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    Dave Strider is a 26 year old Anthropology grad student who ends up being the TA for a Media Studies course. The professor, Dr. Karkat Vantas, just happens to be an alien who wants to teach about the intersection of Human and Alternian media.

    This is some seriously self-indulgent stuff where I basically had fun with the idea of an anthropologist and an alien history teacher falling in love. A lot of weird shit is about to go down. This is a slow burn because I legitimately got caught up in writing exchanges.

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    Karkat Vantas' firm rule of forbidding trolls and humans from getting rather too comfortable with each other stays unswerved on the meteor, and Kanaya and Rose never realized just how bothering it was to them.

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    Kanaya reminisces.

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    Jane Crocker has lived her whole life under her mothers thumb as the heiress to the baking empire, Crocker corp, by day. But unbeknownst to her mother, she runs a secret detective agency at night.

    After the announcement of a young woman's death on the radio, a woman named Jasprose comes to Jane with a case that is just a little too personal.

    But Jasprose seems to know more than she lets on, and every time Jane tries to figure her out, she disappears.

    Who is she? And why does she keep flirting with Jane?

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    John is a pizza man. Dave lives with his bro. Shenanigans and a gay singularity ensue.
    Future A/N: Be warned, I wrote this as a youth and now I'm back as a jaded asshole young adult to finish it and make it better and also to clown on my past self. So just, you know. Look out for that.

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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    June always thought her long-distance friends were joking when they talked about magic powers and crystalline horns, or about receiving visions of the future or being able to turn into a giant wolf. That their hesitance to share their addresses was regular human caution or some strange embarrassment. That the fact that she could only communicate with them through an app nobody else could ever seem to find was just some weird quirk of her grandpa's technology. But maybe, it turns out, there's a lot more to the universe than meets the eye.
    A peculiar set of circumstances, a long-whispered prophecy, a house of divine beings. A chance encounter with a rip between worlds sends everything into motion.
    You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.

    (updates every other saturday)

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    John never leaves his house and Kanaya never leaves the grub caves. Rose considers both of these things to be a problem, but she has a solution.

    Wherein John models outfits for Kanaya, the two of them get to know one another, and a gender journey ensues.

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    In which I get incredibly bored during quarantine, and rewrite Twilight, but with Eridan and Sollux. Statistically changed around 75% of the plot, for my own selfish reasons. Still tried to stay true to the original story- and yes, they still sparkle. Not sorry.

    Or, alternatively, in which the main protagonist falls for the local vampire thot and then goes on to make ridiculously reckless decisions. I don’t know, I’ve never watched the anime.

    OR, alternatively, once more, sollux suffers. eridan is here doing things. ps twilight rewrite

    All credit goes to Stephenie Meyer.

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    Pesterlogs from a groupchat between Latula, Equius, Kanya, and Karkat (+some related pesterlogs outside the groupchat)

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    The gang deal with the trials and tribulations, the epic highs and lows, of college aged dating and relationship issues.
    Dave works at the cafe at their university, and is dragged into the fucked up relationships between his friends.
    Karkat tries to fix the aftermath of his relationship with Terezi while deftly avoiding any new feelings he may have for one of her best friends.

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    Rose and Kanaya attempt different approaches at trying to wrangle their children to bed.

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    hi! this is really just for fun and some warm ups to get me back into writing again

    mainly going to be davekat though im open to other ships, if this gains any traction id appreciate any suggestions for any chapters you want to see :)

    round of applause to my bf for helping me with dialogue

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    Sollux grows stronger day by day but she's learned to embrace her psychic powers, running a packed schedule between college, a part time job at an Asian grocery store and helping a group of obnoxious paranormal investigators keep the mayhem of the supernatural at bay. Everything seems like it's going as well, or as well as it can go, until a demon she's never seen before starts harassing her grocery store co-workers and generally being a b-word.

    Edited the tags a little because as I started treating this as less of joke prompt in my mind shit got kind of heavy Doc. Like much heavier on the aggressive scary demonic side of the story. I'm still trying to bring the humor but I feel like I ought to warn y'all what you're in for.

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    She, in your initial perception, is not far from human. The construction of her body, proportions and musculature, do not seem unusual at first glance, but you are looking at her — because how could you look elsewhere? — and you can see it. There is an uncanniness to her form: her spine a bit too long; her eyes, though narrowed, a bit too wide; bones and jade-green veins just barely visible through the translucent of her skin.

    She is inhuman. Vampiric. Monstrous.

    She is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen.


    Rose Lalonde, on the meteor.

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    Nepeta Leijon's mother passed away not even a year ago. Now her older sister is raising her, despite her impending marriage. Nepeta makes time for her friends and their relationships. But can she manage her own?

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    USER REQUEST: Bi rights for kanaya and transmasc rose?

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    “H-hi.” Dave blinks trying and failing to see anything different about Rose. A glimmer of something that indicated that she too did not belong.

    “There is something wrong with you.” She says bluntly.

    --A crack in the timeline breaks the game.

    Dave wakes up the same, but still has to deal with other people's crimes and the injustice of Time.

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    The Guardian, formerly known as the Reader, knows that the battle isn't over yet.

    In which shenanigans ensue, epic friendships are re-ignited, and the war for Alternia has just begun.

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    61/?
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