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“Sweetheart - it’s for your own good! You need to be kept SAFE! You need the right protection and surveillance! The local high school can’t offer what Arcadia can! Their education program for Omegas is the elite! You’ll be so refined and proper! You’ll learn the right way! All the skills and knowledge that you need to be able to attract and take care of a suitable Alpha mate - someone who can provide and take care of you-”.
“-That’s what fucking pisses me off! They’re teaching me to do what - house work and shit?! I’m cooking meals, doing laundry?! Be subservient to an Alpha and let that define me as a valuable, functioning member of society?!"
Tweek Tweak is a 17 year old boy who unexpectedly presented as an Omega two weeks ago. After being in the wrong place at the wrong time and nearly being knocked-up and claimed by an Alpha customer, his parents panic and enrol him in a reputable and prestigious boarding school 'Arcadia Academy'
Meanwhile Pastor Craig Tucker is an Alpha youth Pastor whose faith has kept his primal instincts under control - until now
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vrrrRRR-zzzzzt! z-z-z-z-z-z-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
Something’s wrong - the music suddenly ceased to play.
Z-z-z-z-z-z-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
“HEY! SPARKY! HELLO?!”
Oh…that’s me apparently… Craig cut the power to the drill and gazed at a murderous looking Mr. Tweak, “Uhh - sorry-”.
“SORRY?! CAN’T YOU DO THAT SHIT OUTSIDE?! WE’RE PLAYING!”.
“Outside?! What- in the snow?! Are you out of your head?! Electricity and water don’t like each other!””
“Ngh - I’m well aware! - Just - A DULL ROAR!"
“A DRILL IS QUITE LITERALLY A DULL ROAR!”
“Jesus Christ I need more coffee!…”.
⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧⌁⏧Craig Tucker is an arrogant, chain-smoking 26-year old electrician. His calloused hands are well practiced to expertly take apart and fix even the most intricate electrical devices - wires never cross and he doesn't make mistakes. He's hired to spend the week at his old High School to perform long overdue upgrades. His troubles start in the car park with a beat-up green Honda Civic, and he quickly meets the highly anxious, hot mess of a music teacher Mr. Tweak who innovates Craig's entire nervous system. Sparks are flying - but Mr. Tweak has complex circuits...
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It's 2002 in New York City.
Detective Craig Tucker and his colleague Detective Wendy Testaburger work the Homocide Squad. They've just cracked a major case; and have been asked to investigate a suspicious drug overdose at a coffee shop downtown.
When they link the case to several others which have occurred recently, they unsuspectedly realise they could have a serial killer on their hands.
When motive is lacking and evidence points them in an interesting direction, Craig struggles to profile the suspect.
He's also conflicted when the investigation is compromised by his unreasonable attempts to help and protect the charming and attractive coffee shop owner.
Where will the case lead them? Who is behind all this, and are they just dealing with a bad batch of drugs; or something far greater?
Addit 12.5.2026 - //Author has proof-read and edited grammar/errors - all chapters 23/23 proofed // actively updating
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Love Is A Highway by Inflammable for Beadsbcos, Zoomboobie
Fandoms: South Park, Cars (Pixar Movies)
05 May 2026
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🚗“Back in stock! Lightning McQueen x Crocs - Limited Pairs - Race Now!”🚗
Craig throws everything aside - even his Playstation controller and the opportunity to visit his long-term boyfriend of seven years Tweek Tweak - in order to obtain a pair of Lightning McQueen Crocs.
Craig's car loving, autistic ass LOVES them - but unfortunately, his boyfriend doesn't.
Craig wears the Crocs to school, work and everywhere in between and just wants Tweek to love them as much as he does - heck, he even wants him to wear a matching pair - and there are no surprises guessing what Tweek's reaction is to that proposal!
Luckily for Craig, Tweek adores him - and he wants to love everything about him
But how much will Craig's Croc obsession grind against Tweek's nerves?
Will he accept the proposal (of wearing a matching pair)?
