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Making An Effort is HARD! by The_Original_Dominant
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Aug 2020
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Well, they were free to do anything now. They had earned it. They had flipped the finger, to their respective offices and chosen their side.
Therefore, they had the right to do whatever they-
“I can’t masturbate.”
Crowley’s head whipped so fast, that he thought he gave himself whiplash.
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Or a story about Aziraphale, who is struggling to make an effort, and Crowley, who just wants to help him. (Even if he’s having trouble, hiding his undying love for the angel.)
This is a prequel to ‘Let Them Stare’ and ‘Let Us Stare’, but can be read on its own. Happy reading guys!
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- Part 3 of We Dare To Stare
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Jim has been recently discharged from the Queen's Navy on the account of turning down his commanding officer when he was offered to spend his rut with him. All he wanted to do was drink away his pocket money before finding passage back home in the morning when he spots Silver and his crew in the same inn.
Jim doesn't want to go home and face defeat. He doesn't want to admit to his mom why he was discharged. Here's his chance to finally have an adventure, and apparently, Silver's in need of a cook.
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- Part 3 of Treasure Planet One-shots and Drabbles
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Finn Harborel is on the verge of war. Grappling with a childhood rife with rape and abuse perpetrated by an uncle obsessed with erotic fiction, Finn's goal in adulthood is to purge London of the material utilized to harm him and his twin sister as a child. A talented essayist, he has written dozens of articles on morality, the danger of bawdy novels, and the sinister presence of a man who seems to be the epicenter of London's erotic literature scene—a mysterious figure they call “The Librarian.”
As an Alpha in line for the title of Viscount, Honor Blackwell has never found it difficult to live up to her name. When a very determined Omega discovers her unusual hobby of running a small private printing operation in order to ask her help to print his articles, she's shocked to find out his purpose. He seeks to purge London of pornography and unmask the man responsible for the proliferation of erotica throughout the city. He seeks to expose none other than Honor herself.
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- Part 14 of Victorian A/B/O
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Hot, Lonely Singles In Your Area Looking for Love by CaughtFeelings, Djaeka
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
03 Aug 2020
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Hawkmoth reads the negative emotions of everyone in Paris. To his horror, a lot of them are about really, REALLY bad sex.
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A teacher who is less than competent at his job falls victim to the captain of the cheer squad's ulterior motives.
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Harry is away rescuing Ginny in the Chamber of Secrets, and after lusting over Harry for the past year, Lockhart's newly obliviated memory presents a brilliant opportunity for Ron to release his sexual frustration. Will Ron find out if Harry feels the same way about him?
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~“Thank you.” Remus ran a hand through his soaked curls. “Sirius, I-” Come on, Lupin. “I-” Remus walked in, past Sirius, and shut the door. “Sirius, I- Can I kiss you? I’ve wanted to kiss you again for an eternity.”
Sirius stuttered a little, and dragged a hand over his face. “Remus?! What-” he put his hands on his hips, his cheeks a little flustered. “What?!”
“Oh my fucking God. I ruined it.”~
Remus Lupin is a 27 year old junior-associate at lawfirm Slughorn & Fortescue. For three years, his hard work and dedication have gone unnoticed. He lives in a shabby flat, with mountains of student loans, and has already accepted his fate of being stuck in his little cubicle forever when senior partner, and court-room legend, Kingsley Shacklebolt calls him up to his office. Remus then meets Sirius Black, the embodiment of beautify and grace, and from that moment on his life changes. He gets to work with the big-shots, and prove his worth as a lawyer. Although... However his plea against work-place relationships and too handsome men may be, he can't help but fall for his boss' secretary.
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Ironing out All the Wrinkles by Inappropriateggplant
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jul 2020
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After months of hardly getting a wink of sleep each night, work dragging him down till he can barely function, Aziraphale is finally convinced to start taking steps to improve his health, starting with stress.
Things go better than he could've imagined after getting a massage at a particularly daunting spa, and soon enough those sessions become part of his regular routine.
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Malcolm goes to visit his father one last time before informing him that he'll be joining the FBI. He's prepared to leave and never return, but the reality of that decision hits him hard while he's still in the cell with Martin.
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Caleb is a pretty easy-going guy even in the Entity's realm, except when it comes to the Doctor. He can't stand the man, but is forced to accept his help when his leg starts acting up.
