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    "Rimmer had always been in the habit of keeping a diary. It helped, in a way, knowing that once the day's pain and humiliation were over, he could rewrite it whatever way he wanted.
    Certainly, it had started as an earnest historical record of humanity's last days, but eventually the agony of reliving his past mistakes had driven Rimmer to make… edits. And maybe, just maybe, those edits had gone a bit… off the rails, as of late."

    Or, the boys get SO smegging weird about each other.
    You can consider this set in an alternate series 3-4 as that's where I was in my rewatch when I started on this, but it borrows elements from the entire show.
    Updates Tuesday and Friday.

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    In which Lister insists on Christmas, The Cat insists on wearing something sparkly, Holly insists on destroying all of space and time, and Kryten insists on finishing the ironing, imploding universe or otherwise.

    It's probably a job for Ace Rimmer, which is a shame really, because all they’ve got is a pair of festive scutters and a hologrammatic headcase with a hangover.

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    Lister knew what this was really about, and he wasn't having it. 

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    No plot really basically all smut of Rimmer and Lister set before the accident

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    Lister is touch-starved. Rimmer interprets it as a personal attack

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    If he had a DollarPound for every time he’d ended up stranded on an ice planet with only Rimmer for company he’d have two DollarPounds. Which wasn’t very many, but it was weird that it’d happened twice.

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    Kryten takes a tumble, and the Boys from the Dwarf have to work together
    apart from Cat, who just does his own thing

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    There's been a silent yet palpable shift in the dynamic between Dave and Arlene following the light bee incident, but neither seem to be exactly certain of how to move forward.

    Meanwhile, a dimensional rift abruptly brings the crew some unexpected guests with very familiar faces.

    [a continuation of Databent]

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    There was a grand total of two things that Lister didn't expect to find while browsing a popular porn website. The first was scutters teaching sign language.

    The second was Arnold J. Rimmer.

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    The fracture was as small as the one in the picture all those years ago. Barely noticeable unless at a certain angle and pointed at just like what those doctor’s showed him all those years ago. It spanned a total of three centimeters long but that was three centimeters too many.

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    At the end of his life, Rimmer wonders if he was fated to die, or if he could have done something different to change things.

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    A series of episode-adjacent loosely connected moments chronicling the ups, downs, erections and absolutely not the falling in love of one Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc., Ssc.

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    The whole crew are in shock after Rimmer is killed in a horrible freak vending machine accident. But as Lister struggles to come to terms with the tragedy, he begins to hear a familiar voice calling to him at night. Is he being haunted by the Phantom of his bunkmate? Or is something altogether stranger - and stupider - going on?

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    Exploring a derelict craft, Lister comes across a rather interesting looking virtual reality game, which turns out to be not quite what it seems.

    Can be read alone or as part of the series.

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    Lister se jen snažil věnovat Rimmerovi vzpomínky na svou bývalou přítelkyni. Dát Rimmerovi všechny svoje vzpomínky? To byla vážně chyba.

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    Zřejmě nestačí být poslán do vězení. Ach, ne. Rimmer očividně musí sdílet celu s osobou, která nemíní sklapnout o tom, že on není ten pravý Rimmer.

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    What if instead of working Z-shift, Lister and Rimmer worked at the coffee shop on Red Dwarf? So far, each chapter either covers a day in their life or it references particular days and what that might look like for them.

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    18/?
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    When Red Dwarf is almost eaten alive by a corrosive micro-organism, it's up to the universe's favourite hero to save the day... and then things get emotional and complicated.

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    Lister discovers that Rimmer was fired because of him whilst he was in stasis. He's hiding on Earth with Frankenstein and the kittens, and Lister is eager to both pay off his debt to him and find out more about this new smiling relaxed version of the smeghead he thought he knew.

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    Lister makes an indecent deal with Low Rimmer for the copy of the triplicator on his ship, and Rimmer cannot even begin to comprehend this.

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