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    A place to put all the drabbles I write on tumblr. Ranges from Caleb/Molly waltzing to lots of h/c with near death experiences.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,097
    Chapters:
    77/?
    Comments:
    343
    Kudos:
    314
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    4870
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    Relationship tags were removed; Will update them as the story progresses.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,052
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    4063
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    What happens, when two rowdy brother's April Fools day, goes too far?

    This story was inspired by a few sitcoms BTW, but the smut is totally original.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    173
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    You and Sitara have met in College and been friends ever since. When you decide to move to San Francisco, she lets you stay at her place for a few weeks, until you find a place to live on your own.
    Since you don't know anyone yet, she introduces you to her closest friends, some of which are more weird than others...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,554
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    319
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    Kogayne: You know why I'm so similar to Hamilton?
    Shirogone: No.
    Kogayne: I'm a bastard, orphan, son of a whore.
    Lancelot: And an asshole.
    Hunker: A friend of the group, but not so much the individual.
    Allurk: An immigrant.
    Pidgeon: Someday you're going to die because you pissed off your friend and he shot you?
    AShaymed: You are in charge of the care of a large sum of money.
    Lancelot: Surprise, surprise. Keith actually has money in his bank account. You couldn't tell by his shitty apartment.
    Kogayne: I came here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
    Kogayne: This is homophobia.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,255
    Chapters:
    85/?
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    333
    Kudos:
    510
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    9739
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    Freaky Friday meets the USWNT when Tobin, Ali, and Kelley are switch bodies. Tobin in Ali's body, Ali in Kelley's body, and Kelly in Tobin's body. Alpha/Beta/Omega

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,197
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    391
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    14340
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    The inquisition sets off to find what they have been told is an asset, except what they find is unexpected and leads them in a direction they hadn't considered before.

    Elorian used to be secure in herself and her partners, but when she is transported to a completely different world she is forced to become a new version of herself to protect herself and the two friends that were brought here with her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    784
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    92
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    It's tough being a shinigami substitute in peacetime. With nothing to fight and Soul Society's doors closed to him, Ichigo struggles to go on with his life, sinking into routine and withdrawing from the world. Too bad Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez never got the memo.

    Between drinks, fighting and truly terrible music, Ichigo and Grimmjow discover that purpose isn't always where you'd expect to find it--and that two worlds might just hinge on them finally figuring each other out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,067
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    347
    Kudos:
    565
    Bookmarks:
    136
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    I read the text on the website, it was a paragraph on Craigslist about how some dude was in need of a roommate to share the bill with.

    Oh god, he also wants his roommate to be his fuck buddy too.

    OR

    Izuku wants a roommate and a fuck buddy, and guess what? Bakugou seems up to it, expect he doesn’t know it’s Izuku, of course.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    988
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1679
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    This was supposed to be the spiritual successor to Upload Your Video but then I never finished it. Anyway, a lovely person on tumblr asked if I was going to be reuploading it and I found the file and so here it is. It's not going to be finished, because I actually have a real life book I have to work on now and as cool as that is, it means Bucky is never going to get to kiss Steve and find out if it's nifty to kiss someone with a split tongue (I bet it is).

    Anyway, tattoo artist skinny!Steve, human disaster Youtuber Bucky Barnes, permanent WIP, dick jokes. What more could you ask for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,540
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    361
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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.
    Basically it's a rambling, never ending DaveKat roller coaster in which I pretend there's some real plot behind it all. It's a story where two boys fall in love and they just keep on living and loving together. That's it. That's the whole fic.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,223
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    3371
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    // Womble sat back in his chair, looking at the ****...
    "You know what--" he started, voice shaky.
    "What?" Cyanide replied, curious.
    "I'm gonna--" he hesitated. "...walk Lulu... Be right back." //

    Womble and Cyanide play some game, just the two of them. Stupid innuendos, sarcasm and shit talking... and awkward realizations... moments, and clearifications...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    27
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    “Lance Charles McClain, are you getting yourself off while calling me for money?!”
    “Um...”
    “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!”

    ——-
    or, lance is thottie 6000 and hunk wants a nap.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    262
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    Oikawanker: fuck yeah paninis are the shit 

    Waka Waka: paninis are a good source of nutrition. It is not shit. 

    Oikawanker: "the shit" is a compliment, Ushiwaka-chan

    SugAAAH: I'd wank with a panini if you paid me 

    DarkEnchantedKuroobar: Suga stop being nasty! 

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,174
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2616
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    Three and a half years into her banishment from Asgard, Ele is learning to live a life without her dark prince. Robbed of her memories and thrust into hard times, she must try to put together the pieces of her life after Loki. Despite her best efforts, these last few years have been full of obstacles that threaten to break her spirits.Then one green-eyed stranger takes an interest. The fallen prince has sought out his ladylove and will stop at nothing to reclaim what was stolen from him. This is the start of their journey...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    286,967
    Chapters:
    49/?
    Comments:
    340
    Kudos:
    250
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    8300
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    Richie and Stan annoy each other. But big surprise there.

    Oneshot/drabble

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    124
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    79
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    When a mysterious but kind hearted woman is forced off their ship during a storm, Hoseok realizes the girl he likes lives happily at the bottom of the ocean.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,506
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    306
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    Just something fun and short.

    Not really a story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    195
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    What happens when Joseph Gribble comes over to spend some time with Peggy?

    Song: Young Boys
    Album: Voodoo-U
    Artist: Lords Of Acid

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,934
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    376
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    Ciel Phantomhive arrives in a new city, fresh from a bad break up and a tragic accident, looking to begin a new life. Sebastian Michaelis is a tattoo artist with a dark past that seems to haunt him no matter where he goes. Will a new romance be what they both need?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,963
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1550

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