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what big teeth you have (all the better to eat you with, pretty boy) by lavenderlotion for Leviice458
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
27 Jul 2020
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Stiles is draped over a fallen tree and trying to figure out if the plant that’s kinda glowing is the plant that he needs. He’s pretty sure it’s the plant he needs, but since he’s only ever seen the plant in the form of a crappy little sketch in a super old notebook he’d swiped from Deaton’s, he’s not totally sure if he’s bet on it being the plant.
Just as he’s deciding that he might as well take it, even if it isn’t the right plant, a low, blood-chilling growl echoes through the night.
Oh.
Oh, no.
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“I have more, you know?” grumbled Jackson, clearing his throat. “Okay, fine. Here’s another; a man goes is staying at a hotel for the weekend. On his way to his room, he notices a door with no number on it-”
“An albino woman with white skin and red eyes committed suicide in that room years ago,” finished Erica, inspecting her nails with a smirk. “We know that too.”
“A babysitter goes to put two children to sleep in their room and notices a large creepy clown statue in the corner-” he tried again.
“Get out of the house, we don’t have a clown statue,” said Allison, tried to hide a laugh at the flustered expression on Jackson’s face.
“Two roommates in a room. Sarah says that she wants to go to a party and Mary wants to stay home-”
“Aren’t you glad you didn’t turn the lights on?” said Derek, and Stiles laughed, looking at him with sparkling eyes.
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the cheerleading squad, the lacrosse team and the basketball team go camping.
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- Part 2 of A Very Sterek Summer Fest 2020
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A collection of my favorite old drabbles, themed around a cute outfit challenge from Tumblr.
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Wile E. Coyote, Mad Scienctist, Sailor, and Fanatic by KingFranPetty
Fandoms: Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
26 Jul 2020
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Wile E. Coyote sees a siren he's dubbed The Road Runner and pursues him.
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- Español
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Well, This Is Awkward by brown_polyester
Fandoms: 英雄伝説 閃の軌跡 | Sen no Kiseki | The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel (Video Games)
25 Jul 2020
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A collection of snapshots of Rean's struggles to control his growing appreciation for Instructor Sara, featuring a lot of cliches and even more erections.
These take place throughout CSI and CSII. As I play CSIII, there might be some set during that time. All chapters will be dated so you don't accidentally read something that spoils your game.
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The boys getting it on in as many different scenarios as possible
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Alec is mid-way through a Law degree but Izzy is only just starting out at NYU. Alec fully intends to keep a close eye on his sister this semester. To watch out for her and make sure she’s okay. But someone is watching out for Alec too.
This is a human AU. The plot loosely follows the way Alec and Magnus get together through the first season-and-a-half of the TV show.
You may find this fic contains sensitive and triggering content. Chapters with such content are marked at the start in the notes.
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- Part 4 of Finnlo/Malec Mash-up
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Sugar is made from plants by KingFranPetty
Fandoms: Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991), DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), Disney Duck Universe
22 Jul 2020
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Brushroot complains about not getting laid so Buddy does something about it much to Bud's and Negaduck's displeasure.
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- Part 23 of Buddy The Friend to Everybody
- Part 9 of Negaducky
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Skin-to-Fish Contact by InvertedPhantasmagoria
Fandoms: ヒプノシスマイク | Hypnosis Mic (Albums)
20 Jul 2020
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When your friend suggested that you go to a restaurant together, this is not what you expected. Yeah, you’d anticipated that it would be something fancy. You and your social group are rich enough to buy and sell people, after all. Only the most extreme delicacies are enough for the kind of people that you associate with... whether you like it or not.
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The weird Nantaimori fic that exists solely because I had a flashback to a fic I read in my teen years and couldn't shake the idea. Aka, Dice winds up as a living sushi plate under some very unfortunate circumstances.
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Dean is dead, and it’s been months without any firm leads on the location of his body. Sam’s trying his best to carry on without him, but he’s struggling.
Castiel visits him on one of his low days. He says he wants to take care of him in any way he can. Sam, with his busted-up right arm, asks him for some grooming help. Innocent enough.
Maybe it’s the grief messing with his head. Maybe there’s always been something there, and it’s just now bubbling to the surface. Either way, one thing leads to another, as the old saw goes. Sam seduces his brother’s angel, and it might be exactly what both of them needed.