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Where?” Astarion asks.
Gale tugs at his collar. “I believe the... neck is customary?”
Astarion laughs. “No, you ridiculous mage. I mean where will we go, not where on your body am I going to sup. Although...” He gives Gale a deliberate once over. “I am partial to the inner thigh.”
Gale flushes, if possible, even darker. “You don't have to seduce me, Astarion, I’m already…”
“Already seduced?”
(Astarion visits Gale in Waterdeep. Gale wants to be bitten.)
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18 Jun 2026
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In which Astarion is an ex-olympic figure skater and Gale is a famous musician. They get paired together as Dancing on Ice's first ever same sex couple. Shenanigans ensue.
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“How did you even get in? I very definitely remember locking up.”
“Ah,” Gale looks ever-so-slightly abashed. Only slightly, though. Mostly he looks a little proud of himself. “You know how the receptionist is always asleep?”
Astarion's eyebrows shoot up.
“Gale Dekarios, you shady thing.”
“I only borrowed it! He's never been awake enough to ask about spares, so. It was easier to just sort it out myself.”
“It would have been easier to ask me,” Astarion points out.
“Mmmm,” Gale hums, doubtfully. “I don't know if I'd ever consider you the ‘easier’ option, Astarion, I feel that would be doing your commitment to cantankerousness a great disservice.”
I'd be extremely easy if you weren't so fucking annoying, Astarion thinks.
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22 Apr 2026
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Several months had passed since Gale’s marriage to Mystra ended, and the idea of diving back into the dating world held little appeal. After a series of disastrous first dates arranged by well-meaning friends, Gale reluctantly agreed to try out a new dating app, only to discover it was more geared toward casual hook-ups than finding a meaningful relationship.
Despite his initial reservations, Gale spent an evening testing the app, scrolling through profiles until he paused on one that caught his eye - a stunning, pale elf with the username Starlight69. On impulse, he marked the profile as a favourite and decided to call it a night. But just as he was about to put his phone away, a message from Starlight69 appeared on his screen…
Starlight69: Hello, darling~ 😈
Without hesitation, Astarion attached a rather flattering photo of himself - nude, of course.
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17 Apr 2026
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Sequestered in a remote, snowbound cabin, Gale has everything he needs to draft his vampire novel – one based on facts instead of folklore.
Not included in those plans is a runaway vampire spawn at his door.
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15 Apr 2026
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You've been the Teacher's Assistant to the magnificent Professor Gale Dekarios for a little over a month now, and you can't help but nurse a little crush. After leaving your sketchbook behind with a certain anatomical study, you return to the classroom to find the Professor doing some studying of his own. Weeks pass and you find yourself embroiled in a sordid relationship with the scholar, and undertaking a research project of your own that will take you across the land of Faerûn.
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14 Apr 2026
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Another Lonely Night Another Lonely Night by herecomesaspecialboy (hamburglar)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Sep 2025
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The strangest combination of feelings, Gale had studied the in-depth telemetry for hours, tracking the curves and spikes of Fangs' orgasm. He'd even checked them against Fangs' intake data, the weeklong tests to match brain activity to emotional state. Why did Fangs' affection and irritation correspond so highly? Neurotech had a long way to go towards understanding the intricacies of the human mind.
Astarion-- codename 'Fangs'-- seduces, manipulates, and robs the most powerful people in Baldur's Gate with the help of 'Wizard'-- the extremely flirtatious voice that talks to him through the implant in the back of his head.
Gale-- codename 'Wizard'-- has a lot of great ideas for how to best support his field asset, 'Fangs', and he has the data to prove it.
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12 Apr 2026
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Professor Raphael was forced to keep a straight face while Haarlep gave him the sloppiest sloppy toppy that you have ever seen from under the desk. That's it. That's the plot.
(32 pages + 1 animated page for the epilogue + 1…. something.)
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- Part 2 of The Spiced Fruits Series
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12 Mar 2026
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“I love Tavitha,” Gale went on. “More than anything. And I know she loves me.” A pause. “But I also know… she doesn’t sound the way she did with you.”
Astarion blinked. Then, a smirk, crooked and knowing. “Ah. I see.”
“You pleased her. In ways I haven’t. And I want to learn. I’m a scholar,” Gale said. “I’ve spent my life in pursuit of knowledge. Why should this be any different?”
“You want me to teach you how to fuck your girlfriend,” Astarion said flatly.
“To please her,” Gale corrected. “To understand her. If that means watching you two… then yes. Teach me.”
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06 Mar 2026
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In the final battle against Nemesis, the people of the tribes are alarmingly overwhelmed, and Aloy is faced with the reality that they have failed. In the last moments left, she finds Beta amidst the battlefield, desperate and grieving what they are set to lose.
Instead, Beta reveals a plan she has set in place, a failsafe if all should fall to ruin. Her final words to Aloy are those of a desperate plea to be found, to not be forgotten.
Before Aloy can even question her sister, she wakes in Rost's cabin in the Nora sacred lands, left with nothing but a recording from her sister and a head filled with memories that haven't even happened yet.
Now, she has to get the gang back together, and fast. They're going to need all of the time they can get to prepare for Nemesis, and this time, they can't fail.
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27 Feb 2026
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Hands reach out from the audience, grasping blindly as Gale walks the perimeter of the stage. Faintly, someone shouts out their undying adoration. Another screams their need to taste his sweat. Try as he might, Astarion simply cannot reconcile this man with the buttoned-up and bookish wizard he’s known for five centuries.
“Now, this next song is a personal favourite of mine.”
Gale tosses the barely-burnt stick to the ground, grinds it beneath a boot. His voice goes sinfully low as he presses his lips up against the mic.
“Worship,” he breathes out, lids fluttering. “With me.”
Five hundred years of freedom has prepared Astarion for anything. Except, as it turns out, his old friend Gale somehow ending up as one of Faerûn's hottest rockstars.
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22 Feb 2026
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What if Aloy had accepted Nil's offer of partnership? This fic explores canon storyline, but if Nil traveled with Aloy as his companion. How would her story differ with this honorable serial killer under her command? It's considerably hornier, that's for sure. Follow along as Aloy discovers the truth of the world, Nil the truth of himself, and they learn that maybe they are not so different as Aloy would like them to be.
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06 Feb 2026
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It's just fabric and a little machine metal, made to measure by a most discreet seamstress. There's absolutely no reason it should knot Avad's stomach like this or set a Glinthawk fluttering madly behind his ribs.
Or, Avad works through his grief and discovers something about himself in the process. He's also driving Erend to absolute distraction.
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11 Jan 2026
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There’s a new writer in the Karsite Weave fandom, and Gale is sick of him. Things turn sideways when they meet at a fan convention.
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03 Jan 2026
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After a long year of rebuilding from rock bottom and crashing on Karlach’s couch, Astarion has finally saved enough from tattooing to afford a place of his own. It’s small, but all he really needs is a mirror, a locking door, and a housemate who won’t mind how he dresses—or that he sometimes screams in his sleep. When Shadowheart convinces Gale to rent out his spare room, he’s just hoping to ease the mortgage and maybe partake in some conversations more stimulating than what his aloof cat offers. But Astarion may turn out to be far more than Gale bargained for—and exactly what he needs.
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15 Dec 2025
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Daughter of Mine by AuntieCoagulant
Fandoms: Horizon: Zero Dawn (Video Game), Horizon: Forbidden West, Horizon (Video Games)
10 Nov 2025
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A dying Tenakth tells Aloy "I’d have taken you for my daughter.” and it changes...almost everything.
In which Aloy accepts Ullia's offer, tell the Nora to go fuck themselves, and finds herself along the way.
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29 Nov 2025
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Drakka's paint is different. And apparently that means his ass is open for all.
Whenever.
Wherever.
Aloy is ..... intrigued to say the least.
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28 Nov 2025
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Ten years after the Netherbrain, Astarion has cobbled together a perfectly stable life in the Underdark. Gale, in the throes of a mid-life crisis, comes to him with a ludicrous scheme to rob a Drow noble by infiltrating a weekend of debauchery at her manor.
It's a Bloodweave Heist Fic
(The tags might make this seem dark but it's absolutely a sex farce romantic comedy)
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19 Sep 2025
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Astarion discovers Gale's secret kink and decides, apparently on a whim, to indulge him in it. Even though Gale doesn't trust Astarion, he finds the rogue quite impossible to resist.
Immediate smut, slow burn romance
Chapter-specific tags in notesNow includes cover art!
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11 Sep 2025
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“Gods, I—” Astarion swallows visibly, throat bobbing. “I—”
“I know.” Gale bats his eyelids. Reties his scrunchie, rests his palms on Astarion’s trembling knees, then slips two sly fingers through a rip in his jeans. “Your turn?”
“Please.”
Astarion’s response comes without hesitation. Gale leans forward, catching his zipper between two teeth, before dragging it down, fishnet and denim.
“So many have used me,” Gale rasps. “But you’re all I’ve thought about tonight.”
A hitched breath.
“Darling,” Astarion murmurs, thumbing his lower lip. Gale whines, tongue darting out to lick his finger.
Darling. Oh, that’s a new one. Gale likes that.
Gale couldn't be happier with his friends, his little froyo shop, and his after-hours... ah, proclivities. That is, until a certain red-eyed elf shows up and throws a wrench in his carefully crafted plans.
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07 Sep 2025
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The secret to surviving is simple. It’s the execution that poses problems.
Don’t die.
It’s that easy.
auri knows people, and that's how she can tell; astarion is deeply, deeply fucked up.
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30 May 2025