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    And though it was scary - to carry this many sins on his back, ever since he was a child - it was also fun. His childhood memories were glittered with fondness from friendly spares, and blood, and laughs on the ring, and the soothing rhythm of crushing bones. He remembered feeling alone, never having had a parenting figure or a friend other than his sword. His people were good with providing to him, but they never seemed to care about his emotional needs. Instead he just stabbed them out of his system.

    He was fine living the life he lived. The only thing he ever cared about, the only thing that ever loved him, comforted him when he got hurt, taught him what was right and didn’t punch him when he cried were the voices. They were everything for him. And he would do anything for them.

    So he killed.

    They asked him, so he killed for them.

     

    Technoblade was raised to shed blood, to be a god, a king and a warrior. He had never felt loved, and all it takes are a kind man and his kids offering their arms to make him snap.

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    Techno leans a hand on his cheek. “Isn’t it. Guess if I remembered to take them today.”

    “Since you got distracted by my tapping, I’m going to say no.”

    “Bingo.”

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    Or, Dream and Techno have ADHD. They bond over it.

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    The worlds of heroes, villains and vigilantes are chaotic, rarely meeting less than explosively. But sometimes you find people who bridge the gap between them, people bound to both sides by secrecy and lies, people who know truths about both and who have to decide what to do with the knowledge.
    Tubbo and Ranboo think they're justified in their decisions.
    Sam had no other choice.
    Puffy went from beloved vigilante to the founder of L'manberg's most fearsome villain group.
    Niki is just trying to balance found families and... Other family.
    Dream doesn't remember much before what he believes was his eighth birthday.
    Michael doesn't know where his Bee ‘n Boo went.
    And Tommy seems to be right in the middle of it, all while he's trying to figure out his own memories and nightmares.

    All he wants is to heal people, but apparently that's a polarising idea. And apparently he doesn't understand his own powers or his job or his family or his friends or anything as well as he thought.
    There are thorns in the roses and now they’re digging deep enough to draw blood; he can’t ignore the cascade once it’s pointed out to him.

    Who knew three stolen children could cause so much trouble.

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    “I really think this is going to be a good house for you-”
    “-You say this every time Sam! And look where that got me!” He gestures to his face, the already formed black eye, and the several scratches that cover the area.
    “I know that Tom, but I really do think this will do well. Phillip is an old friend of mine and he has an amazing history of fostering before. He adopted his oldest, Wilbur, a few months ago.”
    He sighs again as he keeps driving, making many turns as he navigates the streets of Brighton.
    “Yeah, well, I don’t think he needs another bit-”
    “-Thomas.”
    “...Another kid to handle who’s a hassle.”
    --
    Tommy has been tossed around from homes since he was seven, surely this one isn't any different. They just seem.... nicer and why does he care what they think? He told himself no attachment, but why does he feel like he never wants to leave.
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    A foster Tommy fic because author has always wanted to write one and I was struck with inspiration. Be ready for some angst! :D >:3

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    One big group chat between friends!
    a random chat/crack fic I started at 4am :)
    Keep in mind that I'm shit at writing sorry

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    Guardian Angels need family. They need bonds, and they can only ever have them with blood family. If they don't form a bond with the family they grew up with, they must get married and have children to form new bonds. It is the only possible way.

    Phil knows this as well as anybody. But that's not going to stop him.

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    Ranboo may or may not have accidentally hacked his way into a Discord group chat with really good security. Oh well...
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    Cross-posted on Wattpad under SlowlyWitheryn_
    *Sigh* I had to at least publish one of these things... I'm the writer here, don't judge me lol /lh
    Ranboo-centric cause he's my favorite
    High school AU, but hybrids still exist

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    look i know it's a lot of tags but hear me out okay-

    basically: a put a bunch of minecraft youtubers (characters) in a group chat, trans their genders (+ homo their sexuals and diverge their neuros), and chaos ensues.

    you probably have to read the first fic in the series (tici) to understand this one

    basically (part two): tici sequel but half of them are in the uk this time and i somehow manage to trans even more genders. everyone is a found family and it's pure chaos. dream and drista are completely fine!

