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    [y/n] is dangerous and deadly, running from the Galactic Federation and the Citadel of Ricks for unspeakable acts against the Universe. On the run, she winds up in the backyard of Beth and Jerry Smith's backyard, home to another infamous psychopath, Rick Sanchez, who finds her gun portal and takes it. Stranded and running out of time, [y/n] needs to steal her portal gun back before everyone gets her hide.

    [y/n]'s done worse and difficult things before. How hard can it truly be to steal from the Universe's most psychopathic genius?

    Oh, very, very impossible.

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    Here was the difference between the two of them: when Morty assumed awareness, he could only be crushed, whether he rebelled, or surrendered. Rick was different. He was perpetually aware and able to decide the fate of the cosmos. So why did that knowledge make him drink so as not to think? Not to think that perhaps he too, after all, was helpless in the face of that awareness. That nothing mattered, nothing was special, everything was random; not significant.

    A slowburn where Rick has unspeakable secrets, which will change things between him and Morty forever. Meanwhile, someone conspires against them in the shadows.

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    8/?
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    Some scars are internal

    but one day they become visible.

    (this is in no means to promote self harm, so a large trigger warning now)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    26
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    Mortica Smith.

    That name brought bile into the back of Morty's throat, feeling ill and uncomfortable just by hearing that name. It sounded likes it was someone that he knew that died doesn't it? Well, in a way it was, that name died as well as the person she was. Morticia was dead and no-one could tell Morty otherwise, not his father, not the kids at school, and especially not Rick fucking Sanchez.

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    ((ON HOLD!!))

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    Okay, so I was rereading my old summary and thought, "Wow." So I rewrote it.

    This book is a Kinktober book. Cause I thought, why not? If you don't see the pair you want in the relationship section, request it anyways, I'll be updating this every day. EVERY DAY. But I'm only doing male/male pairings. Keeping that in mind, bring me your pairings and let's make it happen.

    Also there'll be a few chapters that I wrote for fun cause I didn't have any requests at the time. So please don't make me fill this book up with only my ideas lol. Bring me yours, so I can write those too.

    Thanks for reading!!

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    10/?
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    Rick and Morty are captured and quickly joined by another reluctant prisoner. It isn't until they get home that they realize who she really is. This is the story of Rick and Morty's interactions with his second daughter, who inherited the family business.

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    You're new to Alexandria after Rick finds you injured in the woods. You've heard all about the man named Negan and the stranglehold he and the Saviors have over Alexandria, over Rick, but you haven't yet met him... until a towering man with a baseball bat shows up unexpectedly at the gate during your first shift on guard duty. You're determined to hate him for what he's doing to Rick, but he's determined to change that, whatever it takes.

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    21/?
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    You've just started college and you find yourself drawn to one of your teachers: Professor Rick Grimes. You embark upon a steamy affair, but things get complicated when you meet Rick's best friend, Negan, who just so happens to be starting at the college as a professor too.

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    6/?
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    70
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    6
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    Rick easily forgot about king jellybeans appearance at the thirsty step, assuming the teenage boy was just lightly spooked by king jellybean and nothing that bad happened, but Morty doesn't think he could ever forget.
    With the increasingly morbid dreams featuring the dead man, and more recently rick himself, the 14 year old struggles to keep up his naive facade.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    33
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    1
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    Rick Sanchez screws with the timelines of 3 other dimensions, resulting in lots of concentrated teenage angst.
    Then, as if that wasn't bad enough, Bill Cipher decides he wants revenge, and so does Toffee!
    How much interdimensional bonding can Rick cram into these next few days before his pissing contest with Bill Cipher leaves everyone traumatized (or worse)?

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    Every universe was based on one fundamental principle: there was a Rick and there was a Morty. It didn't seem impossible to picture a universe without a Morty. But without Rick, Morty's universe had just collapsed and imploded.

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    5/5
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    51
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    Ash applies for a lab assistant position that Rick put in the newspaper. Not sure what to expect, she goes with him on his adventures. (UPDATE)

    Series
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    Across the multiverse, in Dimension ς-320, Summer Smith is struggling to look after Morty by herself after Beth and Jerry died in a freak cruise-related accident. With Social Workers threatening to break up the relative peace the two have set for themselves, the last thing they need is for an alcoholic old man with serious issues to take up living with them. Things only get worse as they realise just how messed up life with a Rick can be...

    Series
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    Rick and Morty of Earth Dimension C-137 go on adventures with the most overpowered Rick ever to exist.

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    An internship has turned into a full-blown partnership with the crazy, blue-haired old scientist known as Rick Sanchez. When obducted by the Council of Ricks under false charges, (Y/n) learns a lot more about her boss and herself than she originally signed up for.

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    4/?
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    15
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    90
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    23
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    What if Rick didn't just kick Carol out when he discovered she had killed Karen and David? Well, let's just say Daryl gets back to the prison, eager to make sure she's not sick like the others only to find she's been locked up. Cue Angry Redneck noises!
    Set in Season 4 before the fall of the prison.

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    81
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    4
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    “We’ve got a new guest,”
    A prisoner.
    “To ta- to take care of,”
    Interrogate.
    “So why don’t you help him feel at home?”
    Drag him into his cell which he’ll never leave alive.

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    2/?
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    14
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    3
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    Morty and Summer get closer. Rick is worried.

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    Chapters:
    30/?
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    10
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    72
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    1
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    President Morty had it all. Riches, luxury, POWER.

    Yet something seems to be missing. He knew exactly what it was.

    The president could have any Rick or Morty he wanted. Hell, he could make his own harem if he wanted to.

    But he didn't care.

    There was only one person he wanted.

    Only one Morty.

    He wanted C-137.

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    5,990
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    77
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    11
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    A group of homophobes notice Klaus flirting with a waiter at a family outing and one of them recognizes him- and not in a pleasant way. When they see him heading outside to grab Vanya’s wallet from her car, they follow him out.

    Language:
    English
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    4,136
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    390
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    4207

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