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How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse For Dummies by iorion
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
09 Aug 2024
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Zombies eat brains.
They do not bother with those that have very little substance in the whole brain department.
Our heroes are the mindless few who have survived the blondepocalypse on sheer dumbassery and lack of wit. The zombies want nothing to do with them, and they haven't got a fucking clue as to how a cure might one day be synthesized (do they even know what that word means? NO), but they do know how to bash the things in the head with a rock, and can conjure a mean Dad Joke if the brain cells happen to line up in the right order, so overall their lives are pretty solid!
They survive (barely).
They make do.
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OR: The zombie apocalypse takes the world by storm, and when the ripest brains for eating are all devoured, the only ones left to pick up the pieces of their broken world are also society's absolute stupidest.
The SBI + Benchtrio Found Family Crackfic that got a little too real.
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