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    Cat ends up alone and contemplates why he's so uncomfortable with the silence.

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    Lister is determined to celebrate as many Earth holidays as he can and tonight is the Fourth of July. Nothing could go wrong, except for the fact that animals don't like the noise of fireworks. Help comes from the most unlikely source.

    Also on wattpad, same username.

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    It's not just the human crew that are recreated by the Nanobots, as Cat discovers during his vent explorations.

    Based on a prompt in the RD Discord - What if Frankenstein was revived too?

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    King Cat of Felisanya has become bored with his sex life. When his head concubine jokingly suggests that he try it with a man, he takes her seriously, and sets his eye on his new peace-offering from Britannia, a slave named David. Knowing that the King has a habit of killing unsatisfactory lovers, David’s eunuch – Krytel – suggests that he practice on another slave: a sullen man called Arnel.

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    When he was infected with the holo-virus that sent him temporarily insane, why did Rimmer come up with Mr. Flibble?

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    Going to keep all my Tumblr nonsense together from now on rather than post a new story each time.

    Ratings and tags may change. Chapters will have warnings if they are dubious so you can skip to nicer ones.

    Not every story will be shippy.

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    Set between series 9 and 10.

    The crew discovers a new friend and in the process finds that the mining ship Red Dwarf still holds a few surprises.

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    Kochaski, Teresa
    Occupation: Second Flight Mechanic, (Present) Third Astronavigations Officer (Former)
    Next of Kin: Kochanski, Kristine
    Relation: Sister

    Little Kochaski Junior is repairing a Starbug 4 when the radiation leak fries the rest of the crew, leaving her just enough time to get inside the shuttle and seal herself in a stasis pod. 3 million years later Dave Lister is woken up and let lose on the ship again. 3 million and 3 years later, Holly remembers about the second human life he had been supporting down in the shuttle bay.

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    Directly after the events of Epideme, the Starbug crew finally catches up to the long-lost Red Dwarf. Things are not all as they seem when they discover not only that all of the old crew is alive and intact, but for them, Lister and Kochanski had only been gone a few hours.

    Stuck in prison for stealing the Starbug and confidential crew files, they find themselves roped up in a conspiracy that threatens all of their lives – and maybe even the future of the universe itself.

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    Post Series VIII

    They have Red Dwarf back to themselves, but Nano-Rimmer is dead, and Kochanski left to get back to her own universe. And Lister is pregnant again.

     

    Based on this prompt: https://starbuggers.livejournal.com/317.html?thread=180541#t180541 (Post series VIII, Lister is pregnant by Nano-Rimmer who died trying to save everyone. So he's all set for single-parenthood, when Holo!Rimmer returns. Holo!Rimmer, who never knew how Lister felt about him. Things are gonna get awkward.)

    Disclaimer: I own nothing.

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    Rimmer has loved the RHPS for years, but he had no idea it was this popular.

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    There's rather more to softlight than meets the eye. Our two young and intrepid space idiots decide to explore it, get a little carried away and discover something that neither of them had bargained for.

    It is something that they are not supposed to attach significance to.

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    Lister finds himself pregnant after a one night stand with himself. Will he cope with the birth?

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    We all know the insufferable smeghead Arnold Rimmer was brought back to keep Lister, the last human alive, from going insane trapped in Deep Space, but what if there was more to the story? Three million years is a long time, even for the dead.

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    When Holly captures a strange pod floating through space, what are the chances this changes the Dwarfer's lives forever...

    Ah yes, the 80's. a time of good music, questionable fashion choices and the space-race. In a desperate bid to launch themselves years ahead of the Soviet Union, America partnered up with the UK, training up one of their best and brightest students of Oxford University in NASA, 25 year-old Alex was trained alongside distinguished astronauts for a top secret launch. The Cryogenics Department had done their tests on chimps, and now ready for a larger subject. Alex was strapped into the pod on the 31st of October, the team made the final checks before activating the cryogenic system and the pod saluted as it blasted off into space to search for new life among the stars where it would drift for an eternity.

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    New Year prompt fills. Rating and tags may change later.

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    Lister thinks that talking electronics are cute until he encounters Cat’s newest shiny thing, and typical Dwarfer silliness ensues.

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    Rimmer seems obsessed with doing Christmas "right", so why does Lister feel something is wrong?

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    Rimmer left Starbug to become someone he liked, but he always hated Ace. Now he feels he's trapped playing a part, a failure in a shiny costume. To become a hero in his own right, Rimmer must face up to his old crew, his family, and his self-loathing...

    This is a COMPLETE STORY. Your comments, reviews, and opinions would be deeply appreciated! :)

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    The boys from the Dwarf have an interesting Christmas…

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