And when the Crocs start interfering with Craig's physical well-being and their intimate relationship - what will become of the Crocs and their long-term relationship? -
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Tweek Tweak is in an terrible relationship with his husband Christophe. When the married couple hit financial difficulties, Tweek takes up a job working as a bookkeeper for Damien Thorn's nightclub.
Damien Thorn is in an open relationship with Pip and has his eyes on Tweek...
Tweek is attention starved and is longing to feel desired again...the two share a brief affair...*Not new content* - Taken from my fic Tweek X Craig fic "Oxford Comma" and scene occurs before they meet - posting for those who just want the rare pare smut and/or who like Twamian!
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“Tyre! Tucker, you're done! BOX BOX BOX BOX!”.
Craig edged closer. He saw an opening on the right.
“I got him. I can get past him. I got him!”.
“TUCKER! do NOT pass him! PIT, NOW!”.
Craig shifted gears again and tore straight past the pits.
“YOU IDIOT, TUCKER!”, Clyde roared in his ear piece.
“Far out! Can’t we just do three laps?!”, Craig shot out as he took turn one, “I have to pass Thorn, I have to get him!”.CRUNCH
THUD
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The blonde had a small frame that fit snug into his white medical coat and a stethoscope placed purposefully around his neck. Small, pale hands pressed buttons on the machine and concentrated on making adjustments.
Then he turned to address Craig properly.
“Hmm, heart rate is a little high…normal rhythm though…”
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Craig Tucker is a professional race car driver on the international circuit, right in the middle of a championship. He has one thing on his mind - beating his rival Damien Thorn once and for all.
Until he meets the new doctor touring with them.
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Don't want to read several 45+ chapter fics just to get to the good stuff?
Want the smut posted in one location?
Well - this is for you!
I have hand picked my personal top 10 Chapters of my own Creek Smut and made it a countdown.
They are taken from my PREVIOUSLY EXISTING Tweek x Craig fics.
It is count down from Chapter 1 #10 to Chapter 10 #1. Includes smut chapters as of 5/4/2026 and excludes stand-alone smut fics. IT IS NOT ALL THE SMUT I HAVE EVER WRITTEN - JUST THE TOP 10 IN MY OPINION! <3Each Chapter will open to explain which fic it is from and set to scene so they can be read as stand alone stories.
I will accept debates/fights over the top 10! discuss away - I am here for it! :p
Much love,
Inflammable xx
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“At least I don't stomp around with a bad attitude and a shitty hat! Maybe you're right Craig, maybe your training is perfect - but you distract people with how nasty you are and how ridiculous you look in that thing! What are you, ten years old?!”.
“Leave my hat out of this! I wear it for a practical reason - it keeps my ears warm!”.
“Ooh, cold ears! Now there's a tragedy if I ever saw one!”, Tweek retorted sarcastically.
The Oxford Comma is a bar on the main strip in Denver that entices people inside with bright lights that mesmerize and illuminate stained glass windows. But young bartender Craig Tucker contrasts warm and inviting. He’s nonchalant at best but well-known to cantankerous, sardonic and well - just plain RUDE.
There’s a reason the bar goes through employees almost as fast as he changes his own underwear - Craig does NOT play nice with others. He doesn’t just keep his cards close to his chest, he keeps them buried six feet under.
But one blistering cold December night a lost looking blonde stranger enters the bar and successfully acquires a job working alongside Craig
How do Tweek and Craig go from Strangers to Enemies to Friends to Lovers?!
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Two years after they first met, Valentine’s Day has FINALLY arrived.
Craig had been driving himself crazy over the plans for today for WEEKS.
This is the the day that Craig’s master plan unfolds.
Except -
“AAAAAA-CHOOOOO!”.
*Sniff*
A tale of Craig taking care of his sick, beloved nurse angel Tweek - How will he alter his master plan to ensure it is the most memorable Valentine's Day that Tweek will never forget?
