13 Works in Roronoa Zoro Being an Idiot

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    It is not unusual for Zoro and Sanji to fight. But this is different. After accusing Sanji of betraying the crew and its captain, Zoro is supposed to find the cook who took off to clear his head.

    Surprised by a stranger the cook gets attacked and before Zoro is able to help, the stranger touches Sanji. Which has the weird effect of... doubling Sanji?

    Zoro can't believe his eyes when suddenly five Sanjis disappear into five different directions.

    Now Zoro isn't only supposed to find one cook but FIVE. And worst of all? He needs to convince every single one of Sanjis seperated emotions to agree on getting back together. Which isn't easy, when one emotion tries to kill the others.

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    He ignored her with a snort and pushed onward until he the bristling of ship's masts sticking up in the distance grew larger. The dock was nearby, a lucky break since it served as a homing beacon for him. Elly's heart sank when she saw this was true.

    "Great. The one time you don't get lost. My freaking luck."..

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    Sequel to my previous work: Guilt-Ridden.

    Sanji is back home on the Sunny but he's not well at all. Luffy resolves to find a solution to make his cook well again but he can't do it alone. Luckily, the Wano team is here to help.

    Set in Wano but no references to the actual storyline. After WCI arc.

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    Zoro wasn't oblivious. He was dense, sure. Sometimes when a girl flirted with him, or sometimes a man on the rarest of occasions, he couldn't tell unless they really came onto him. He could tell an innuendo when he heard one, but he never anticipated someone to hit on him or actually like him. He just never expected it, and sometimes the crew made fun of him but he didn't think it was a bad thing. Meant he didn't care enough what the other person wanted.

    (Y/n) wasn't dense. She was oblivious though and that was much worse because she couldn't tell at all when someone tried to flirt with her. She would just smile and tilt her head. It all sounded so weird how people spoke to her sometimes. Why did they compliment her so much anyways? But when it was explained, she could see it, she just couldn't paint the picture herself.

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    Sanji hates birthdays, always has. He teeters through the day, irritated that his friend with benefits is ignoring him or "As much mental strength as it took, Sanji realized he was still angry at Zoro. He pushed the brute off, who looked up in surprise. “You don’t say anything to me ALL DAY, and now come in here asking for sex?” "

    Happy Birthday, Sanji.

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    Zoro gets lost in Wano and ends up in the UA dorms during Bakugou's house arrest. Confusion ensues.

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    Zoro's sick. Sanji's not. He likes to play the let's-see-how-many-times-I-can-get-coughed-on-without-catching-disease game.

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    Law knew that he could only take so much before he would have to give it back in the end, no matter how painful it was going to be.

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    It’s a winter island they are in. The snow falls from the sky on a slow dance, and Zoro feels that if he stares at the snowflakes, they’ll stop in midair. The village they are is warm and homey. Lights adorn houses and markets, statues of a fat man wearing red clothes are everywhere. It’s part of a tradition at this time of the year, one of the men that greeted them at the port said.
    They are celebrating something and the Strawhats are in the middle of it. Not by their choice. The log pose takes thirty-one days to settle and so they are forced to be around these people and celebrate their Christmas thingy.
    Law doesn’t like it. It will take too long, why thirty-one days exactly, why people keep kissing me whenever I stand too long in a place. Questions, questions. Nami only shrugs. “We can’t do anything about it. And at least they aren’t trying to kill us.”
    “Yet.” Robin reminds them, smiling. “Maybe the main point of this celebration is to kill us and have a feast with our flesh.”

    Or the Strawhats + Law celebrate Christmas and Zoro is an idiot. For the ZoSan advent calendar.

    (unrevised work)

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    Sanji is a mermaid and Zoro is lost at sea.

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    “We’re like magnets.”

    In which Zoro still dreams of his dead high school sweetheart, Sanji thinks he’s the Millionaire Matchmaker, and Zoro keeps meeting Luffy by happenstance. Modern AU.

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    Inspired from the prompt: "You see everything in black and white until you meet your soulmate and the day your soulmate die everything goes back to black and white again." and despite the angst we could expect, this is humor, and this is the first meeting of Sanji and the rest of the crew, it's the same universe but with soulmates.

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    It's not gay if it's in a threeway -The Lonely Island

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