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    Followup to Times Change and The Tour. But you'll get all the bad jokes without reading them.

    Swiss and Sodo finally get their shit together, Terzo returns and uncovers his brothers secrets, and all in all it's just gay all around.

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    English
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    11,846
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    172
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    What do you do when a mysterious cowboy appears at your window in the middle of the night?

    Well, you open it of course.

    ...But, how can a simple servant of the Wrath ring figure out how to survive in the harsh arms of the wild west?

    When the only thing to help you is your cocky, arrogant, irritating excuse for a partner...things are proven to be quite difficult.

    Language:
    English
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    14,485
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    353
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    Cait, Curie, and Piper are in a relationship.

    Living in the land of Commonwealth there will always be dangers ahead, but with each other's support they can be unstoppable even in their personal dilemmas.

    Language:
    English
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    16,035
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    314
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    this time it's "let's rock with our cock out" but hlvrai. enjoy!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    310
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    21
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    alkuperäne (ja much better) versio on wattpadis, saat ettii ite sen lol.

    Language:
    Suomi
    Words:
    424
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    22
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    Yes this is a text fic

    Yes this might take me years to complete

    Yes I took like an hour to even type this whole thing in, not including the actually chapters

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,708
    Chapters:
    2/25
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    385
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    Tubbo and Ranboo were getting concerned for Tommy, the blonde kept talking to himself.
    Maybe it's time for them to tell him that Shroud and Clementine aren't real? And maybe it's time for Tommy to get help?

    [Title from “Blood In The Cut” by K.Flay]

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    English
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    5,094
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    27
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    Follow-up to Times Change, but you don't necessarily need to read that to understand this.

    It's basically Copias first tour, with all the ghoul baggage it brings.

    I promise you this is funny and way better than it sounds at first

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    English
    Words:
    19,999
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    503
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    298
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    Lev is the epitome of gay energy, but the popular girls don’t quite realize yet. A boy with the prettiest eyes he’s ever seen saves him, and boy is he glad. Lev’s heart jumps out of his chest the second the two of them become closer and closer. Only Lev didn’t see what was about to him.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    220
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    There is a abysmal amount of fanfic in the MadaTobi tag with one or the other character's got a massive fucking honker.

    So gift my favorite boy with a truly impressive schlong and get Madara hot and bothered about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,702
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    313
    Kudos:
    537
    Bookmarks:
    86
    Hits:
    9157
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    It’s another Funky Friday Night! But everyone in town is a little more restless on fridays..

    Oneshots where Friday Night Funkin’ becomes Friday Night FUCKIN’!

    Book currently suspended.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,808
    Chapters:
    6/100
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    5709
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    A collection of chatfics;
    Most of them were written within a day, don't expect anything good :')

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    English
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    5,079
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
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    "So you're saying they're fuckable if I learn to astral project?"

    Language:
    English
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    356
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    45
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    Collei has to fight a hilichurl and something unexpected happened.

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    English
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    15
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    Hannibal stopped the thought. At least, he tried. He couldn’t quite. He could interrupt himself, but it came back. This was baffling. The fact that it was baffling was only more baffling.

    Language:
    English
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    944
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    249
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    When Rowan enters a dick contest Fenrys is organizing, he didn’t expect his best friend to be so invested in it too.

    Written for Rowan Week 2022
    Prompt: Aelin admiring Rowan

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    English
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    6,788
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    453
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    This story was borne out of an experiment to write the weirdest, completely out-there pairing I could figure out at the time. I think it's a success.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,735
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    139
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    hamsandwich sent an image.
    hunkules: h oly shit
    lafayes: what is this?
    hunkules: is that all the shit you're studying for????
    hamsandwich sent an image.
    hamsandwich: couldn't get it all in one frame
    hunkules: what the fuck
    hunkules: sorry, are you memorizing the constitution????
    hamsandwich: why would i be memorizing the fucking constitution
    hunkules: because you're Like That
    hamsandwich: ok first of all fuck you
    lalalaurens: alxe what the fukc is all that
    hamsandwich: second of all i don't appreciate the tone
    lafayes sent an image.
    lafayes sent an image.
    hamsandwich: BUT I DO APPRECIATE THOSE PICTURES HOLY SHIT

    aka the hamilton chatfic polycule au i have been wanting to write for like five years! i have no other explanation for this. please enjoy!!!

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    English
    Words:
    3,421
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    176
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    When Finn is preparing to leave for the Outer Rim, the Skywalker lightsaber calls to him in the basement of Maz Kanata’s castle instead of Rey.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,321
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    498

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