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    Sam, unknowingly moves into his online best friend’s apartment. After three years of talking online to Candy, not knowing his name or where he lives, he moves into Gabriel Novak’s apartment. He now talks to Candy over text and unknowingly in person.

    Once Candy tells Moose that he finds his new roommate adorable, Sam figures he doesn’t have any chance with him anymore. So he begins to date a girl from college, Jessica.

    Will Gabe’s jealously and anxiety keep him from Sam and Moose all together or will they both realize they’re oblivious idiots and figure it out?

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    Levi Ackerman is the frontman for the hit band No Name, operating under the pseudonym "L". His bandmates, Hange and Miche, all enjoy their private lives, and keep their identities under wraps; the fact that the mysterious secrecy boosts their sales is just an added bonus. On a fateful night in a twisted chain of events, Levi finds himself arrested and in need of a lawyer.

    Enter Eren Jaeger, young, successful, and famous celebrity lawyer. The man is the definition of perfection; charitable, kind, and in possession of sarcastic wit. He has loving, successful (if a tad extremely conservative) parents, a beautiful actress as a girlfriend, and a profitable career.

    The problem? Eren is straight as an arrow, and Levi is thirsty for that ass. Everything, however, is not as it seems, and the entire situation becomes convoluted at a rapid pace. They're on a rollercoaster, and the tracks break off into nothingness at the end of the ride. Can they survive the whirlwind that is each other?

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    Once again, someone on Reddit draws Shane’s ire. Once again, there are sexy results.

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    1/1
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    3
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    The holidays are (almost) always about spending them with family or friends.
    Rarely are your friends just like your family. Spending the holiday with them, is even better than your actual family (most of the time).

    Every year on Easter Jeremy hosts Easter at his house. Jeremy's girlfriend Alice cooks the Easter meal, with the help of her friends/guests.
    Guests would include:
    Robert who usually comes dressed up, in some sort of way. This year he has decided to be, The Easter Bunny. He even brings eggs to hide in Jeremy's yard, with matching baskets for the eggs picked out by his girlfriend Athena.
    Chris and his girlfriend Amanda bring some food for the meal. Amanda always helps Alice cook, while Chris colors eggs with Jeremy's daughter Ava.
    Lastly is Tom and his girlfriend Alexis, they always participate in helping Ava hunt for eggs.

    This group of friends is goals, they care for each other deeply, and they always have fun together. It helps the men especially stay grounded, between press and filming.

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    Sometimes you find yourself on a battlefield with a keyblade as a soldier, sometimes in the Realm of Darkness as a saviour. And other time you end up as a burnt lobster.
    Riku was all three.
    Thank gods for soothing gel and friends with better social skills than you.

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    Noctis and Prompto's first Easter together! Trials and tribulations ensue...

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    35
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    41
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    6
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    An asshole wizard threatens a magic princess with anger management issues by invading her land using his furry army. What could possibly go wrong?

    Spoiler Alert: Everything

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    This is the story of the I time I sassed some guy in the woods, we ended up falling in love, and I became a direct factor in a tragedy that ensued.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    4
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Everyone knew the Crown Prince was one crayon short of a rainbow, but when he goes missing before a critical trade agreement, Hanzo needs to find a replacement. Jesse McCree, who looks alarmingly similar to the missing heir, is the man for the job. Except Hanzo is in danger of becoming too attached.

    His poor gay heart might not survive.

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    Based on the amazing art by eggchef!

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1969
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    Gusto lang naman ni Renjun pumasa ng BROAD150 class niya pero bakit parang trip siyang pagdiskitahan ni Lord?

    Prime example ng pinakabagong obstacle sa buhay niya: Isang chinitong Isko.

    Motto ni Renjun sa buhay niya: Aral muna bago landi.

    Pero kung magaling ka, pwede mo naman ding pagsabayin na.

    Katulad niya. Kasi marupok siya.

    (alternatively, the wayvdream/0099 pinoy au)

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    Wikang Filipino
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    2/?
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    13
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    31
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    3
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    Three and a half years into her banishment from Asgard, Ele is learning to live a life without her dark prince. Robbed of her memories and thrust into hard times, she must try to put together the pieces of her life after Loki. Despite her best efforts, these last few years have been full of obstacles that threaten to break her spirits.Then one green-eyed stranger takes an interest. The fallen prince has sought out his ladylove and will stop at nothing to reclaim what was stolen from him. This is the start of their journey...

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    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
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    284
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    Hermione is tasked with taking Purebloods to a Muggle magic show. Chaos ensues.

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    3,854
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    11
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    79
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    6
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    Steve accidentally finds out that Tony Stark is Iron Man. He methodically and hypothetically works through what to do about it.

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    1/1
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    On the afternoon of February 22nd, 2019, fourteen dicks were spray painted onto Tony Stark’s property. Shortly thereafter, Clint Barton was accused, convicted, and banished from the Avengers compound, despite a distinct lack of physical evidence that he committed the crime. But Peter and Ned believe there’s been foul play.

    This story follows their investigation.

    Or, Avengers Vandal: a Cockumentary by Ned Leeds & Peter Parker

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    Gold runs into his rival after a devastating explosion in Ilex Forest.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
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    63
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    114
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    11
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    2151
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    Derry, Maine is one damn apathetic town. Seven losers came together as kids and are still together in their early adulthood in a much more intimate way. A game of spin the bottle brings them together even closer, especially Bill and Ben.

    Ben sucks Bill's dick in the woods I don't know what else to say folks.

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    25 years after Class 3-A Graduated, Their Children begin their own Journey through U.A. What Challenges will they face? Will they become Heroes of Legend or will they be forever stuck in their parents shadows?

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    2,595
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    19
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    I really want to do something with a character other than Ickbbar. Yet I couldn't find something to do so here's some asshole talking to you.

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    Instead of writing beautiful, meaningful works, I've decided to quit my job and just write a bunch of deleted scenes from Todoroki's birthday party. These are gonna suck even harder than last time. Good fucking luck, lads.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    25
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    What are you honestly expecting?

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    387
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    1/1
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    3
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    1
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