17 Works in Kyle Broflovski & Eric Cartman

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    Eric Cartman is only one obstacle away from leading a perfectly content life.
    It's always been there.
    That obstacle's name is Kyle Broflovski.

    Naturally, Cartman does everything in his power to prevent the inevitable.

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    English
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    81,271
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    178
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3135
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    When Eric's mom gets back together with an old ex-boyfriend from her younger days, she has no idea the effect it will have on her and her son. Eric is thrust into a nightmare world, filled with abuse and pain. Will Kyle, his rival, save him? Or will he just make things worse?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,543
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    983
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    When everything Kyle knows in life comes crashing down around him, where is he supposed to turn? Who can he confide in? And how will he come to terms with feelings he’s been trying to avoid his entire life?

    And to think, it all started because of that damn party.

    Series
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    English
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    9,652
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    150
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    It was Stan's birthday and he gets a little plastered. His actions cause a break in the Super Best Friends' relationship - will they be able to ever repair the damage?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,641
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1478
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    Eric Cartman era aún muy joven cuando tuvo que entender el significado de tener un alma gemela, y peor todavía si eso conllevaba una enorme responsabilidad.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    18,422
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    69
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    Kyle y Cartman se odian, eso es algo bastante evidente. Lo que no es tan evidente, tal vez, es la intensa tensión sexual que hay entre ellos una vez están a solas. A fin de cuentas, es complicado decir que no cuando te prometen correas bien apretadas y sexo duro, ¿verdad?
    Un fic muy, muy sucio con clara inclinación BDSM que acontece durante el final del último capítulo de mi fic Hanahaki.

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    Español
    Words:
    15,649
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    200
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    Прокоптелая индустриальная котельная, в которую превратился их город, сжигает своих жителей изнутри.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    1,406
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    23
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    Why did Kenny want to be a hero?

    It boiled down to the principle of the thing, he guessed.

    He, like Principal Victoria, wanted to make something that'd outlive him. Some kind of tribute to this bitch of an earth that also doubled as a memorial. Something that, when people looked at it, associated with him-- “Oh, there's that charity drive the McCormick kid set up. Kenny, right?”

    Not that he'd make a fucking charity drive.

    ~~

    [Also known as BNMKH, a South Park/BNHA AU. Will be updated sporadically. Comments are chicken soup for the soul!]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,704
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    232
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    im kyle.
    im 17.
    and im pretty sure im a psychopath.

    eric cartman was new.
    hed started that term.
    i thought he could be interesting to kill.
    so i pretended to fall in love with him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,703
    Chapters:
    2/9
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    283
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    This is the realest piece of garbage I’ve ever written and anyone who’s ever procrastinated can probably attest to that. Kyle has a paper due tomorrow and it's one in the morning and this is going about as well as anyone thinks. Anyway, here’s ‘We are all Kyle Broflovski’

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    715
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    489
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    Eric can't get his baby to eat the lovely baby food she needs, so he comes up with a plan when Kyle brings home KFC.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    998
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    The adventure of Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman's son, Abel's, first word.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,346
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    932
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    Kyle enjoys the holiday season. An old Christmas fanfic that I'd completely forgotten about until recently exploring my computer. You're welcome. (Kyman; if you squint)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    909
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Hits:
    460
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    Kyle uses the state Fair as his advantage to win Eric's heart. He plans a magical night for them, going to treat him to things, win a prize for him, then confess his undying love for him on top of the ferris wheel, then kiss him just as the fireworks go off.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,225
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    652
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    Kyle just wants to be able to not think about all of the stress he faces in life, so he finds this sense of calm in running. Or he did until Eric became a distraction.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,182
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1465
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    When Butters writes a love note for Cartman, things are bound to go horribly wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,649
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Hits:
    785
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    Kyle has been reclusive since school had ended. He gets invited to go to a party that Stan's hosting, and manages to get drunk off his ass with none other than Eric Cartman. Sure, Cartman's mellowed out a little, but he's really exactly the same. His parents are pressuring him to do well on the college entrance exam, but he fails due to extreme stress and something Cartman had told him the morning after the party. Kyle can't even bare the thought of it, but Cartman could be right and have him all figured out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,527
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    366

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