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    Who understands Alphas, anyway; they’re mysteries, wrapped in enigmas, dusted with hormones and deep-fried in a vat of unquenchable rage.

    And Ben, he’s a classic, textbook example. Rey doesn’t need his intensity in her life. Rey was quite happy to steer clear of him, as long as he wants to be like… well, like that.

    And he’d been like that ever since she hired on. Always testy around her, always scowling, stomping, difficult. But he produced excellent code, so… maybe management was sympathetic.

    Then again, maybe he just had someone’s incriminating photographs, and was holding them over their heads, who knew.

    OR: Ben Solo: Wunderkind developer, office Alpha, noted cantankerous asshole, gets stuck in an elevator with Rey Johnson: New hire, ray of literal sunshine, progressive Omega who seriously does not have time for this. Hilarity / Drama ensues.

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    Chapters:
    8/9
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    818
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    1387
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    285
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    A lot of things happen here... Set roughly ten years after Weirdmageddon.

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    1/?
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    5
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    55
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    President Blake and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

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    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    47
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    4
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    820
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    Waylon Park is held in Mount Massive for two weeks before the Walrider disaster.

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    106,124
    Chapters:
    34/46
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    84
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    192
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    26
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    2991
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    A week or two after the Benizakura incident, Hijikata is still unsatisfied with the report Yamazaki gave him on Sakata Gintoki's potential involvement, so he does some investigating of his own. Absolutely nothing goes the way he wants it to.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    34
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    4
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    249
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    What would happen if Kara Zor-El and Kal-El had landed at the same time? How different would everyone's lives be because of it?

    Asher Ellison, husband to one Cat Grant, or at least as far as outward appearances go, hires a new nanny for Cat's soon to be four year old son Carter named Kara Danvers.

    Language:
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    285,329
    Chapters:
    55/?
    Comments:
    481
    Kudos:
    1026
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    93
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    22930
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    If they can pull themselves together, maybe they'll find a way to deny the prophesy.

    That is, if there's anything left worth saving.

    Its debatable.

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    Language:
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    60,477
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    946
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    Jimin looks just as miserable from where he sits across from Jungkook, although it may have more to do with the fact that he’s woefully underdressed and overwhelmingly out of his league than anything else.

    He knows what this all looks like to the dozens of rich onlookers side-eying him curiously and making him more nervous than he already was. Him, sitting awkwardly across from Jungkook in his sleek black suit, who looks like he’s right at home in this type of environment. Jimin looks like a street urchin scooped up off the street by a rich, albeit lonely, chaebol who is looking for company. That kind of company. For all these old men who keep staring at the back of Jimin’s head like it might catch on fire know, he’s just there to eat like a king for a night and in exchange do the walk of shame out of a five star hotel room the next morning.

    And he just wanted ice cream.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    827
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    Steve goes out to the quarry on a cold spring night with the intention of ending his life. He doesn't expect to find Billy Hargrove of all people standing at the edge of the quarry in the moonlight, looking like an angel that fell to earth.

    The boys struggle to form a friendship, while each struggling with their own feelings about life and their budding feelings for each other.

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    20,048
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2321
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    Fourth Grade for Tweek and Craig passed in a flash, and through it all they learned that having each other was better than facing the world alone. But now they're going into Fifth Grade, and despite the new principal, they're determined to make this a better year than the last.

    Except South Park is as South Park does, and between struggling with the feelings they don't understand and fighting against the crazy that's being thrown at them, it'll be a miracle if both of them make it out of this alive.

    But at least they'll always have each other, right?

    You know how it is my dudes, you're in for a long and bumpy ass ride.

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    32,161
    Chapters:
    8/110
    Comments:
    163
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    3125
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    “You’ve spent your whole life in a cage, haven’t you?”

    Izuku said nothing.

    “All those NPCs say that there’s something wrong with you, don’t they?” He scoffed, voice dripping with choleric hatred. “But they’re wrong. You’re not broken. You’re powerful.”

