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The serpent beneath the flower by pilatesandpinot
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Mar 2024
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It ended, as it began, in a garden.
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Aziraphale stumbles (literally) upon Crowley in his naga form in their South Downs garden, which awakens something in the angel.
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Buried Treasure by IneffableToreshi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale Fell and his small team are working hard to uncover a mystery that has been discovered deep in the desert in a region with no known history of habitation...
...and they are having very little luck coming up with anything other than stone brick upon stone brick.But as their sponsorships are dwindling and Aziraphale's hopes for the project are beginning to well and truly die, he literally falls right into the site's secret, and discovers something much, much more important than he could have ever imagined.
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A depressed angel is tasked with finding out who’s distributing ‘Ecstasy’, a drug promising to emulate the experience of Divine Love. Blasphemy, of course! And Aziraphale is told to steer the dealers of this substance towards the light. Who does he find in the backroom of a seedy bar, distributing the stuff? You guessed it.
This isn’t a fic glorifying substance use. Not at all. I aim to portray it realistically, which means I describe both the good and the bad. I don’t punish my characters for indulging, but what goes up, must come down (hence the name of the fic). The substances portrayed are not the point of the story, but rather the context I chose to explore particularly Crowley’s trauma. I find it unlikely that the self-medicating alcoholic we meet in season 1, the guy who hung around in Soho bars during the 60s and 70s, didn’t try more than just wine.
Aziraphale, on his end, is a sensual hedonist. He’s likely the “try anything once” type, but since he doesn’t try to escape his mind trough his experimentation, he will most likely not regret his choices.
What happens when an addict and a hedonist finally, properly get together after 6000 years of yearning and hidden memories? Well, this fic.
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Ineffable Family February 2024 NSFW Prompt Fills by vaguelydemonic
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
26 Feb 2024
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All my NSFW prompt fills for Ineffable Family February! Tags will be updated regularly. Chapter notes will contain chapter's relevant tags and any necessary warnings/clarifications.
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discovery channel - [a collection of GO nsfw art] by bitterblueashes
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
21 Feb 2024
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It‘s porn! Enjoy.
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Coming Home - A Choose Your Own Adventure Story by Aerenii, AngelZash, anna_bird, Calico, cheeseplants, cordsycords, crowleyscardigan, domesticated_cryptid, DoonaRose, ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), fishey_me, FuzzyGoblin, GaiasEyes, hakunahistata, harlotofgod, IneffablyRuined, kiripin, Kotias, LemonTart, Letha, Mrs_Cake_Is_Here, NooRose93, PaperclipNinja, polychrome, SecretlyWingedPhantom (NoraStVincent), sixbynine, startledplatypus, Transplantedmate, whatareyou42, Wingsofopal, y2bs, Zin_Lynn
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Feb 2024
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Having thwarted yet another attempt at ending the world, Aziraphale and Crowley are, in fact, ready to have sex now. Just how successful their sex shall be depends on the discerning decision-making of you, dear reader…
More than thirty authors combine to bring you over one hundred possible ways that the first night at the South Downs cottage might play out. Aziraphale and Crowley - and you - will embark on a thrilling voyage of self-discovery from which no one will emerge unchanged.
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Year of the Dragon by FuzzyGoblin for ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2024
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2024 is the Year of the Dragon! When partaking in the festivities, Crowley can’t help but let his demonic side out and cause a bit of mischief with Aziraphale there by his side as their revelry takes to the sky. Together the angel and demon explore their corporations in an exciting new way.
Set in a magical post Happy Ending world where Crowley and Aziraphale are, and always will be, an Us.
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Same premise, different sacrifice by SueRose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Feb 2024
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Aziraphale was chosen as a sacrifice to the forest,to ensure his village's safety. He encounteres the dragon Crowley, who tells him about the rules of this old arrangement. Later on,they end up having sex.
