BorderlineRick
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- American Psycho (2000) (5)
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“You ever played the nervous game?” House’s eyes narrow, waiting for Wilson to respond.
“I…don’t think I know what that is,” Wilson admits.
“I can show you,” House tells him, taking another sip of his drink. “If you want to stop thinking. I can see it’s torturing you.”
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House will take any form of pain relief possible. Even better when it involves both drugs and Wilson.
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Fire's in your eyes, and I know I'm not resisting the temptations by BorderlineRick
Fandoms: House M.D.
21 Jun 2025
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Wilson doesn't realise how much he needs House, until he's left alone one night. House just wants some time to himself.
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Game night is in honour of Rimmer's newly acquired hard-light body. Lots of drinking leads to lots of talking, and before either of them know it, they've agreed to have sex, but on the condition it's to provide Rimmer with some practice so he can improve his skills for women.
Not because he's gay.
Definitely not.
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When Starbug hits an unreality pocket, Lister and Rimmer have to ensure the vessel is undamaged. Lister is horny and Rimmer is a hard-light hologram, so put them in a room together and see how it ends.
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Rick takes Jerry on a pity adventure to the one place where nothing bad could ever happen. Naturally, the universe sees this as a challenge.
Rick and Jerry are unknowingly served drinks made with a powerful aphrodisiac. They gotta fuck or die, man.
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30 May 2026
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Lister comes back drunk from a night out at Parrots. He wake Rimmer up.
This gets quite explicit.
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26 May 2026
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Rimmer can't understand why women seem to like Lister so much. Lister thinks it's about confidence and sexual ability - both of which he demonstrates handily.
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26 May 2026
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Lister can't take any more of Rimmer's tight uniform trousers and decides to do something about it.
"Something" being to make him cum in them.
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22 May 2026
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“Thought you were in control,” House murmurs, his mouth close to his ear.
The response is a broken sound, half-moan, half-sigh. He is. He isn’t. The confusion is a thrill, heartbeat loud in his ears.Early-canon House and Wilson meet in New Orleans and immediately make it everyone’s problem.
Includes poor decisions, worse timing, and a bathroom that has seen too much.Bookmarked by BorderlineRick
04 May 2026