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jade harley is the greatest character of all time. she's like if i was happy



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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    Dr. Harley has been missing in action for three months. When his wife and student-slash-sorta-daughter hunt him down, they find a devil dog and a little girl who is alarmingly smart but not very articulate.

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    19 May 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    A girl with a smile as wide as her heart is open, her curly mass of hair clinging to her brown skin-

    Jade Harley. Your personal Achilles' heel. The reason why you now, sit curled up in your chair fawning over the sight of pixels but what you see as so, so, much more.

    She wears sleeveless turtlenecks that showcase her arm and back muscles, and the sharp fanged smile that shows that she knows-
    Kanaya Maryam, everyone. To say she is the sun would be insufficient.

     

    You, Rose Lalonde, are in love. Nobody must ever know.

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    17 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    The clippers feel good in your hand. Like your knitting needles, they feel reliable and solid in your grip, like an extension of your arm, wielding them to inflict damage on whatever you choose. The familiar sound of Jade’s thumping footsteps echo down the corridor.

     

    She spots you and moves towards you until she’s close enough to gently rub her knuckles against your newly shaved head. She seems fascinated by your hair, or lack thereof, and by definition, fascinated by you. Her fingers feel soft and feather-light against your scalp and you focus on her own hair, (thick and black and distinctive, tumbling over her shoulders in an endearing mess) in order to avoid looking directly at her, and her inquisitive expression and wide green eyes and beautiful face, currently so, so close to yours. It’s simultaneously intensely flattering and absolutely unbearable. You, mortifyingly, blush uncontrollably.
     

    or, Rose shaves her head, pines after Jade, and overuses haircuts as a metaphor for her emotions.

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    17 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    You're pretty sure that Jade has noticed your obsession with her, but she still hasn't said anything about it. You were also postive that she has more than a passing interest in you too. But nothing ever happens. It's like the two of you are dancing around your mutual attraction, never addressing it directly, but all too happy to indulge in the little things. Cuddling whenever you were together, touching for longer than normal. It was all driving you crazy. It had been years of that and now...now you want more.
    You hope Jade will give you what you want too.
    AKA:
    Shameless Jade/Rose smut.

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    16 May 2026

  5. Rec 3

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    A series of peeks into a post-game Homestuck AU where-- wait for it-- Earth C sucks. Please heed tags-- this series is meant to be dark, disturbing, and otherwise unpleasant to read.

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    16 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i'm sorry this made me giggle a little