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    Back in the tumultuous days of the English Civil Wars, against a backdrop of witchcrazed imaginations and strange Cromwellian tabloids, Aziraphale made a proposal to Crowley. He wanted Crowley to teach him the art of Temptation.

    In the present, Aziraphale makes another proposal, one that reminds Crowley of the Incident in 1649 and confirms once and for all that Anthony J. Crowley is a truly rubbish sex demon.

    Can be read as part of a series or a standalone. Title is from the song by Garbage.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,279
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    362
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    This is a place for my NSFW Reylo dolls or toys fanart/fanvid.
    I take pictures and make videos of those toys in various compromising positions, some of which are intended for my own stories when I am plotting certain sex scenes, sometimes I do that for my friends, some are just for the LOLs.
    Recently I have been busy making my "Kireylo in the Garden" series as the growing season brings delicious delicacy.
    DO NOT REPOST, PLZ.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,087
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    362
    Kudos:
    611
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    18647
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    Travel and tell no one,
    Live a true love story
    And tell no one,
    Live happily
    And tell no one,
    People ruin
    Beautiful things.

    Khalil Gibran

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,552
    Chapters:
    10/13
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    334
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    3689
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    Family dinners at the monastery bring Raquel and Sergio even closer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,983
    Chapters:
    2/9
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1154
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    I decided to try to write 365 entire HaruMichi drabbles in 2019, one for each day, cause HaruMichi made my 2018 and I need more in 2019.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,202
    Chapters:
    234/366
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3579
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    Kara Danvers-Prince hated attending charity events with her mother. They were boring full of old men, and people wanting to flaunt their money, talk politics, and other bullshit. Kara's evening is going to change when a mysterious woman makes her night a little better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76,851
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    259
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    Anthony Crowley's bakery is top in Soho and quickly becoming well-renowned throughout all of London. When Crowley hires the soft-spoken, cherubic Aziraphale as his main decorator, it doesn’t take long before the two men realize that there may just be something to the idea that opposites attract...

    Or, the bakery AU that no one actually asked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,905
    Chapters:
    9/10
    Comments:
    174
    Kudos:
    874
    Bookmarks:
    201
    Hits:
    10891
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    What if Ben groomed his adopted little sister Rey from a young age.

    This is the modern creepy dark version of Lie Back and Think of Alderaan. Yes, an AU of my own AU. But you can read it as a stand-alone.

    I tag as explicitly as I can so there won't be any unpleasant surprise or misunderstanding before you click on my story. You know what you are getting: pure evil smut and nut-cracking Crazy Rich Skywalkers.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    121,407
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    3310
    Kudos:
    1473
    Bookmarks:
    137
    Hits:
    89961
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    Dwalin Fundin/Ori Ri, Dwalin/Ori, Dwori, Balin Fundin/Dori Ri, Balin/Dori, Darlin. Soon Nori/Bofur, Eventual Fili/Sigrid, and Kili/Tauriel, Several OC dwarrows. Eventual Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins, Thilbo, Bagginshield,
    Ori of the Brothers Ri is a freelance scribe in the poorest part of the City of Dale. He rushes to rescue his trouble-making elder brother Nori and finds a life, romance and food in the Mountain among royalty. Dori has secrets! And there’s nothing like a fairy-tale of scandal and lost nobility! The story is completely from Ori’s point of view. Expect appearances from Thror, Frerin (who is an utterly spoiled brat - apologies to Frerin worshipers), Lady Galadriel, Thranduil and practically everyone else. This is totally safe for Dain fans!
    Smaug never hatched and Isildur listened to Elrond (somebody has to) and the one Ring no longer exists. Sauron is just a bad guy with orc armies.
    There are some serious bits, but mostly it’s just a lively romp with food. Did we mention the food?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    960,340
    Chapters:
    175/?
    Comments:
    1551
    Kudos:
    742
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    21872
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    5 times some random person overseas tried yenta-ing JJP + 1 time they didn't need any yenta-ing at all

    (eta: I have been advised that yentas are not the cross-fandom concept I thought they were. so the alternative summary --

    5 times some random person overseas thought JJP were a couple and had to be corrected + 1 time the reverse happens)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,337
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    682
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    Crowley clenched his jaw, “Sounds like you’re the one trying to cheat.”

