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    A big wibbly wobbly thing heads towards the Small Rouge One. Has the loved-by-all-but-Arnold Ace Rimmer returned?

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    Kochaski, Teresa
    Occupation: Second Flight Mechanic, (Present) Third Astronavigations Officer (Former)
    Next of Kin: Kochanski, Kristine
    Relation: Sister

    Little Kochaski Junior is repairing a Starbug 4 when the radiation leak fries the rest of the crew, leaving her just enough time to get inside the shuttle and seal herself in a stasis pod. 3 million years later Dave Lister is woken up and let lose on the ship again. 3 million and 3 years later, Holly remembers about the second human life he had been supporting down in the shuttle bay.

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    I promised to show you my early fandom nonsense so here it is (2004 - eep!).

    I don't know why Rimmer is hard-light but Holly and the Dwarf are still around. We shall ignore it, ssshhhh...

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    Mia Skye has been assigned to work in the Red Dwarf ship project, occupation as a “2nd controller”, (a crew member who is able to control part of the ship). Though two particular people are preventing her from achieving and focusing on her career. (Can you guess who?) Skye finds herself falling for the both of them, something about them made her want to break the rules.

    Will Skye be able to resist, or will she let her feelings get the better of her? Oh god, what has she done now?

    **I made this fic for my own entertainment, I realised I was running out of space on my notes to write more so I’m putting it all on here. Also the chapters are quite short because I can’t write massive ones :3**

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    Everything that's too short to warrant being posted on its own.

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    1/?
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    The Boys from the Dwarf with a blood-curdling, side-splitting twist.

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    14/?
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    Alternative timeline from The End in which Frankenstein is not discovered on the same day as Rimmer fails his exam. Lister and Rimmer talk and slash ensues.

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    rimmer and lister play a drunken game of truth or dare on rimmer's deathday and uncover truths about one another.

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    1/1
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    2
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    a 5 times fic. the red dwarf crew have always suspected there was more to rimmer and lister's relationship than what meets the eye.

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    Reply to a meme prompt of “Can I open my eyes yet?” involving Lister and Rimmer, when Lister tries something foolhardy and too brave yet again. Originally posted to Tumblr; post-Series X.

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    Even though they’d met loads of versions of Rimmer over the years, it hadn’t occurred to him that he’d meet another one before his Rimmer came back.
    His Rimmer. Smeg.
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    Late at night and whisper-quiet, Nanobot!Rimmer asks Lister to tell him about hologram!Rimmer.

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    King Cat of Felisanya has become bored with his sex life. When his head concubine jokingly suggests that he try it with a man, he takes her seriously, and sets his eye on his new peace-offering from Britannia, a slave named David. Knowing that the King has a habit of killing unsatisfactory lovers, David’s eunuch – Krytel – suggests that he practice on another slave: a sullen man called Arnel.

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    14/?
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    What to do with a half crazed, glitchy, sleep deprived, over-studied hologram?

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    Rimmer gets caught. The consequences are unexpected. Possibly.

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    The journey to find Red Dwarf was taking longer than expected, and with the one person Arnold Rimmer was supposed to take care of inside a deep sleep unit, leaving him with nothing else to do, no-one else to talk to, all he did was think – for six years.
    Set between the webcomic, Prelude to Nanarcy, and Psirens.

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    PWP. Lister and Todhunter punish Rimmer for being a little smegger and then make it all better.

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    Set sometime after series 8 and Rimmer has returned from his time as Ace.

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    Going to keep all my Tumblr nonsense together from now on rather than post a new story each time.

    Ratings and tags may change. Chapters will have warnings if they are dubious so you can skip to nicer ones.

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    4/?
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    Set immediately after the events in the series 6 episode Emohawk: Polymorph II.

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    “Vai embora Lister, isso é uma ordem do seu oficial superior” Rimmer disse quando ele notou Lister subindo as escadas.

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    Português brasileiro
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    1/1
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    2
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