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    Its a chatfic
    And everyone is trans.
    Dream SMP with nonhuman characters and they almost all use neos. and there's a few systems as well

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    “Ah, so you did gather up supplies,” Phil smiles, pleasantly surprised.

    Techno snorts. “We can hunt for treasure and tools at the same time, Dad.”

    “You can’t blame me for worrying, not after last week.” Phil shoots a pointed glare at Wilbur, who has the decency to shrink into himself a bit, abashed.

    “What treasures did you find?” Ranboo asks, peering over the edge of his bean bag chair.

    “So much,” Wilbur whispers reverently. He turns his bag upside down, spilling the contents all over the floor.

    Ranboo recoils immediately. Tommy lets out a string of garbled curses. Tubbo coos adoringly.

    “Haunted dolls, haunted dolls, haunted dolls!” Wilbur chants under his breath. Sure enough, in a pile at his feet, a various collection of victorian-styled decorative dolls sprawls out in a tangle of tiny limbs and clicking eyelids.

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    OR: The zombie apocalypse takes the world by storm, and when the ripest brains for eating are all devoured, the only ones left to pick up the pieces of their broken world are also society's absolute stupidest.

    The SBI + Benchtrio Found Family Crackfic that got a little too real.

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    Wilbur awakens in the snow, in the soft arms of his father, the memory of those same arms driving a knife through his heart playing on loop behind his eyes.

    Wilbur is alive, and several people have problems with it. Including him.

    ~

    (The Revivebur Fic I Started Before Revivebur Was Canon)

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    Techno has been in the foster system since he was young, his parents got into an accident and he had no immediate family. Phil had been fostering him for a few months now, alongside his adopted brothers Tommy and Wilbur. They got along pretty well- or at least, they tried to get along. Tommy had been facing bullying issues for a few months now, Techno less severe bullying; a change in schools was going to be implemented soon. With trouble socialising, adapting to a new school setting and not wanting to be a burden to his soon-to-be father, will Techno be alright?

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    Gynophobia- Intense and irrational fear of women
    Nosocomephobia- Fear of hospitals
    Nyctophobia- Fear of the dark

     

    Dream could never really try to escape his irrational fear
    Wilbur never really felt safe around strangers with sharp objects
    Techno never dealt well with dark places

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    3 teenager's, 2 foster kids, 1 orphan, plan to run away when they turn 18,

     

     

    (Chapter titles from the song Uno by Rex Orange County)

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    I am currently taking requests! Open to see the guidelines :))

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    Just a drabble/character study-ish thing and various made up scenes about the duality of Technoblade cause I'm pretty hyper fixated right now and they wouldn't leave my brain until I word vomitted here

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    transing genders, homoing sexuals, diverging neuros and much more. this groupchat in discord is the start of the benchtrio chatfic that is definitely going to fatally flop because ivbjnkmvhb our writing is bad anyways enjoy ig ?

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    Streetlife isn’t luxurious. It’s dirty clothes and gritty broken nails. Cold nights shivering under thin burlap cloth. Squirreling away any scrap of food he wants to keep. Inconvenient, in a lot of ways. Ranboo can’t say he hates it, exactly. He also can’t say he’d wish it on anybody.

    It’s not the best way to live, but it’s not the worst either—not by a landslide.

    Looking at the beggars hacking their sickness away into tattered sleeves, he thinks they’d probably disagree. Use stronger words at least. Call it miserable. Dangerous. Downright awful. And that’d be a…a fair assessment. He can’t argue it anyway. Ranboo’s memory is flimsy at the best of times and actually nonexistent at the worst, but he can’t shake the strong opinion bunched between his ribs that there are worse things than lacking a bed to sleep or food to eat.

    Basically, it’s a matter of perspective.

    (Or, how Ranboo stumbles into the only family he's ever known and sets about earning their love--because he has to earn it, right?)

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    Read the title

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    Techno and Charlie always had each other.

     

    (Title from Temporary Home, by Carrie Underwood)

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    Dream and Techno are still infamous criminals, but Ranboo has joined them in their illegal shenanigans.
    With the tales getting even darker, what is the crew going to get into this time around?
    (Sequel to Blood Covered Poppies. It won't make as much sense unless you read that first! But if you really wanted to, you could just read this.)

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