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it's all that I have (and you're all that I want) by youbeprofen
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
20 Jul 2026
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Sebastian’s taunting voice, mean and condescending and /right there/. Alex could reach out and touch him. Punch him. Kiss him. Alex’s letterman jacket was suddenly far too warm, and he wasn’t listening anymore.
He knew the liquor was probably affecting his judgment, making him irrational or irritable or whatever. But Alex couldn’t think of a single thing he wanted more than to wipe that self-satisfied expression off Sebastian’s face.
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Alex couldn't remember the last time he had a proper conversation with Sebastian that didn't end in an argument. He wasn't sure what he'd done to rub him the wrong way, but despite all his efforts, the other boy made it very clear that they were /not/ friends. It hurt, but Alex could keep his crush to himself, his feelings close to his chest, and handle it. That was, until a ridiculous party game forced them into a closet together.
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Alex and Sebastian (and the rest of the gang) play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
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one step closer to the edge (and I'm about to break) by youbeprofen
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
05 Apr 2026
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“The bell,” L answered, cryptic as ever, as his dark gaze flitted back to the sky. “I can hear the bell.”
Light didn’t answer immediately, listening intently for whatever ringing L seemed to be hearing that was alluding him. He waited, listened, but there wasn’t a single sound.
“I don’t hear anything,” Light said. His hold on L’s wrist had begun to slip as the constant bombardment of water loosened his fingers, but he refused to let go.
“Really?” L turned to him, shifting on the precarious edge until his heels weren’t quite entirely on the roof anymore. Light swallowed around the tightness in his throat. “It’s been ringing all day. I find it…very distracting.”
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After the capture of Higuchi and the return of Light's memories, he's confident that there's nothing left between him and a perfect checkmate win. But when the rain picks up, and Light finds himself wandering to the roof, he quickly realizes that L will never let it be that simple.
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My rendition of the rooftop scene in episode 25
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Boy, I'm Looking For A Fire (I'm Only Asking For Desire) by acestyx
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
26 Nov 2025
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“Look.” he continued, hands raised in surrender. “You’re pissed. I get it. As you know, the rest of my day wasn’t that fucking great either.”
He nodded towards the corner of the ceiling, where one of several small CCTV cameras sat. “But if you’re going to incinerate me, could you at least do it in a blind spot? I don’t exactly want my charred corpse caught in 4k.”
Flambae glanced around at the cameras, puffing out a warm, steady breath. He met Robert’s gaze again, hot embers burning beneath his glare. Flambae’s other fist curled, trembling slightly.
Robert licked his lips and braced, fully expecting to have to come up with a brand new excuse tomorrow for why his nose was busted this time around.
Instead, his eyes narrowed when Flambae’s glare — for the smallest, most imperceptibly short moment — flitted down, tracking the motion. Flambae’s gaze snapped back up, looking caught.
Robert blinked, eyes widening. His mouth fell open, the corner of his mouth ticking up just a fraction. “Oh.”
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Or, Robert and Flambae run into eachother after hours, post the “comms incident”. They argue a bit, then finish what they started.
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- Part 2 of Slow Burn
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24 Jul 2026
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Insanely accurate characterization + Flambae has a realistic name praise to the lord
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It made sense that Robert associated touch with something bad and given the way he made comments about his father being the ‘tough love’ type, Flambae was starting to doubt that much of the touch Robert received had ever been positive. How many times had someone laid their hands on Robert and didn’t mean him harm?
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Robert is scared of being touched. Flambae tries to make it a little less scary.
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20 Jul 2026
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“She didn’t tell me she was sending the hot nurse.” His voice is low, raspy in a way Robert is sure is supposed to be seductive but sounds a little more like he swallowed sandpaper. He grins up crookedly, eyes shamelessly dragging over the column of Robert’s throat. “Not that I’m complaining.”
Robert blinks. Once. Twice.
He… he wasn’t expecting that.
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Flambae is concussed and thinks Robert’s his boyfriend. Shenanigans ensue.
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16 Jul 2026
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After getting jumped in an alley, Robert recalls a one night stand that lands him at Flambae's door... again. Only this time he's bleeding all over his welcome mat
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09 Jul 2026
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[Time passes oddly. Between one second and the next, Sokka has the Fire Lord pinned to the wall with his hands around the bastard’s throat. Golden eyes (one gold eye, his mind whispers) widen in shock.
“Sokka?” he chokes out. And then he smiles.
What the fuck?
“Sokka, I—”
Sokka slams his head against the wall, once, twice, and the smile wipes off his face. Good.
“What,” Sokka bites out, “have you done to my sister?”]
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An injury leaves Sokka with amnesia. His last memory is of the failed invasion, of leaving his father behind in enemy territory on the Day of Black Sun. Of hopelessness. Rage.
But then he wakes up, and the war is over. Suddenly, he must come to terms with the fact that years have passed, and that he's somehow the Southern Water Tribe Ambassador to the Fire Nation. He is also supposedly friends with banished-Prince-turned-Fire-Lord Zuko, of all people. Close friends.
Yeah, nah.