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    Dwalin Fundin/Ori Ri, Dwalin/Ori, Dwori, Balin Fundin/Dori Ri, Balin/Dori, Darlin. Soon Nori/Bofur, Eventual Fili/Sigrid, and Kili/Tauriel, Several OC dwarrows. Eventual Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins, Thilbo, Bagginshield,
    Ori of the Brothers Ri is a freelance scribe in the poorest part of the City of Dale. He rushes to rescue his trouble-making elder brother Nori and finds a life, romance and food in the Mountain among royalty. Dori has secrets! And there’s nothing like a fairy-tale of scandal and lost nobility! The story is completely from Ori’s point of view. Expect appearances from Thror, Frerin (who is an utterly spoiled brat - apologies to Frerin worshipers), Lady Galadriel, Thranduil and practically everyone else. This is totally safe for Dain fans!
    Smaug never hatched and Isildur listened to Elrond (somebody has to) and the one Ring no longer exists. Sauron is just a bad guy with orc armies.
    There are some serious bits, but mostly it’s just a lively romp with food. Did we mention the food?

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    232/?
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    2002
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    Belated smut for Kakashi's birthday 2020. Content warning for shameless food porn. Yamato surprises Hokage Kakashi in his office at the end of the day.

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    1/1
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    After summoning Crowley as a light-hearted prank, Aziraphale discovers that the two of them are bound to each other until the demon is able to help him fulfill whatever wish or intention he'd unknowingly created during the ritual.

    With no memory of what was going through his mind during those moments, he struggles to find a way to release Crowley from their connection.

    It seems he doesn't have all the time in the world, as there are some consequences that not even all his years of knowledge could've predicted, and he's soon forced to uncover aspects of himself and their friendship that he would've otherwise kept hidden deep down for eternity

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    Chapters:
    7/10
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    122
    Kudos:
    188
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    34
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    3286
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    Ashai ask Link to help her with an exercise for her voe and me class. Link agrees because he like helping people when he can, but what happens when the hero is a man dressed like a woman having to pretend to be a man in order to help woman understand man more?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    3
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    281
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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*
    UPDATE: Comments moderation enabled for a short while, due to trolls trying to make this fic more famous than it deserves to be!

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    761,282
    Chapters:
    150/?
    Comments:
    624
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    1244
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    301
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    Desperate for health insurance, Rey takes on a fake identity to become Ben Solo's secretary, after his former employee quit her job unexpectedly. After hours, Rey changes wigs and goes back to her other job as a part-time sugar baby and eventual con-artist, but little does she know that her own boss has his own secrets and their nighttime activities would soon get intertwined.

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    65,655
    Chapters:
    15/?
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    169
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    39
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    6751
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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    Chapters:
    37/?
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    4
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    1949
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    Before he was a Savior, he was your savior. The broken widower found you right after his wife died, right after the world changed and vowed to keep you safe. After a rough start in life, those promises sounded like winning the powerball and without hesitation, you agreed to go with him, eventually becoming his wife.

    Time passed and life was good... no, it was fine... eh, who were you kidding, life was livable. That is until you meet a prisoner and though you have everything to lose, you start to wonder if there was a different kind of life for you, somewhere, beyond the safety of The Sanctuary.

     

    *All warnings listed are just there to cover the bases as I edit .
    *Will add tags as needed.
    **Fun Fact #1 - Title is taken from a Reba McIntyre song.

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    43/?
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    29
    Hits:
    6885
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    When Buffy’s quest to get Spike returned to her is fulfilled in an unexpected way, she finds herself in a complicated relationship with an intrigued master vampire who isn’t the man she loves, but who might be someday… if she can convince him to step out of the dark.

    Written for EF's 2017 Reunion challenge.

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    Chapters:
    64/?
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    302
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    Kyle is a young man facing an uncertain future, but things take a turn when he lands a job at A.Z. Fell and Co. He's still not sure where his life is heading, but one thing is certain: it's about to get a whole lot weirder.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    164
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    As they try to discover the hidden joys of their life. Would it be possible to find happiness in a one night stand?

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    23/?
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    357
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    Makoto huffed then whipped his head to Laurent’s direction, too tired to care about how their noses were only a few centimeters from touching and shoved a cream puff in his mouth. The taller of the two whined, having had hoped for a more romantic and gentler gesture, only to find himself reaching in for another one.

    After a long and tiring yet succesful con, the team goes on a food festival in Harujuku. Poor Makoto is left to deal with annoying Laurent's advances, what will this little soybean do?

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    1/1
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    62
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Dean has many special desires and sometimes it is difficult to figure the differences just from the Hunter’s shown/expressed intensity.

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    1/1
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    4
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    The so-called Rebel Prince, Victor, is dead.

    Or so King Yuuri's advisors think.

    While the men in power have their attention elsewhere, Victor and Yuuri seize a rare chance to spend time together outside of brief clinches in dark corners.

    Five days. Five days in a remote cabin, just the two of them and the ghosts of Yuuri's memory. It's an oasis of indulgence.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    76
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    143
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    One stormy night on their way back home, Jaime nudges Brienne into revealing her fantasies.

    Edited to add chapter 2

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    25
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    69
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1314
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    (Pokemon/Infinity Train Crossover)

    Chloe Cerise had enough of everyone telling her to have a job with Pokemon, of Goh ignoring her and focusing on Mew, his captures and Ash, of her father only caring for research and his "research fellows", and of Ash for being a black hole to suck everything in. When she decides to run away from home, she decides to take the first train out of Vermillion City...

    And into another world filled with endless possibilities and a green number on her right hand.

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    42,799
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    46
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1325
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    When Abby's boat washes up on the shores of San Nicolas, she is found by a farmer living on the outskirts of the island to avoid the threat within the fences of the little paradise. Half dead and very weak, Abby must learn to let somebody take care of her this time around and find a new way through this chapter of her life without using brute force. And on top of all this, her mysterious savior has many secrets that Abby just cannot figure out. Was she a Firefly? Is that how she knows so much about them? Where does she come from? And why is Abby strangely attracted to her?

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    10,213
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    11
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    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    755
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    After four years of relative peace working as a professor at the FBI Academy Wilhelm Graham-Addams is convinced to work as a profiler agent of the FBI. Meanwhile, his real job as an international liaison for ‘muggle hunters’ and magical governments picks up. Shortly thereafter Will meets his soulmate in his fellow werepire also working for the muggle’s FBI, Count Hannibal Lecter. The two fall for each other, fast. Hannibal and Will begin a formal werepire (read murder) courtship while working with the muggle’s FBI to catch serial killers.

    While his Uncle struggles with balancing his new life Hawthorne Potter-Black-Addams stumbles upon his own mates in the de-aged werepire Jasper Whitlock and the werepire Peter Hale. After discovering his mates are ignorant of their heritage Harry decides to drag their respective families into the magical world himself. Naturally, his relatives the Addams and The Munsters help him out. Cue the shock and panic from the Cullens and the Hales at discovering their own ignorance.

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    English
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    3,768
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1058
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    Abigail gets an extraordinary therapy session from Dr. Hannibal Lecter. After giving her psychoactive substances he helps her re-experience her old traumas to get over them.

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    3,333
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    3
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