    “You’re starting easy with me,” He sipped his tea, noting how much sweeter it was now. “So I’ll go easy on you.”

    Crowley shifted uneasily where he stood. “Very kind of you,” he responded sarcastically.

    “No, very kind of you, Crowley.” The angel smiled. To someone less trained it would seem like an innocent honest smile, but the demon knew far better then that.

    ******************

    Crowley tempts his angel into sin. Aziraphale tricks his demon into being virtuous. They think they're playing a high stakes game, but really they're trying to take care of one another the only way they know how.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,047
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1414
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    after coincidently meeting drunkard ijuuin kyou, hard-ass criminal mastermind arima tetsuo becomes... a little less of a hard-ass.

    a set of 200(ish) word one-shots commission from an anonymous commissioner!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    336
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    23
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    Crowley takes Aziraphale out for a nice meal and finds the angel's vocal enjoyment of the food rather distracting. But it's the dessert that gives him ideas... After all, who doesn't love cream-filled pastry?

    Steamy, shameless smut ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,727
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    461
    Bookmarks:
    90
    Hits:
    4466
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    "Hey, suit, you want your cock sucked?"

    Brian paused.

    "You, guy in the suit who looks like a fucking poodle."

    He turned around and squinted into the darkness. He saw someone sitting against a brick wall of the alleyway and when he saw Brian had turned, he sat up and smiled. He was wearing a little rosy skirt with white frills lining the bottom and a cut top that showed his naval on a slender waist. His hair was long and tied into two braids on either side of his head that landed over his shoulders and if Brian didn't hear his voice, he would have guessed that he was a she.

    "What did you ask me?" Brian asked with wide eyes.

    "I asked," He approached the businessman with hearts in his eyes. "If you fancy your cock sucked. Poodle." The young man flicked Brian's suit tie flirtatiously.

    Or, Brian, a millionaire, finds the love of his life in the form of a prostitute named Roger. It's love at first sight, kind of.

    (Please read tags before reading, kink content underway but light enough to be able to read and enjoy for everyone.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,861
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1905
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    Nyx is only willing to travel across the city for one bakery.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,351
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Iruka's been chasing idiots out of the old academy for years.

    What, you think abandoned buildings are safe?


    Or, a love letter to pork ribs, ghosts, dogs, and ghost dogs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,436
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    642
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    From the new AO3 "Isekai" Imprint:

    Midnight Young Man: My Father Came From Another World That Can Be Visited By Stepping On A Puddle, I Thought It Was Bullshit But I Fell Into A Matriarchy Where My Grandma Is Super-Rich And Put Me On A Male Courtesan School Where I Can Hook Up With Lots Of Hot Guys!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,504
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    61
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    Andy wants to think his intentions were pure when he started out, that it was some misconstrued action on his part, or James’ that brought about everything that happened after- maybe it was a wrong look, or something, maybe he just moaned a little too loud shoving that biscuit into his mouth filming that GOAT video- regardless, he hadn’t meant for it to happen, and so he shouldn’t be held accountable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,319
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
    Hits:
    241
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    Rey is a graduate student studying Children's Literature.

    Ben is a professor of medieval literature that is suckered into teaching Literary Criticism to first-year grad students.

    What happens when they butt heads on her first paper's feedback, prompting her to seek out his office hours? Does a friendship (or even romance) start to blossom when they're forced into awkward situations?
    -
    "Dameron, please stop hitting on my student," Ben said with a groan. "We really can't be having any lawsuits against the school this year. Again."

    “For the last time, that wasn’t me!” Poe screeched. “It was nice to meet you, Miss Jackson,” Poe frowned at his friend but extended a hand towards Rey. She took it as the bartender collected all three types of beer she had ordered. “I guess I will be seeing you around campus?”

    “I guess so, Professor,” Rey smiled.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,982
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2479
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    Pidge was struggling after that dipshit from Uni set her up, and would have listened to her mother’s warnings about bar work, if she had expected to end up the sugar baby of the Hawkinovate Inc trust fund brat, Keith Hawkins, as a result. But really, who would expect that? At least she could pay off her uni loans.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    119,527
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    356
    Kudos:
    287
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3450

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