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    A collection of ficlets based on prompts from Reddit's /r/fanfiction subreddit.

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    20/?
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    Rimmer sighed. "For an all-male crew, we have an alarmingly high rate of pregnancy. Really, a number greater than zero would be a bit much, but this is just smegging ridiculous."

    Lister and Cat shared a look.

    "I'm a hologram, for smeg's sake!" Rimmer continued. "Now all we need is Kryten to get knocked-up by his favorite mop and we'll be four for four."

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    When life on Red Dwarf gets to Rimmer so much he decides to shut down, Lister knows he has to intervene.

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    1/1
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    8
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    15
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    2
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    Series XII, post-Skipper. Kryten has succeeded in integrating the newly repaired quantum skipper with the Holly Hop Drive, and Rimmer has plans for Lister, plans that involve a Dwarfer family trip to the universe of posh David Listers and snuggly, seven-foot-tall rats.

    Cloister knows how many chapters this nonsense will end up being.

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    7/?
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    King Cat of Felisanya has become bored with his sex life. When his head concubine jokingly suggests that he try it with a man, he takes her seriously, and sets his eye on his new peace-offering from Britannia, a slave named David. Knowing that the King has a habit of killing unsatisfactory lovers, David’s eunuch – Krytel – suggests that he practice on another slave: a sullen man called Arnel.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    22
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    4
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    Lister, Cat and Rimmer get a taste of Kryten's life when they are uploaded into mechanoid bodies and forced into slavery.

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    1/?
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    rimmer, it turns out, has a thing for lister's clothes

    set between series iii and series vii.

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    27
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    1
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    157
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    The Boys from the Dwarf with a blood-curdling, side-splitting twist.

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    16/?
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    59
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    6
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    So, on the Red Dwarf Discord, there were some loveley prompts, that for once actually inspired me to write (yes I know about my other fics I haven't finished). Anyway, another time hole opens up, but this time it leads back to 23rd century earth. Lister's home, but some people don't accept his friends like they should...

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Going to keep all my Tumblr nonsense together from now on rather than post a new story each time.

    Ratings and tags may change. Chapters will have warnings if they are dubious so you can skip to nicer ones.

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    12/?
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    The boys from the Dwarf come across a stranded young woman from a parallel universe. Maybe Rimmer's luck is turning around after all...

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
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    16
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    2
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    270
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    Rimmer thinks Lister needs something new to spice things up in the bunkroom, and a little cross-dressing could be just the thing. Pure ridiculous fluff without anything other than dialogue. Sort of a follow-up to “And, when I do...”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    8
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    61
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    a 5 times fic. the red dwarf crew have always suspected there was more to rimmer and lister's relationship than what meets the eye.

    --

    elements inspired by cazflibs' incredible the glitches and the glows series

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    20
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    425
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    [Canon Divergence: Season 7] After Rimmer leaves, Lister falls into a great depression that even Kryten and the Cat can't bear to be around. His time filled with drinking too much and sleepless nights, Lister becomes the definition of 'given up'. One day, Rimmer returns to Starbug, but Lister has seen that in his head too many times.
    It wasn't the real Rimmer. Or was it?
    (Be aware: heavy amounts of Angst, but a happy ending. Inspiration from a Red Dwarf Discord thread)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    10
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    4
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    Goofy Series XI fluff set after “Samsara.” Rimmer takes his board games seriously, and Lister knows when he’s beaten.

    Had I a hat, I’d tip it to LordValeryMimes for “Coitus Interruptus,” and to felineranger for “I Do.” I’ve shamelessly stolen elements of both for my nefarious purposes, and I thank you both!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
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    A brief moment with a pensive Kryten, set around “Krysis.” Can mechanoids find love? If they can, do they really want it?

    Sorry, not sorry for this admittedly cracked potential pairing. It kept me amused while my husband and I went out driving.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
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    31
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    It was paradise, and yet Rimmer was terrified, and Lister cannot find what he could possibly be afraid of. The plants and insects weren't even of the mutant variety.

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    After Rimmer destroys the quantum skipper, Kryten invents a new device that accidentally bring the humans from the reality created by the happiness squid into Red Dwarf.

    Some of them are not wildly popular with the last human and his hard light frenemy.

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    1,069
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
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    Lister wins a mysterious box from a GELF poker game.

    The side of the device simply reads:
    - Press button
    - Make a request
    - Keep it simple

    Rimmer asks the impossible and all smeg breaks loose.

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    3,575
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
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    66
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    After an engine fault leaves Red Dwarf dead in the water, the only option left is to dust off the Holly Hop Drive and hope that their parallel selves would have the replacement part they need. Of all the possible universes to hop into, the last scenario they expected was a Red Dwarf teeming with life, resulting from a very much alive Arnold Rimmer and one Deb Lister.

    Language:
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    3,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    123

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