This one-shot occurs two years after my one-shot" The Right Medication" - https://archiveofourown.org/works/73072246
Enjoy <3
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It's Senior Year and Craig Tucker is starting his third high school. His father moves them to the suburbs after several school expulsions and the death of Craig's mother.
No one understands Craig, and Craig doesn't understand anyone.
He hates everybody.
Craig joins a Media Studies class with a handful of other senior students, including a fascinatingly frustrating boy named Tweek Tweak - who is also new to the school.
The two are forced to pair up for a project.
Will it be a total disaster, or will the two unexpectedly understand each other and give new meaning to the term 'opposites attract'?
Note: This is the same as my other fic "Short Cuts" EXCEPT I substitute Damien for Craig and make minor edits to make it Craig and not Damien.
Doing this for the Creek lovers who would prefer to read the fic as Craig x Tweek rather than Damien x Tweek
Seeing if this experiment works to see if people enjoy Craig or Damien better! :p -
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It's Senior Year and Damien Thorn is starting his third high school. His father moves them to the suburbs after several school expulsions and the death of Damien's mother.
No one understands Damien, and Damien doesn't understand anyone.
He hates everybody.
Damien joins a Media Studies class with a handful of other senior students, including a fascinatingly frustrating boy named Tweek Tweak - who is also new to the school.
The two are forced to pair up for a project.
Will it be a total disaster, or will the two unexpectedly understand each other and give new meaning to the term 'opposites attract'?
This fic has no Craig Tucker and no love triangle - sorry - or maybe I'm not sorry, haha - if you are seeking that, check out my other fic "Behind The Camera" which is the same fic with minor minor edits and replaces Damien with Craig ;) I also have other Creek fics on my profile!
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Part Three and the final installment in the series of "Chemistry Class".
Porn with plot
I promise there is plotTweek Tweak and his friends have entered Senior Year of high school, and have a new Chemistry teacher.
One day Tweek is asked to stay back after the lesson.
The following day, Tweek and Kenny get busted by Mr. Tucker.
Then that Friday evening, Tweek finds himself in Mr. Tucker's bedroom.
Now it's the following week, and Tweek is like a moth to a flame. Desperately hoping for more. Wanting. Craving.
But he's confused about where he stands with his teacher.
They aren’t dating - they aren't allowed to be.
They aren’t in a relationship - that’s absolutely forbidden and a complete fantasy.
They’re…hooking up? Or they HAD hooked up, and Tweek has now been discarded like a used play thing.
And does he call him Mr. Tucker or Craig?
And now Tweek has gone and landed himself detention - he fucking hates Eric Cartman.
Or...does he now feel the need to thank him?
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- Part 3 of Chemistry Class
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Tweek Tweak and Kenny McCormick are life-long best friends, and have just finished their freshman year at Denver University.
Tweek is relieved - peace and quiet at last!
Except Kenny didn't know the meaning of those words.
Behind Tweek's back, he has signed them up for their next semester at University to be abroad in Australia as part of a unique exchange program that gives them experience working in marine biology in the Great Barrier Reef.
Tweek is not one for change. Tweek is not one for taking chances.
Tweek is also not one to be swayed by Kenny's insistence that he could meet hot guys 'without shirts and with rocking bods' on the beach in the Australian summer.
But he agrees. He folds. Kenny makes some good points that this is a 'good opportunity'.
He's cautious. He is ready to take the next flight home if he comes across anything deadly or dangerous.
But when Tweek comes across a certain lifeguard he can't take his eyes off, he wonders if his threshold for danger and living in a new country would shift.
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A remix of my fic "Psycho Love"
Told from others perspectives.
Some overlap - but as a writer, I hope to achieve adding new content and flashbacks to fill gaps and deliver more on the fic I love the most!
So bottom line - new content!Chapter One: Prologue - A flashback to four years ago when Craig and Damien break up, and Stripe is saved from a scuffle on a certain balcony.
______________________________Craig Tucker is a 30 year old Clinical Pharmacologist turned Researcher who is teaching Psychopharmacology at a prestigious college in Denver.
