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    Dave Strider is a vampire, and he also happens to be the subject of a crush by a certain Karkat Vantas. When the first man flees the scene of infatuation, the second enlists the help of his best friend to track down this mysterious creature of the night. Considering that Dave lives with his sister, and that Karkat's dear friend is very, very much in love with women, it's obvious that this entire affair will obviously go off without a hitch. Right? Totally right.

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    On the REAL Earth C, Rose Lalonde has given herself a new task! A new, greater challenge than she's ever undertaken before!
    She's going to be Caliborn's therapist. While he's in a garbage robot body to prevent murders. And he may possibly have written the Epilogue thing that somehow ended up on the main website of some kind of outeruniversal fictionalization of the lives of those who played SBURB.
    Oops.

    But, hey, most therapy has a rocky start! Probably.
    She's never actually therapized anything that isn't a cat before. Therapied? Whatever.

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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

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    One may think that being a God would mean you have an image to uphold.
    If that image is being a cryptic bunch of emotionally damaged assholes who end up having tumblr blogs dedicated to weird sightings of them (essentially every sighting), then the Gods of Earth C are doing something right.

    In which the kids are still just kids trying to cope and they're still not entirely enamoured with being worshipped, but are fucking memes all the same.

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    Rose Lalonde has come to Kanaya Maryam's doorstep far too many times, wet, in tears, and always with one common theme: Men are awful, and she hates having to date them. Of course, she doesn't have to, but she doesn't realize that yet. Kanaya, horribly in love with Rose, is too scared to do anything but watch as Rose continues on this self destructive spiral.

    Until one night, Rose decides that maybe love isn't for her.

    They then make a mistake.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? They're filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    Updated: Irregularly

    Rewritten by: Miracle_Novelist and DragonCakie

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY OTHER WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    When you step through the doorway into the new universe, you remember everything. Every doomed timeline, every offshoot universe, every memory from every you-that-was-but-wasn’t-you.

    It’s fucking the Strilondes up something fierce.

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    Meat, Bread, or Candy, John. Meat, Bread, or Candy.

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    Life on Earth C has been pretty peaceful since the game. Everyone has fallen into normal routines and normal lives. Until Vriska turns up on Earth, bringing news of a new planet, where she intends to build a new planet for the trolls. What starts off as a small project for the trolls turns into something else entirely when old enemies appear and begin to threaten everything they have grown to love. They'll have to fight together one last time if they all want their happy endings.

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    Jade's been thinking a lot recently. Some about her identity, some about her life.

    In the middle of everything, Rose and Kanaya invite her over.

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    Eridan and Sollux have been ditched (not really) by Aradia and Fef, and hate where this is going
    Aradia and Feferi hope they can survive prom being friends
    Dave won’t let Karkat leave this hell already
    Nepeta is REALLY fuckin gay for Terezi, but she can’t just leave her moirail!
    Gamzee promises Tavros that this will be “the single motherfucking greatest moment of your motherfucking life.”
    John is really bad at this
    Dirk’s pretty bad at this too (Let’s admit it Jake is too....hella)
    Rose and Kanaya can’t wait to sip that fresh tea

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    When the beta and alpha kids appear in the middle of the Hargreeves dinner, telling tales of an unbeatable boss, the rekindled superheroes agree to help bring down this massive douche, who had apparently dubbed himself as 'Lord English?'

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    "If you brace for the impact, you lose. You break something, you get whiplash, who knows. Point is, you need to accept it. That you've lost your grip, that you're slipping and you're going to hit that net and you can't do shit about it. It's like... when you're walking, that's just falling, right? You've gotten so used to that forward momentum that you know exactly how to catch yourself and keep moving. You don't get caught up on one step and trip on your face. That's the trick. You need to accept the fall, ride it out."

    Dave Strider is a photography student who recently was accepted for an internship at a prominent newspaper, along with his sister Rose, an aspiring investigative journalist. They're both assigned to look into a circus that's based in Houston and, despite many attempts from the press, remains ambiguous. However, Dave finds himself pulled towards a surly aerialist with a chip on his shoulder the size of Mount Everest, and begins to see through the glamorous facade of life in a circus.

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    She doesn't know how long it's been when she cracks her eyes open and sees Dave, and for a moment she panics because she's still in her wedding dress and he's gonna see her and everything is gonna be ruined but she looks down at herself to find that her bridesmaids have taken care of her. Her wedding dress is nowhere to be seen (likely taken back to Rose and Kanaya's apartment where it won't be forgotten tomorrow) and she's in one of Dave's shirts and some pajama pants.

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    Rose Lalonde has a one-sided conversation with you, Rose Lalonde

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    The game is over, and everything is perfect... sort of. Not much can mend the wounds of the past, but at least everyone is safe now... right?

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    Few people know of them. The gods of ages past, the rulers of the eight essential forces of the world, are little more than outdated drivel, rejected by most mainstream inhabitants of an increasingly industrializing world. After all, they haven't helped in thousands of years. Where they once walked among men, they are now little more than whispers of an ancient, lost set of ideals.

    So, imagine one man's shock when construction work on his whale oil plant's new warehouse awakens a god no one believes in anymore.

    (This AU is based heavily on the pseudo-Victorian/Edwardian setting of the Dishonored series. Not that you need to have played or even understand the game.)

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    Season Two of SkyStuck

    A silly little space opera written by a silly little person.

    With all this going on you can’t possibly imagine things getting worse, but they do. With all this going wrong you can’t possibly imagine things getting better, but they do. Waking up in nefarious hospitals, spinning unprotected through the vacuum at the speed of light with your closest friend, tapping into higher dimensions of space and time and reuniting with long lost pals, losing them too. You’ve made your way off the planet you were stuck on for weeks, back into the sky, out of the water. Now you have to break the silence, breach the surface. Rise up.

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