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    “A hug?” Rimmer repeated, just so he could be sure that this was definitely where his evening was going. “You want to hug me?”

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    A stream of consciousness drabble about my main man Arnie J on this fine Sunday night. Not edited as this was more something to write for myself, putting it out there to try to drag myself out of my writing block.

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    Arnold Judas Rimmer and love never mix but when you, a hologram from another ship, glitch to red dwarf due to a fault in your light bee things begin to change. He never thought he was capable of loving someone else ...that was until he met you!

    A/N: I have series 6 Rimmer in mind when I'm writing this just so you know! Also if you use tumblr feel free to follow my RD blog 'smegdwarf' where I also post fanfics as well as fanart and other RD stuffs!

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    Kristine needed some way to keep herself sane. Her Dave had been brought back to maintain her sanity, and with the two of them... separated, she was forced to come up with her own alternatives.

    So her imagination had stepped in for her, created an escape inside her mind. She was lying, pretending, wishing things were back the way they should. She wasn't trapped here on this cranky, squeaky, tiny ship. She wasn't dimensions apart from the love of her life. She certainly wasn't instead stuck with this pathetic bootleg version who seemed perfectly willing to lick three-million-year-old curry off his own feet.

    ...Maybe she should've just let herself fall into that void in the inter-dimensional nothingness.

    But she hadn't. And it's no good thinking like that now. Despite her misgivings with this crew, at least they had kept her alive. She owed them as much to not just go die on them. She owed her Dave that much.

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    A retelling/partial rewrite of the events of series 7 through Kochanski's perspective. Diverges heavily from canon around the point of Blue.

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    It's extremely lonely out in space. How they deal with it is not necessarily healthy.

    Explores their entire star-crossed relationship from Series 1 - TPL

    I plan on doing 2 short stories per series and one for TPL and two for BTE as well as a conclusion (26 stories total), so it's ambitious. Wish me luck.

    With this many stories happening you can probably tag this with every NSFW tag under the sun.

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    When Lister is struck down with a strange affliction, Rimmer prays for a miracle. Help arrives in an unexpected form, but Rimmer is about to find out that it isn’t just Lister’s fate that hangs in the balance...

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    When the crew of the Red Dwarf find another odd looking ship adrift in space they have no idea of the treasures and the danger that lie in store for them. Can they trust the strange man on board and his even stranger friends he has pledged his life to protect?

    This is a fanfic incorporating elements from Red Dwarf and Australian comedy music group the Doug Anthony Allstars' little known sitcom DAAS Kapital with a different backstory for the the Allstars' characters.

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    Sam is determined to do something nice for Lister, and Rimmer experiences an unexpected emotional breakdown.

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    Rimmer moves to Earth at 14 after divorcing his parents and runs into a slob while in detention.

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    3/?
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    After his light bee was ingested it is glitching a bit it makes Rimmer become a child.

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    Another piece of kit breaks on the small rouge one.

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    Talkie returns!

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    Its one of the classic game nights on red dwarf and someone shocks the others.

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    Lister has tried to celebrate the earth holidays to feel more at home and has just got round to bonfire night though he does not take into realisation that Cats do not like loud noises.

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    A scene from an afternoon’s shop

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    You were away from the Dwarf when the radiation leak happened.

    Locked in stasis for god knows how long, you find yourself waking up to a distant future, all your loved ones dead and gone, only a man, a cat, and a certain smeggy hologram remain.

    Not sure how to cope with this new life you'd been thrust into, you give it your best shot.

    Things are bad sometimes, but you come to love your new, strange family.

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    Rimmer having a hard-light body means some pain caused before he died comes back. (He could only feel pain caused while hologram when he was soft light and now he is feeling pain he would feel if he had not died.)

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    this is a quick blurb i wrote and have no idea what to do with.

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    Cat and Lister found some skirts and dresses in girls dorms and lockers they decided to try some of them on.

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    Freshly painted paint. Stupid skit.

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    20/?
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