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    A story where an adopted three year old by the name of Tommy becomes the treasure of a twisted angel, a dark and awkward king, and a drowned poet for “unknown” reasons... who may commit murders and cannibalize other people in town in their free time

     

    [Title from Washing Machine Heart by Mitski]

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    English
    Words:
    37,406
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    985
    Kudos:
    3639
    Bookmarks:
    767
    Hits:
    101149
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    “It’s just a boy,” Phil said quietly. Techno looked the child over again. Now that it was quiet, it seemed so gentle. Peaceful. “The storm is coming in fast. He’ll die out here if we leave him.”

    “It’s a risk,” Techno muttered, fixing his grip on the axe.

    “I thought the same about you,” Phil said, looking back at Techno. They locked eyes. Techno looked away first.

    ——

    Or, piglin-hybrid Techno and phantom-hybrid Phil find a kid lost in the woods (who may or may not be hearing voices) and take him home for safe keeping.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    127,395
    Chapters:
    26/30
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    1485
    Kudos:
    3079
    Bookmarks:
    507
    Hits:
    83353
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    a collection of one shots over a period of 31 days

     

    expect a lot of crimeboys fluff, raccooninnit, broken families, traumatized teenagers, and intangible love

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,939
    Chapters:
    18/31
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3156
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    Niki sucked in a breath. Today was her birthday? It seemed ludicrous that something so plain still existed after everything.

    A birthday.

    OR

    Niki gets comfort and makes amends in the form of birthday presents and head bonks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,821
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    214
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    Hurt/Comfort

    This is Techno comforting Tommy after a nightmare.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,080
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    305
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    Grab me by my shoulder blades and hang me out to dry.


     

    The forest and her inhabitants are all he knows, and he is content with keeping it that way.

    There are wanderers on his porch. They smell of death, smoke, and blood.

    OR: tommy just wants to live his life without strangely-familiar-strangers turning up on his doorstep. atleast they're good company, even if they hate eachother

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,907
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1181
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    Technoblade always said he'd never get attached to anything in life. Not only would he would doubtlessly outlive it, but it gave others control over him. Yet, somehow he finds himself making a deal with the devil to save his friend's child... a deal that could cost him everything. At the beck and call of his greatest enemy, the immortal Technoblade must learn how to protect the ones he loves from himself before it's too late.

     

    Or: the sort of SleepyBois royaltyAU (but not quite royalty, just really rich) plus a sister, where pseudo-brother Technoblade finds himself protecting Philza's family despite claiming to have no attachments. DreamXD having an evil field day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    996
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    26
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    “That smells like shit.”

     

    Techno frowns at Tommy over his shoulder, the boy sitting at the kitchen table with a slouch, head on crossed arms but eyes glaring up at the piglin hybrid through blonde bangs (that are much too long but suit him).

     

    “You know that Phil’s always been the cookin’ type, not me,” Techno responds with a shrug, and Tommy’s expression darkens a tad.

     

    (They both knew that Wilbur had always been the true cook of the family, but neither of them dared to bring it up).

     

    or, i denied everything that canon said about bedrock bros and wrote a self-indulgent fic about healing and then pain.

     

    or or, come take your bedrock bros angst<3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,549
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    623
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    Quackity wakes up to the smell of fire, honey and a large body acting as a bed under him.

    (Aka Quackity simping over Technoblade for several chapters)

     

    -PLEASE do NOT mention this to any of the CCs. This will be deleted immediately if I found it has been shown to those mentioned in this fic! I DO NOT ship the content creators in this! This fic is in reference and based on fictional Characters ONLY!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,384
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    442
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    6125
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    Homeless Dream: In which Techno takes Dream in when he realizes he has no home.

    Updated every Sunday evening/night.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,311
    Chapters:
    2/25
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1583
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    Summary

    Of all the war generals you had seen, he was different. The pigman had the tall stature of a fighter yet he had a golden crown on his head, the crown of a king. Your eyes scanned him carefully, long, pink hair carefully slipped past the band of a skull mask that hid his face. The features of the pigman stood out to your eyes, the twitch of his long sharp ears, and the red eyes you could see through holes in the mask looking at you like a pest. His sharp jawline was accompanied by two fangs poking out from his bottom lip that was curled into a frown.

