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    What if Lister wasn’t the last remaining piece of the human race?
    What if someone else had also been given stasis punishment before the radiation leak wiped out the rest of the crew?
    Being your best friend Lister had always been over protective …especially when it comes to Rimmer who you just so happen to have a soft spot for. If only you hadn’t helped hide that damn cat!

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    March the sixteenth, seven thirty one PM to seven forty three PM.
    Twelve minutes. And that includes the time it took to eat the pizza.
    Rimmer's single, brief liason with the ship's female boxing champion.
    But Arnold desn't know that the path to this moment had been subtly laid out twelve long years ago.

    ... What about Norman? Or Normans?

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    It's extremely lonely out in space. How they deal with it is not necessarily healthy.

    Explores their entire star-crossed relationship from Series 1 - TPL

    I plan on doing 2 short stories per series and one for TPL and two for BTE as well as a conclusion (26 stories total), so it's ambitious. Wish me luck.

    With this many stories happening you can probably tag this with every NSFW tag under the sun.

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    The Boys discover a wife from another life in a stasis pod floating in space. Who else can she turn to but the dimensional twin of her philandering bastard husband?

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    Three friends whisk their friend away from the stress of daily life for a road trip only to find that their drive is interrupted by a mysterious fog. Dinosaurs, time holes, and a lot of people that should probably never meet come together to try and figure out how to survive the night.

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    Set just after The Promised Land. Everyone is celebrating but Lister feels a bit melancholy and heads up to the Observation Dome. It's not long before he has company...

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    Lister discovers that Rimmer was fired because of him whilst he was in stasis. He's hiding on Earth with Frankenstein and the kittens, and Lister is eager to both pay off his debt to him and find out more about this new smiling relaxed version of the smeghead he thought he knew.

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    48/?
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    Rimmer's low-key having a breakdown and tries to pass the time by writing a book. God help us all.

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    16. března, sedm třicet jedna až sedm čtyřicet tři večer.
    Dvanáct minut a to včetně doby, kdy jedli pizzu.
    Rimmerův jediný, krátký, nezávazný vztah s přebornicí lodi v boxu.
    Arnold však netušil, že cestička k tomuto okamžiku byla nenápadně vytyčena už před dlouhými dvanácti lety.

    ... a co Norman? Nebo Normané?

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    Listy did summon KthulHa.

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    Death (or reference to death) makes men precious and pathetic; their ghostliness is touching; any act they perform may be their last; there is no face that is not on the verge of blurring and fading away like the faces in a dream. Everything in the world of mortals has the value of the irrecoverable and contingent.
    Among the Immortals, on the other hand, every act (every thought) is the echo of others that preceded it in the past, with no visible beginning, and the faithful presage of others that will repeat it in the future, advertiginem. There is nothing that is not as though lost between indefatigable mirrors. Nothing can occur but once, nothing is preciously in peril of being lost.
    Jorge Luis Borges "The Immortal"

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    Romances and comedies end with the wedding. It is assumed that there is nothing to talk about after. Marguerite Gardiner, countess of Blessington

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    With an auspicious and a dropping eye,
    With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage...
    William Shakespeare

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    When the gods become afraid
    And seems to be heard the rustle in the corners,
    Then they will remember about themselves
    And will love themselves in the mirrors.
    Picnic_This is the Ganges River

    Not every scythe finds worthy stone.
    Leonid S. Sukhorukov

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    They teach at school, they teach at school, they teach at school ...
    A patriotic song for schoolchildren of all times and peoples

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    I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
    The sinners are much more fun...
    You know that only the good die young

    Billy Joel_Only The Good Die Young

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    first part of Dip multiverse

    Dip Dip Dip
    My Blue Ship

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    Freshly painted paint. Stupid skit.

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    24/?
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    A severe viral infection means Rimmer’s vocal subroutines must be decommissioned for a twenty-four hour diagnostic period. For Rimmer, he might as well have been told he was dying.

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    6/?
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    Dave couldn't stop staring at the darkened, motionless light-bee in his hands.

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