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Broken By 14 With No Chance For Absolution by FunkySpaceWizard13
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Aug 2025
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A week after that, Tony was invited to his first party, where he had his first sip of alcohol, and loved it. He got wasted, then he got high, then he woke up in a bed that wasn’t his with two girls and another guy, none of which he knew. He didn’t remember most of the party, until his parents called him two days after it in the middle of one of his classes, screaming at the top of their lungs about the covers of four separate magazines, each featuring a photo of him taking part in various compromising activities.
In one, a boy was holding a cigarette to Tony’s lips. In another, he was kissing a girl. In the third, he was downing a beer bottle, and in the last one, he was missing most of his clothes.
The Heir to Stark Industries, a Whore Before He Was Even A Man.
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Or, Tony Stark had a horrible childhood. Here are snippets of it.
Sometimes the fandom forgets that he joined MIT far too early for it to be healthy.
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Within a Fire of Goodbyes by FunkySpaceWizard13
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep (2025)
02 Mar 2025
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The oldest tree in the Continent was burning. The fire illuminated what should’ve been a dark night sky and all Jaskier saw was blood. So much blood.
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Or, after Jaskier was abandoned in Caingorn, Essi takes him to Bleobheris, not knowing it would be her final act.
Title from “Forgotten Love” by AURORA
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of Julian Alfred Pankratz
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Pigtails by FunkySpaceWizard13
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Feb 2024
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“What made you want pigtails, anyways?” He asked, “Usually you wouldn’t let anyone get this close to you, Hands.”
“Spinner said I looked like a video game character who has pigtails, so… yeah.”
“What character?” Dabi asked, as if he’d know them after hearing the name.
“Sal Fisher from Sally Face.”
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Or: Dabi styles Shig’s hair.
Or, or: author is brainrotting over Shigadabi
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Can I Watch You Train? by FunkySpaceWizard13
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Sep 2023
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“I wanna.. watch you train.” He admitted, “You always tell dad you want him to watch. And he never does. So can I watch instead?”
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Or: the oldest Todoroki sibling doesn’t know how much the youngest believes in him -
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It was nearing the end of their long day at work, the orange light of the sunset was starting to stream in through the huge windows in the shop, illuminating both of their bright smiles. Tommy loved this time of day, he loved his job, and even more, he loved his sister.
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Or: Tommy and Niki are siblings who own a flower shopOr, or: I’m upset about the lack of sibling octopus duo so I decided to take matters into my own hands
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The Adventures of Julian Alfred Pankratz by FunkySpaceWizard13
Fandom The Witcher (TV), The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep (2025), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Mar 2025
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“C’mon, don’t cry. This isn’t like you. Where did my ‘Gumi go?”
“Ask me when I don’t feel like crap and don’t call me that.”
“Ah, there you are.” Satoru tries to smile as he finishes wiping away excess tears, unfazed by gross snot. He wipes his hand against Megumi’s shirt and then claps suddenly. “Come on, let’s get something to bring down that fever. I left the medicine on the counter. Let me go grab it—“
Megumi throws himself into Satoru’s arms, wrapping his own tightly around his neck and shoulders, just shy of strangling him. “—for you,” he finishes. His hands hover with uncertainty over Megumi’s back because in all the time he's known him, Megumi's never done this.
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or Megumi is sick and Gojo has never been needed before.
Bookmarked by FunkySpaceWizard13
09 Mar 2026
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This is the created language dialogue from Netflix's The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep. (Please note: This work contains spoilers for The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep.)
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- Part 6 of Conlang Dialogue: The Witcher (Netflix)
Bookmarked by FunkySpaceWizard13
23 Feb 2025
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hey son, i killed your daddy by MissingN000
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Jun 2021
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“His death,” Megumi starts. “How did it happen?”
God, this is it. Gojo tugs off his blindfold and watches it flutter pathetically to the floor like a dying butterfly. He’d rather swim in a sea of curses than do this, but Megumi deserves to know.
“Me.”
Megumi’s breath hitches. A thousand microexpressions that Gojo’s learned to read over the years flicker across his features like the pages of a flipbook. “...what?”
“It was me. I killed him,” Gojo confirms. “I killed your father, Megumi.”
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Gojo admits something.
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05 Jul 2024
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how to raise your enemy's child: a guide by gojo satoru by nah_id_cry
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
08 May 2024
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a series of fics focusing on the bond between megumi and gojo as megumi grows up! can be read in any order <3
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10 May 2024
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“Well, it’s more like a general vibe, y’know? Like it beats different, smells different… flows different.”
“Interesting. Well, it’s not like I can let you live with this information, so…” Quackity placed his finger on the trigger.
Quick as a whip, the vampire knocked the gun out of his hands and turned it on him. “How the tables have turned,” it gloated as he panicked internally. Shit, shit, shit.
“Wait, fuck.” This time it was Quackity’s turn to raise his hands, much to his chagrin. “Look, look—listen. Listen to me, okay? I have a proposition for you.”
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Quackity is a vampire hunter and Wilbur is a vampire—classic love story. Except Quackity’s not human either, and he'd do anything to make sure his secret doesn't get out.
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Bookmarked by FunkySpaceWizard13
12 Jul 2023