    Trigger warnings:
    •extreme sexism
    •blood
    •gore
    •murder
    •war
    •swearing

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,816
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    559
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    Summary

    Tommy escapes exile and finds a cabin home to the terrifying, Blood God. Although, this Blood God saves him from basically freezing to death and makes him soup :)

    Or, I missed that time when there was Techno and Tommy fluff so here

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,530
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    876
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    “Your brother,” she says, making him focus for a moment. “It would be best if you picked him up as soon as possible, but if necessary, someone can stay with him until morning-”

    “Sorry,” Wilbur cuts her off. “But I don't have a brother.”

     

    ----
    Wilbur's mother dies and that's just the start.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,202
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    216
    Kudos:
    903
    Bookmarks:
    167
    Hits:
    16715
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    It's always there, but sometimes it's fainter— some days, it's just a slight shake in his fingers that forces him to steady his pen more as he writes. Some days, it's the quiver of the knife as he slices vegetables for their stew, pressing down a little too hard as he chops the potatoes in halves.

    Those days, he can handle. He can push the uneasy way the shaking of his hands mutters into the back of his brain. Those days, he can almost forget about the way he has to steady his breath and force the thoughts away from his ink-stained palms.

    Some days, it's worse, and today is one of those days, much to Phil's dismay. 
    His talons have gotten too long. 
    _____

    or: Phil is struggling with something he can't control, and is being a prick to himself over it. Techno is there by his side to help him.

    or or: I read a lot of soft platonic emerald duo qpr fics and they made me incredibly happy, so have some self-indulgence of me projecting onto c!phil

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    214
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    Phil knew water hurt endermen, and it only made sense that it hurt Ranboo as well. But when someone tired Ranboo down and forced water into his eyes, over and over and over again, well, neither Phil nor Techno were prepared for the repercussions.

    aka, Some guy tortures Ranboo by dripping water into his eyes way too much, which causes him to go blind.

    tw: Torture (it's not too graphic, but just in case), screaming, crying, panic attacks, slight mentions of blood.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,260
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1214
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    When Ranboo returned to his chair, his food and a larger blanket in tow, he found the shared screen from Techno had closed, replaced instead with their two discord icons sitting next to each other. He sat down, curled up and wrapped in his blanket, and unmuted his microphone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1709
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    There is a wail of a young boy.

    At first, everything in the house lies still. A breath held, tense, just for a moment.

    Then, a sad little hiccup.

    Naturally, a frenzy rains down.

    ———

    OR: Tommy loses his first tooth.

    Philza, Techno, & Wilbur lose their shit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    691
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    704
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    Dream is tortured in prison (not shown) and to cope with his trauma he regresses. Now if only someone would explain that to him, and maybe take care of him…

    Oh hey! Technoblade’s here!

    ———

    I do not know what this is. I do know that I’m exhausted and would like some cuddles myself lol.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,721
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    584
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    7419
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    “This is a horrible idea,” Sam mutters to himself, pacing back and forth. He stares across at Dream, the lava had already fallen. This was only the second time the lava had fallen since Dream had been there.

    He’d been there for months. Sam knew that Dream wouldn’t be able to take much more isolation. Sighing, he steps onto the bridge. Time to let Dream out for a day. Only a day.

    “It’s only a day,” Sam told himself. Oh how wrong he would be.

     

    Or
    Dream is secretly 15. Techno gets to take care of him. (Summary change don’t freak out! The other one just was so bad)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,274
    Chapters:
    50/?
    Comments:
    266
    Kudos:
    1819
    Bookmarks:
    238
    Hits:
    40267
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    Definition of Limpet: one that clings tenaciously to someone or something

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    Tommy scrambles to his feet and throws himself at the big scary man. He grabs fistfuls of his shirt, clinging tight-tight-tight so the man can’t make him let go. “Please, please, please, please, he’s gonna hurt me, he’s gonna hurt me, please!” Tommy wails.
    An arm wraps around him, its huge, and hard, like there’s armor around it but nobody’s fancy enough for armor down here. The big scary man holds him tight and tucks Tommy’s face into his shoulders. “Okay, okay runt, you’re alright, you’re safe. I won’t let anyone touch you."
    //////

    OR: literally just 3k words of Tommy refusing to let Techno put him down and Techno just accepting that

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,217
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    12
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    1861
    Bookmarks:
    263
    Hits:
    6907

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