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    Exactly what it sounds like.

    I couldn't find fics with these prompts or ideas, or at least this specific so here we are

    if you write one I will hug you so so so much
    (if you're chill with that)

    (Also maybe some short one-shots or something?)
    (Idk yet)

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    Connor’s never really had a place to belong. It was like he was drifting aimlessly from place to place, meeting people who would barely remember him.

    That's why he was so surprised when Techno invited him to join the Syndicate.

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    Part Two of the Home Again, Home Again series. Highly recommend reading Part One for any of this to make sense.

    Preface:

    Phil's children have been hurt. They know this about each other, and will do anything to prevent any of their siblings from getting hurt again.

    But something is coming, and none of them, not even their father, is prepared.

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    Dream escapes prison. He has some… mixed feelings about it.

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    Ranboo shook his head slowly. “Techno, I think there’s been a misunderstanding.”

    Techno was barely paying attention, shoving the prison blueprints into his ender chest and pulling out a spare set of tools. “Sure. Let’s discuss it when we get outside the prison.”

    “No, Techno-”

    “Not the time, Ranboo. Awesamdude’s gonna be here any moment now. We can talk about it later.”

    “Techno!” Ranboo didn’t sound angry. Just desperate. Techno stopped anyway, turning to face him in confusion. It was only then that he noticed the tears shimmering in the kid’s eyes.

    “Techno,” Ranboo said, softer. “I’m not coming with you.”

    (“Thank fuck.” Dream rolled his eyes. “Techno, let’s go.”)

    “What do you mean?” Techno asked carefully, narrowing his eyes.

    Ranboo smiled sadly. “I asked Sam to put me in here, Techno. It’s where I belong.”

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    TommyInnit couldn't understand fully how the war a year ago had affected him, leaving him feeling helpless.

    Tubbo was tasked with a Presidency he wasn't so sure he was ready for.

    And when the split between the two grew worse than ever and their friendship fell apart, what followed was an exile, a terrible disaster, the rise of an empire and a finale unlike any other.

    Tommy is broken, but he won't let himself be fixed.
    Tubbo is overwhelmed, but he can't show weakness.
    An amnesiac finds himself at the center of a war.
    An old friend returns in search of his partners.
    And a masked villain grins, knowing his turn has come.

    Welcome to the DreamSMP.

    ---

    It's finally here! The sequel to Between Dreams and Memories - A complete retelling of the DreamSMP's second season, involving a lot more drama, seriousness, and all around more stuff! Original lore, original backstory for characters, and much more is included! This fic also includes dozens of characters not normally included in the usual DreamSMP storyline, and more purpose and character for background characters!

    Make sure to read the first book before reading this one, otherwise you may not understand some bits of it!

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    "Stop finding rhyme or reason behind all of this! All you have to do is curse, be cursed, and die."

     

    October 31, 2018. Gojo Satoru is sealed.

    The Pan-Atlantic Paranormal Research Institute is in shambles as a series of terrorist attacks topples any semblance of government in the country once called America. Curse activity reaches an all-time high.

    In this roiling ocean of people struggling amidst chaos, stowaway Tommy Steers finds warriors walking in shadow, a bloodline cursed in more ways than one, a rag-tag ring of friends and family bound together by heavy oaths...

     

    And a life?

     

    These involve the personas of the mentioned content creators and have no connection their real-life selves. It will take liberties with a lot of the fanon. There will be no racy scenes involving the minors! Expect some level of squick with the older characters, though.

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    Manberg’s first democratically elected president was murdered, slaughtered with no care.

    His murderer?
    Merely a child on his cabinet.

    As the political waters muddy, Manberg braces itself for the most controversial Murder case in its history.

    Or
    Tubbo defends himself and pays the price for it.

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    "Revenge is the raging fire that consumes the arsonist." M.L

    Wilbur Soot had been the last person Schlatt had seen. They had found each other in the dark, and stood together at the edge of the map. They stared out into the infinite world as chaos licked at their ankles and hatred haunted their shadows.

    A SMPLive-DSMP crossover fic that shines a little more light on Schlatt's (non-canonical) backstory, character, and descent into madness.

    Set before, during, and slightly after the Manberg arc.

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    Want zomeone to write you zomething? Juzt requezt in commentz!

    **READ THE FIRZT CHAPTER/ZRZ**

    thankz!

     

    antiz dni: you zearched!!

