DisasterZonePanic
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Devil fruits are strange and unpredictable. Who's to say there isn't one that can materialize a baby? Stranger things have happened. It's not even that crazy for the baby to be Zoro and Sanji's. The real question is, what happens now?
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Zoro can't stop thinking about how strong Sanji seems to be, but there's somethings that must be done before he can find out.
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- Part 4 of The Bet
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Sanji is sick for the first time in forever. After cancelling plans with Zoro all he can do is rest.
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- Part 3 of The Bet
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They successfully hooked up. Now what?
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This is part of a series and won't make much sense on its own!
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- Part 2 of The Bet
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Sanji really needed this night out. Meeting some new friends was just a bonus. That is until Hiyori calls him the next morning crying over a certain green haired man they'd met the night before.
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This is based off of a Second Date Updates episode called Just Be Straight With Me
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- Part 1 of The Bet
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When Sanji overhears a bet made between Hiyori and their new friend Zoro, things quickly get interesting for the chef. Unfortunately, it doesn't matter how sweet, considerate, or hot the swordsman is. Sanji is in no place to date. Will the two be able to manage their middle ground relationship without breaking each other's hearts, or maybe even their own?
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Rare Pair/Crack Ship One Shots by DisasterZonePanic
Fandom Haikyuu!!, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Feb 2021
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Some rare pairs and crack ship one shots to help me start writing again! (Polls about ships on my TikTok @bedybyskyboy)
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
Or: The sex
pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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07 Jul 2026
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Zoro didn't understand why Sanji allowed everything else but kissing, but he tries to respect it, he really does.
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23 Jun 2026
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Whatever you want by writers_bloque
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
08 Sep 2023
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He thinks this is the best his life could get, because Sanji is the most beautiful thing, and he belongs to Zoro.
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- Part 1 of You are sweetness
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20 Jun 2026
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Aphrodite's Poppy by faustian_slip, RosalinaEstrellaLuna
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
31 Jul 2023
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Zoro accidentally gets high on sex pollen. Sanji and Luffy catch him touching himself in the bathroom and take advantage of his state... Not that Zoro hates it completely.
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14 Jun 2026
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“We need to put some basic rules in place, asshole,” Sanji says. His visible eye narrows, looking Zoro up and down, until he settles on the damn handcuffs tying them together. “Just– just set the ground rules. A gentleman’s agreement about this.”
Zoro has never been a gentleman in his goddamn life.
“It’s simple,” Sanji explains, “Don’t look at me jack off. I won’t at you jack off. We both get out of this week without bothering each other.”
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13 Jun 2026