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    Karkat Vantas has been a fan of indie film duo Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde for years. When he got a chance to work with them, he pounced. After auditioning for the role of the lead detective, in some sort of experimental noir film, he received news of his newfound employment with the film crew of his dreams. On top of that, it turns out many of his friends also managed to land various roles in the film. It's a wonderful start to the career of this bright-eyed, enthusiastic fan-and-actor, but he soon finds himself in some hot water.

    Aside from the fact that Dave Strider is nothing like he expected, it turns out that Karkat Vantas' admiration is more akin to a crush. His best friend is sleeping with the assistant director, and his other best friend has refused to take any stance on the matter. That's three train wrecks too many for a man just starting out in acting.

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    A soon-to-be demon empress takes interest in a peasant girl...nothing complicated will come out of that probably.

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    (No Sburb/Sgrub AU)

    The year is 2020, and the world is ravaged by a mysterious Red Plague. Possibly the worlds closest group of teens has been torn apart because of it. Scattered further than ever imagined possible, this group of struggling friends has two things to hold onto. Stray radio signals and hope, one of which they're all losing fast. Is there a light at the end of the tunnel?

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    As always, the most important events of June Egbert's life fall on her birthdays. On her 19th, however, she decides that more than wellwishing might be called for.

    Written for Gamblignant8's June Egbert Jam.

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    The trolls have lost Alternia and all of their territories to an alien invasion and had to escape to a new planet. The remaining trolls are weakened due to being overtaken by an opposing force greater then them. The trolls land on earth where they are greeted with unhappy humans. The trolls don't want a war they can't win, so they make a peace treaty to let the troll live peacefully. Some humans aren't as friendly as others. This is the story of how they adapt to the new world the live in.

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    After a cathartic conversation, Rose is left with some... feelings. Nothing a thorough wifely ravishing can't fix.

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    Transcend, forget, remember, heal, make out with your hot media theory classmate if you can summon up the chutzpah. Vriska is there. Earth C and most of its gods have a lot of healing to do. Jake is excited to be included. One story ends, and life, in its infinite complexity, goes on.

    What happens after the conclusion of The Grand Battement of the Learned? Well, this.

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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    Just a collection of twitfics! Some, probably too long to be called such. If you have a prompt, feel free to leave a comment!
    Titles are going to be the request I got, unless they get too long

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    Rose Lalonde is changing. She is surpassing the limits of her aspect and transforming into her Ultimate Self, which should be good news for her friends and family. Unfortunately, it is giving the poor girl a bad case of... Incorporeality. Kanaya and Dirk will have to work fast to figure out a more permanent solution to house Rose's ever-expanding soul.

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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

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    Drawn heart patterned shapes and phalluses, what better way to find an excuse to hang out with your crush?

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    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you've decided to stay at school over winter break. In an attempt to distract from the desolate emptiness of your campus, you spend an evening early in the break at a coffee shop you've never been to before, where you meet a beautiful stranger. From there, things go both very wrong and very, very right.

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    corny davekat fic to feed the endless void in my soul.
    it's set on the meteor and basically how they got together an shit.
    also made to work with my other fic, Dead kids: be alive again.
    but this would technically be a prequel so you don't need to read that first.

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    Hidden in the darkness of this new world lies the mysteries of untold truths from long ago. Fallen friends and foes alike will rise from the darkest void of paradox space. The game was played, and our heroes achieved victory. The time will come for a new game to reveal itself, this game will decide the fate of this new world, and the fates of our heroes.

    This new challenge will come in time, however, a young man needs to celebrate his upcoming birthday.

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    'Here’s the scenario,’ Rose had said, a little breathless with excitement. 'I’m asleep. You're a vampire. You come upon me in my sleep and are so enamoured you must have me. The challenge is to see how far you can get before I wake up.’

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    (I HEAVILY RECOMMEND YOU READ THE EPILOGUES BEFORE READING THIS)

    The Muse looked up, black eyes reflecting the streaks of green light streaming into the black hole, the taste of blood still lingering in her mouth
    "The Prince is coming"
    _____________________________
    (VRISKA): Terezi come oooooooon answer you're phone already
    (VRISKA): Pick up!!!!!!!!
    (VRISKA): gog DAMN IT TEREZI

    She puts the phone in her pocket. "Come on, Lalonde, follow me"
    "Where are we going?"
    (Vriska) points at up to the night sky as a drone flies overhead, "We're gonna highjack a ship"
    Vriska's eyes widened and a grin spread across her face,
    "Fuck. Yes."

     

    (Tags will be updated as the fic progresses)

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    The epilogues were just...real bad. This is me blatantly ignoring canon and substituting my own.

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    Primarily Gamtav and Davekat but there will be other ships added in here and there. This is one of my AU's where the highbloods have "slaves" even though they aren't forced, they are still treated like nothing but slaves and are not to be respected, they do the respecting. The "slaves" have matching chokers with their owners. The "slaves" have a choker in their blood color, and the owners choker is either white or black depending on their status. white being aristocrat-icy and black being royalty. Tavros, being a bronze blood, had a septum nose ring (yknow cause Taurus= bull lol kill me) like all other bronze bloods. Gamzee has several piercings (piercings are kind-of a sign of ownership, dominance, and power. I don't why, but yea.) everything else is explained in the story lol.

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    Alpha Dave Strider is famous, cool, and basically living under a poorly-managed dictatorship. One day, he sees a zap in his room.

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