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Not as Perfect (Fitz x Dex oneshot) by DepressedAlpaka
Fandoms: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger
15 Oct 2018
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SPOILERS FLASHBACK
Fitz is depressed and anxious after he is told Alvar is going to be staying at Everglen, after the trial he goes to Dex's house to hang out and it progresses.
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“So don’t fucking underestimate me, Blade. Adults tend to forget that kids don’t exactly have strong morals to get what they want.” Techno stared down into the baby blue eyes, a familiar spark of thrill reaching his heart, the same spark he felt when he first met Phil.
“I doubt you have an extra mending book laying around.” Are you truly worthy of my curiosity?
“I actually do, prick.” Fuck. You.
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Tommy may seem harmless at first glance, but Phil and Techno know otherwise. To be a gemsmith, a person who connects soulmates, is not a profession for those who are docile.
But Tommy is intriguing at first glance. Always talking, always moving, always challenging them. So they stick around. Not too long though, they have two other soulmates to find, but long enough to develop their relationship beyond customer and shopkeeper.
If only they realized why they were developing this relationship in the first place before the Hunters came knocking on Tommy’s shop.
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Local child is snarky enough to catch two war General’s attention and it escalating from there
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- Part 3 of Minecraft took my brain & SBI my heart
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25 Jun 2025
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Tommy knew he could talk to them about this. That was the problem.
He knew, specifically, that they would be able to help with this. That they would know what to do.
He’s seen the scars on wilbur's arms when he’s washing the dishes. He remembers vividly that point in their life, how phil had helped.
Somehow, this just makes it worse. So much worse.
or; tommy's struggling, whether the people around him realise it or not.
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- Part 1 of that funny feeling.
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30 Mar 2023
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“My dick. They’re scared of my dick.” Sapnap mutters, his eyes closing tightly as if he can pretend Dream isn’t there.
“Dude what?” Dream let out a laugh of disbelief. “What does that even mean?”
“It’s big okay. Too big.” Sapnap pulls his hands out from under Dream’s and hides his face in them.
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Sapnap's attempted hookups always seem to leave before the good part. It starts to get to him. Dream starts to notice.Series
- Part 1 of Just Desserts
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19 Nov 2022
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¿tu idioma o el mío? (your language or mine?) by acatalepsy for Biskette
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
04 May 2021
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The many times Quackity proposes to Karl and Sapnap in Spanish because he knows they won’t have a clue what he’s saying, and the one time they propose back.
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01 Jun 2022