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    “Dad, I don’t like Mr Thanos. He’s an alien.” Peter insisted.

    “He’s not an alien.” Tony sighed, turning the car into the road leading to Little Heroes Kindergarten. “I know what you’re trying to say, but you can’t keep shouting things like that in public, especially in this political climate-”

    A collection of oneshots and short arcs in an AU where Thanos is Peter's kindergarten teacher. 80% crack, 20% plot. (Ongoing - see latest chapter for update details)

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    English
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    49,372
    Chapters:
    15/18
    Comments:
    302
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    976
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    160
    Hits:
    14083
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    This is smut. This is comedic smut. This is a bona-fide superlemon. This is Kunzite and Mamoru doing the rumpy-pumpy and Usagi and Minako doing the hanky-panky, and the rest of the story -- because there is an actual plot -- is a vehicle for this unapologetic word pr0n, this unabashed verbal turpitude, this errrrrrotica.

    It is a crackfic. It is also based REALLY loosely on the original Buffy movie, surprise! It's also set in MONTRÉAL because why not. This is very very very queer, extremely explicit, and pretty damn kinky, and absolutely inappropriate for underage readers. Haters will be soundly mocked.

    Language:
    English
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    6,582
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    63
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    John wants to learn to perform one of Sherlock's naughty tricks. No-one emerges intact. Because, you know, it's them.

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    English
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    7,538
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    571
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    Powered by sake, Sesshomaru crashes Rin's wedding.

    Language:
    English
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    3,907
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    201
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    Early in 1845, circumstances conspire to make marriage -- to each other -- unavoidable for Crozier and Fitzjames.

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    3,374
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    459
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    “I need advisers,” he says. “Not more of Hux’s people, raised up through the First Order. My own people.”

    “I don’t belong to you. I don’t want to.”

    His face remains impassive, but he shifts in his seat, leaning back. I picture his posture, his long legs folded in front of him. “That is not what I meant,” he says. “By my own people, I mean people like me.”

    “Jedi?”

    “I’m not a Jedi.” He speaks the word like he wants set it on fire.

    “Yeah, you and me both,” I say. “Then Force sensitive people, you mean. From what I recall, things don’t turn out so well for our kind of people around you.”

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    English
    Words:
    147,490
    Chapters:
    51/51
    Comments:
    195
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2228
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    Pete meets someone at a party who seems to be up to the same thing as him: he is wrong

    (Titles! Kill me please)

    Language:
    English
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    4,110
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    148
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    Modern AU, small town physiotherapist clinic. Fury’s the physio, Max is a drifter with a gammy leg. Silly fluffy shippy nonsense with some sad bits and a pretty solid soundtrack. No car chases or shoot ‘em ups (all drama of that nature occurs off-stage).

    Kind of a follow on from The Shipping Forecast, but no prior reading necessary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,692
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    603
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    Deputy Stiles Stilinski's boss is ruining his life. Instead of learning how to become a cop, Stiles spends his days taking his boss on inane errands on the off chance she'll come into contact with a jilted lover. Unfortunately the chances of this happening aren't as off as Stiles would like and he's got to find a way to curb the negative effects of his boss's wiles.

    He goes looking for a florist to help him put a plan in motion, and may just find the love of his life.

    Language:
    English
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    23,246
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    290
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    4070
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    rogue 1. an individual exhibiting an inferior biological variation. 2. a likable or attractive scoundrel. 3. possessed of an abnormally savage or unpredictable disposition. 4. separate; no longer obedient, belonging, or accepted.

    A gentrified, middle-child Omega will have to learn the 'old ways' from a trio of feral Alphas if he wants to save the family homestead from his feckless older brother.

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    4,210
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1350
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    Leonard McCoy is just not cut out to be a male fairy godmother. Even his boss, the overindulgent Jim Kirk, is getting exasperated with him. Then McCoy is given an ultimatum: he must either grant three wishes to someone who is in dire need of hope and reassurance--and succeed at it--or he is out!

    Federation Command has selected an impossible candidate for McCoy. A sheltered Vulcan princeling, possessor of everything but a life, is to be McCoy's last chance to prove himself. McCoy must teach the Vulcan how to live, which will be difficult since McCoy doesn't believe in life, or magic, himself.

    But then he goes and really messes everything up by falling in love with the guy.

     

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    English
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    27,570
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    31
    Hits:
    944
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    Ever since the death of his father, Tony has dedicated his life to eradicating Hydra from the oceans he calls home. But when he becomes Hydra's captive, it's pirate Captain Bucky and his trusty crew to the rescue! Can these reluctant allies work together to stop Queen Nefaria's evil plan to start a war utilizing a Hydra army and their secret weapon? Find out in this Marvel-ous reimagining of The Princess Bride.

    [Fic by blue_pointer, art by MassiveSpaceWren]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,274
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1390
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    Lilia Baranovskaya tells Christophe Giacometti, in no uncertain terms, that no classical choreographer would take him seriously, least of all her. It's not until after the divorce, when Christophe seeks her out during the intermission for Tale of the Sleeping Prince, while Lilia is very bored and a little drunk, that getting out of Moscow feels like a great idea. Once the announcement is made, there's no turning back:

     

    Programme!: Broadway's Giacometti Announces Next Project Guyselle, Ex-Bolshoi Prima to Choreograph

     

    In which Lilia discovers that producing a show with Christophe is not for the feint of art.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    38
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    9
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    284
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    Альтернатива стандартной линии событий о последнем Драконорожденном, которому пророчеством Древнего Свитка поручено остановить Пожирателя Мира и отвратить конец света. Он норд, высок, могуч, красив, ловок и всё такое прочее, скукота... а еще горяч и вспыльчив, не дурак выпить, склонен к глупостям и странным выходкам.. и очень сильно склонен к одному дракону, который отказывается признавать такие вещи, как сердечная тяга и привязанность смертного существа.

    Различные анатомические и не только обоснуи присутствуют. Но ни на минуту нельзя забывать, что это невыносимая комедия и фарс!

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    Русский
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    6,986
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    85
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    Batman and Superman work well as a team. They know what to do about the jewel thief on board their cruise ship, but what will the World’s Finest do about sharing a bedroom with a handsome stranger who knows their most intimate secret?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,232
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2841
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    Neal Caffery has been known to get under Peter Burke's skin. While at work, Agent Peter Burke tries to reign in his annoyance and resolve differences with an air of professionalism. Off-hours, he's maaaybe a bit more petty and vindictive than he would otherwise be. El can't help noticing certain trends and undercurrents in the way Peter deals with Neal. Peter has no idea what his wife finds so amusing. Neal has never been so sexually frustrated in his life.

    Language:
    English
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    664
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    227
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    COMPLETE. Post-TLJ farcical Reylo story. Kylo Ren just can't seem to get Rey's attention no matter what he does, so he asks for advice from Hux and Phasma. Hux says become the hero Rey wants. Phasma says ignore her. Kylo Ren does both, and Rey panics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,144
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    909
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    Under the watchful eye of Alya, Marinette and Adrien discover that alcohol is a powerful social lubricant. One very informative game of truth or dare later, two drunk teens have to sneak out of bed and go save Paris.

    Sure hope that doesn't become a theme.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    240,976
    Chapters:
    37/69
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1566
    Kudos:
    1999
    Bookmarks:
    288
    Hits:
    51078
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    River wanted just one thing. Her last popsicle in the freezer. But she comes home to find it gone and the Doctor there. A madcap adventure starts then.

    Language:
    English
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    1,531
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    202
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    When a love note from Aiden misses its mark, Nick and Seiji get caught up in the chaos.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,858
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    473

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