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    Rimmer reminisces about his childhood and his relationship with the one person in his early life who cared for him.

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    A collection of ficlets based on prompts from Reddit's /r/fanfiction subreddit.

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    When destiny came knocking wanting a hero, the door was closed and another opened. Arnold Rimmer wasn't destined to be a Space Adventuring Hero, he was destined to go down a different path and be a different type of hero. AU of series seven and eight.

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    Arnold, abused youngest son of the wealthy, snobbish Rimmer family meets Dave Lister, space bum and aspiring musician, aboard the luxury space liner, Red Dwarf.
    Alias, the Titanic-based AU that I foolishly mentioned and several people then insisted should actually be written.

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    King Cat of Felisanya has become bored with his sex life. When his head concubine jokingly suggests that he try it with a man, he takes her seriously, and sets his eye on his new peace-offering from Britannia, a slave named David. Knowing that the King has a habit of killing unsatisfactory lovers, David’s eunuch – Krytel – suggests that he practice on another slave: a sullen man called Arnel.

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    A bit of domestic (and a very wee bit sexy) fluff inspired by a scene from Back to Earth, where Rimmer is idly flipping through a book of carpet samples while Lister is talking to him. Old, married, Series XII Rimsy and Listy.

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    Rimmer discovers Cat is a bit more catlike in more ways than assumed

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    “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

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    Rimmer slept through everyone sneaking out for a fishing trip, now he's got this better alternate version of himself disrupting his brooding time.

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    Rimmer sighed. "For an all-male crew, we have an alarmingly high rate of pregnancy. Really, a number greater than zero would be a bit much, but this is just smegging ridiculous."

    Lister and Cat shared a look.

    "I'm a hologram, for smeg's sake!" Rimmer continued. "Now all we need is Kryten to get knocked-up by his favorite mop and we'll be four for four."

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    When life on Red Dwarf gets to Rimmer so much he decides to shut down, Lister knows he has to intervene.

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    Series XII, post-Skipper. Kryten has succeeded in integrating the newly repaired quantum skipper with the Holly Hop Drive, and Rimmer has plans for Lister, plans that involve a Dwarfer family trip to the universe of posh David Listers and snuggly, seven-foot-tall rats.

    Cloister knows how many chapters this nonsense will end up being.

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    7/?
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    Set after “Skipper” in Series XII - Rimmer attempts to convince Lister that there really is a suave, cultured version of him in a parallel universe, but Lister isn’t buying it.

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    Lister, Cat and Rimmer get a taste of Kryten's life when they are uploaded into mechanoid bodies and forced into slavery.

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    1/?
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    rimmer, it turns out, has a thing for lister's clothes

    set between series iii and series vii.

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    The Boys from the Dwarf with a blood-curdling, side-splitting twist.

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    16/?
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    So, on the Red Dwarf Discord, there were some loveley prompts, that for once actually inspired me to write (yes I know about my other fics I haven't finished). Anyway, another time hole opens up, but this time it leads back to 23rd century earth. Lister's home, but some people don't accept his friends like they should...

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    1/?
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    Time alters the nature of even the most intensely passionate relationship. This is a brief, fluffy glimpse at two very different evenings in the boys’ lives.

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    Going to keep all my Tumblr nonsense together from now on rather than post a new story each time.

    Ratings and tags may change. Chapters will have warnings if they are dubious so you can skip to nicer ones.

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    12/?
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    What if Lister hadn't just been driving a cab, when he first met Rimmer on Mimas? A re-imagining of Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
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    115
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    13
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