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    get me off the floor by

    Fandoms: The Bear (TV 2022)  

    31 Aug 2025

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    "He was right when he said Carmen was strong. He worked for what he wanted like a fucking dog. He wanted to stop stuttering, so he stopped fucking talking and quietly practiced in his room until he got past it (for the most part) without the help of a speech therapist. He wanted to open a restaurant with Michael, so he sketched blueprints, made menus, and tried (and failed) to calculate the expenses (and he would have opened it too, if Michael had done it with him). He wanted to be a professional chef, so he became Food and Wine's Best New Chef before he turned twenty-one. And now he wanted to die... and the only thing that could stop him was God Himself."
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    a world in which Michael lives because Carmen almost dies

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    08 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 37

    Kitchen Table HR Violation by

    Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)

    24 May 2026

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    28 Jun 2026

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    nobody is perfect [until you fall in love with them] by

    Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

    28 Nov 2022

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    “You, uh.” Stede hesitates, not sure how, exactly, to phrase what he wants to ask. “How do you know a Portuguese prison guard, then?”

    Izzy shrugs. “I get around.”

    [Five times Stede witnesses people reacting particularly curiously to Izzy, plus the one time he finds out what other skill Izzy is known for across the seven seas. Or, as Ed puts it: “Izzy’s been leaving a string of broken hearts and aching dicks all across the Caribbean for the last twenty-odd years.”]

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    19 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 91

    Into the Mountain We Wander (Alt Title: Wishful Thinking) by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    29 Apr 2026

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    After not hearing from their dear former burglar for over a year, rumors of a lost hobbit child reach the Lonely Mountain, and Erebor's two princes make it their mission to find him and keep him safe. Meanwhile, that former burglar has lost his dear nephew in the Mirkwood, and seeks him out.

    Unbeknownst to him, that boy talks a lot about his uncle's adventures.

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    11 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

    you’re no 3rd wheel, baby, we’re a unit by

    Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)  

    14 Mar 2023

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    John woke up from a recurring nightmare from his time spent tortured in hell. Ray and Nora comforted him.

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    22 Mar 2026