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    His friends are dying and it’s up to Tommy to figure out who’s doing it but with little evidence it’s the hardest case he’s ever worked on. He’s losing more and more of his friends will he figure it out or will the killer get to him first.

     

    I blame my best friend for this, even though it was my idea.

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    It's already hard enough to live in the world, but being part of a broken satyr family and standing out even more than the average person certainly doesn't do anyone any favors. Schlatt does his best to protect his little sister, Puffy, as best as he could. He tries to protect her from the damages and the danger from the reality of their life, but still, that doesn't mean that he could prevent everything. Both of them need to learn quick or fall behind. Though the thing that they can be most certain of is that they will have each other, and they will have each other through it all, no matter what pain they are shoving themselves through.

    While this is part of a series, you don't necessarily need to read the other three parts in order to understand what is going on here. This is a prequel, so the other parts will give you some context.

    Tags will be updated as I post the story.

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    Techno's new high school.

    AKA not enough high school fics, they're all in the same class because of convenience and they all have powers.

    English isn't my first language and this is my first time posting, constructed criticism is always welcome!

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    Tommy left his work as an hero and retired. He now lives in a peaceful life, but problems rose on up left and right. Honestly, he's getting more and more tired of it.

    The Villain, Vigilantes, and Hero fucks won't leave him alone. They all want to be friend him, and they want him as their healer. but good thing Connor, his bestfriend, is here to help him! right?

    "Connor you're gonna help me right?"

    "Nah Toms, suffer <3"

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    Sam has been described as many things. An adventurer, an engineer, a master builder.

    Parental was not among those things.

     

    AKA the found family fic no one but I asked for. I'll post more if people like it, otherwise it will forever live in a folder on onenote.
    (I'm bad at summaries)

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    basically just part of the techno stream. very short work.

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    hallo!

    these are some dream team and company x reader oneshots! anyone from the dream smp can be written about.

    basically im reposting everything that i wrote on my wattpad oneshot book....

    *** REQUESTS ARE CLOSED AS I HAVE SO MANY TO WRITE AND I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A BREAK TO WRITE SOME OF MY OWN IDEAS. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING***

    (requests closed as of 12/30/20)

    i will not be writing tommy or tubbo or ranboo (or anyone else that is underage) as romantic partners but i will probably include them in chapters as friends/younger sibling figures (similar to their relationship with wilbur)

    the cover art is not mine and i found it on pinterest (credit to the artist) but i added the title to it :)

    (no smut, but probably dirty jokes and bad language)

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    To Tommy it was like a fantastic, but quite unreal dream. All his life he thought that his family was the last of their kind, but this…

    This changes everything.

    He looked at his companion with wonder in his eyes. The other only smiled at him.

    “Welcome home, Tommy”

    -------

    In a world full of humans, Tommy always felt a bit as an outcast. Being a prince was enough of a burden but being one of the last remaining avians made things ten times as difficult.

    His whole life changes when he discovers a secret city full of his kind. With his new friends, he can live life to the fullest for the first time in his life, but not everything is as perfect as he thinks. Deceivers are around the corner, and traitors fill the castle.

    What will Tommy and his winged friends do to stop the traitors before the king drops dead?

    or,
    a journey of discovery, family and lots of wholesome things! :) (and maybe some angst too, who knows?)

    or, or,
    Wilbur kidnapping an already kidnapped child and basically adopting him.

     

    (also title from 'Birds' by Imagine Dragons, listen to it cuz it's so good sjsh)

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    Dream being a single mom who used to be in prison, but isn’t anymore? He lives in Las Nevadas as a bartender, dealer, waiter, and customer servicer. But then we get drama.

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    Tommy had died before, so after losing three more canon lives, he was expecting to wake up in that horrid void again, with all the people of his past there to taunt him. Instead, he wakes up back in his bed with three simple messages from Dream to the entire server.

    [Dream] Oh, btw? Forgot that Tommy's got infinite canon lives now
    [Dream] and he has the power to give one to literally anyone
    [Dream] Have fun (:
    Dream left the game

    Now Tommy has to hide from the entire server, as every member wants his powers for their own gain. How will Tommy fair with only his two best friends, their kid, and a chaotic server now out to do whatever it takes to make sure they're able to get him for themselves?

    (Inspired from listening to Feast or Famine from Black Friday by Starkid on repeat. I'd recommend listening to it if you wanna get the vibe of where this fic is going. Probably won't be updated very often, but we'll see)

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