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    Early in 1845, circumstances conspire to make marriage -- to each other -- unavoidable for Crozier and Fitzjames.

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    2/?
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    Leo loves music, getting lost in Wikipedia wormholes, and the connection he has with Guang Hong, a connection which is buried under jokes.

    Guang Hong likes Leo, but Leo's teasing leaves him frustrated. Very frustrated.

    (This is basically 1/3 sitcom, 1/3 adventure, and 1/3 porn.)

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    33,706
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    15
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    15
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    1
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    “Dad, I don’t like Mr Thanos. He’s an alien.” Peter insisted.

    “He’s not an alien.” Tony sighed, turning the car into the road leading to Little Heroes Kindergarten. “I know what you’re trying to say, but you can’t keep shouting things like that in public, especially in this political climate-”

    A collection of oneshots and short arcs in an AU where Thanos is Peter's kindergarten teacher. 75% crack, 25% plot. (Ongoing - see latest chapter for update details)

    CONTAINS NO A4 SPOILERS

    Language:
    English
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    88,094
    Chapters:
    24/25
    Comments:
    406
    Kudos:
    1230
    Bookmarks:
    215
    Hits:
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    “What the hell is that,” Tsunade says, squinting at the pale lavender sphere on the kitchen table. It’s sitting in a nest of blankets.

    “It’s my baby,” Sakumo says proudly, giving the outside a soothing rub.

    Tsunade stares at him, then the sphere, and then back to him. “Your baby. That’s your baby.”

    “Well, of course,” Sakumo nods. “He showed up right after Kaguya and I, well, you know.” Sakumo looks down at the sphere to coo at it. “You started so small, didn’t you? You’re growing so well, I think!”

    Tsunade pinches the bridge of her nose. “Hatake, please don’t tell me I have to give you the birds and the bees talk.”

    ---

    (The perfectly normal story of Kakashi's birth)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1614
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    Rey is an overworked and under-appreciated customer service representative at the worst job of her life - a call center. The only positive is Finn, her charming and effervescent friend and co-worker, whom she also happens to have a massive crush on. She’s too damn nervous to figure out how to ask him out, of course, so she finds herself massively stuck.

    Finn has been trying to get Rey’s attention for the past year but everything he does keeps falling flat. He’s tried being her friend and tried being obvious, but she just doesn’t seem interested. He’s at the point of giving up but he just can’t seem to get over this stupid crush.

    Everything changes when Rey and Finn both meet an enigmatic stranger who claims to have a solution to their problems. Of course, nothing is ever that simple, and they may find themselves caught in a whirlwind of scenarios, choices, reflections, and feelings, each stranger than the last. Will they figure it out and find a way to be happy with each other, or will they wind up losing something far more precious than just an opportunity?

    Whatever they find, one thing’s for sure: they’re in for far more than they bargained for.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    7
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    3
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    "But this Not-Sensei soulmate guy could be anybody," Naruto whines.

    Sasuke narrows his eyes. "No. He tried to act like Kakashi, use his techniques. He must be familiar with him already..."

    "They could be childhood friends!" Sakura gasps.

    "Sensei has friends?" Naruto asks, squinting at Obito.

    "Or he's a stalker." Sasuke grips the kunai he still hasn't put away.

    "I'm not a stalker," Obito lies, pushing away the kunai edging towards him.

    ----

    (A soulmate bodyswap AU)

    Language:
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    3,576
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    789
    Bookmarks:
    189
    Hits:
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    Mark Fischbach, eligible bachelor, world traveler, and painting extraordinaire can't catch a break in the romance department. Will he find love on his new television show, Mark of Love?

    Language:
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    13,293
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    102
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    In which we take the prompt,
    "Embarrassing package that character A ordered accidentally gets delivered to character B's house au," and try to imagine how Sousuke and Haru might handle things. What could possibly go wrong?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,980
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    832
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    Альтернатива стандартной линии событий о последнем Драконорожденном, которому пророчеством Древнего Свитка поручено остановить Пожирателя Мира и отвратить конец света. Он норд, высок, могуч, красив, ловок и всё такое прочее, скукота... а еще горяч и вспыльчив, не дурак выпить, склонен к глупостям и странным выходкам.. и очень сильно склонен к одному дракону, который отказывается признавать такие вещи, как сердечная тяга и привязанность смертного существа.

