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    Even the darkest night cannot conquer the sun.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    106
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    Barack Obama is left hospitalized from a brain injury, left in dire need as Jesus Christ helps him regain senses slowly and helps him until he gets surgery.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Inspired by SawsbuckCoffee and other author's headcanons.

    My name is Crimson Glynn, and I'm not a girl. For years, I've kept all of my step-brother Ash's secrets, and he's kept mine. He's transferring to a place I know I won't succeed in, but it's okay, because I'll get to see him smile again.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    2
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    30
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    Dean wakes up to a surprise. Hilarity ensues.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
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    2
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    The everyday lives of the 1-A hero course, in between their bouts of heroism.

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    62,317
    Chapters:
    60/?
    Comments:
    671
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    1575
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    209
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    Вечер среды был вечером покера.

    Или же: Мобэй Цзюнь, теория вероятности и культурная дискуссия о членах.

    Примечание: Содержит небольшое количество Мошана.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    “I hope he’s into men,” Jaskier said. “Or at least willing to play along with pretending to be for long enough for you to get a picture.”

    “You’re going to walk up to that?” Essi asked. “You have more balls than brains.”

    That was probably true.

     

    a tried-to-get-revenge-on-an-ex-and-ended-up-in-a-relationship fic

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    132
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    910
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    110
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    There are reasons you review your posts on Instagram.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    fuck it

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    37
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    1
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    Levi Ackerman is the frontman for the hit band No Name, operating under the pseudonym "L". His bandmates, Hange and Miche, all enjoy their private lives, and keep their identities under wraps; the fact that the mysterious secrecy boosts their sales is just an added bonus. On a fateful night in a twisted chain of events, Levi finds himself arrested and in need of a lawyer.

    Enter Eren Jaeger, young, successful, and famous celebrity lawyer. The man is the definition of perfection; charitable, kind, and in possession of sarcastic wit. He has loving, successful (if a tad extremely conservative) parents, a beautiful actress as a girlfriend, and a profitable career.

    The problem? Eren is straight as an arrow, and Levi is thirsty for that ass. Everything, however, is not as it seems, and the entire situation becomes convoluted at a rapid pace. They're on a rollercoaster, and the tracks break off into nothingness at the end of the ride. Can they survive the whirlwind that is each other?

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    English
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    202,058
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    690
    Kudos:
    617
    Bookmarks:
    137
    Hits:
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    A place to put all the drabbles I write on tumblr. Ranges from Caleb/Molly waltzing to lots of h/c with near death experiences.

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    English
    Words:
    45,715
    Chapters:
    112/?
    Comments:
    544
    Kudos:
    921
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    14470
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    Hippo Campus, flying to london, if they can get on the plane. There's old ladies, peeing, anxiety, milkshakes, and hand holding. So buckle up, we have lift off.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    6
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    Gold runs into his rival after a devastating explosion in Ilex Forest.

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    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    214
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    305
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    7279
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    After moving to a new prefecture, our deeply-flawed heroine experiences the trials and tribulations of being the new girl while also getting over everything she left behind.

    Warnings: sexual content, descriptions of parental abuse, mental abuse, light physical abuse

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,192
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
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    “Hello valued employee”. Handsome Jack’s pre-recorded voice plays straight into Rhys’ mind. “I demand your presence in my office at your earliest convenience". Rhys has fantasized about this moment since he saw Handsome Jack on a Hyperion advertisement over a decade ago, but he's not about to let his obses- admiration get in the way of his ambition.

    Two months after Hugo Vasquez stole his promotion, Rhys gets called up to the CEO's office to discuss why he hasn't been pulling his weight. Rhys suspects that Jack's sense of humor might be the death of him.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
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    “We’re not in this place to be perfect, Peter,” James says to him, staring at the hovering moon, smoke clouding in front of his face. “We don’t have to be perfect. We just have to be, in the way we think we ought to.”

    “I don’t think I do a very good job of that,” Peter says.

    James looks at him, then looks away. “None of us do,” he says. “We all care the most about the things that don’t really matter in the end. What matters is us. Just us. We’re all fucked in the head, and—sweaty, really sweaty, and a bit brash, but we wouldn’t be us if we weren’t. We wouldn’t be doing the universe justice if we didn’t live the way she meant for us to.”

    A moment.

    “James?”

    “Yes, Pete?”

    “How do you think you’d want to die?”

    James closes his eyes. “With friends,” he says. “Quietly, and surrounded by friends. That’s when I’m at my best, so that’s how I want to go.”

     

    or, seven years is a long time. read closely, and there you'll find a glimpse of it all in clumsy unfolding fractals.

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    Chapters:
    1/8
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    36
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    Meryl and Stud are taking their relationship to the next level. Well, Meryl is trying to anyway until he hits an obstacle. A particularly big one.

    Stud *truly* lives up to his name.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    653
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    Taking one-shot requests on the warriors-kingdoms tumblr! Self-contained short fics. You don't need to have read the AU to follow along! T for mildly suggestive flirting. 1: A chance meeting on an otherwise-typical day sets up an out-of-control romance.

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    3,394
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    47
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    While on earth, you knew you could never get to heaven.
    The one incident when you were ten solidified that fact.
    You stopped trying after that. Why try to be "good" when you're already tainted?
    Honestly, arriving in hell had been one of the best things to ever happen to you!

    Well... Until a smiling deer dressed in red had to ruin it for you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,345
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1292
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    Noctis has been crazy in love with his Shield for years now and would do anything to spend at least one night with him... And that includes wearing a dress.

    Little does he know, Gladio's been nursing a longstanding crush of his own.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,531
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    587

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