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    Enji attends a fancy hero dinner and spends the whole time surrounded by drunk heroes shooting the shit.

    This is aggravating enough, but then Hawks starts deepthroating chicken skewers, and that's a bridge too far.

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    34
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    (00:23) babythot: jaebum hyung help jinyoung hyungs on his period again

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    5/?
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    This still happens before the last part of "Farewell Morioh, Town of Golden Hearts". Okuyasu is at Josuke's home, helping him while Tomoko is away.

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    Mayor Lewis has lost his shorts, so Abigail decides to play Nancy Drew with Sam and Sebastian.

    It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    7/7
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    22
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    "Naruto always sported a boner when they fought. He never thought anything of it. Fighting with Sasuke was always enthralling, filling him up with joy and adrenaline. After all, he was his best friend, and their fights were always charged with emotion. Standing across Sasuke, shouting confessions of his strongest feelings at him, readying for close physical contact, would sent currents up and down his body. He'd be wired from head to toe, and have better things to focus on than what dumb things his body would be up to."

    It's basically a what if Mickey/Ian (Shameless) first time kind of an idea, that I ran with, mixed with some inspiration from the Choke me daddy Naruto and Sasuke meme, that got kinda too angsty too fast.

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    Nicole Haught had the perfect life in California. Surfing before school and parties on the weekend, a beautiful girlfriend, and friends she would die for. That is, until her girlfriend dies. With Nicole plagued by depression, grief, and a failed suicide attempt, Nicole's father sends her to live with family in Purgatory, Canada. Sharing a house with the orphaned Earp sisters, Nicole must learn to adjust to a whole new life of snow, rodeo jocks, and a girl with the smile of an angel that brings up the question of whether she can ever love again.

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    From the blistering sands, A Former Pirate known as "The Red Dragon" had left his homeland in the west to learn the art of magic and to offer trade his skills.. After being in Skyrim long enough, he now understands that the coldest thing in the land isn't the snow or ice, but the people themselves... As both Foreigner and apparent Dragonborn, you'd figure he'd regret his decision... That however isn't the case..

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    “Belmont, it’s really very sad that you’re semi-illiterate gobshite, given that almost your entire patrimony consists of books.”

    “And a whip."

    "And a whip," Alucard agreed.

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    Levi Ackerman is the frontman for the hit band No Name, operating under the pseudonym "L". His bandmates, Hange and Miche, all enjoy their private lives, and keep their identities under wraps; the fact that the mysterious secrecy boosts their sales is just an added bonus. On a fateful night in a twisted chain of events, Levi finds himself arrested and in need of a lawyer.

    Enter Eren Jaeger, young, successful, and famous celebrity lawyer. The man is the definition of perfection; charitable, kind, and in possession of sarcastic wit. He has loving, successful (if a tad extremely conservative) parents, a beautiful actress as a girlfriend, and a profitable career.

    The problem? Eren is straight as an arrow, and Levi is thirsty for that ass. Everything, however, is not as it seems, and the entire situation becomes convoluted at a rapid pace. They're on a rollercoaster, and the tracks break off into nothingness at the end of the ride. Can they survive the whirlwind that is each other?

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    42
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    "Is it too hard to understand? Since it's a fanfic, we can do things we're not allowed to do in the anime." Sougo glanced to Kagura and smirked.

    ***

    A year has passed since the battles of the Final Arc. Everything has returned to normal... at least by Gintama standards.

    A Shipping Tournament is underway, where the characters must get into pairs and compete for popularity. A squad of Amanto policemen have arrived on Earth to "cooperate" with the Shinsengumi in eliminating the Joui rebels. And if that isn't enough, a villain from Sougo's past threatens to wipe out the entire city.

    Gintama* (pronounced Gintama Pointer) makes reference to Gintama as a satirical fanfiction about a satirical anime. From the squabbling romance between Kagura and Sougo, to the tragedy of Hijikata's true love, Shinpachi's questionable attempts at seducing you the Reader, this is a tale of laughter and tears, starring the characters we all know and love.

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    10/?
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    Summary: A play on the word “Shibari” while involving Sanji, Pocky sticks, and one idiot Marimo whose birthday is today! Oneshot.

    Happy Birthday and International Pocky Day Zoro! This is gonna be a One-shot because I’m a working adult now FEH! - @mossybrows

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    Bucky Barnes posted in Overheard at Middlebury College:

    Hello fellow students! Basically in my drunken stupor last night I came across a bicycle. Being rather intoxicated and far from home I decided the logical thing to do was ride it back. I can assure you all that both me and the bike survived this adventure and are in perfect condition!! I now however have no use for for said vehicle and have realised that someone is probably pretty upset about having lost it. Anyway, if you can correctly identify the bike’s make and colour, slide into my DMs and I promise to return it to you!! Thanks for the ride xoxo

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    The Avengers are all broken people.
    None of them make a complete puzzle, they're all missing a few puzzle pieces.
    (Well other than Sam, who's the most put together, but he's boring with his healthy coping skills and his stupid therapy)
    It’s not that Natasha isn’t just as broken as them, she certainly is.
    It’s just that Natasha doesn’t care enough about herself to put herself first.
    So she ignores her own problems for the sake of the others.

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    20,250
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    10
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    66
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    8
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    [Hyunjinnie has created Lacrosse™]

    OR

    The chatfic where the '00 liners and '01 liners of Stray Kids and NCT are all on their high school's lacrosse team

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    4/?
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    106
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    11
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    Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the most powerful one of all?

    Yoongi's been the most powerful sorcerer for the last 500 years until his magic mirror shows him a witch who's destined to usurp him.

    {{ This is a CRACK FIC of the highest caliber. You have been warned }}

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    308
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    Supernatural Creatures AU

    There is a peaceful village surrounded by woods. In these woods a mystical power granted by what is called The Traveler creates supernatural creatures. These are abominations at the highest form who's very existence is damned. Any sightings will lead to an instant manhunt where they will be judged by fire.

    This is not what happens.

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    2/?
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    An anthology of Cartoon erotica and smut for none crossovers, I own nothing, I take requests.

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    82,407
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
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    Getting over it was a shitshow. It was like stumbling your way down a dark hallway barefoot, knowing your next step could very well land you in a jackass kid’s pile of legos. Except there was always going to BE a pile of legos. Your only choice? Keep walking or sit down and give up.

    Giving up wasn’t in their vocabulary.

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    Comments:
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    The boys are back and ready to return to civilization! They still have a lot of trauma and there will be many hugs before they return home again!

    ~

    A story based off the idea of what Season 4 will bring. So, almost like a Season 4 prediction, but not really. I don't think any of this will actually happen in canon. I just wanted to write a fluffy thing.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    138
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    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1061
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    “Only Edward Elric could challenge a vampire to a poetry slam. And win.”

    These stories take place in the It's Not a Big Deal universe, and were written for Edween2018.

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    English
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    7,258
    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    6
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    40
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    7
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