    There were lots of things keeping Midoriya Izuku from being a hero. For one, he was Quirkless, an objective disadvantage in a field so reliant on Quirks—that alone would make him lucky to wind up a sidekick, let alone an independent hero.

    And the diagnosis was probably a minus.

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    66,280
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    525
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    828
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    196
    Hits:
    10569
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    Dirk's always kept his wings hidden. Or at least, he has ever since the first time Blackwing captured him. And nothing's going to change that. Not even a gunshot wound.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    7
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    246
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    Sidney knows something is up but he can’t be sure what it was. The entire practice the team has been watching him, covertly, or what passes as covert with them. And to make matters worse Geno has disappeared, which is a red flag. Geno never leaves early.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    7
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    50
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    14
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    1121
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    Hashirama must have a sixth sense for whenever his brother is on the verge of finally getting laid. Tobirama and Madara might or might not have a thing going, if ever they actually got to the thing at all!

    (A series of unfortunate cockblocking events in the form of a sketchy comic, some quite NSFW.)

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    29/?
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    82
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    It's an old saying.

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    50,275
    Chapters:
    25/25
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    57
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    81
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    6
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    1034
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    Instead of being returned to Toulon once he reveals the truth in Arras, Valjean is sold to the highest bidder after his second trial.

    Javert has never intended to acquire a slave and certainly doesn't own enough money to acquire the infamous Jean Valjean--and yet he suddenly finds himself in possession of the man whom he he tried to unmask for so long. As the years pass and the balance of power shifts and shifts again, their journey takes them from Montreuil to a convent and even to the barricades of June 1832. But as tension shifts to fraught desire, the ghosts of the past continue to haunt them, especially when Valjean suddenly finds himself responsible for the well-being of a little girl...

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    254,362
    Chapters:
    93/95
    Comments:
    1247
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    868
    Bookmarks:
    64
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    Yuri Plisetsky is focused, independent, in control. His feelings? Not so much.
    For a boy who always had trouble opening up, now he fears he has turned into a man who is too transparent. Now he’s deep into trouble and with a lot to say, but he feels like no one can listen.
    Three years with Jean Jacques, he feels threatened by another ring and ends up hurting their relationship, changing his life. He doesn´t know where his love lies, he’s hurt and confused and when his past lover and best friend comes back, everything changes once more to put his heart to the test.

    Or!
    A Yuri-Centri love triangle were everything, even the author, is a mess. Sorry (not really) for this

    Language:
    English
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    44,691
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    458
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    Keith felt Black try to calm him even as he jumped to his feet and grabbed for the knife. He stumbled to the door, slamming his hand impatiently on the activation panel.

    The lights blinked on in front of him and shuttered off in his wake, the teal casting strange, multi-colored shadows on the passing walls. Black prodded him in different directions-- down this hall, a right turn here, down these stairs--and Keith followed. Each step made her a little louder in his head and the panic slightly quieter. He let her buffet him wherever she wanted--he didn't have any better ideas.

    He stopped when he reached her hanger.

     

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    Keith never wanted to be the Black Paladin. Now, Shiro is back, and Keith has a conversation with the Black Lion.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    149
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    I’ll miss you. Jaemin wants to say.

    But he doesn’t. So he just tightens his arms around Renjun, ignoring his feelings and the nasty voices in his head. He breathes in Renjun’s scent.

    It’s okay, he’s still here.

    He’s with me.

    Language:
    English
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    2,703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    512
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    “Good. Good little Omega.” He says the words against her gland, almost sweetly, and Rey—Rey is going to die. A wonderful, delicious death. Depraved, all of this. Filthy. Beautiful.

    Modern day AU in which Ben is an Alpha, Rey is an Omega, and they are way better at having sex than at communicating with each other.

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    English
    Words:
    41,908
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    2364
    Kudos:
    2542
    Bookmarks:
    530
    Hits:
    43978

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