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    While working on a case, Wright and his young associates learn that Miles Edgeworth, THE Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix’s life-long friend and rival, is going to be married! But that can’t be right! Edgeworth hates marriage and has never shown any interest in it before! Plus, Phoenix has never met this woman before! Just what is going on here? Wright is determined to find out, and it definitely has nothing to do with his own deep desires and feelings for Edgeworth.

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    Poor Sherry has her work cut out mediating the others in her group chat. All she wants is for everyone to be friends, but they have different ideas.

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    He prepares to get up and put on his clothes when Hoseok leans over and grabs his cock.
    Yoongi nearly jumps out of his skin in shock. “Seokah, what-”
    Hoseok is looking apprehensively at Yoongi’s cock, his small hand wrapping around it and squeezing it. Yoongi notices how Hoseok’s face scrunches up in discomfort when he squeezes it his skin no doubt catching on the barbs.

    The one in which Yoongi is a cat hybrid whose relationships always fail because of his barbed dick.
    When he's finally given up on love and sex, he meets Hoseok...
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    City Lights, Broken Hearts, Painful Backstories.

    Pools Of Lavender shall guide you my child.

    You don't know what awaits you on your way to the city.

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    13/25
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    Shakespeare is read
    Gender's performative
    Romantic Comedy's
    Heteronormative

    "Beatrice and Benedict are same-sex leaning disaster bisexuals who are both extremely surprised when they end up falling for someone of another gender." - zforzelma.tumblr.com

    [chapters 1-2 are PG-13, chapter 3 is filth. Choose your own adventure.]

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    Jungkook forces Jimin to like sex

    and it works

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    A Hazbin Hotel fanfic about a friendship forged by mutual interest between Alastor, and Misty (who represents the reader), who is the protag of the story. Later on the relationship between him and Husk, and him coming to terms with the morals of his "profession".

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    Kirishima is an artist called "Red Riot", whose art is filled with expressive strokes and energetic vibes of warm acrylic colors. He finds himself in a passion slump and in a turn of events, is introduced to an extremely grouchy model who has been rejected by five artists already. He's rude, brash, and unapologetically himself. The artist was infatuated with his manliness.

    Bakugou has been ordered by the head of his agency to pose for paintings. Something along the lines of finding a true expression of himself or something stupid shit like that. He's been rejected through his manager five times until finally that nerd Deku introduces him to a complete airhead of an artist. He never stops flashing his sharp pearly whites or laughing despite the snips and insults he throws at him. No one should be that damn cute.

    Or

    Kirishima is an expressive artist who has hit a major passion block. Maybe he just needs an explosive model to blow his mind.

    and his dick

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    Levi has always imagined meeting his mate in highly improbable ways. So running into each other on the street Saturday is as boring as it gets. Until he gets hit by a car.

    Suddenly, Levi’s life is a whole lot of waiting rooms and too much excitement for his poor homosexual heart.

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    Gold runs into his rival after a devastating explosion in Ilex Forest.

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    27/?
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    Bakugou💥Kirishima ⛰Kaminari⚡️- ✖︎ Anything that walks

    Three best friends are facing twenty-four hours of solid plane travel.
    A dreamboat, a comedian and a volatile son-of-a-bitch, decide to make it a bit more interesting with the introduction of a wager.
    So how about the rules?
    What's on offer?
    Who will claim the prize?

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    This is a side story to the Gap-Year Trilogy, so no quirks, no UA, and aged up characters.
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    Younghyun, who' s known as "Kitten", is a gay pole dancer in a strip club, the cheers of the crowd his favorite vice. But there is one, going by the name of Jaehyung, lurking in his touches, a personal magnet. There is something more in them, more than fucks in a gay strip club in the 90s, more than Younghyun dares to dream, tries not to jinx himself.

    If, by the chance he dances, should he finally own all of Jaehyung's attention? Or is he blind, and it's only around now he notices how wrapped Jaehyung is around the click of his heels, the bend of his body, the curl of his fingers?

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    Twenty-seven cars have been vandalised with obscene images and Ernest Denouement is the primary suspect. Lemony Snicket thinks there's more to this than meets the eye. When questions go unanswered and answers go unquestioned, it all comes down to one thing.

    Who did the dicks?

    (This fic is formatted in a way that uses frequent italics. If that's an issue for any reason, this is your heads up.)

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    Noctis and Prompto's first Easter together! Trials and tribulations ensue...

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    🔥KATSUKI BAKUGOU AU🔥
     
    "Is this what it feels like when I tell people to 'die'?"

    Bakugou and his two best friends Kirishima and Kaminari have just finished their engineering degrees. Before they jump head first into Grad School, they decide to take a year off and go work at a five star Ski Resort in the Canadian Rockies.

    Baku is smart, fit, and one stubborn son-of-a-bitch. Butting heads with most people he encounters, he'd soon meet his match in a pint sized firecracker who isn't willing to take his Pretty Boy bull-shit.

     
    💚Nitroglycerin is the first book in the 'Gap-Year Trilogy'. Following the exploits of one Katsuki Bakugou as he confronts more than just the bitter cold.

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    5/?
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    Vern: i wanna suck ur dick dry 2nite pls fuck?

    Seungcheol hyung: . . .

    Seungcheol hyung: . . .

    Seungcheol hyung: . . .

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    A witcher's job is simple: take contracts, slay monsters, profit. Alec is a wandering young witcher, nearing his wits' end, when he happens on a contract almost too good to be true. The catch is that the job comes with a partner: the beautiful, troublesome Magnus, who seems too wise to Alec's secrets, but keeps many of his own.

    Together they hunt monsters—and fall in love.

    (A Shadowhunters/The Witcher fusion. No knowledge of either canon necessary.)

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    Richard, a security guard at the LA Convention Center, meets a beautiful woman, at rather interesting convention.

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    I found out Schneep's name means 'dick stone' soo....
    Here's some meaningless fluff.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Louis and Harry used to date once upon a time, until Harry decided that he wanted to go and face the big adventure awaiting him outside of the UK. Louis doesn't go with him, and so Harry breaks them up. It's not until years later, when they both end up at the same small, local airport just out of Porto in Portugal that they're faced with what's left of their past relationship.

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    38
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    11
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