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    That left Percy wondering how he ended up here.

    Option 1: His dad finally followed through with his threats to kidnap him.

    Option 2: His roommate decided to drown him.

    And then there was Option 3. Percy hated Option 3.

    Or,

    The Fates decide Percy looked way too comfortable and decided to yeet him back in time to the fountain incident. Heavily inspired by the Athenide AU.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Elesteria Jackson is the daughter of Sally Jackson and the Sea God Poseidon. But before that, she was a normal human being who read the series “Percy Jackson and the Olympians.”

    The only thought in her mind after registering her situation was “Fuck my life.”

    Granted, what Percy Jackson went through wasn't too bad. If you didn’t count the multiple near-death experiences and watching all your friends die fighting monsters part.

    Ok, so pretty bad.

    After much consideration, Essie decided to prioritise her mental health and her new mother’s well-being - Sally was an angel who did not deserve the fate that was handed to her - and embarked on her journey to avoid the gods.

    And she succeeded, for like 15 years.

    Before fate came knocking down her door.

    Bringing a bunch of gods with her.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Dramatic Irony: a literary device by which the audience's or reader's understanding of events or individuals in a work surpasses that of its characters.

    Other types of literary irony include Socratic Irony, which has the character playing dumb. The character knows what’s happening but would rather not divulge information to intensify the story and manipulate it.

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    Percy Jackson didn't want to be a half-blood, nor did she, a full-grown PhD student, want to be in her childhood book series. Also, what is with the random anachronism?

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    03 Jun 2026

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    One thing that nobody talks about is what happens after the epilogue.

    Percy put in the work: she woke up, she followed her script, and she lived another person’s life perfectly.

    Now, however, there was just one itsy-bitsy problem. She had no idea what would happen next.

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    The self-insert is over, the day is saved, and our hero is still living someone else's life. She'd like to go off-script now.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Bilbo Baggins had been betrothed to Lobelia Bracegirdle since birth, but after seeing her in bed with another, Bilbo finds himself seeking a different kind of future - preferably one without her in it.

    Fortunately, there is a dwarven lord at a tavern in Bree, looking for an investment partner, and Bilbo Baggins just happens to sit on a very large marriage fund...

     

    TW: Drinking, drunk dealings, cheating (not Thorin/Bilbo), insinuations of sexual harassment (not Thorin/Bilbo), general stupidity.

    This may or may not contain 'crack'. I have no idea how humour works, but I do know they will wake up in the same bed within a very short time...
    ...oh, and they're heading to Erebor. <3

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    02 Jun 2026