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Pride & Prejudice & Turnabout by paintedkneecaps
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
21 Nov 2024
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When the door to Kurain manor slammed open, hitting the wall with a deafening crack and causing everyone within the parlor to wince, all eyes flicked to the gasping, disheveled forms of Maya and Pearl, who stood in the doorway, a dangerous glint in Pearl’s eyes, and a devious grin stretched across her older cousin’s face.
“Did you run all the way from Meryton?” Apollo spluttered. The bang from the door had startled him enough to send his book flying across the room, and he seemed venomously cross about it.
Maya ignored him. “You’ll never guess what we just heard.”
Trucy, who had been practicing a new card trick, and Athena, who had been her test subject, perked up at the possibility of new gossip from town. Even Phoenix raised his jagged eyebrows in slight interest as he peered curiously at the Feys over the rim of his tea cup.
“Go on,” he prompted. Maya’s grin stretched wider.
“Netherfield Park has been let at last.”///
In which Phoenix Wright, steward of the Kurain estate and head of the Wright Anything Agency, meets his match.
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Family Is Forever (And Ever And Ever) by paintedkneecaps
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Welcome to Night Vale
28 Jul 2024
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When looking for a new body to possess, there are many factors to take into consideration. The most principal of these is a victim's lack of connection- of parents, siblings and friends- and Elias Bouchard had none of these. The perfect candidate.
What Jonah Magnus neglected to take into consideration was the existence of entitled distant relatives from distant places- very distant places indeed.
In which Jonah Magnus is bullied into employing a relative of the late Elias Bouchard, and how his life and plans are subsequently upended. Alternatively, how Edith Bouchard trades one Eldritch employer for another and thoroughly ruins her uncle's life.
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Pride and Prejudice and Faeries by paintedkneecaps
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
18 Apr 2023
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of both his fortune and his Good Name, must be in want of someone to share them with. For a Name is a heavy burden to bear, and oft leads astray those who have not the strength to bear the weight, and- well. If there is money involved, that makes the deal all the sweeter.
~•~Read the title. it’s P&P but fantasy. Hold onto your hats.
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Theo has seen Omega Centauri countless times, stared up at its speckled expanse in fond familiarity, looked to it for comfort, a point of stability when his world tipped off its axis. He knew Omega Centauri, had memorized each pinprick of light and where they sat in relation to each other.
So Theo knows, the moment he peers through his telescope, that he is not looking at Omega Centauri.
He is looking at God.
And God is looking back.
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“Hey, sorry, you haven’t seen a cat, have you?”
“I-I’m sorry, what?”
“Um,” the man stammers, tugging on one of his earlobes, his face flushing pink “A- a cat. Well, more of a kitten, really.”
Jon blinks in confusion. “In- in general, or…?”
“N-no, in the archives,” he chuckles, and Jon feels his face warm with embarrassment.
“There’s a cat in the archives?” he asks, getting to his feet before he realizes what he’s doing. He tries to keep his tone professional, disinterested- but a sliver of excitement wriggles its way into his voice before he can catch it.
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The Universe is a Red Skein by listless_listhaver
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, Alien Stage (Web Series), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman, Mickey 17 (2025)
05 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace and Rocky bring the Hail Mary out of retirement when it becomes clear that their universe is not the only one being affected by astrophage.
This is complicated by the fact that some of the universes are domains of death, suffering, and anarchy, while others rely mainly on the power of friendship and song. Between their conflicting tones of satire, gothic literature, cosmic horror, and kid-friendly humor, they may never unravel which of them was actually supposed to save the multiverse in the first place.
Bookmarked by paintedkneecaps
03 Jul 2026
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aperture by birdbyrne (beezlebubz)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Jul 2026
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Ryland doesn't know where he is, what he's doing, or why he's doing it. All he knows is that he's in a universe with no stars and that an organization called the COI found the Hail Mary spinning out into deep space. He knows that Rocky may be injured somewhere, and he knows that the man that currently lays in a hospital bed in front of him should be dead as dirt but has miraculously survived.
He knows he has been given an ultimatum. Find out what brought Simon back to life or never see Rocky again.
The task proves more complicated than he thought.
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15 May 2026
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Within A Spectroscopic Binary by oofouchyikes
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
19 Jul 2026
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Between Grace's scant first aid and the nanny bot they managed to get the man mostly stable, tucked into Grace's bed and completely dead to the world for the past few days.
It's the same man currently trying to kill him.
or, the Eridians find a man covered in blood and Grace hasn't been able to care for something in far too long.
Series
- Part 1 of The Nature of Star Systems
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This place (it’s for me and you only) by GlassJaw
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
10 May 2026
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“Well?” He presses, picking absently at the grass staining his knees green. “What’s the verdict?”
The man eyes him for a beat too long before scoffing quietly. “I think you’re the result of radiation poisoning.”
Grace snorts. “Harsh. And here I was starting to think we were bonding.”
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OR : Ryland Grace hardly dreams anymore, but when he does, he finds himself sharing them with a bloodied man just beyond his universe.
Bookmarked by paintedkneecaps
12 May 2026
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Be With You by nervousyoungcritter
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
10 May 2026
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Grace thinks Simon needs therapy. Simon disagrees.
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Seven recordings of Simon’s therapy sessions, and one aftermath.
“I won't bow to the universe, I can break its curse and build us something new.”
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- Part 1 of bloodymary 🩸💫
Bookmarked by paintedkneecaps
12 May 2026