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- Part 2 of Of dragons and sacrifices
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【好兆头/CA】旧日异旅 (PWP,人外,Public Sex) by Hephaestion_A
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Jan 2024
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亚茨拉斐尔十分清楚这样一点:克劳利永远会不计后果地实现自己的所有要求——就算那只不过是他的一时兴起,胡言乱语,或随意挑衅。
只是有的时候,伴侣太过听话未必是件好事。
更何况那根本不算顺从。
※双恶魔,人外,蛇C/鸟A,公开场合性爱。
※感谢@秋寻是棵草 的雪鸮Azi图。Series
- Part 5 of 【好兆头/CA】最佳恶侣(双恶魔AU,Hurt/Comfort)
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Sovereignty by theRavenMuse
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jan 2024
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Crowley, still spinning under the influence of an ill-advised dose of laudanum, finds himself dragged down to Hell following his less than Hellish actions in 1827. There, Lucifer takes over Crowley's punishment, ensuring that his favorite snake remembers exactly who he belongs to.
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Listen to a Talking Snake and There's Gonna Be Trouble by startledplatypus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Jan 2024
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As is a surprise to no one, Aziraphale and Crowley have feelings for each other and are utterly avoiding dealing with them. Moreover, Crowley has the hots for Aziraphale, hasn't ever had the hots before, and isn't even sure what "hots" are supposed to feel like. He can't even cuss properly because every sex-related cuss word just reminds him how fucking (see?) confused he is.
But there's help on the horizon -- in the form of one Greek demigod they just happened to rescue off the side of a mountain. Not that our ineffable idiots have the sense to ASK for help. But they're getting it anyway.
NOTE: If you are coming here from GOAD, note the additional TW/CW: mild dom/sub; hair kink; and hairpulling.
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Sir Aziraphale Lays The Dragon by SparkleInTheStars for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jan 2024
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In Wessex, Sir Aziraphale finds himself in a difficult spot. A few of the Knights of the Round Table have noticed he doesn't embrace violence and want him gone. Reluctantly he invokes the arrangement and requests Crowley's help.
What better way to earn the respect of the other knights, than slaying a dragon? Together they scheme and plot to set Aziraphale up as a hero, but plans go awry in erotic and ineffable ways. A legend is created and Aziraphale scales the height of pleasure with a wily serpent.
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(S)naked Man Friend by NooRose93
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jan 2024
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After being cursed by Hastur, turned into a little red snake and abandoned in a pet shop, Crowley is purchased by Aziraphale. What will happen when Aziraphale realises his new pet is actually his oldest friend? Written for the Good Omens After Dark Smut War.
Thank you to NegotiationReal6508, niknak90, ckocek, Fishey_me, and Platy for the beta <3
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Amante.
¿Qué clase de ángel tenía un amante?Aziraphael invita a Crowley a vivir con él en la librería luego de quedarse sin casa. La noche en la que Crowley se muda ellos beben vino para celebrarlo.
Beben más que solo vino.
“Ángel”
“¿Si Crowley?”
“Deja de hablar”
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Aziraphale is surprised by Crowley in more ways than one.
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【好兆头/CA】深深的丛林 by Sushisama_zz
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2023
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过去与未来的天使在人间相遇,他们不知道这才是全知全能的上帝赋予他们的末日,早已开始,也早已结束。
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Aziraphale has never really felt like he 'fit' with his Flight. Too light of scale, not a particularly strong hunter, and always passed over during mating season. He doesn't think having white scales is nearly so bad and dangerous as everyone else seems to think. Perhaps all he needs is to prove he won't be so easily spotted by the humans while out and about.
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Crowley can't work Love miracles properly, and Aziraphale can't work Lust ones correctly. They meet up for practice.
A sequel to Princip1914's Bleak Without and Bare Within.
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Either Way, What Bliss by sual
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Nov 2023
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AU: Crowley has owned Aziraphale for five thousand years. They’ve been married for three of those millennia. Aziraphale is perfectly happy with their binding-turned-courtship, but sometimes, Crowley needs to be reminded of that.
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your tight embrace, dear by ZerpentEle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Nov 2023
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Crowley made sure his body climbed its way all around the angel. That it weighted him down into the mattress, immobile to move without effort, while he repositioned his coils between the angel’s legs.
Crowley shifted and wrapped himself around Aziraphale’s limbs. Like a snake constricting prey, but so much slower and gentler. Like a hug.
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Not to repeat myself but; Crowley keeps Aziraphale immobile and fucks him gently like a snake would.