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    A severe viral infection means Rimmer’s vocal subroutines must be decommissioned for a twenty-four hour diagnostic period. For Rimmer, he might as well have been told he was dying.

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    8/?
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    “Kryten,” he said, voice slow and deliberate, “why is there a monster made of ramen noodles trying to eat us?”

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    Written for "100 words of arguing with your god(s)".

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    100
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    1/1
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    In the "Back To Reality" hallucination, the carpark confrontation with the cop goes differently.

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    Based on a Twitter conversation I had online on how Rimmer and a probably immortal Brittas could have met one another.

    Post-"The Beginning", Rimmer discovers that his ancestor used to be a Lord (read: a member of The House of Lords). It's all fun and games until he finds this very ancestor, an obnoxious cyborg named Gordon Brittas, annoying a GELF colony planet.

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    3/?
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    After the events following Lister discovering Rimmer's secret crush on him, Lister thought they had put all that behind them. But then he has a weird dream about Rimmer that gets him thinking. And if that isn't bad enough, the artificial gravity is on the blink.

    Can be read alone or as part of the series.

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    4/4
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    1
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    "And [Rimmer] attacked me with that fridge… He just wrenched it off the wall and tried to insert it
    in me."

    A tense scuffle in Starbug's kitchen turns into something else.

    The fridge wasn't the only thing Rimmer contemplated inserting into Lister.

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    1/1
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    2
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    16
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    The Kree have gone forward in time to invade Red Dwarf, so Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel arrive on the ship first, so that they can make a battle plan with the Red Dwarf crew.

    Unfortunately, Captain Marvel's drinking problem gets in the way, and she gets very drunk.

    Will Ms Marvel and the Red Dwarf crew be able to sober Captain Marvel up, in time to fight the Kree?

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    After three million years, the hologram personality disks are reaching the end of their life and need to be copied onto new media. Unfortunately Holly's verification circuits got frazzled so that task falls to the crew, and Rimmer is faced with the very real possibility that Lister might discover his darkest secret.

    Can be read alone or as part of the series.

    Series
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    2/2
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    22
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    It’s Sam’s birthday, and Rimmer has a real treat up his sleeve for her. That’s if they can deal with the strange green entity thats currently roaming the ventilation shafts and making rude noises.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    I put my oc with a funny name in Red Dwarf for no one's enjoyment but my own. Anyway, enjoy
    written 2018

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    2/2
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    Set just after The Promised Land. Everyone is celebrating but Lister feels a bit melancholy and heads up to the Observation Dome. It's not long before he has company...

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    4/4
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    3
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    The Guardians of the Galaxy have flown their ship into a wormhole and have gone three million years forward in time.

    The Guardians discover Red Dwarf and decide to invite themselves on board the ship.

    Lister, Cat and Kryten are honoured to have the Guardians as their new friends, but Rimmer doesn't like them.

    So Rimmer decides to get rid of the Guardians from Red Dwarf, and he does.

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    What if Lister wasn’t the last remaining piece of the human race?
    What if someone else had also been given stasis punishment before the radiation leak wiped out the rest of the crew?
    Being your best friend Lister had always been over protective …especially when it comes to Rimmer who you just so happen to have a soft spot for. If only you hadn’t helped hide that damn cat!

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    10
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    It's extremely lonely out in space. How they deal with it is not necessarily healthy.

    Explores their entire star-crossed relationship from Series 1 - TPL

    I plan on doing 2 short stories per series and one for TPL and two for BTE as well as a conclusion (26 stories total), so it's ambitious. Wish me luck.

    With this many stories happening you can probably tag this with every NSFW tag under the sun.

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    Chapters:
    14/17
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    Rimmer's low-key having a breakdown and tries to pass the time by writing a book. God help us all.

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    3/3
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    “Bestest bud in the whole entire universe!” Cat cried, sounding genuinely thrilled to see him in a way that never failed to heat his circuits, and threw a familiar arm around his neck. “I’ve had an idea.”

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    I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
    The sinners are much more fun...
    You know that only the good die young

    Billy Joel_Only The Good Die Young

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    Freshly painted paint. Stupid skit.

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    24/?
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    Their most recent find had been a drifting pleasure carrier, the most luxurious kind of ship possible. There wasn’t all that much of use contained within, apparently the humanoids piloting the craft had indulged in a feast before embarking upon their last fatal orgy, but there had been just enough to keep them all ticking over. And, in addition to that, there had been many fascinating tools of pleasure that his three crewmates had taken great joy in gawping at.

    The latest, and perhaps most important, being a bright pink and rather lengthy dildo.

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