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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates (almost) every Friday!

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    Aziraphale has been haunted since the Renaissance by a trio of paintings featuring a certain serpent. After the apocanot, the angel is struggling with fantasies of Crowley in his true form when he gets word the paintings have resurfaced. Unable to resist, Aziraphale arranges a private viewing at an estate outside London where fantasy and reality meet.

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    They’d established their usual safeword, Eden, if it got to be too much. For either of them, because Crowley himself wasn’t too sure how far he could take this. As far as he was concerned, his angel was too good to be treated in such a way. But, as Aziraphale had so bravely explained, after millennia of being made to feel Less Than by his heavenly superiors, he felt it would be empowering to be treated as though he was unrighteous and wicked. Because, this time, someone who loved him would be doing it.

    Basically Aziraphale is very very horny and wants to be shamed for being very very horny because that makes him so very much hornier. Crowley does the shaming because he will always give his angel whatever he asks for.
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    25
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    Written as part of the Kinks for Kindness 2021/2022 "Naughty & Nice" Holiday Gift Exchange!

    It's a few months past the failed Armageddon, and Aziraphale surprises Crowley with an unexpected gift on Christmas Eve. Grateful to know that a new year actually will come, they're both keen to celebrate, so Crowley suggests they do their gift exchange on New Year's Eve instead.

    But Crowley has bigger ideas than just presents and a bit of partying. It's about to be a brand new year in a brand new future, and Crowley plans to tempt his angel into all manner of Earthly and Unearthly delights. And where better to lure Aziraphale into playing his decadent game than in the opulent and luxurious setting of their beloved Ritz?

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    34
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    When Aziraphale walks in on Crowley post-shed the Serpent of Eden is afraid his partner is going to be repulsed. Turns out he has a thing or two to learn about an angel's capacity for love... and a particular angel's hedonistic streak.

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    Centuries before the Great Flood, Crawly makes a surprising discovery about human pleasure and how his demonic and serpentine aspects are affected by it. At the same time, Aziraphale is drawn by rumours of a mythical creature that dwells in caves and has a suspicious resemblance to an entity he knows also resides on Earth. Through a misunderstanding and accidental meeting, a demon convinces an angel to make some more discoveries together.

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    Aziraphale is a Commodore of the Royal Navy, that loves the sea over the weight of responsabilities in London. After a storm tosses him off his ship, he'll be rescued by a stranger who will make him realize that it's never too late to change your truths.

    A Merfolk AU

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    Chapters:
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    During the festivities of a winter’s night, Aziraphale and Crowley steal away some alone time in a Mithraeum.

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    Written for the ASWN prompt Horned Beasts.

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    Aziraphale and Crawley hatch a plan to keep themselves together while keeping their employers in the dark. Marathon dirty sex ensues.
    A total PWP roleplay in Eden. All forced/non-con is explicitly consenting roleplaying. Basically an outline I wrote I am not sure I'd finish.

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    A.k.a. "Double D", where "D" stands for "Drabble". Yep, it definitely does.

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    3
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    445
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    And so they lie on the carpet, Crowley with a hand on the basket of eggs and Aziraphale with a hand over Crowley’s heart, and sleep peacefully, suspecting nothing.

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    After experimenting with Crowley's serpentine form in bed, Aziraphale comes up with a plan to surprise his husband.

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    1/1
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    3
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    100
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    Aziraphale comes across a demon on a coach ride to St. Albans.

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    Now that Crowley knows where he stands with Aziraphale, there's only one place he can think of to go.

    Luckily, the boss's door is always open for him.

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    Written for Kinks for Kindness Vol. 3: Danger & Debauchery (Book 2: Modern Mayhem), with art by tabbystardust:

    Back in the 17th century, Crowley learned a little something interesting about Aziraphale’s tastes and curiosities, which he’d quietly filed away for later. In the 21st century, a little discovery while helping Aziraphale attempt to declutter the bookshop inspires Crowley to finally bring one of Aziraphale’s more eccentric fantasies to life. While the demon delights in playing the villain for Aziraphale’s pleasure, seeing his angel in distress may just bring out the dashing hero in him at the end of the day.

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    “Treasure hunter” Aziraphale doesn’t believe in monsters! Until, that is, he gets injured on his quest to find a legendary hoard and comes face to face with a forest-dwelling naga.

    Fic by Supergeek21
    Art by Augenblickgotter

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    91
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    10
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    Ineffable Kinktober Day 9: Sensory Deprivation

    He’s breathless before Crowley’s even touched him, burning with the desire to see every magnificent coil of him, to get his hands on his smooth scales, to look into his burning eyes that are no less lovely, beautiful, or keenly intelligent when Crowley’s in his serpent form.

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    90
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    12
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    720
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    Aziraphale gets into a little trouble with humans who worship a snake god, but luckily, their god has a soft spot for a certain angel. Aziraphale is very grateful, and after all, aren’t gods made to be worshipped? But with Heaven watching, they’ll have to make enthusiastic consent look like something else entirely.

    Written for the Kinks for Kindness: Danger and Debauchery zine with art by Oniria_Creation and fic by Dannye

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    1/1
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    26
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    Fills for chamyl's advent smut prompts. A variety of pronouns, efforts and dynamics, some first times and some established relationship lovin'.

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    756
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    A collection of my NSFW art, individual tags will be in the author's note of each chapter

    Language:
    English
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    56
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1975

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