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Kenny McCormick died during Kyle Broflovski's 10th birthday, yet no one remembers, not even Kenny. With everyone questioning his sanity and institutionalization closing in, Kyle forms an unlikely alliance with the last person he'd ever trust, the biggest asshole in South Park:
Eric Cartman
In his desperate search for the truth, will Cartman prove to be his lifeline...or downfall?
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- Part 1 of Kenny Dies
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“So. Kyle. This is the second time you've come to my office regarding... Mr. Cartman. The first time because of an email that you didn't like.”
“He called me a cocksucker!” The redhead said indignantly, his eyes wide open.
PC Principal raised his index finger. “Well, he didn’t say you were a cocksucker, but that you behaved like one.”
“What’s the difference?!”
“Nuances.”
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09 Jul 2026
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Tonight, Tomorrow, and the Rest of Your Life by sharksdonthavescales for creamdream98
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04 Jul 2026
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The summer after high school graduation, Cartman and Kyle shared a moment that Kyle has since done his best to avoid unpacking. Thankfully, Cartman has a totally normal and not at all dramatic plan to force Kyle’s hand.
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04 Jul 2026
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Eric is on a sexploitation horror movie kick and seems convinced that he could Stockholm the fuck out of Kyle. Kyle doubts this. Eric Stockholms the fuck out of Kyle.
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03 Jul 2026
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Eric writes a fanfiction about Kyle getting fucked. Kyle does not let it slide.
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19 Jun 2026
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When Cartman starts hooking up with the Imaginationland version of Kyle, everyone just rolls with it. But the real Kyle, naturally, has some concerns. Namely, how it's affecting his feelings towards Cartman. But when he finds out that his horny doppleganger would like to experience a life outside of Cartman's bedroom, they decide to do a Prince and the Pauper style swap.
But will Cartman find out? And would it be the worst thing in the world if he does?
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19 Jun 2026