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Putting the Damage On by Zippa6
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars
20 Aug 2018
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“I need advisers,” he says. “Not more of Hux’s people, raised up through the First Order. Not the Knights of Ren. My own people.”
“Yours yours yours,” I say. “I don’t belong to you. I don’t want to.”
His face remains impassive, but he shifts in his seat, leaning back. I picture his posture, his long legs folded in front of him. “That is not what I meant,” he says. “By my own people, I mean people like me.”
“Jedi?”
“I’m not a Jedi.” He speaks the word like he wants set it on fire.
“Yeah, you and me both,” I say. “Then Force sensitive people, you mean. From what I recall, things don’t turn out so well for our kind of people around you.”
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Eight years ago, Miranda Galan survived the Jedi Killer. Having escaped the fate of the other students, she has been hiding on the Outer Rim planet Gaia. But now Kylo Ren has found her, but his intentions are not what she fears: The Supreme Leader, still tormented by Rey’s rejection during what should be his moment of greatest triumph, seeks the counsel of someone who once knew him. But his return to her life places them both in danger — Kylo Ren of seeking the light, and Mira of falling into darkness.
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Little Heroes Kindergarten by peppypear
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
18 Aug 2018
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“Dad, I don’t like Mr Thanos. He’s an alien.” Peter insisted.
“He’s not an alien.” Tony sighed, turning the car into the road leading to Little Heroes Kindergarten. “I know what you’re trying to say, but you can’t keep shouting things like that in public, especially in this political climate-”
AU where Thanos is Peter's kindergarten teacher. 80% crack, 20% plot. (Ongoing)
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Ordinary People by KirkyPet
Fandoms: Mad Max: Fury Road, Mad Max Series (Movies), Christopher Brookmyre
31 Jul 2018
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Modern AU, small town physiotherapist clinic. Fury’s the physio, Max is a drifter with a gammy leg. Silly fluffy shippy nonsense with some sad bits and a pretty solid soundtrack. No car chases or shoot ‘em ups (all drama of that nature occurs off-stage).
Kind of a follow on from The Shipping Forecast, but no prior reading necessary.
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Deputy Stiles Stilinski's boss is ruining his life. Instead of learning how to become a cop, Stiles spends his days taking his boss on inane errands on the off chance she'll come into contact with a jilted lover. Unfortunately the chances of this happening aren't as off as Stiles would like and he's got to find a way to curb the negative effects of his boss's wiles.
He goes looking for a florist to help him put a plan in motion, and may just find the love of his life.
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rogue 1. an individual exhibiting an inferior biological variation. 2. a likable or attractive scoundrel. 3. possessed of an abnormally savage or unpredictable disposition. 4. separate; no longer obedient, belonging, or accepted.
A gentrified, middle-child Omega will have to learn the 'old ways' from a trio of feral Alphas if he wants to save the family homestead from his feckless older brother.
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The Crooked Wand by StellarLibraryLady
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
09 Jul 2018
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Leonard McCoy is just not cut out to be a male fairy godmother. Even his boss, the overindulgent Jim Kirk, is getting exasperated with him. Then McCoy is given an ultimatum: he must either grant three wishes to someone who is in dire need of hope and reassurance--and succeed at it--or he is out!
Federation Command has selected an impossible candidate for McCoy. A sheltered Vulcan princeling, possessor of everything but a life, is to be McCoy's last chance to prove himself. McCoy must teach the Vulcan how to live, which will be difficult since McCoy doesn't believe in life, or magic, himself.
But then he goes and really messes everything up by falling in love with the guy.
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- Part 37 of Star Trek The Gentle Seasons Series
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The Pirate Groom by blue_pointer, MassiveSpaceWren
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel (Comics), Avengers Academy (Video Game)
27 Jun 2018
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Ever since the death of his father, Tony has dedicated his life to eradicating Hydra from the oceans he calls home. But when he becomes Hydra's captive, it's pirate Captain Bucky and his trusty crew to the rescue! Can these reluctant allies work together to stop Queen Nefaria's evil plan to start a war utilizing a Hydra army and their secret weapon? Find out in this Marvel-ous reimagining of The Princess Bride.
