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    Nobody obeys Rimmer, not even his legs.

     

    I changed the rating from Mature to Explicit, because chapter 3 will be EEExplicit (duh).

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    8
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    19
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    Going to keep all my Tumblr nonsense together from now on rather than post a new story each time.

    Ratings and tags may change. Chapters will have warnings if they are dubious so you can skip to nicer ones.

    Not every story will be shippy.

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    21/?
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    43
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    106
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    In checking out a terraformed planet, the Dwarfers have to run an unusual gamut to learn about the inhabitants.

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    10/?
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    52
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    34
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    3
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    410
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    Rimmer is at his wit's end with the way Lister doesn't recognize his clear power position in the relationship.

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    2/2
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    1
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    7
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    17
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    1
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    178
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    After spying on Lister's dreams in the Dream Recorder, Rimmer tries to work through some very difficult revelations.

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    2/?
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    32
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    1
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    Lister discovers that Rimmer was fired because of him whilst he was in stasis. He's hiding on Earth with Frankenstein and the kittens, and Lister is eager to both pay off his debt to him and find out more about this new smiling relaxed version of the smeghead he thought he knew.

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    42/?
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    256
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    200
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    23
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    4563
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    After moving to Canada, Lister's life changes in many ways.

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    1/1
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    1
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    5
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    13
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    85
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    Set before the accident so Rimmer is alive and human.

    The boys get into a fight coming in from work and there’s only one way to get Rimmer to shut his smegging trap

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    1/1
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    I imagined it as set before the accident so Rmmer is still alive and not a hologram but can work with him being hard-light

    Lister finds a gay porno “Big Boys in Boots” under Rimmers pillow and gets some ideas for the bedroom.
    __________________________________

    Series
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    1/1
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    4
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    It's been a long time since David Lister's brush with vampirism, but there's one moment from the whole ordeal Rimmer would like to revisit...

    (A remix of The End of Time by FelineRanger, written for the Red Dwarf Fic Remix Fest 2021)

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    English
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    2,471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
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    16
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    78
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    Lister’s never been terribly health conscious, but he has his own reasons for submitting to Rimmer’s exams.

    Remix of ‘Health & Safety’ by TottyTottyTotty

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    2,059
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
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    25
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    249
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    A comic remix of FelineRanger's excellent Light The Way

    Post The Promised Land: Rimmer's made a marvellous discovery while Lister's been left pondering a personal revelation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    706
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    17
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    108
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    Still in his cell on Legion's space station, Rimmer dreams of Sebastian under the eyes of a visitor.

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    1/1
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    19
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    107
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    In a dark alternate dimension which shouldn't exist, high-class prostitute Low Rimmer finds a new way to arouse his most powerful and dangerous client, Sebastian Doyle.

    This is a remix of Softlightpen's fic "Correction", written for the Red Dwarf Fic Remix Fest 2021.

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    1/1
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    8
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    8
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    65
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    A drabble about the many things Rimmer has been called in his life, and after.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
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    2
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    114
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    Arnold and Dave are finally together - but that doesn't mean that Rimmer's rejection issues have magically vanished.

    Set in some ambiguous time between season 6 and 10, early in Lister and Rimmer's relationship.

    A redraw of a comic I posted on Livejournal back in 2006

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    8/8
    Comments:
    4
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    14
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    1
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    Prompt fills.

    1. “Oh no, I feel bad- SYKE, no I don’t.”

    2. “I’ve never met a more stubborn person in my life.” “You like it.” “Do I?”

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
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    22
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    120
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    Lister and Rimmer end up in an awkward spot after a minor accident. Set any old time after the Legion episode - Rimmer's got his hard-light drive.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    9
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    52
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    2
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    415
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    After Rimmer gets a hard-light body, Lister offers him a bit of a hug (why not, eh? Since he's capable of them now).

    He doesn't expect to enjoy it as much as he does, and he doesn't expect to realise he'd needed it—apparently just as much as Rimmer did.

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    Kristine needed some way to keep herself sane. Her Dave had been brought back to maintain her sanity, and with the two of them... separated, she was forced to come up with her own alternatives.

    So her imagination had stepped in for her, created an escape inside her mind. She was lying, pretending, wishing things were back the way they should. She wasn't trapped here on this cranky, squeaky, tiny ship. She wasn't dimensions apart from the love of her life. She certainly wasn't instead stuck with this pathetic bootleg version who seemed perfectly willing to lick three-million-year-old curry off his own feet.

    ...Maybe she should've just let herself fall into that void in the inter-dimensional nothingness.

    But she hadn't. And it's no good thinking like that now. Despite her misgivings with this crew, at least they had kept her alive. She owed them as much to not just go die on them. She owed her Dave that much.

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    A retelling/partial rewrite of the events of series 7 through Kochanski's perspective. Diverges heavily from canon around the point of Blue.

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    English
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    7,677
    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    11
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