1 - 20 of 1248 Works in Dave Lister

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    A series of episode-adjacent loosely connected moments chronicling the ups, downs, erections and absolutely not the falling in love of one Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc., Ssc.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,808
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    115
  2. Tags
    Summary

    “Kryten,” he said, voice slow and deliberate, “why is there a monster made of ramen noodles trying to eat us?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    402
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    24
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Lister is pregnant. Rimmer is annoyed by how much he likes that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    165
  4. Tags
    Summary

    A quick study of how Dave Lister could realistically ever get home when home is three million years away.

    Previously deleted. Original summary: [ A rambling notfic where I show how Red Dwarf could end. Because my god, how in the world does Dave ever expect to get home when he's 3 million years away in the distance ]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    851
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    7
  5. Tags
    Summary

    The boys happen upon a planet with a breathable atmosphere. So, what’s the catch? Set between Legion and Back to Earth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    779
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    32
  6. Tags
    Summary

    On a supply run to a no longer inhabited moon, Lister contracts a disease that only affects those suffering from unrequited love. He claims he doesn't have feelings for anyone, but he is faced with a choice: honesty or death.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,855
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    59
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Lister : Come on, no one works Saturday night!
    Rimmer : You don't work any night. You don't work any day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    21
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Based on a Twitter conversation I had online on how Rimmer and a probably immortal Brittas could have met one another.

    Post-"The Beginning", Rimmer discovers that his ancestor used to be a Lord (read: a member of The House of Lords). It's all fun and games until he finds this very ancestor, an obnoxious cyborg named Gordon Brittas, annoying a GELF colony planet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,777
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    59
  9. Tags
    Summary

    The whole crew are in shock after Rimmer is killed in a horrible freak vending machine accident. But as Lister struggles to come to terms with the tragedy, he begins to hear a familiar voice calling to him at night. Is he being haunted by the Phantom of his bunkmate? Or is something altogether stranger - and stupider - going on?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,229
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    332
  10. Tags
    Summary

    A severe viral infection means Rimmer’s vocal subroutines must be decommissioned for a twenty-four hour diagnostic period. For Rimmer, he might as well have been told he was dying.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,102
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    465
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Rimmer is once again torturing himself over an upcoming exam. Lister tries to help and suggests Rimmer might be happier concentrating on something else. Can Lister convince him to give something new a try?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,444
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    37
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Lister sees a bleak future for himself

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    877
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    61
  13. Tags
    Summary

    An attempt to spice up board game night results in a bet, with the loser agreeing to do anything the winner wishes. Lister knew he was going to lose, and that's why he came up with a bet where win or lose, he'd still get to enjoy the results.

    Can be read alone or as part of the series.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,061
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    114
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Written for "100 words of arguing with your god(s)".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    21
  15. Tags
    Summary

    In the "Back To Reality" hallucination, the carpark confrontation with the cop goes differently.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,910
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    73
  16. Tags
    Summary

    March the sixteenth, seven thirty one PM to seven forty three PM.
    Twelve minutes. And that includes the time it took to eat the pizza.
    Rimmer's single, brief liason with the ship's female boxing champion.
    But Arnold desn't know that the path to this moment had been subtly laid out twelve long years ago.

    ... What about Norman? Or Normans?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,619
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    66
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Lister and Rimmer’s relationship has changed irreversibly since their moment of zero-gravity passion in the storage cupboard. Rimmer is longing for round two, and Lister has to virtually drag that information out of him.

    Can be read alone or as part of the series.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,075
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    110
  18. Tags
    Summary

    After the events following Lister discovering Rimmer's secret crush on him, Lister thought they had put all that behind them. But then he has a weird dream about Rimmer that gets him thinking. And if that isn't bad enough, the artificial gravity is on the blink.

    Can be read alone or as part of the series.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,942
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    274
  19. Tags
    Summary

    "And [Rimmer] attacked me with that fridge… He just wrenched it off the wall and tried to insert it
    in me."

    A tense scuffle in Starbug's kitchen turns into something else.

    The fridge wasn't the only thing Rimmer contemplated inserting into Lister.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    864
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    115
  20. Tags
    Summary

    The Kree have gone forward in time to invade Red Dwarf, so Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel arrive on the ship first, so that they can make a battle plan with the Red Dwarf crew.

    Unfortunately, Captain Marvel's drinking problem gets in the way, and she gets very drunk.

    Will Ms Marvel and the Red Dwarf crew be able to sober Captain Marvel up, in time to fight the Kree?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,184
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    104
    Hits:
    98

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation