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    Steve got like this sometimes. He’d like to have blamed it on the serum, and certainly that had made it all so much more, but really this was all him. He just had days where all he could think about was sex. Not in the normal, haven’t been laid in awhile so I’m pretty horny kind of way, but in the hot, feverish, woke up hard and didn’t go soft, can’t sit still and can’t focus, can practically feel hands on my body and could almost (and on a couple occasions had) come in my pants just from thinking about it. It wasn’t enough to be a dangerous distraction - the Avengers alarm was guaranteed to snap him out of it (but oh boy did the post-fight adrenaline make it come back with a vengeance.) It... okay, it wasn’t fun, exactly, but there was a certain thrill to it, and on normal days he’d just refuse to leave the bedroom (except maybe for the bathroom, and the kitchen, and the living room, and the garage with his bike) and just enjoy the fuck out of it until it wore off.

    Today was not a normal day.

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    Fayrl Indoril, a Dunmer assassin from the second era, and Ma’zurah, a Khajiiti mage from the third era make an unlikely team, but when they find themselves thrown together in fourth era Skyrim, it’s all they can do to survive and figure out what in Oblivion is going on.

    An attempt to expand upon the physical world of The Elder Scrolls, portray NPCs with three dimensional personalities, provide alternative and common-sense solutions to the problems of Skyrim, depict real-life consequences to trivial bits of Elder Scrolls lore, and create an emotionally authentic, character driven narrative all at once.

    Contains mature content, including graphic depictions of sexual and violent acts--sometimes at the same time. Sorry, the Mephala worshipper insisted.

    Updates every weekend.

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    This girl was nothing but trouble. Ben knew that, but that didn’t stop him from wanting her…

    As an instructor at the Disciplinary Institute of Corrective Knowledge, better known as DICK, Professor Ben has seen a lot of promising university students come and go from under his tutelage. Some of them were bad girls who turned it around, and some were good girls who went bad and stayed there.

    And then there was Rey. Miss Rey Kenobi was everything Ben had always been afraid of: a gorgeous sophomore with a razor-sharp mind, far too short skirts, and the will to use them both.

    He knows that she’s forbidden. Absolutely off limits. But as much as he shouldn't risk it, she might just be too good to resist...

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    You're laying on your bed. It's night, past your bedtime. Everyone else is asleep. You find this collection. And then you read it. After the first few, you think you hear someone walk up your stairs. You think the shadows move. You think you hear someone whisper your name. But when you turn on the flashlight feature on your phone... No one is there.

    (Horror Anthology - credit to authors/creators)

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    Harry and Draco are stand-ins for the usual witch who gives the workplace harassment and sexual consent talk to the Auror trainees. Or, a little tale in which Harry consents to be sexually harassed by Draco Malfoy.

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    Finally! I made a new post for all my delicious incest pics XD
    There will be sibling incest, parent/offspring incest and any other form of incest.

    So, for those of you who INSIST on not paying attention to the tags and think incest is an abomination... Fuck off <3

    For those of you who are awesome and don't apply human concepts to our beloved Saiyans, or just like incest, or don't give a rat's ass, ENJOY!

    You can expect any pairing/threesome/plus with at least one Saiyan involved, pureblood or otherwise.

    P.S. ALL CHARACTERS WILL BE ABOVE THE STUPID HUMAN AGE OF CONSENT. [I think Japan uses 13. Whatevs.] So no shota or stuff like that.

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    Since when was bubble tea so sexual?

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    Ignis Scientia, genius strategist, astute diplomat and most trusted advisor to the King-in-waiting, the man who Citadel staff secretly sneered was colder than the Glacian herself, the man who prides himself on maintaining control of any given situation… is sporting a raging hard-on. In public.

    Ignis digs his nails into the undersides of his palms and prays for death.

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    A9 is on a PV shoot and Saga gets... distracted by the actress they have playing lead.

    She introduces him to the wonders of... salad?

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    Everybody has a tic, and sometimes it can be embarrassing.

    Erik learns that the hard way. Literally.

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    Shizuo gets a boner while fighting Izaya. As if this isn't enough, Izaya also finds out he's a virgin, and won’t let it go.

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    *******
    At the young age of twelve, Carmilla's life was shattered when she was snatched from the life that she thought was hers and was thrown to a new one with full of obligations and responsibilities; a strange new life that she must live and a new identity she must accept.

    After discovering who she really was, Carmilla had to commit her life to become the new her; obeying everything that was required of her even if it meant changing what she really was... until she discovered the truth.

    Love does not judge. Real love sees into your heart and soul.

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    It's early days for Dethklok yet, and when Magnus suggests he and Nathan should take some acid and write songs for the night, the relatively innocent Nathan is all about it. But now they're stuck in the hotel his dealer is selling at, Magnus is fucked up beyond rescue, and the acid doesn't even seem to be working on Nathan. How is he gonna deal with babysitting this weird motherfucker all god damn night, with only titty channels to keep them company?

    R18+ only, explicit sex and drug use.

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    Little!Gerard was often beaten and sexually abused by his last boyfriend, Bert, and after 3 years, he thinks he's ready to start dating again.

    Daddy!Frank lives a rather lonely life working as a night-shift bartender, and it seems like everyone leaves him. He wants a Little to spend his time with and care for.

    [trigger warning: mentions of past rape/non-con, past verbal abuse, past physical abuse, emotional trauma from an abusive relationship]

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    A double agent haunts the Resistance.

    Someone has been leaking information back to the First Order. Plans are failing, missions are going south, and lives are being lost. The outlook couldn’t possibly be more grim, until a sudden stroke of luck allows them to capture the the new Supreme Leader himself. The key to winning this whole galactic war falls right into the Resistance’s hands, they just need to find the right person to make him talk.

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    heres some dancc oneshots, feel free to request any bullshit

    dont expect anything serious here

    spoilers may be present too be prepared for that nyall

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    Steve drops by Tony's lab at Avenger's Tower and finds him reading fan fiction.

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    Richie spends the best of times annoying the hell out of Stan in work, Stan just wants to do his Goddamn job. Richie starts annoying Stan a lot more frequently, and Stan remains oblivious to all of the not-so-subtle flirting Richie is sending his way.

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    Mac was used to that feeling. Like fire were burning the inside of his body, starting from this groin and spreading his flames to the rest of his body.

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    Kidman self explanatory

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