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Calculus (or the study of instantaneous rates of change and the summation of infinitely small factors to make a whole) by Delta_Pavonis
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Jun 2026
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Given how and where and when Alastor grew up, he generally doesn't consider himself bad at math. There are all sorts of combinations of sums and division and multiplication he can do without the assistance of an adding machine. He first learned the skill while helping his maman scale up and down amounts in the kitchen. He encountered it again as he started to read music and transpose compositions between different keys for different instruments. Then he honed said skill keeping a close eye on what he should be earning for his hours of work versus what white men tried to pay him, not to mention how tips got allocated out amongst band members. So between cooking and music and money, he’s rather competent day-to-day.
In this particular instance, however, Alastor can admit that he has vastly miscalculated.
_____________Alastor and Lucifer engage in a fake relationship in an attempt to fuck with Vox. It doesn't exactly go as planned.
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15 Jun 2026
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The phrase ‘Hell is forever’ that Alastor heard thrown about so often in the recent months had never felt more on point than it did now.
With Charlotte in heaven and the rest of his rag-tag band of hotel occupants absent for the evening, what he really needs is a quiet evening alone.
Unless of course... entertainment decides to come knocking on his door.
Literally.
Set as a look at the evening of the hotel's sole occupant in Episode 6, and the King who has 'forgotten' his daughter isn't there.
1st part of a series in progress following in-betweens of episodes, but can be read as a standalone.Series
- Part 1 of Wicked Game
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04 Jun 2026
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When Alastor goes into rut without realizing that's what happening to him, Lucifer is the only one who knows what's going on, and how to help. The question is, will Alastor let him? || Takes place in some canon adjacent timeline after season 2 while we wait for season 3
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01 Jun 2026
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Alastor never expected to find himself tangled in Lucifer's sheets—much less tangled in Lucifer himself. But between the king’s teasing hands, his mouth and tongue and heat, Alastor quickly learns that Hell’s ruler plays dirty. And Lucifer finds Alastor can play dirtier, especially with motivation.
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22 May 2026
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Alastor is bored. Lucifer is lonely. Together they make a terribly unwise combination. One night of drinking has them considering a ridiculous flight of fancy.
They wouldn't ever be friends, and lovers seemed overly sentimental, but they could be drinking buddies.
A series of oneshots exploring Alastor and Lucifer's relationship progression through drinking, sex, and snark, each one a character study of peculiarities and vulnerabilities centered around the theme of a different beverage.
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11 May 2026