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Feed your dogs, leave a note for Alana.
It had been such a tempting offer, one that buzzed around in Will's mind. He responded on instinct, pressing his mouth to Hannibal's. Then, he ran for all he was worth...
When Hannibal finally finds him, he makes a proposal: Spend one weekend together, and make a decision once and for all about his and Hannibal's fate. Can Will still play Hannibal to get the evidence he and Jack need? Or is he playing a new game now?
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21 Aug 2025
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The Undefeated Truth or Dare Champion of Al Qolnidar by Spicy_Soldier
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Jun 2022
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Guillermo needs to keep Nandor awake and alert in Atlantic City. He gets more than he bargains for, which also happens to be (almost) everything he ever wanted.
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24 Apr 2025
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the one with the secondhand embarrassment by arielmagicesi
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
22 Jul 2022
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Nandor grimaced. “Oh, Guillermo here used to have a little crush on me.”
Guillermo turned red, glaring again at the camera, while Nadja and Laszlo exploded into shouts of delight.
“Oh-ho-ho!” Laszlo exclaimed. “Isn’t that something? Gizmo, you degenerate freak. I like it.”
“How embarrassing, truly, truly sad for you,” Nadja said. “You couldn’t have picked someone less pathetic than Nandor to stroke your cock about?”
“Hey!” Nandor interjected.
“Used to,” Guillermo insisted, still bright red in the face. “Emphasis on used to.”
“Ooh, the lady doth protest too much, methinks,” Laszlo said, grinning at Nadja.
“Yes, are you sure you don’t want to give his new special big dick a try?” Nadja said.
“Nadja! Laszlo! Don’t embarrass him!” Nandor admonished. “Everyone who meets me gets a crush on me, it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. And now we are friends.”
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Silly one-shot that popped into my head about how Guillermo is "mature" and "healthy" now and Nandor is really, really normal about it.Bookmarked by Brohecks
24 Apr 2025
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Laszlo: 🧙♂️
Laszlo: Look Nadja, they even have me in my favorite hat.
Nadja: 🙄
Nandor the Relentless: guillermo look
Guillermo: What am I looking at
Nandor the Relentless: jahan
Nandor the Relentless: 🐴
Guillermo: 🥹
Nandor the Relentless: me andd jahan
Nandor the Relentless: 🧛♂️🐴
Guillermo: 🥹🥹
Nadja: Get a ducking room.
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Nadja has recently acquired a smartphone, on which she has been communicating with Guillermo. Laszlo finds out, and he wants in. He unwittingly opens the door to an unhinged housemate group chat.
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06 Mar 2025
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just look at what you've done to me by readandwritesilver
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Oct 2021
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Guillermo isn’t sure if Nandor will be awake or not as he throws the switches for the lights, given that there are no windows down here and therefore no way to tell whether it’s day or night, but he finds Nandor sitting upright on the edge of his cot.
“I don’t want to hear that I am brainwashed right now, Guillermo,” he says, eyes trained on the concrete floor as Guillermo pushes the heavy wooden door shut behind him and comes down the stairs.
“That’s okay,” Guillermo says, pulling a crate from the small collection in the corner.
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Guillermo visits Nandor in his cellBookmarked by Brohecks
23 Feb 2025