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A series of episode-adjacent loosely connected moments chronicling the ups and downs and erections of one Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc., Ssc.
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Based on a Twitter conversation I had online on how Rimmer and a probably immortal Brittas could have met one another.
Post-"The Beginning", Rimmer discovers that his ancestor used to be a Lord (read: a member of The House of Lords). It's all fun and games until he finds this very ancestor, an obnoxious cyborg named Gordon Brittas, annoying a GELF colony planet.
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The whole crew are in shock after Rimmer is killed in a horrible freak vending machine accident. But as Lister struggles to come to terms with the tragedy, he begins to hear a familiar voice calling to him at night. Is he being haunted by the Phantom of his bunkmate? Or is something altogether stranger - and stupider - going on?
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A severe viral infection means Rimmer’s vocal subroutines must be decommissioned for a twenty-four hour diagnostic period. For Rimmer, he might as well have been told he was dying.
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Rimmer is once again torturing himself over an upcoming exam. Lister tries to help and suggests Rimmer might be happier concentrating on something else. Can Lister convince him to give something new a try?
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Lister is pregnant. Rimmer is annoyed by how much he likes that.
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“Kryten,” he said, voice slow and deliberate, “why is there a monster made of ramen noodles trying to eat us?”
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Lister sees a bleak future for himself
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 877
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 44
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Poise. Elegance. Sophistication. Flair. A certain additional je-ne-sais-quoi that marries all the other four with a handful of glitter—these are the things that make a man. No, not a man, nor a God… a male figure skater. For Arnold Rimmer, these are a given.
One day, he is going to be a star.
One day, sooner than anyone would—
That’s when Lister hits him with the Zamboni.
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An attempt to spice up board game night results in a bet, with the loser agreeing to do anything the winner wishes. Lister knew he was going to lose, and that's why he came up with a bet where win or lose, he'd still get to enjoy the results.
Can be read alone or as part of the series.
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- Part 4 of Last Man in Space
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Written for "100 words of arguing with your god(s)".
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In the "Back To Reality" hallucination, the carpark confrontation with the cop goes differently.
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The Normans are winning by Small_Czechoslovakian_Traffic_Warden for Moonliteshdow
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
18 Jul 2022
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March the sixteenth, seven thirty one PM to seven forty three PM.
Twelve minutes. And that includes the time it took to eat the pizza.
Rimmer's single, brief liason with the ship's female boxing champion.
But Arnold desn't know that the path to this moment had been subtly laid out twelve long years ago.... What about Norman? Or Normans?
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Lister and Rimmer’s relationship has changed irreversibly since their moment of zero-gravity passion in the storage cupboard. Rimmer is longing for round two, and Lister has to virtually drag that information out of him.
Can be read alone or as part of the series.
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- Part 3 of Last Man in Space
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After the events following Lister discovering Rimmer's secret crush on him, Lister thought they had put all that behind them. But then he has a weird dream about Rimmer that gets him thinking. And if that isn't bad enough, the artificial gravity is on the blink.
Can be read alone or as part of the series.
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- Part 2 of Last Man in Space
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Filth. Complete and utter filth.
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"And [Rimmer] attacked me with that fridge… He just wrenched it off the wall and tried to insert it
in me."
A tense scuffle in Starbug's kitchen turns into something else.The fridge wasn't the only thing Rimmer contemplated inserting into Lister.
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The Marvels Meet Red Dwarf by Baz
Fandoms: Captain Marvel (2019), Ms. Marvel (TV 2022), Red Dwarf (UK TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain Marvel (Marvel Comics), Ms. Marvel (Comics)
29 Jun 2022
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The Kree have gone forward in time to invade Red Dwarf, so Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel arrive on the ship first, so that they can make a battle plan with the Red Dwarf crew.
Unfortunately, Captain Marvel's drinking problem gets in the way, and she gets very drunk.
Will Ms Marvel and the Red Dwarf crew be able to sober Captain Marvel up, in time to fight the Kree?
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After three million years, the hologram personality disks are reaching the end of their life and need to be copied onto new media. Unfortunately Holly's verification circuits got frazzled so that task falls to the crew, and Rimmer is faced with the very real possibility that Lister might discover his darkest secret.
Can be read alone or as part of the series.
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- Part 1 of Last Man in Space
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It’s Sam’s birthday, and Rimmer has a real treat up his sleeve for her. That’s if they can deal with the strange green entity thats currently roaming the ventilation shafts and making rude noises.
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- Part 6 of Sam and Rimmer