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    Kryten’s orders are usually given, scheduled, or yelled, but he came up with this particular one on his own.

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    1/1
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    3
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    Rimmer is overwhelmed by guilt and makes a terrible choice. Lister has to save him. Frankie sleeps through the whole thing.

    Part 2 of the Frying Pan verse

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    34
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    9
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    This is just a load of short fics I write in my freetime. They're not linked to each other, just posting them under the same piece.

    If they're not post a specific episode, they're set if they never lost the Red Dwarf in s6 but still met Legion. (s6/s7 most of these are set like that)

    Enjoy!

    Sum of the first Story:

    Rimmer can't take it anymore. Lister keeps playing his smegging guitar at all hours. Even though he can't stand it, somehow, he is given courage to face his demons.

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    70,310
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    53/?
    Comments:
    234
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1944
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    Everything that's too short to warrant being posted on its own.

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    3,559
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    13/?
    Comments:
    32
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    80
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1231
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    They say there are seven stages of grief.
    They also say there are three trimesters of pregnancy.
    Lister’s pregnancy, on the other hand, involved eleven separate stages, none of which can be succinctly summarized, but all of which I have endeavoured to. It is, after all, my duty to record the many humiliations I know he would rather I forget entirely.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    220
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    Lister discovers that Rimmer was fired because of him whilst he was in stasis. He's hiding on Earth with Frankenstein and the kittens, and Lister is eager to both pay off his debt to him and find out more about this new smiling relaxed version of the smeghead he thought he knew.

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    18,766
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    899
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    What if instead of the memory of an old girlfriend, Lister gave Rimmer an old boyfriend? A rewrite of Thanks for the Memory in which Rimmer is forced to combat his own repression in new and fun ways.

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    English
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    7,331
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    90
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    one shot - a git is a git. it is not the enunciation

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    1/1
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    5
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    37
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    A simple supply run on an abandoned ship goes wrong, leaving Dave Lister, Kryten, the Cat and Holly with a three year old Arnold Rimmer. Lister, not wanting to let the little boy go so quickly, decides to keep him around for a while to give Rimmer a few happy memories of a childhood that was anything but. Set around S10-12, but slightly AU since Holly's around.

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    4,389
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
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    111
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    Porn. It's porn. Click only if you want to see porn.

    Language:
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    19
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    173
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    For Jenna who requested this fic

    Rimmer gets ill and Lister panics.

    Language:
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    2,459
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    130
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    Whoever says that anonymous love letters are romantic is either a liar, or has never met Arnold Rimmer and Dave Lister.

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    5,159
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    85
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    Lister is a struggling Engineering student with a crush on the barista he loves to wind up.

    A cafe AU because I'm craving coffee and feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,943
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    141
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    After Rimmer returns from being Ace, he and Lister have a lot of catching up to do.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    173
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    What if instead of working Z-shift, Lister and Rimmer worked at the coffee shop on Red Dwarf? So far, each chapter either covers a day in their life or it references particular days and what that might look like for them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,378
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    926
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    Lister and Rimmer get stuck together on a strange ship. The captain is more than gracious enough to offer them quarters to stay in but there's only one bed. From a tumblr prompt "There's only one bed."

    Language:
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    1,530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
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    139
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    Kochanski's gone, Rimmer's back, so things should be back to normal. Key word: should. But nothing's that easy when you're dealing with one Arnold Rimmer.

    Language:
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    2,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    83
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    Finally getting a physical body is great and all, but if it means Rimmer has to analyse his less-than-platonic feelings for his shipmate, maybe being able to touch is overrated.

    (aka; rimmer tries to navigate the daily struggles of being a hard-light hologram while hopelessly pining for lister)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,185
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    441
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    Lister is mortally wounded in an accident. Rimmer is forced to reassess everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    144
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    They knew each other fairly well, a great deal, so much so that there really wasn't anything they couldn't say to one another.

    And yet, it was the things they didn't say that really said the most.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    814
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    87

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