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    In order to know what's going on you'll need to start from the beginning of the series... But..

    With the unexpected arrival of an old flame, Kryten finds himself pinned with the ineffable task of dealing with Pollution. Crowley, with help of Bentley and some catty witches attempt to lend a hand.

    Lister is having trouble dealing with being a deity to the race of cats, while Rimmer learns to deal with some new developments, with Aziraphale's giddy help.

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    The air-con is on the blink and everyone is too hot.

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    What it says on the tin. Lister and Rimmer breathe in sex pollen smoke. Sex ensues.

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    Rimmer had just returned from his annual-when-he-felt-like-it trip down to the diesel decks, and there was something… different about him.

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    au where Red Dwarf is a slightly radiated Welsh ex-mining town populated by strange people and unidentified creatures, Rimmer is a sketch artist joining a group of scientists to investigate the strange place, Lister is the wonderfully peculiar host of the local radio show, and Frankenstein the cat is known to float and quote German fables backwards
    aka a welcome to night vale au

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    18/?
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    4
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    12
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    Arnold, abused youngest son of the wealthy, snobbish Rimmer family meets Dave Lister, space bum and aspiring musician, aboard the luxury space liner, Red Dwarf.
    Alias, the Titanic-based AU that I foolishly mentioned and several people then insisted should actually be written.

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    6/?
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    On second thought, Lister does have better options around than Arnold J. Rimmer.

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    109
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    In an alternate universe, the Cat discovered karaoke and forcing the rest to join him eventually leads to some interesting developments. [Based on an idea shared on the Red Dwarf Discord.]

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    14
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    If only they could both stop thinking about what had happened. Then perhaps it wouldn't need to happen again.

    But they can't stop thinking about it, and what it didn't mean, and what it won't mean when they do it again.

    In short, Rimmer and Lister continue to take advantage of the benefits of holography, and continue to ignore anything that starts with 'fee-' and ends with '-lings'.

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    Going to keep all my Tumblr nonsense together from now on rather than post a new story each time.

    Ratings and tags may change. Chapters will have warnings if they are dubious so you can skip to nicer ones.

    Not every story will be shippy.

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    19/?
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    There's been a silent yet palpable shift in the dynamic between Dave and Arlene following the light bee incident, but neither seem to be exactly certain of how to move forward.

    Meanwhile, a dimensional rift abruptly brings the crew some unexpected guests with very familiar faces.

    [a continuation of Databent]

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    14
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    10
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    I decided to rescue a couple of ficlets written several years ago from the depths of my Tumblr archive. I may or may not expand upon these ideas in the future.

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    2/2
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    4
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    An ever-growing collection of various short ficlets I've written based on prompts.

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    6/?
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    When Rimmer can't stop studying, Lister decides to do something about it. Later Rimmer decides to reciprocate.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Rimmer introduces a big change into Lister's life ... in more ways than one.

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    2/?
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    10
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    18
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    3
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    192
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    I don't know, au where instead of joining red dwarf to get back to earth, Lister joins to get away from earth and all the bad memories there. He works a little harder, understands Rimmer a bit more, and unfortunately, doesn’t have Frankenstein.

    (Warning for suicide mention. It's only one line, but yeah)

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    1/1
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    17
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    Lister discovers that Rimmer was fired because of him whilst he was in stasis. He's hiding on Earth with Frankenstein and the kittens, and Lister is eager to both pay off his debt to him and find out more about this new smiling relaxed version of the smeghead he thought he knew.

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    3,281
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    13
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    28
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    3
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    146
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    Rimmer is having trouble dealing with the over stimulation of his new hard light body.

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    3/?
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    7
    Kudos:
    26
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    5
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    243
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    Aziraphale and Crowley left the cats to their beloved Fushal, but they didn't know that in just a few short centuries they would be visited upon by Famine.

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    51
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    3
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    Gratuitous sex with a bit of banter, and that's basically it. Follows on from Cotton Candy and Up in Smoke.

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    1,716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    262

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