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Rick took one last look at the robot before slapping it in the face, jumpstarting the powercore and waking it up. “Rickbot, state your objective and purpose.”
It answered robotically, “Be 31% nicer to Morty Smith. Be 110% less incestuous.”
Morty wiped his tears away, still catching his breath. “W-what, does less imply you were in-incestuous before,” he said, his tone biting and sharp.
Rick faked a short laugh. “Ha, you’re funny. Rickbot, go upstairs, sit on the couch, and start memory download. You are me and have my memories from before this whole shitshow happened down here, got it?” Rickbot nodded blankly, stepping in the elevator and going back upstairs. “Give him a minute to download, okay?” Rick said offhandedly, shooing Morty away and turning back to his work. “And try not to fuck this one,” Rick snorted, half-joking, half serious.
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Morty gets attached to the Rickbots Rick designed to placate the family. Rick get's jealous of Morty's attraction to them.
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Beth and Jerry drag their kids out to the middle of bumfuck nowhere to go to a Summer Camp run by their grandfather who neither Morty or Summer have ever met. 'It'll be fun!' They said, yeah right. Morty is not having fun, sleeping in a bed that his cabinmates pissed on, forced to be social, and give up months of staying indoors playing video games and watching porn.
It's hell for Morty. And the camp director, Rick Sanchez -- Morty's own grandfather he hadn't even known about -- flipped Morty's life upside down, changing the way Morty thought about the world and challenging his view of himself in the process.
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"I hate it here!" - Said no one ever!! Who could hate Camp Kindness, Youth, and Sunshine? (Camp KYS, for short!) Send your kid to this amazing sleepaway camp so they can have the greatest summer EVERY SUMMER!
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Beth and Jerry add Summer, Rick, and Morty to a family group chat and shit sure does happen!
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"You wanna know what I want for Christmas, Rick?" Morty said, dropping his voice with every word.
"You."
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"I can't believe my little boy and my father are..." Beth made a strangled, choking sound and buried her face in her hands.
"Yeah, well, be glad you found out about them by walking in on something tame," Summer sneered, cringing as she remembered how she found out her brother and grandfather were closer than anyone had thought.
"Tame?" Beth asked incredulously. "It was not tame."
Summer raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah? Well, how did you find out?"
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The fam bonds over fun stories about how they discovered that Rick and Morty were fucking
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"Hold on, are you - are you into this?"
“I’m into getting compensated for my work, Rick,” Morty said, voice clipped.
“You are,” Rick breathed, fascinated. Morty fought the urge to fidget, knowing Rick would pull at this loose thread until the whole damn tapestry lay unraveled at his feet. “You can’t lie for shit, Morty. Not to me.”
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Rick, fresh from a sexual encounter with an alien, makes an offer that he won't let Morty refuse.
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29 Jun 2026
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Sam really should’ve known by now not to get involved in a game of one-upmanship with Dean. It never, ever ends well.
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30 Mar 2026
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Tired of his grandson's complains, Rick gets them to participate in a reality to show to prove that Morty's life could be worse without him. Morty, for once, is excited to go on adventures with another Rick, someone cool that seems to value his own Morty. The Miami's are... weird.
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02 Jun 2025
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Due to a mix-up, Atsushi and Akutagawa find themselves trapped inside an erotic novel Poe wrote for Ranpo and they only way out is to have sex with each other.
All Akutagawa remembered was a blinding golden light and a strong wind. The next thing he knew, he was on his back on some kind of cushioned surface, his veins still thrumming with adrenaline. He jolted upright, Rashoumon poised behind him in a series of spikes. Atsushi lay face down on the bed next to him, groaning. His legs were halfway regenerated, a blue glow around the ends of the severed limbs.
Right. The weretiger had jumped in front of him in battle, taking the brunt of the enemy’s attack. And for his stupidity, he’d gotten both legs sliced off, rendering him useless. This was why Akutagawa hated working with him. His savior complex made him act outside the plan, and nearly always cost them the fight.
But what had he done this time? This was certainly different. The rusty walls of the abandoned warehouse were replaced with a lot of… pink. Far too much pink. And cushions, pillows, and drapes. Where the hell had that idiot weretiger transported them?
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- Part 31 of Kinktober 2023
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25 May 2024
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akutagawa reaches the peek of his desperation, and atsushi finally gives him what he wants, under the condition that he behaves <3
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24 May 2024