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    Bilbo was haunting Thorin… politely. Most of the time. If he happened to see things he shouldn't, that wasn't really his fault, was it? It wasn't like he could just tell Thorin he's there—haunting didn't work that way. But he tried to be helpful; he was more of a considerate, if inconspicuous flatmate than anything else. He made coffee in the mornings, didn't he? And put up those stupid, useless free floating shelves Thorin liked better than Bilbo's antique bookcases. Once he even finished Thorin's taxes, because God was the man useless at it.

    But that was a tangent. The thing of the matter was, Bilbo was haunting Thorin, politely for the most part. Even though, technically speaking, Bilbo was not dead.

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    Bilbo Baggins is a sentinel, and sentinels don't leave the Shire. He's resigned himself to a life without adventure, when he finally meets his guide. Who promptly turns up his nose at him and calls him a grocer.

    Well, whether his guide accepts him or not, there's no WAY Bilbo is letting him run off to face a dragon all by himself. And if that means he gets to have an adventure as well? All the better.

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    1/1
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    Hobbits had many secrets, perhaps as many as the dwarfs. But no one knew about hobbit secrets, so no one went looking for them. When Dwalin had told Bilbo of the deepest secret of dwarrow children, Bilbo had kept the deepest secret of hobbit children behind his teeth.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
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    Bilbo sails to the Shores of Valinor and thinks her adventures have come to an end. The Valar beg to differ.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    39
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    Podfic (and artwork) for PurrpleCat's story "In Silence."

    Set after the events in the battle of the five armies. Dwalin tries to cope with the losses, and the burden of guilt that comes from failing his king and the princes. He refuses to bow to Dain.

    What is a banished, grief-stricken dwarf to do?

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    1/1
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    In the town of Hobbiton, on top of the highest hill, stands an oak tree whose leaves do not fall.

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    Bilbo Baggins returns from the east with a ring and an acorn in his pocket. He plants the acorn, watches as it grows into a tree, and remembers the events of his journey to the east. Yet, peculiar things happen around the strange tree, and Bilbo begins to wonder if more than just the oak tree stands guard over Bag End.

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    English
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    7,244
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    22
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    126
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    1200
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    One evening in early summer TA 2941, Thorin Thrain's son, called Oakenshield, was interrupted by thirteen very unexpected Hobbits knocking at his forge door.

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    1/1
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    Bookmarks:
    28
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    Fili and Bofur have gone back to the Shire with Bilbo and Kili. Now that the hardest journey is over, Bilbo and Kili are ready to start their life together. That may be easier said than done.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    62/62
    Comments:
    1813
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    46
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    "„Dwalin, son of Fundin,” Dain says above him, his voice devoid of any emotion, „You are banished forthwith from the Kingdom of Erebor under pain of death.” Dwalin can almost hear the smile in his voice as he says: „Bring me his beard.”

    He can hear Balin scream, but he cannot recognize the words – blood is pounding in his ears, horror making him freeze. He closes his eyes tightly, swallows. This is what he wants, he reminds himself. This is what he deserves.

    Thorin, he thinks as one of the guards yanks his head back and puts a blade to his chin. Forgive me."

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
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    197
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    For Hobbit Kink Meme

    Ten years after the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo, with an orphaned Frodo, is on the run and seeks Erebor’s aid.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    34/34
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    844
    Bookmarks:
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    Gandalf is in an awfully bad mood when he arrives at Bilbo Baggin's house, only to find that the once adventurous young Hobbit is now a respectful (read: boring) gentlehobbit. But what if their meeting didn't occur like that?

    Gandalf tried to visit Bilbo earlier in the year, but Bilbo was not home. ("Gandalf came to the Shire to visit him in T.A. 2941 but [Bilbo] had disappeared again [on one of his walks] because of Elven new year" (http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Bilbo))

    Holman Greenhand, Bilbo's current gardener, (pre-Hamfast Gamgee, see http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Holman_Greenhand), tells Gandalf where Bilbo went on his walk instead of describing him. Thus, Gandalf meets with Bilbo on Yestarë, the Elven New Year, the first day of spring and the renewal of nature. Point being, their meeting is much more pleasant and much earlier. This changes things. (A lot of things.)

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    An AU wherein their earlier meeting sets off a chain of events that changes the fate of Middle-Earth.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    16
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    60
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    The story of Hamfast Gamgee of Tighfield, third son of Roper Gamgee, and how he became Gaffer Gamgee of Hobbiton. Will eventually feature Bilbo and his relations, and eventually the next generation of Gamgees, of course.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,620
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    151
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    The loss his mother restrains Bilbo from celebrating his birthday this year.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    236

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