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    Summary

    What if instead of the memory of an old girlfriend, Lister gave Rimmer an old boyfriend? A rewrite of Thanks for the Memory in which Rimmer is forced to combat his own repression in new and fun ways.

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    This is just a load of short fics I write in my freetime. They're not linked to each other, just posting them under the same piece.

    If they're not post a specific episode, they're set if they never lost the Red Dwarf in s6 but still met Legion. (s6/s7 most of these are set like that)

    Enjoy!

    Sum of the first Story:

    Rimmer can't take it anymore. Lister keeps playing his smegging guitar at all hours. Even though he can't stand it, somehow, he is given courage to face his demons.

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    66,906
    Chapters:
    51/?
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    220
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    71
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    2
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    A simple supply run on an abandoned ship goes wrong, leaving Dave Lister, Kryten, the Cat and Holly with a three year old Arnold Rimmer. Lister, not wanting to let the little boy go so quickly, decides to keep him around for a while to give Rimmer a few happy memories of a childhood that was anything but. Set around S10-12, but slightly AU since Holly's around.

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    4,389
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
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    20
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    Whoever says that anonymous love letters are romantic is either a liar, or has never met Arnold Rimmer and Dave Lister.

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    5,159
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    4
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    16
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    78
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    They say there are seven stages of grief.
    They also say there are three trimesters of pregnancy.
    Lister’s pregnancy, on the other hand, involved eleven separate stages, none of which can be succinctly summarized, but all of which I have endeavoured to. It is, after all, my duty to record the many humiliations I know he would rather I forget entirely.

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    4,515
    Chapters:
    9/11
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    23
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    2
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    148
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    A miscalculation on Rimmer’s part puts his and Sam’s relationship in jeopardy.

    Oh and Holly’s invented a time machine.

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    17,623
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    5
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    79
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    Lister is a struggling Engineering student with a crush on the barista he loves to wind up.

    A cafe AU because I'm craving coffee and feelings.

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    2,943
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    138
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    Finally getting a physical body is great and all, but if it means Rimmer has to analyse his less-than-platonic feelings for his shipmate, maybe being able to touch is overrated.

    (aka; rimmer tries to navigate the daily struggles of being a hard-light hologram while hopelessly pining for lister)

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    5,185
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    431
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    Lister is mortally wounded in an accident. Rimmer is forced to reassess everything.

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    14,223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    129
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    Rimmer takes up the Ace mantle.

    He hops from dimension to dimension and it's not easy, nothing ever is for him, but thankfully the Wildfire has a selection of recordings made by previous Aces that guide him through. But at some point he realises that a certain pocket of time and space is dragging up behind him. Undeniably, he can rely on some wise, albeit smug-gitty words left by his counterparts to figure out what's going on.

    And even though everything seems to trace back to a certain someone, certainly there's a rational and coherent explanation for this?

    But, once again, is anything ever this easy for Arnold J. Rimmer?

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    9,205
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    2
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    57
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    After being whacked over the head by a deranged simulant on an abandoned ship, Lister wakes up to find that he is a hologram.

    Language:
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    45,551
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1314
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    When Lister and Rimmer find themselves locked in a cell on-board a simulant death ship, Lister’s claustrophobia kicks in. Rimmer attempts to distract him with a kiss. Lister has some notes.

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    2,097
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    165
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    “Guys, you’re missing the point. All we’re doing is trying to figure out what we should be called. You know, theoretically. If we got married. Rimmer thinks one of us needs to change our name, but I don’t want to be a Rimmer and he doesn’t want to be a Lister."

    Rimmer and Lister have a disagreement about names.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    21
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    34
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    2
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    Rimmer reflects on the last three million and forty years.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    125
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    After an encounter with dust on an abandoned ship, Rimmer and Lister (and The Cat to an extent) experience various jarring phenomena. It is up to them, along with Kryten, to figure out why and what to do about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,540
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    93
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    It turns out that saving the galaxy wasn't the best move.

    Set ten months after Theta Twelve. The final part of my Red Dwarf series. This was really a labour of love, and I actually began this before Holo-man was even drafted.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    54,582
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    202
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    In which Rimmer and Lister have a heart to heart.

    Set after The Promised Land.

    #NoBetaWeDieLikeMen

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,755
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    194
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    Lister pretends to be an alien to make fun of Rimmer. Things don't go quite as planned.

    Language:
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    1,390
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
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    17
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    107
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    Lister wakes up completely alone, and as he searches Red Dwarf for answers, he begins to understand that there are deeper forces at play than he could ever possibly have predicted...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,151
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    149
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    After cracking open a stasis pod on an abandoned transport ship, the crew find something unexpected; a litter of puppies. What's more unexpected is how attached Rimmer gets to them in the weeks after, and how, miraculously, they seem to be making him into less of a smeghead. However, raising puppies in deep space doesn't come without it's challenges...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,684
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    244

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