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    Stede Bonnet’s whole world was about his work, relationships are nonexistent, and don’t even mention the word orgasm. But when he inherits a sex toy store, Stede is caught between business and a store filled with every imaginable kind of pleasure—including his infuriatingly irresponsible and deliciously sexy new co-owner.

    Edward Teach learned the hard way that he can have too much of a good thing. Which is precisely why he’s taken an oath of celibacy and is focusing on how to make The Right Spot a success. But once again, Edward’s emotions are getting in the way and temptation comes in the form of his friend’s lunatic nephew inheriting half the business.

    With bankruptcy looming over their heads, Ed and Stede are on the verge of losing both their income and the possibility of love. Can they work together to save The Right Spot before they lose everything?

    (photo links are broken at the moment because they used to be hosted through discord, but I am slowly working to find a new solution)

    (art embedded throughout by @loveisalie_lie on twitter)

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    As Ed closes for the night he walks out to the parking lot to hear indistinguishable yelling.

    As he rounds the corner he finds two men, one bloody and broken, the other standing over top of him.

    Ed takes the stranger to the hospital after ruffing up his attacker and acts as his ‘Emergency Contact’ so he’s allowed to stay with him.

    He learns the man’s name is Stede Bonnet, and as he waits for him to wake up he calls Stede’s real emergency contact. Learning that his attacker was actually Stede’s boyfriend, Darren.

    Ed is not one to condone domestic abuse so he does everything in his power to get Stede to break up with him. Showing him he doesn’t deserve awful men like him.

    The two fall in love as they relay stories to eachother and realize they actually have a lot in common.

    Though they may have obstacles to overcome, they will do it together.

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    Jack’s face is all scrunched up, fucking moustache touching the tip of his nose. “The fuck? What kind of pirate—?”
    But Izzy knows what kind of pirate would do that. Shit. And he'd thought things had been going so well.
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    After leaving the Revenge, Izzy shacks up with Calico Jack and tries to start over. But the Universe has a tendency to laugh in his face, and apparently it's found the perfect tools for that: Stede fucking Bonnet, and a fucking desert island.

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    Ed has resigned himself to a life he hates, stressed and bored at work and burning through a rotation of shitty boyfriends. Stede is doing what he actually wants for the first time in his life and is struggling to see a way forward beyond just making it through each day. After they hit it off when they both go to key Ed's ex boyfriend's car after Ed breaks up with him at Stede's restaurant, they'll have to navigate finding love later in life and put in the work of healing themselves and helping each other so they can build a life they're excited to live.

    Updating daily!

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    They did a good job.

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    Izzy Hands dies and gets a glimpse of what his life could have been like if things were different.
    Izzyverse fic featuring: Benjamin Hornigold, Ned Lowe, "Calico" Jack Rackham, Ricky Banes, Stede Bonnet
    Updates every other day

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    Stede Bonnet, divorced dad, is talked into going to his first gaming convention by his teenage daughter. He meets the handsome Dungeon Master and darling of the livestream game community, Blackbeard. Will his daughter's gaming group help him make a love match?

    If you haven't yet signed the petition to save Our Flag Means Death, please do so. https://www.renewasacrew.com/petition

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    Edward Teach arrives at his AirHotel to find it's the fanciest house he's ever seen. The host has left him all kinds of luxurious treats, including the most comfortable pair of slippers.

    The more he finds out about his host, Stede Edward Harcourt Bonnet, who's visiting his children in Aotearoa NZ, the more bewitched he becomes.

    When he accidentally stumbles across Stede's favourite sex toy one evening, a whole new world of self-discovery is opened up for both of them from across the globe.

    They do their best to navigate the unexpected situation they find themselves in, and learn to accept themselves as they accept each other.

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    He was a trans boy, she was a trans girl, can I make it more obvious?

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    Rainy day baby

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    Selachophilia (noun) - extreme fondness for, or love of sharks

    Jack does grunt work for underworld businessman Benjamin Hornigold, who has recently acquired a shark hybrid on the black market. Useful for disposing of evidence, but a nuisance when it goes into heat. As an Alpha with adventurous tastes, Jack is tasked with handling the heat. He gets more than he bargained for with the hybrid, and learns that there's more than one way to be an Alpha.

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    Edward Teach has made a massive mistake-- what's a few more?

    A Gentlebeard lovers to exes to lovers fic set in the modern era.

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    He already knows Jack is going to do it.

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    In 2010 Edward Teach found fame in his early thirties and his first large purchase was a sprawling house set on a hill that his mother had once worked in. He wanted to give her the world now that he had the money to make sure she always had everything she wanted.

    He was surprised when a Bonnet came through the crumbling wall that surrounded the house, cheerfully greeting him with a sickly sweet confection and a smile that it was easy to fall into. For everything he'd heard about the Bonnets growing up, this man seemed to be the exception.

    In the present, Edward would always wonder if he would have been better meeting the harsh man that had been Stede Bonnet's father, instead of Stede himself. It would have saved both of them so much pain.

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    Request: "Hi I really liked ur too gentle to be a pirate slow burn for Izzy, and I wondered if you could do something similar but for ed teach"

    This will be a series that I am slowly going to work on. A slow burn with Edward Teach before meeting Stede. Edward and Stede are end game, but it's fun to imagine what a relationship with younger Edward would have been like.

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    It's hard to keep the faith out at sea but there's always room to play pretend. Izzy might no longer have a Bible but he still has Ed and Jack.

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    Izzy Hands has a secret, one that even his captain doesn't know about. He's an omega, hiding his identity with suppressants. He won't be able to keep this secret much longer and it's revelation will turn his world upside-down.

    But there are other secrets on the sea, and one of them might set things to rights.

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    Every happy ending has a beginning.

    Before the famous Blackbeard, before the romance with a certain Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach was a young waif, thirteen years old, blood on his hands and the life at sea as a pirate his only escape. Life under the clever but cold Ben Hornigold isn't easy, and less so for the youngest member of the crew who can't seem to stay out of trouble. It takes all of Edward's wit, cunning, and sheer tenacity just to survive, let alone find his own way in the world full of people who want to keep him in his place.

    Never Shall We Die is an epic story full of adventure and freedom, wild joy, crushing despair, friends, enemies, mentors and lovers... Watch as Edward Teach grows from a boy to a man, discovering himself and honing his skills to become the greatest pirate the world has ever known.

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    Stede and Edward meet as children at Camp Kraken Lake, a summer camp in the middle of the woods. They grow inseparable immediately. Their bond is unbreakable, until it isn’t. Sometimes giving yourself over to what you want is the biggest sacrifice.

    After an error in communication, the two lose contact. Neither of them expect to reunite 4 years later, Stede working as the lead counselor of the summer camp, and Ed showing up to be the camp’s newest lifeguard.

    This story is about coming home, growing up, and learning to trust again.

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    March 14th is Steak and Blowjob day and CJ is very excited about it, hes gonna make it Izzy's problem.

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