[Fic by blue_pointer, art by MassiveSpaceWren]
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Lilia Baranovskaya tells Christophe Giacometti, in no uncertain terms, that no classical choreographer would take him seriously, least of all her. It's not until after the divorce, when Christophe seeks her out during the intermission for Tale of the Sleeping Prince, while Lilia is very bored and a little drunk, that getting out of Moscow feels like a great idea. Once the announcement is made, there's no turning back:
Programme!: Broadway's Giacometti Announces Next Project Guyselle, Ex-Bolshoi Prima to Choreograph
In which Lilia discovers that producing a show with Christophe is not for the feint of art.
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Альтернатива стандартной линии событий о последнем Драконорожденном, которому пророчеством Древнего Свитка поручено остановить Пожирателя Мира и отвратить конец света. Он норд, высок, могуч, красив, ловок и всё такое прочее, скукота... а еще горяч и вспыльчив, не дурак выпить, склонен к глупостям и странным выходкам.. и очень сильно склонен к одному дракону, который отказывается признавать такие вещи, как сердечная тяга и привязанность смертного существа.
Различные анатомические и не только обоснуи присутствуют. Но ни на минуту нельзя забывать, что это невыносимая комедия и фарс!
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Batman and Superman work well as a team. They know what to do about the jewel thief on board their cruise ship, but what will the World’s Finest do about sharing a bedroom with a handsome stranger who knows their most intimate secret?
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Neal Caffery has been known to get under Peter Burke's skin. While at work, Agent Peter Burke tries to reign in his annoyance and resolve differences with an air of professionalism. Off-hours, he's maaaybe a bit more petty and vindictive than he would otherwise be. El can't help noticing certain trends and undercurrents in the way Peter deals with Neal. Peter has no idea what his wife finds so amusing. Neal has never been so sexually frustrated in his life.
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COMPLETE. Post-TLJ farcical Reylo story. Kylo Ren just can't seem to get Rey's attention no matter what he does, so he asks for advice from Hux and Phasma. Hux says become the hero Rey wants. Phasma says ignore her. Kylo Ren does both, and Rey panics.
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Under the watchful eye of Alya, Marinette and Adrien discover that alcohol is a powerful social lubricant. One very informative game of truth or dare later, two drunk teens have to sneak out of bed and go save Paris.
Sure hope that doesn't become a theme.
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River wanted just one thing. Her last popsicle in the freezer. But she comes home to find it gone and the Doctor there. A madcap adventure starts then.
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When a love note from Aiden misses its mark, Nick and Seiji get caught up in the chaos.
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"O cómo Jim debería aprender a cerrar el pico".
Un "desafortunado" comentario del Médico en Jefe en una de sus interminables peleas con el Primer Oficial, lleva a éste a solicitar el consejo del capitán.
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Please Don't Mess Around With Me, I'm A Shark Fatality by Celebrate_the_irony
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
24 Mar 2018
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"Wade would be fine with it except he’s not even mentioned by name he’s just Peter Parker’s homewrecker mutant gay lover. Which is great, that’s what he’s always wanted to be known as, ever since he was a little boy. His childhood dreams are now a reality."
Or Peter assumed Wade could read into context clues and wasn't a complete idiot. Peter assumed wrong.
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Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."
"A club," said Kakashi, flat.
"Yep. A... babysitter's club."
"I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.
"Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.
"In red and black."
"Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.
He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.
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(Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)
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The Comment Box by AnnaOnTheMoon for GottaHaveAName
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation
12 Mar 2018
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The Enterprise receives orders from command to put up comment boxes in the departments. The results are not good.
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[Podfic] Spider-Man: Homecoming - How It Could Have Ended by RsCreighton for blue_pointer
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
13 Feb 2018
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What was Pepper's "I think we can do better than that" announcement to the press at the end of Homecoming? Who has Tony asked to be the next Captain America now that Steve is persona non grata? Where the hell were Deadpool and Rhodey for this entire fucking movie? How has Tony been coping with his PTSD in the wake of Civil War? What if he had a Bucky to turn to?
Find answers to these and other burning questions in the fic below!