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    Going to keep all my Tumblr nonsense together from now on rather than post a new story each time.

    Ratings and tags may change. Chapters will have warnings if they are dubious so you can skip to nicer ones.

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    6/?
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    28
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    1
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    King Cat of Felisanya has become bored with his sex life. When his head concubine jokingly suggests that he try it with a man, he takes her seriously, and sets his eye on his new peace-offering from Britannia, a slave named David. Knowing that the King has a habit of killing unsatisfactory lovers, David’s eunuch – Krytel – suggests that he practice on another slave: a sullen man called Arnel.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    16
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    18
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    3
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    483
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    Rimmer and Lister stuck on a planet, sharing a tent. Nothing could happen, right?...

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    13
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    135
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    Just a collection of one shots for when I get writer's block. Taking requests, tumblr - https://www.tumblr.com/blog/exquisitley-obsessed <3

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    English
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    8,763
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    305
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    The Dwarfers are baffled when they enter a rift in time and space, sending them into another part of time, eight months into their future.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    16
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    78
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    Kochaski, Teresa
    Occupation: Second Flight Mechanic, (Present) Third Astronavigations Officer (Former)
    Next of Kin: Kochanski, Kristine
    Relation: Sister

    Little Kochaski Junior is repairing a Starbug 4 when the radiation leak fries the rest of the crew, leaving her just enough time to get inside the shuttle and seal herself in a stasis pod. 3 million years later Dave Lister is woken up and let lose on the ship again. 3 million and 3 years later, Holly remembers about the second human life he had been supporting down in the shuttle bay.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    3
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    A big wibbly wobbly thing heads towards the Small Rouge One. Has the loved-by-all-but-Arnold Ace Rimmer returned?

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
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    40
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    I promised to show you my early fandom nonsense so here it is (2004 - eep!).

    I don't know why Rimmer is hard-light but Holly and the Dwarf are still around. We shall ignore it, ssshhhh...

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    English
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    3,685
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    47
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    The Boys from the Dwarf with a blood-curdling, side-splitting twist.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    183
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1095
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    a 5 times fic. the red dwarf crew have always suspected there was more to rimmer and lister's relationship than what meets the eye.

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    395
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    140
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    What to do with a half crazed, glitchy, sleep deprived, over-studied hologram?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
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    204
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    Set immediately after the events in the series 6 episode Emohawk: Polymorph II.

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    But it was more than that - more than just persistent inner dialogue, it felt like he needed to actually correct Lister. It rose up inside him like bile, tugging at his vocal cords, clawing at his throat. Rimmer had to concentrate to keep his mouth shut. Then when the moment passed, something twinged slightly inside of him and he’d winced at the fleeting pain.

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    rimmer contracts a truth virus that means he suffers enormous pain whenever he lies.

    tl;dr: rimmer almost dies.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    48
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    A missing scene from Can of Worms/sorry excuse for porn.

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    1/1
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    4
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    12
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    This story takes place shortly after the events on Rimmerworld in series 6.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
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    Season 3. A vignette in which Rimmer seeks revenge for the camphor-wood trunk Lister burned while marooned in 'Marooned'. The Cat and Kryten are forced to take sides. Okay, Kryten takes sides, the Cat just looks at himself in the mirror all day long. Practical jokes and afternoon tea on the observation deck complete the farce. Rated T for disgusting insults.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    The slime makes it home.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
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    79
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    Fluff. Game nights can get interesting when you’re in a ménage à trois.

    This is a remix of felineranger’s Stuck In The Middle With You.

    Language:
    English
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    1,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
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    88
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    The crew stumble on a science center where vile historical figures have been “cured” of evil.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    89
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    Rimmer left Starbug to become someone he liked, but he always hated Ace. Now he feels he's trapped playing a part, a failure in a shiny costume. To become a hero in his own right, Rimmer must face up to his old crew, his family, and his self-loathing...

    This story is a work in progress. Your comments, reviews, and opinions would be deeply appreciated! :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,754
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    645

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