    Различные анатомические и не только обоснуи присутствуют. Но ни на минуту нельзя забывать, что это невыносимая комедия и фарс!

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    109
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    This is smut. This is comedic smut. This is a bona-fide superlemon. This is Kunzite and Mamoru doing the rumpy-pumpy and Usagi and Minako doing the hanky-panky, and the rest of the story -- because there is an actual plot -- is a vehicle for this unapologetic word pr0n, this unabashed verbal turpitude, this errrrrrotica.

    It is a crackfic. It is also based REALLY loosely on the original Buffy movie, surprise! It's also set in MONTRÉAL because why not. This is very very very queer, extremely explicit, and pretty damn kinky, and absolutely inappropriate for underage readers. Haters will be soundly mocked.

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    English
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    19,451
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    290
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    John wants to learn to perform one of Sherlock's naughty tricks. No-one emerges intact. Because, you know, it's them.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1147
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    Powered by sake, Sesshomaru crashes Rin's wedding.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    17
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    2
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    401
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    “I need advisers,” he says. “Not more of Hux’s people, raised up through the First Order. My own people.”

    “I don’t belong to you. I don’t want to.”

    His face remains impassive, but he shifts in his seat, leaning back. I picture his posture, his long legs folded in front of him. “That is not what I meant,” he says. “By my own people, I mean people like me.”

    “Jedi?”

    “I’m not a Jedi.” He speaks the word like he wants set it on fire.

    “Yeah, you and me both,” I say. “Then Force sensitive people, you mean. From what I recall, things don’t turn out so well for our kind of people around you.”

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    Chapters:
    51/51
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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    Pete meets someone at a party who seems to be up to the same thing as him: he is wrong

    (Titles! Kill me please)

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    English
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    4,110
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    170
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    Modern AU, small town physiotherapist clinic. Fury’s the physio, Max is a drifter with a gammy leg. Silly fluffy shippy nonsense with some sad bits and a pretty solid soundtrack. No car chases or shoot ‘em ups (all drama of that nature occurs off-stage).

    Kind of a follow on from The Shipping Forecast, but no prior reading necessary.

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    English
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    44,692
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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    Deputy Stiles Stilinski's boss is ruining his life. Instead of learning how to become a cop, Stiles spends his days taking his boss on inane errands on the off chance she'll come into contact with a jilted lover. Unfortunately the chances of this happening aren't as off as Stiles would like and he's got to find a way to curb the negative effects of his boss's wiles.

    He goes looking for a florist to help him put a plan in motion, and may just find the love of his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,246
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    303
    Bookmarks:
    51
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    rogue 1. an individual exhibiting an inferior biological variation. 2. a likable or attractive scoundrel. 3. possessed of an abnormally savage or unpredictable disposition. 4. separate; no longer obedient, belonging, or accepted.

    A gentrified, middle-child Omega will have to learn the 'old ways' from a trio of feral Alphas if he wants to save the family homestead from his feckless older brother.

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    English
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    4,210
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    1598
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    Ever since the death of his father, Tony has dedicated his life to eradicating Hydra from the oceans he calls home. But when he becomes Hydra's captive, it's pirate Captain Bucky and his trusty crew to the rescue! Can these reluctant allies work together to stop Queen Nefaria's evil plan to start a war utilizing a Hydra army and their secret weapon? Find out in this Marvel-ous reimagining of The Princess Bride.

    [Fic by blue_pointer, art by MassiveSpaceWren]

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    English
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    15,274
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
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    83
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    12
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    Lilia Baranovskaya tells Christophe Giacometti, in no uncertain terms, that no classical choreographer would take him seriously, least of all her. It's not until after the divorce, when Christophe seeks her out during the intermission for Tale of the Sleeping Prince, while Lilia is very bored and a little drunk, that getting out of Moscow feels like a great idea. Once the announcement is made, there's no turning back:

     

    Programme!: Broadway's Giacometti Announces Next Project Guyselle, Ex-Bolshoi Prima to Choreograph

     

    In which Lilia discovers that producing a show with Christophe is not for the feint of art.

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    English
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    7,480
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    339
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    Batman and Superman work well as a team. They know what to do about the jewel thief on board their cruise ship, but what will the World’s Finest do about sharing a bedroom with a handsome stranger who knows their most intimate secret?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,232
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    3354

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