower and gentler. Like a hug.

    ________________________________

    Not to repeat myself but; Crowley keeps Aziraphale immobile and fucks him gently like a snake would.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,563

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Clear Filters

Pages Navigation