Yeah, students hate him - so what?!
Yeah - some even despise him - he doesn't care!
It isn't his fault that students these days are complete dunderheads.
Some call him cynical - maybe he is.
Until a new teaching year begins where he welcomes his Junior Year class and one of his students stands out against all others.
In more ways than one.
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Part Two of "The Chemistry Between Us".
Porn with plot
I promise there is plotTweek Tweak and his friends have entered Senior Year of high school, and have a new Chemistry teacher.
One day Tweek is asked to stay back after the lesson.
Now it's the following day - and Tweek and Kenny get busted by Mr. Tucker.
“We can go to my office”, Mr. Tucker informed Tweek.
Monotone. Deadpan.
Tweek merely gulped and nodded.
Was he actually in trouble?!
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- Part 2 of Chemistry Class
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The door of the classroom flew open violently and hit the opposite wall, yet no teacher emerged to ask them to enter.
An invitation into the unknown.
A long, black desk. Behind it sat a teacher wearing a bored expression.
He was young, that was Tweek's first observation.
The second?
He's hot.
Tweek Tweak and his friends have entered Senior Year of high school, and have a new Chemistry teacher.
Tweek can do Chemistry.
He is good at Chemistry.
Small touches, lingering gazes, and one day Tweek is asked to stay back after the lesson.
“So if you understand chemistry so well, you understand what's been going on in this classroom? I'm confident enough that you've noticed. And you know my methods as a teacher…I don't like to waste time…”.
Smut with plot <3 Enjoy - IF it is well received, I plan to do more in this "series" - I think you'll know what scene I want to write next once you read this fic :)
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- Part 1 of Chemistry Class
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“Hey Craig, you should see this new flight attendant. Oh my god. Drop dead gorgeous. She'd even turn your head”.
“Whatever you say”.
“No, I'm serious. Try get a look at her. She's on this flight dude. Just started. Blonde,.great legs, great ass. Beautiful face. She's got it all”.
Craig didn't think this was worth a response.
After being fired from his high adrenaline, risky military pilot job, Craig is now a 28 year old pilot flying commercial flights.
Nothing distracts him from his flying - not even women.
He doesn't even leave the cockpit unless he absolutely must.
But a new flight atttendant might just change all that.Note: Tweek is a girl/has a pussy in this fic - read the tags please :) - it's also G rated - this is all about the fluff and romance
It is super super cute though...warm and fluffy...give it a chance <3
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THIS IS A ONE SHOT THAT CONTINUES ON FROM MY OTHER FIC PSYCHO LOVE.
It can be read as a one-shot if you have NOT read the fic though - you'll be fine and not be lost.
Tweek and Craig take their kids Trick or Treating - they decided to do surprise costumes this year, only revealing them on the night of Halloween.
Once the kids are in bed sound asleep, Craig and Tweek Tucker immerse themselves in Role Play for the evening, and Craig is a sexy vampire while Tweek is a naughty nurse.
Enjoy? Maybe? <3
For Creek Week 2025 - my second one shot <3
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Craig Tucker wakes up from anaesthesia.
He felt like he had been hit by a truck.
Oh, that's right.
He was.
A soft hand, a gentle touch. A halo.
An angel in a form of a nurse.
"Are you...an angel?".
A sweet giggle. Such gentle care.
"Marry me...".
A sweet fluffy fanfic about Craig and Tweek for Creek Week 2025 💕
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Tweek Tweak is a freshly turned 21 year old college student entering his junior year.
He has been brewing beverages in his parent's coffee shop since he was old enough to walk, but now Tweek is a man of science. He is fascinated by Chemistry and aspires to follow a career path to explore his passion in either Pharmacy or Pharmaceutical Research. With an interest in mental health from his own past experiences, he enthusiastically enrols in a Psychopharmacology class.
It is difficult that the Professor is a ball buster.
It is difficult that the Professor is attractive.
It is difficult that the Professor makes him weak at the knees.