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    Kakashi, Tenzou, Iruka, and Gai are The Western Wind, an up-and-coming rock-and-roll band playing 5 shows in 6 nights at the Suna City Limits Music Festival. As if they weren't busy enough, Tenzou has a huge crush on their lead singer, their stylist is insisting on really tight pants, and Kakashi can't stop comparing their body parts to food on social media.

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    All roads lead to Rome, they say. This is not true, of course, because Rome is in Italy and there is no feasible way that every road could lead there across oceans. Unless they mean the Rome in Texas is included, and if that's the case... well, it's still not all roads, but it's quite a few of them, in any case.

    Most roads lead to (a) Rome. It's a pretty unusual one, then, that leads to Lobotomy Corporation instead, but the ones who took that one instead are all the better for it now.

    Probably.

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    Cross is back, but something is wrong.

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    podfic of steebadore's awesome fic 'Controlled Release.'

    Bucky's just having a little trouble...finishing. Completing the mission. He can squeeze the trigger but he can't make the shot is what he's saying.
    Which is why he's here, loitering outside a nice brownstone in Park Slope, trying to find the courage to knock on Captain Come Control dot com's door for his three o'clock appointment.
    You know, just normal Thursday things.

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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.
    Basically it's a rambling, never ending DaveKat roller coaster in which I pretend there's some real plot behind it all. It's a story where two boys fall in love and they just keep on living and loving together. That's it. That's the whole fic.

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    26/?
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    You decide to drive up to Dallas to surprise your old high school buddy, Jared, while he’s there for a convention.

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    what better way to show my new hyperfixation than making a chatfic about it

    Shite: DILUC?? MY MOST TRUSTED FRIEND??
    Tits mcgee: hEY I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR MOST TRUSTED FRIEND
    Shite: diluc has seen me in sad drunk mode that automatically makes him my most trusted consultant
    Eleven finger forehead: im his therapist he means
    Eleven finger forehead: at this point im considering actually being a psychologist because of this and many, many other drunk sad people who have confessed their dirty sins to me

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    Sano Manjiro is a reoccurring judge on the fifth season of Something Sweet. He's a sucker for sweet things and this particular contestant named Hanagaki Takemichi happens to taste just right.

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    This world is so not fair.

    Not fair only for omegas like me, of course. But that doesn’t mean that I’m going to act all docile like they all do. I’ll fight against it, against the alphas, against the whole world and I won’t lose myself.

    But then, why is it so easy for me to get lost into the intense stare of such a ruffled blue eyed alpha?

    Damn him.

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    A ZaintSee history in a world where Magic is real and demons live hiding among humans.
    Rating and tags might change as the story progresses. Please check story tags for trigger warnings, in case I forget to add them when they come up in specific chapters.

    "Once upon a time, they weren't called demons. Once upon a time, they weren't hiding what they were from humans. They were mages and wizards and sorcerers, and magic flowed through their veins unhindered, their dark red blood infused with ancient power. Once upon a time, humans needed them, not the other way around."

    "The best parties, of course, were the ones that TV stars and music idols had behind closed doors, after the fans were properly pleased and pampered with some flashy, sparkly live performance. Drunk on the joy and adoration of the fans even before the first champagne bottle was opened, the demons quickly became addicted to this form of magic."

    "And boy, did some demons love to party!"

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    9/?
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    A collection of 🎃 spooky 👻 five sentence ficlets based on prompts from tumblr.

    Pairings in the chapter title.

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    Spies AU

    Niki Lauda and James Hunt are complete opposites. With their careers on the line as International Agents for Interpol, the two get paired together to solve the case of a small underground black market art heist. The introduction of an American, a woman no less, into the team only complicates things further as the trio goes undercover. There's more than just art that is at risk of being stolen on this mission.

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    13/?
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    [one new message from kim sunwoo (soloist)!]

    kim_sunwoo (soloist)
    [image]
    wassup bby

    chanhee
    is that a fucking dick pic

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    A collection of short stories, either in parts or one-shots, all ranging different ratings.
    1. dick pic
    2. misheard lyrics
    3. students accidentally summoning a demon part 1
    4. food meme drawings

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    ''Kcchn! Plmmse!''

    ''Hmm... Oh! What's this..?'' He asked, looking at the notes over his beautiful crimson eyes, rolling his heel over the bulge between Izuku's legs. ''Oh yes, I do think my eyes are dreamy~'' He teased, looking back at Izuku who was trying to hold back his orgasm through his gag.

    ⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱⋰⋱

    Bakugou finds Izukus personal notes about him, and a lot more than just quirk notes. How will he punish him?

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    Lou and vi fuck up besties

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    Unapologetically smutty pieces to accompany Love is Infinite. Yep, that's it. (Tags vary by chapter.)

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    17/?
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    Seminary student Matthias Helvar loses a bet that leads him to dancing in an amateur male strip show. Nina Zenik is an Army Officer home on leave who catches the act and wonders why the hottest dancer ran off so fast. Unfortunately for the pair, their mutual friends circle means they can't seem to stop running into one another.

    Belated entry to Helnik Week 2021. Prompt: Dancing.

    Updated Summary: Yes, it's a stupid title. I thought it'd be a much shorter story. A more accurate current summary is that Pastor Helvar and Captain Zenik have an incredibly awkward 'How We Met' story in this mid-20s coming of age saga that takes place between 2004-2006.

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    "You know all about it, Dream," Sapnap giggled, and Dream immediately replied with, "Oh my god, you're so annoying."

    A mini flock of birds flew off utility poles and electrical wires, all looking up. George came to the decision (even after their legion childish and silly fights) that, "I am actually pretty hot, not gonna lie."

    Sapnap objected, puncturing his heart—refusing, "Not as hot as me."

    "Whatever," George gave in, crossing his arms over his stomach and modifying his black hoodie he got from a haughty marketplace, "Let's just go to the restaurant, and get this over with."

    Had Dream once drove and dragged the trio in public wearing a crop-top to see what occurs.
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