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    The following fanfiction contains course language, and due to its content, should not be read by anyone.

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    A dead Dave turns the psychoanalytic tables on Rose, trying to get her to remember the circumstances surrounding his death, and to help her understand who she really is along the way. As Rose remembers more and more, other dream ghosts enter the same bubble, each adding their own, often conflicting, perspectives on the disastrous root timeline from which they all branched. It's up to her to find some sense in it all.

    Largely canon-compliant in-game fic exploring variations on the GAME OVER timeline from the meteor kids' perspective(s). For those looking for this sort of thing, this is the thing you're looking for. Blends sadstuck, feels jams, intermittent Dave rambles, and shameless Rosemary pandering without apologies. Tags will be added as characters and themes develop. Comments very welcome!

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    Rose Lalonde has been dating the Mothman (or, to be precise, Mothwoman) for a while now. But their courtship is interrupted when they discover an exciting new development for cryptozoology: what may be the larval form of a Mothperson.

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    Unlucky are the ones who never find their soulmate. But even unluckier are the ones who find their soulmate to be someone they cannot have.

    A year into high school, Rose Lalonde realises that she is in love with her teacher, and it doesn't take her very long after that to, to both her horror and delight, realise that her teacher crush is, in fact, her cosmically chosen soulmate.

    Inspired by a soulmate AU where your eyes glow when your soulmate is thinking about you: http://lgbtqwritingprompts.tumblr.com/post/180651057245/a-soulmate-au-where-a-persons-eyes-glow-when

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    "TG: okay while i entirely respect that reaction
    TG: consider
    TG: ...
    CG: DO NOT.
    TG: kinky"

    or, as per the original title, dave crytypes and karkat loses it.

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    Thomas Hope Strider-Vantas has a normal life. Somewhat normal family and a normal house. Everything was great. He was turning fourteen today but after a slight insult at his 14th birthday party and wandering into old attics he gets sent to another universe. Just how normal can you get?

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    It's all in the title

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    One may think that being a God would mean you have an image to uphold.
    If that image is being a cryptic bunch of emotionally damaged assholes who end up having tumblr blogs dedicated to weird sightings of them (essentially every sighting), then the Gods of Earth C are doing something right.

    In which the kids are still just kids trying to cope and they're still not entirely enamoured with being worshipped, but are fucking memes all the same.

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    Tiny ficlets written in response to various prompts.

    27) You hit rock bottom as soon as you stop digging. 26) Rose would be the first to admit she was skeptical of Jade's efforts to introduce all her friends to each other. 25) Dr. Lalonde recruits for Skaia Labs. 24) In which Dave is fed up with John and Terezi's bullshit. 23) Heat versus humidity. 22) They say the Lady of Luck and the Lady of Death were not always the only gods. 21) Aradia considers idiosyncratic methods of caretaking. 20) Dirk contemplates loneliness.

    19) In the first year on the meteor, Rose alchemized a pair of friendship rings. 18) Technically speaking, Rose is a Sagittarius. 17) No regrets at the end of the world. 16) Cardhenge and its implications for Can Town. 15) Kanaya is fairly sure her neighbors consider her a cryptid. 14) War is kind. 13) Calliope considers her other self. 12) Even in the depths of slavery, the Dolorosa spins might-have-beens; the Demoness knows better. 11) Rose courts Kanaya via magnetic poetry and bad memes. 10) But why frogs, really?

    [Full contents inside]

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    Dave and Karkat find themselves being swept into the antics of their friends when they decided to binge Harry Potter only to wake up in a dream bubble shortly after. And forced to roleplay in the place which was the fucking Hogwarts school itself.

    Neither of them had any idea that this major roleplaying was actually just a huge ploy for Dave and Karkat to stop waddling around and finally confess their feelings for each other they so obviously had,

    But nobody had any idea how those events were going to play out, because love is unpredictable.

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    A tale of standard college woes, told in the sleepy town of Skaia, wherein the Skaia College Sloths reign supreme...

    Dave Strider's band is in trouble, primarily because its original drummer was finally busted for selling close to every known illegal drug, and he's determined to fix it. After all, what's a rock star with no drummer? Unfortunately for him, this will lead to a series of inexplicable and uncool events, which ultimately embroil him in a massive stew of interpersonal bullshit.

    Meanwhile, a group of friends, who have declared themselves the Voltron Gang, engage in run-of-the-mill college antics. Such young adult hedonism will, of course, leave them tangled in a web of plot-related fuckery, because this is a fanfiction.

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    "This is because we cheated isn't it?" Dave asked resisting the urge to sigh.

    "Three fucking sessions and this is the hoofbeastshit we have to deal with." Karkat snarled thoroughly fed up.

    "Well, as much as I enjoy the caterwauling these fiends won't dissipate while we stand around woolgathering." Rose remarked far too pleased.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and honestly? You prefer the life you live online. By day you’re a regular social outcast at Valley View High, but on the Internet you are unabashedly KK, the passionate, overzealous talk show host of the radio program Quadrant.

    Until a miscommunication with your ex causes your shit talking show to go viral. Your newfound stardom comes with personal tensions, viruses and threats from an international hacker, and the attention of the fast talking, fast living Dave Strider.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you're in for the ride of your life.

     
    Continuation of the previously orphaned fic

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    Updated: Irregularly

    Rewritten by: Miracle_Novelist and DragonCakie

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    An Alternative Universe in which Roxy is the child of Rose and Kanaya, but things are not as happy as they seem. Rose finds herself pregnant in a time of war, in which she and her friends and family play a large role. Rose lives with the memories of the war, and of her late wifesprit, who may not be as dead as she seems.

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    Karkat Vantas is known for keeping all the bits his friends give him safe, no matter their perceived importance. Dave Strider loved collecting all the little things he finds. But more importantly, Karkat Vantas does not like dave strider (and the universe notes the irony in this)

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    Mankind fell and robots took over the world. But all that is old news, that's not the story you want to hear.
    This is a story about hate, this is a story about love, this is a story about family, this is a story about friendship. This is a story about an underground bunker, robots gaining sentience and two brothers running away from an unknown threat.

    But mostly, this is a story about children growing up after the end of the world.

     

    Updates 14th of every month. Chapters length may vary.

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY OTHER WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    Seven snapshots of Rose's life.

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    Shady Times for Rose Lalonde the most powerful mage on Earth C. She has to deal with the sudden crazy ideas for fetishes by her wife Kanaya who got those from bad human literature and deviantArt. Now Lalonde must deal with an adventurous troll and many binding positions and situations.

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